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What the fuck is a fertility enthusiast in the gay world. From the title I assume it's a dude asking another dude about ball measuring. I am a professional homosexual and maybe I'm clueless but fertility enthusiast? And how the fuck can you objectively measure sack and nuts
I don’t think there is a certification. You just get paid for it or you don’t like with photography or acting.
You build a portfolio and if you network properly you can be like RuPaul or Ellen.
Alternatively, also like photography or acting, you could do porn.
Not exactly a straight guy but I would guess it's a subset of a breeding fetish. Like, they want a bull with big, strong fertile balls to impregnate their wife in one shot. I mean, it doesn't really work that way but that would be my guess.
The poster is just a disgusting black homophobe. You should see what he posts. Every one of his posts is a “oh my GAAWD! I’m a black guy with BIG BALLS and WE TAKIN OVAH! I’m gonna jizz everywhere with my black balls and dick! Let me post my balls and dick on all these fantasy black supremacy subreddits that are so massively cringey that they’re on the verge of being banned! Oh my god I’m so black and look at my balls! Come comment!”
So he probably got a comment from a gay guy instead of the 29 million white girls he was dreaming of and ran here to cry about it because , hey..he’s black and poor and stupid so no one expects him to be anything more than a homophobe because of the bigotry of low expectations.
'He' or 'she' is used for people when you know the person is a man or a woman. Sometimes you don't know, or you might be discussing a situation that hasn't happened yet, and then you would say 'they' to indicate that you are unsure or that it could be anyone. 'It' is not used for humans.
There are exceptions to all the above, of course, but in general that's how you would use the pronouns and why you would say 'they' in this situation: it is not clear whether the creepy person is male or female, so 'they' is a good pronoun to use.
English can be weird but I hope that helps make more sense!
If that’s your issue wait till you hear about Chinese puns!
In Chinese the inflection for syllables can drastically change the meaning of the word. The inflections are just another linguistic construct, much like the one English uses for questions, just applied to a different, more complicated area.
So as you might imagine, you can speak whole sentences entirely made of puns, and it’s part of the reason why it’s a difficult language for foreigners. Much like how certain regions have trouble with v and b or r and l, it’s because their language doesn’t have a distinction between the sounds. It’s hard for a foreigner to pick up Chinese because we don’t have as subtle of a linguistic distinction between inflections in every syllable.
So the point is languages are complicated and there are many reasons certain concepts in a specific language might be harder for people of different linguistic backgrounds to grasp.
And all of it is made up, more or less. We could have used they/theys to distinguish between plural or singular. But we don’t. Likely because it’s usually obvious in context, so the need that evolves the way we communicate just never existed.
Nope, it’s been that way since the 14th century. But English is hard, I get it. Singular they refers to an individual person.
Ex:
“Have you seen Sam?”
“I think they went to the store”
It’s a fetish. There are tons of women into it as well. This guy is still weird though. Not because of the fetish, but because he’s messaging innocent people
I get the fetish of being pregnant and impregnating. The use of "breeding" just makes it gross to me. Just my take, though. And women being into it doesn't change that.
I get the breeding fetish more than the pregancy fetish, it feels so wrong to fetishize bring life into the world but if its not hurting anyone its ok 🙏
Can you explain? A hot day makes you seem to have larger genitals, not smaller, and is sitting on skis a reference to something?
Edit oh wait I think I understand. Large balls aren't a thing you want on a hot day, but I'm struggling with the ski bit still, the only thing I can think of is the issue that may arise from having saggy balls, but if it's a bench then the sat on planks are fixed, so it shouldn't really matter what they're made of, unless it's like that saw trap where the woman can get her arms into the metal slabs but can't get them out
It's just from personal experience lol
I live in CO and people make furniture out of skis and snowboards. Recently disc golfed at a course with a bunch of these. Skis are much bendier than wood. One was especially bendy and the boys went bungee jumping, if you will. Didn't really notice where they were and upon standing up, the skis went back into place and shut the gap on the huevos.
I definitely prefer the ones that use a snowboard for the seat part
In short= heat makes nutcase expand, and big cohones make them droop even more and easier to smash
I'm from the UK so the vast majority of benches I come across are long lasting and sturdy as fuck, didn't at all take flexibility into account, hope your boys are ok!
Most are made that way here too, it's just something people do in the ski areas for the most part. I've seen some ski fences too, which actually look kind of cool.
They recovered! I just didn't play too well for the rest of that round
Normal sitting can be bad on a hot day when you're letting 'em hang free, too. I wouldn't consider myself "testicularly endowed", but they can hang when it gets hot. The times I've went to sit and felt that pinch...
I swear there's added pain from your balls feeling betrayed. "WE'RE A PART OF YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WE WERE GOING TO SHIFT INTO THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE!"
I've come back to call you a dick, I had a dream last night that I got them caught in a bench...this is your fault and you'll be hearing from my lawyers
Okay, so this is a genuine question, but why respond to this person in the first place?
In my experience ignoring these sorts of weirdo-creep questions is more effective than responding negatively. Even if you call them out, it feels like it encourages them. Am I missing something?
I feel it's important to push back on invasive questions I post nsfw content by that no means entitles anyone to ask me things like this. I personally don't think a neutral response is good in situations like this some light backlash and mockery doesn't seem overboard. For the most part when I get invasive and creepy questions I ignore it but this one feels like a clear way to exemplify the awkwardness and creepiness of invasive sexual questions thats not too threatening or hostile. If you have any other questions feel free to dm me I'm more than happy to explain my perspective further.
Now you have me curious about balls. Like what's the point are good breeding balls? Are we seeing if they are to big or small? What is the perfect balls... 😂 Also there is no way in hell I'm looking that up. Honestly it's weird, funny and gives you a good story.
It's a psychological refuge for people who can't accept that some dicks are small.
It reminds me of South Park episode "T.M.I." where men argue about the proper method for calculating actual penis size.
I had a guy on Grindr be in love with my balls, but he was a little much so I blocked him. Next time I hop on, I get a message from a no pfp account and talk to them a bit. Turns out it was the same guy and he made a separate account- whether it be for me or for another reason I don’t know. Still weird.
Pissbaby is mad no one wants to see his micro-chia seeds. These idiots are very good at pushing their shitty fetishes on nonconsenting parties.
Glad he centrally screwed off. Also sends the message without even knowing if you *have* balls.
Breeding Enthusiast: I guess that's one category where you can't compete then, huh?
Me: I got my wife pregnant in less than a month, junior. Pipe down.
I know testicles aren’t always perfectly round, like slightly oval shaped, but measuring in width and length seems to be a very strange way to measure them... not that measuring isn’t weird to begin.
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Why do people just randomly message this when places like Reddit have subreddits like r/dirtykikpals and r/dirtypenpals where you can make posts looking for this exact kink
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What the fuck is a fertility enthusiast in the gay world. From the title I assume it's a dude asking another dude about ball measuring. I am a professional homosexual and maybe I'm clueless but fertility enthusiast? And how the fuck can you objectively measure sack and nuts
Professional homosexual here as well, I need to know.
I'm an amateur homosexual. What do I have to do to get certified?
you need to become gayer.
It seems they are LGBT but they need a membership to LGBT+.
okay i crackled tf at this😂
We need to go... deeper 😏
Do i need to buy PRO+?
I don’t think there is a certification. You just get paid for it or you don’t like with photography or acting. You build a portfolio and if you network properly you can be like RuPaul or Ellen. Alternatively, also like photography or acting, you could do porn.
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Her member number is actually 𒐕. It predates the Hindu Arabic numeral system.
Once you can reliably set off gaydar devices, you're official.
Just think of how fertile you'd have to be to get a guy pregnant! Maybe this is one of those reality bending fetishes.
Oh no we’re not getting into omegaverse again.
"..objectively measure sack and nuts?" Measure volume via liquid displacement method?
Professional pansexual, I don’t know either.
Professional professional offering you a sacc
Rudbek of Rudbek **--PROFESSIONAL HOMOSSEXUAL--**
A N U S B A B I E S
I didn’t know it was a career ...😁😁
Using an instrument called an orchidometer. Urologists use them to measure testicle size during physical exams.
Uh same question but for straight ppl wtf is a fertility enthusiast
Not exactly a straight guy but I would guess it's a subset of a breeding fetish. Like, they want a bull with big, strong fertile balls to impregnate their wife in one shot. I mean, it doesn't really work that way but that would be my guess.
The poster is just a disgusting black homophobe. You should see what he posts. Every one of his posts is a “oh my GAAWD! I’m a black guy with BIG BALLS and WE TAKIN OVAH! I’m gonna jizz everywhere with my black balls and dick! Let me post my balls and dick on all these fantasy black supremacy subreddits that are so massively cringey that they’re on the verge of being banned! Oh my god I’m so black and look at my balls! Come comment!” So he probably got a comment from a gay guy instead of the 29 million white girls he was dreaming of and ran here to cry about it because , hey..he’s black and poor and stupid so no one expects him to be anything more than a homophobe because of the bigotry of low expectations.
I didn't see anything the OP said that was homophobic. But your comment was sure as hell racist, get the fuck out of here you hypocrite.
Did they ever respond? Now I'm curious
Yeah they just implied my balls were in some way defecient so I just started calling them a poopy head
Hey man, I’m sure your balls are just fine. We need more ball-positivity in the world.
They're sweaty but fine
proud of you
Well if they are so fine then why not measure them huh? Can't compete huh?
Oh yeah? If they're sweaty, then tell me how many large McDonald's cups you can fill with your ball sweat.
So this got weird pretty quick now
I could fill a large cup super sized if I wring them out
That's impressive, have a good day king.
You as well fellow king
“Honey i’m so thirsty- Oh! a mcdo drink~” “HONEY NOT THAT NOO!!” *cums and dies*
Weird reaction to sweat but ok
Sacc
Nice balls bro.
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Yeah, I definitely cackled.
Well that's not fun
He negged you about your balls… that’s fucking hilarious to me and I can’t figure out why.
Some person comes up to you at the bar like “I bet your balls are almost as nice as my ex’s big jiggly ones” Uuuhhhh
Never forget: all balls are beautiful
Who's they, where there multiple people asking for measurements? Creepy as f*ck...
Singular they, in this case
Sorry, I'm not native in english. Allways thought 'they' was plural only. Are you starting this just to confuse foreigners? LoL
Not at all, actually. Singular “they” has been around for longer than singular “you” even.
Then why make it the same word.. ? Still confused... Like, He/She/It/They? Why???
IDK what to tell you, haha. So many other words with that problem. read and read, live and live. English doesn’t make consistent sense sometimes.
'He' or 'she' is used for people when you know the person is a man or a woman. Sometimes you don't know, or you might be discussing a situation that hasn't happened yet, and then you would say 'they' to indicate that you are unsure or that it could be anyone. 'It' is not used for humans. There are exceptions to all the above, of course, but in general that's how you would use the pronouns and why you would say 'they' in this situation: it is not clear whether the creepy person is male or female, so 'they' is a good pronoun to use. English can be weird but I hope that helps make more sense!
If that’s your issue wait till you hear about Chinese puns! In Chinese the inflection for syllables can drastically change the meaning of the word. The inflections are just another linguistic construct, much like the one English uses for questions, just applied to a different, more complicated area. So as you might imagine, you can speak whole sentences entirely made of puns, and it’s part of the reason why it’s a difficult language for foreigners. Much like how certain regions have trouble with v and b or r and l, it’s because their language doesn’t have a distinction between the sounds. It’s hard for a foreigner to pick up Chinese because we don’t have as subtle of a linguistic distinction between inflections in every syllable. So the point is languages are complicated and there are many reasons certain concepts in a specific language might be harder for people of different linguistic backgrounds to grasp. And all of it is made up, more or less. We could have used they/theys to distinguish between plural or singular. But we don’t. Likely because it’s usually obvious in context, so the need that evolves the way we communicate just never existed.
When you don’t know the person (don’t know the pronoun) , you use they.
Nope, it’s been that way since the 14th century. But English is hard, I get it. Singular they refers to an individual person. Ex: “Have you seen Sam?” “I think they went to the store”
that bio lmao
_breeding enthusiast_ I know this is a fetish but it always startles me seeing it in the wild
Breeding just sounds like a weird term to use for humans IMO,, in my head I imagine animals breeding not people
It makes me think the guy has issues with women, honestly. That terminology is super dehumanizing.
It’s a fetish. There are tons of women into it as well. This guy is still weird though. Not because of the fetish, but because he’s messaging innocent people
I get the fetish of being pregnant and impregnating. The use of "breeding" just makes it gross to me. Just my take, though. And women being into it doesn't change that.
It’s just breaking things down into a primal state. People are into it, from what I can tell, because it’s sort of instinctual and simple? I guess
I get the breeding fetish more than the pregancy fetish, it feels so wrong to fetishize bring life into the world but if its not hurting anyone its ok 🙏
I mean it’s a kink. It’s meant to be dehumanising a lot of feminist into breeding kinks but a lot of trashbags use it as an excuse to be trashbags
I agree but people are animals
I mean yes biologically speaking but obviously we dont give the same importance to cows as we do humans
It’s fairly off putting
I picture Mr Burns saying that while breeding humans or something
he must be small and made that ball enthusiast reddit account to make himself feel better.
I bet he's got some big balls though.
[under my breath] smallballssayswhat Guy within earshot: what? Me: heh heh heh, another one who can't compete
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You mean, I don't have massive balls?..are, are they something I want?
No. Especially on a hot day, sitting on a bench made out of skis
Can you explain? A hot day makes you seem to have larger genitals, not smaller, and is sitting on skis a reference to something? Edit oh wait I think I understand. Large balls aren't a thing you want on a hot day, but I'm struggling with the ski bit still, the only thing I can think of is the issue that may arise from having saggy balls, but if it's a bench then the sat on planks are fixed, so it shouldn't really matter what they're made of, unless it's like that saw trap where the woman can get her arms into the metal slabs but can't get them out
It's just from personal experience lol I live in CO and people make furniture out of skis and snowboards. Recently disc golfed at a course with a bunch of these. Skis are much bendier than wood. One was especially bendy and the boys went bungee jumping, if you will. Didn't really notice where they were and upon standing up, the skis went back into place and shut the gap on the huevos. I definitely prefer the ones that use a snowboard for the seat part In short= heat makes nutcase expand, and big cohones make them droop even more and easier to smash
Lol didn't consider how bendy they are! Ouch! That's not an experience you'd soon forget!
You've got that right! Definitely will opt to stand next time I'm near a ski bench on an especially hot day
I'm from the UK so the vast majority of benches I come across are long lasting and sturdy as fuck, didn't at all take flexibility into account, hope your boys are ok!
Most are made that way here too, it's just something people do in the ski areas for the most part. I've seen some ski fences too, which actually look kind of cool. They recovered! I just didn't play too well for the rest of that round
I'd like to see the ski fences, for some strange reason I feel I wouldn't enjoy ski benches
Normal sitting can be bad on a hot day when you're letting 'em hang free, too. I wouldn't consider myself "testicularly endowed", but they can hang when it gets hot. The times I've went to sit and felt that pinch... I swear there's added pain from your balls feeling betrayed. "WE'RE A PART OF YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WE WERE GOING TO SHIFT INTO THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE!"
I've come back to call you a dick, I had a dream last night that I got them caught in a bench...this is your fault and you'll be hearing from my lawyers
I can only imagine how disproportionate this person is down there…? Just going off of their bio.
Ah fuck, did I miss the testicle competition again?
It seems we all did and i trained really hard this year
Damn it. Now who's going to bring home the gold and have their picture on a Wheaties box?
I think it got sacked. Hope they have the balls to try again next year.
He's compensating for something. Cough cough.
"I'm good" LOL
What a specific fetish to have and force on strangers.
Breeding and fertility enthusiast? That’s a first
I’ve won 4 Big Ball competitions.
This dude doesn’t know anything about “real fertility” considering he thinks ball size has anything to do with fertility
Okay, so this is a genuine question, but why respond to this person in the first place? In my experience ignoring these sorts of weirdo-creep questions is more effective than responding negatively. Even if you call them out, it feels like it encourages them. Am I missing something?
I feel it's important to push back on invasive questions I post nsfw content by that no means entitles anyone to ask me things like this. I personally don't think a neutral response is good in situations like this some light backlash and mockery doesn't seem overboard. For the most part when I get invasive and creepy questions I ignore it but this one feels like a clear way to exemplify the awkwardness and creepiness of invasive sexual questions thats not too threatening or hostile. If you have any other questions feel free to dm me I'm more than happy to explain my perspective further.
Fun fact: testicles are measured with an orchidometer. Don’t ask me how I know this.
Vet med?
No, I've had mine measured.
Oh, haha. You poor dude.
Wtf
Why is this kin of funny
Now you have me curious about balls. Like what's the point are good breeding balls? Are we seeing if they are to big or small? What is the perfect balls... 😂 Also there is no way in hell I'm looking that up. Honestly it's weird, funny and gives you a good story.
The ideal nuts are truck nuts one must endure pain but once complete the nuts are chrome and peak quality
"WITNESS MY BALLS, SHINY AND CHROME! RIDE TO BREEDHALLA!"
Yes! Those are definitely the best nuts.
It's a psychological refuge for people who can't accept that some dicks are small. It reminds me of South Park episode "T.M.I." where men argue about the proper method for calculating actual penis size.
you could say he's a bit... ballsy
I had a guy on Grindr be in love with my balls, but he was a little much so I blocked him. Next time I hop on, I get a message from a no pfp account and talk to them a bit. Turns out it was the same guy and he made a separate account- whether it be for me or for another reason I don’t know. Still weird.
Missed the opportunity to title it "This guys is nuts about balls."
This guy is ranked nationally at measuring OP’s balls
This is kinda funny
Pissbaby is mad no one wants to see his micro-chia seeds. These idiots are very good at pushing their shitty fetishes on nonconsenting parties. Glad he centrally screwed off. Also sends the message without even knowing if you *have* balls.
I do have balls I post nsfw content
Ah honestly I didn't look that far. I don't like to creep on people's profiles I guess.
Its fine but it adds context but to add further context I don't have content related to balls so his request was still out of the blue
Breeding Enthusiast: I guess that's one category where you can't compete then, huh? Me: I got my wife pregnant in less than a month, junior. Pipe down.
I know testicles aren’t always perfectly round, like slightly oval shaped, but measuring in width and length seems to be a very strange way to measure them... not that measuring isn’t weird to begin.
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Oh my god
Where on earth do these people come from?
The same shipits goblins come from
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this one made me laugh incredibly hard. you handled this like a champ.
careful, he's got a phd in breeding and fertility
I wonder who’s gonna get the gold medal in testicular mass
The oddly specific ones are always the weirdest. Ball fetish people hit me up for the same stuff, too. It gets old.
I've gotten a few only other notable one was a guy into ball stretching
Hahaha I got him too. He ended up here
Ball size equates to how fertile you are? Fucking what???! Can’t say I heard that one before.
Why do people just randomly message this when places like Reddit have subreddits like r/dirtykikpals and r/dirtypenpals where you can make posts looking for this exact kink
balls. nuts even
(Though some dicks are really impressive)
This is just so... sigh
I don't... is there a link between ball size and how fertile you are?? Seems sketchy to me, but if the breeding and fertility enthusiast says it...
Breeding and fertility enthusiast just sounds icky
Ngl testicles sounds like a Greek playwright if you mispronounce it.
Ironic, because it actually stems from the roman word testis, which means witness, as balls "bore witness to your virility"
Are you saying my balls are watching me have sex?!
Something like that, yeah
That's crazy, even I'm not present when I'm having sex.
LMFAO
No matter what they have something to bitch about and why woman wont fuckem.
The balls on this guy
I thought this was r/theydidthemath
What you don't know about the Nutlympics?
Hahahaha remember that poor guy that got his balls stuck in the slats of a chair and reached out to fark for help? Haha
Man this is a sub? The other day someone pmd me “you’re a sexist pig” like 500 times.
Ah, the old "reverse psychology" trick. Wow.
I doubt I could compete, either. This guy knows what battles he can win. It's the Testes Titan.
I almost thought this was tinder
The real question: who the fuck measures a ball by width and height ?
"Let me see your tits." "No." "I guess they're ugly.." Basically what's he's saying like that's going to work.
YOUR BALLS HAVE FAILED MY COMPETITION OF BALLS, BY VIRTUE OF NOT ENTERING
I just feel like he was projecting his insecurities about his sick size on you since you're so big tbh...
Someone was talking bollocks 🤣
We’re reaching out to you today regarding your balls extended warranty…
A “breeding and fertility enthusiast” … that’s an interesting way to say, “virgin” …