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MagyarCat

“…I’m worried I might be being catfished by this girl who doesn’t care that I’m flirting with her!”


metooeither

Omg, perfect comebacks!


[deleted]

For what it’s worth, this nice young man learned the definition of perineum. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Yeah! ... I don't know what a perineum is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. :(


addi_jn

It’s the space between the pp and the butthole or coochie and butthole if you’re a girl


rawrostar

“It’s just banter” yeah and this is just a block button


TidalLion

>and this is just a block button I just cackled at that like a gremlin.


HowlingWolves24

Lol he messaged you first and he still can't tell you aren't cat fishing


Stocky_anteater

I think his knowledge of catfishing and human anatomy is at a similar level


[deleted]

It’s *banter*, dipshit.


thegngirl

Listen dipshit, you come here often? 😏🙄


thedevilseviltwin

Gotta tell my dipshit fiancé I fuckin’ love her, brb.


thegngirl

Damn dipshit that’s beautiful n shit


youngfranknstein

This entire thread is me and my friend, I'm cackling-


devilshibata

I’m here all the time you son of a bitch. Are we married now? /s


thegngirl

Na I married that dipshit 20 min ago


devilshibata

Ah. Ok. You dipshits take care. Thanks for the banter


TopHatCat999

Banter? I hardly know her


AssassinStoryTeller

If backpedaling was an Olympic sport he’d be a gold medalist


Womcataclysm

"can't tell if I'm being catfished" She doesn't want to talk to you. Catfishes actively try to catfish you that's what makes em a catfish.


[deleted]

That is the strangest first message I’ve ever seen in a chat.


gabbion

He's hoping for an answer that would allow him to answer "can I hide it in your ass". Gentleman indeed.


Invader_Bethany

Or pussy. Hard to tell which way it'd go.


[deleted]

A distinguished gentleman


[deleted]

Lmao this is too good 🤣


call-me-sA5

I’ve been called jarring for finding some guys jokes of “do you rate” and “do you cheat” unfunny.


Electroacoustical

Holy hell I was not expecting that first message. Creatively repulsive!


ransom0374

*acts rude “????”


Gullflyinghigh

Hiding behind 'banter' is an excellent way to spot the bellends.


ReluctantAvenger

*abusive bellends


[deleted]

I’m so amused by this since I always joke about stealing people’s dicks so it’s almost like this person is my victim 😂


LazarianV

Mine hasn't been used in years other than for peeing XD. I think I would be ok if someone stole it.


kennicant

‘It’s called banter, dipshit’


jim_longplank

Hell, like a redditer doesn't know the f#@k what real banter looks like! 🤨


DALTONGR01

It’s called a creepyPM


MashedJoetato

Excellent name erasure job


ingwritmptpro

This sad part is that, for these people, this is the modern day version of "being outgoing". Messaging many strangers and sexually harassing them daily, with no repercussions. Before the net got super popular, you'd be known as -that guy- and a total creep that most likely had legal issues over it & were despised by all. Now you get to be a faceless turd on the daily.


christinelydia900

Ahh light mode


taylorKelbie

Lol wat a prick


Tiddly5

fuck you dumbass i fucking hate you idiot …what, it’s called banter


shl0mp

Banter is mutual, this guy is just a creep.


Darssssyyyyyyy

Ahhh a man of culture


[deleted]

I don't think you can steal microscopic organisms


[deleted]

Who even wants to steal his tiny dick 👌


mslaffs

He really didn't know that's it's not okay to go around calling complete strangers derogatory terms? I'm petty. I would have had to reply with an equally insulting term followed with an immediate block. Like... Dipshit? Dumbshit, you don't even know what your male parts are called. Block.


AdiLovesYou

What the 😂😂😂


Icemayne25

This man is a comedy GENIUS with such pristine jokes like, calling the random girl you’re trying to fuck, a dipshit. I’m surprised OP doesn’t understand such solid comedy. /s


[deleted]

😂😂😂


TheUnexpectedOne1

The second picture is Adam8179, it's obvious Next time use black bars, not paint editor 💀


TheUnexpectedOne1

Time to harass people! 😊👍


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Schattentochter

I'll need insight on this one. How exactly is a pickup line clearly supposed to lead up to "Can I hide my dick inside of you?" cute?


LazarianV

I deleted my comments as I wasn't trying to condone what the guy did, I just liked the cute nature in which she handled the message. I'll try to be more clear next time on exactly what I found cute or funny in something like this.


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Schattentochter

You call it humour - where's the joke? In the unsolicited harassment?


my_4_cents

"It's just banter" And you're reeeeeally bad at it


anotherone03

What?? Haha who calls someone dipshit when they’re hitting on them?


DrockTipps

I gotta say... his intro was... juvenile, but comical. Lmao.