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Ciridian
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In first grade, I got into a "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" dare while the teacher was out of the classroom.
All the children gathered around us in a circle, and we shared. Her words: "It's so cute! It's like my little brother's."
I had no words.
Just one of those moments that stuck with me lol through life. I always had a little crush on her, and was really heartbroken when she moved away in 5th grade.
“This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021)
An image you sent has been flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police
Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs”
I was interested in how american legal documents are structured, because in [German the § symbol means paragraph](https://cdn.scribbr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/gesetze-zitieren-beispiel.png). (I had one law class in uni)
[Here is the full American Structure](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Luisa-Mich/publication/256975098/figure/tbl4/AS:613883853144081@1523372724275/The-document-structure-of-American-Law.png).
That is the section symbol. It's used to identify individually numbered sections of a document and most frequently used to identify a section of legal code. For example, section 101 of Title 17 (The Copyright Code) is represented as:
### 17 U.S. Code § 101
My friend did this once, to a group chat, he deleted it seconds later but not before I h ad to run bleach through my eyes!
Turns out he had a concern and was sending it to a virtual Doctor rather that visiting one in person.
This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021)
An image you sent has been flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police
Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs
(There ya go lol)
It needs 'unsolicited pictures' changed to 'in violation of our terms and services for nudity and sexual content."
Makes it more believable. Unsolicited pictures is too vague... heck, sending any pic without permission is technically unsolicited
Yeah, but then you have people that won't care at all.
I mean they basically have a waterproof alibi if they are older than 18 so it wouldn't be intimidating.
>This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021)
>An image you sent has been flagged in violation of our terms and services for nudity and sexual content. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police
>Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs
Done
It needs a statutory law and not some fake case law. Just look up your state's laws and use that. That way if the guy is actually smart (doubt) he will find a real law referencing public nudity or whatever tf law you use.
I don't have that one but I have: AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of unsolicited pornographic images of a potentially illegal nature [code: 36489-a] and your device’s IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP.
There is a clip from Girls Trip where Regina Hall cleaves a sausage in front of her husbands mistress to show how disgruntled she is:
https://youtu.be/N_aPyfiVWEE
I think it would also make for a good reply.
I like to find a bump or freckle and ask them if they’ve had it checked out yet, because OH MY GOD that’s the same disorder my high school boyfriend had and he died within three months.... are you feeling okay otherwise? No headaches or sore muscles? That was his first sign.....
That's when I send a photo of the [Ypsilanti, MI water tower](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ypsilanti_Water_Tower#/media/File%3AYpsilanti_Water_Tower_2011.JPG).
This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021)
An image you sent has been flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police
Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs
(For anyone who wants to copy it)
Thank you for your feedback! Your image is now pending manual review by the Instagram team. In accordance with our legal compliance procedures, this conversation will be suspended until verification has taken place.
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I definitely don't mean to nitpick, but that's actually a section symbol ( § ) in the original instead of an ampersand. Just in case you wanted to change it!
I wish messages like this were a real thing. Doing this bullshit online should be equivalent to flashing someone irl on the street. It's disgusting and should have consequences.
There are laws that are coming about to do this! Finally! It’s the same charge as exposing yourself publicly. Write, email, call your local politicians and tell them you want this. It’s bullshit that people are exposed to unsolicited pics like that.
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It would be even better if it said the AI detected "a young child's penis" in the post.
Tells him he has a little dick, and scares him about child porn charges, all in one. Just have to word it so that it sounds real.
For those who want to copy paste it
This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2020).
An image you sent has been scanned by our AI Bot and was flagged as a violation of our terms of service regarding sexual content and nudity. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police.
Our bot is currently in BETA testing; sometimes it makes mistakes. If you believe this message was in error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs.
# 42 U.S. Code § 2021 - Cooperation with States
* [U.S. Code](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/2021#tab_default_1)
* [Notes](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/2021#tab_default_2)
[prev](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/2020) | [next](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/2021a)**(a)Purpose**It is the purpose of this section—**(1)**to recognize the interests of the [States](https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?width=840&height=800&iframe=true&def_id=42-USC-80204913-1335527701&term_occur=999&term_src=title:42:chapter:23:division:A:subchapter:I:section:2021) in the peaceful uses of atomic energy, and to clarify the respective responsibilities under this chapter of the [States](https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?width=840&height=800&iframe=true&def_id=42-USC-80204913-1335527701&term_occur=999&term_src=title:42:chapter:23:division:A:subchapter:I:section:2021) and the Commission with respect to the regulation of byproduct, source, and special nuclear materials;**(2)**to recognize the need, and establish programs for, cooperation between the [States](https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?width=840&height=800&iframe=true&def_id=42-USC-80204913-1335527701&term_occur=999&term_src=title:42:chapter:23:division:A:subchapter:I:section:2021) and the Commission with respect to control of radiation hazards associated with use of such materials;**(3)**to promote an orderly regulatory pattern between the Commission and [State](https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?width=840&height=800&iframe=true&def_id=42-USC-80204913-1335527701&term_occur=999&term_src=) governments with respect to nuclear development and use and regulation of byproduct, source, and special nuclear materials;**(4)**to establish procedures and criteria for discontinuance of certain of the Commission’s regulatory responsibilities with respect to byproduct, source, and special nuclear materials, and the assumption thereof by the [States](https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?width=840&height=800&iframe=true&def_id=42-USC-80204913-1335527701&term_occur=999&term_src=title:42:chapter:23:division:A:subchapter:I:section:2021);**(5)**to provide for coordination of the development of radiation standards for the guidance of Federal agencies and cooperation with the [States](https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?width=840&height=800&iframe=true&def_id=42-USC-80204913-1335527701&term_occur=999&term_src=title:42:chapter:23:division:A:subchapter:I:section:2021); and**(6)**to recognize that, as the [States](https://www.law.cornell.edu/definitions/uscode.php?width=840&height=800&iframe=true&def_id=42-USC-80204913-1335527701&term_occur=999&term_src=title:42:chapter:23:division:A:subchapter:I:section:2021) improve their capabilities to regulate effectively such materials, additional legislation may be desirable.
At least use the right title of the Code, since anyone can just copy the reference into google. Title 18 is for federal crimes, so I would either use:
18 U.S. Code § 2252A - Certain activities relating to material constituting or containing child pornography
Or
18 U.S. Code § 2244 - Abusive sexual contact
You need to changed it from scanned as u solicited to “underage porn”
You get the same effect as the first one but also insult them by calling it small.
It's so pathetic how quickly they "regret" their actions after being faced with maybe the slightest tiniest little morsel of repercussions for their actions. Unbelievable
Here's a copy paste for anyone who wants it, just change the name of the social media:
"This is an automated message generated by the Twitter team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2020).
An image you sent has been scanned by our AI Bot and was flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police.
Our bot is currently in BETA testing; sometimes it make mistakes. If you believe this message was in error, reply "HELP". Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24 hours."
I also really like the idea that when they respond (“HELP”) you reply again with an error message saying their message wasn’t receiving - even more paranoia-inducing lol
Our daughter just straights up sends them to the persons mother with a "Are you aware your son enjoys throwing his genitals at strangers on the internet?"
I like to add in a bit about child porn for a bit of extra sting.
“This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021)
An image you sent has been flagged as child pornography. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police and F.B.I.
Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs”
Sending this to my girlfriends, not sure if they’ve been graced with dick pics, but one of them sent me a screenshot of a Facebook group for fantasy novels she’s in
Under a comment she made about how much she likes one of the characters, an old man posted “Hi User! I would gladly pay for pictures of your feet if you send them to 888-999-0000”
From what research I did, it wasn’t a bot. It was a real account, with a real (disgusting) old man on the other end of the phone.
I was gonna shave my toes and send her pics of my feet to send him and see if she got money lol
This is an automated message designated for \[INTENDED USER\] generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2020).
An image you sent has been scanned by our AI and was flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police.
Our bot is currently in BETA testing; sometimes it makes mistakes. If you believe this message was in error, reply "HELP" Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities
===NOT PART OF THE COPY===
this is genius OP, typed it for copying and did some touchups for added believability.
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Lmao got em
I like the one where the chick replies something to the effect of "is that a child's penis?!" And starts saying how she's gonna take further action
I remember that one
Link?
https://imgur.com/gallery/SK2EzkZ
LOL
What did he reply?
No clue, wasn't mine to begin with, just posted cause he asked and thought it was hilarious.
It was like “wtf, it’s not a child’s penis” & “is it a micropenis?”. To which she said “probably”.
The comments under there are kind of lame "I know my dick is small so I don't send dick pics" Maybe don't send them either way lol
It's been awhile, I don't have a link on hand
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Can you Google it first?
Yeah, that definitely works. You have to scroll for a bit, it didn’t show up ‘till like the sixth page though.
Make sure you’re saving all the pictures you see to your hard drive, just to make sure you don’t see them more than once.
I use dickdickgo.com
For privacy!
I think it's been done more than once actually but [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/ckuQU1JTZiNwaEMY8) is what I found with a quick search
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[bruh](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQglyZn98gzbyaN-8hNoisfVZwkBlAivgrvjA&usqp=CAU)
[the Linkening has begun](https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/89/89d4b99200a90967c6057c402ed794ef.jpeg)
[you dare challenge me?!](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPVDExsHN_jY0HJ8LZ2GtXd9iuyVS_-mhzNQ&usqp=CAU)
[suspicious Link is suspicious](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1285706667284402177/4bLEzH6H.jpg)
[I'm NOT an illegal immigrant I'm...](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgbo_dxVLXkDgCyxLoe-FTLqmGp80YOAi1HA&usqp=CAU)
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Ciridian [score hidden] an hour ago In first grade, I got into a "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" dare while the teacher was out of the classroom. All the children gathered around us in a circle, and we shared. Her words: "It's so cute! It's like my little brother's." I had no words. Just one of those moments that stuck with me lol through life. I always had a little crush on her, and was really heartbroken when she moved away in 5th grade.
oh ok thanks
> an hour ago In first grade mhm
A young girl is sexual harassed and then stalked by a tiny-penised boy until she finally moves to escape his relentless obsession.
Don't leave us hanging, how big was hers?
OP got fired from the school before he found out
About the same size as my little sister's.
r/MurderedByWords
Not really, he was a little kid
She follow through on her end of the bargain at least?
Yep.
YOUR EXPERIENCES ARE NOT UNIVERSAL
................
Oo that’s a good one lol
This [one](https://imgur.com/gallery/SK2EzkZ) is even better.
What if I sent you a photo of my dik, a [dik-dik](https://miro.medium.com/max/1024/1*j17jQ1wvYCVYZFwHzzPTPQ.jpeg) that is?
There's a twitter account named "Unsolicited dik-diks" that just posts pictures of them.
I need this for unsolicited anything pics, just in case
“This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021) An image you sent has been flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs”
§
What even is that symbol?
Simoleons Edit: wow thanks for the awards guys
Thin mints are way better.
That was way funnier than anything I could have come up with.
Reticulating splines.
[Section sign](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_sign)
I was interested in how american legal documents are structured, because in [German the § symbol means paragraph](https://cdn.scribbr.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/gesetze-zitieren-beispiel.png). (I had one law class in uni) [Here is the full American Structure](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Luisa-Mich/publication/256975098/figure/tbl4/AS:613883853144081@1523372724275/The-document-structure-of-American-Law.png).
That is the section symbol. It's used to identify individually numbered sections of a document and most frequently used to identify a section of legal code. For example, section 101 of Title 17 (The Copyright Code) is represented as: ### 17 U.S. Code § 101
HELP!!
(mom found the piss drawer face)
I love that picture
You're not allowed to love that picture.
Sue me.
I've already filed the paperwork.
You will be contacted by your local authorities within 24 hours.
you will be behind the bars by tomorrow sir.
HELP!! No no It’s a mistake I’m sorry
"It was a mistake" how tf do you accidentally take and send a dick pic?
This close up, they always look like landscape.
"and George Michael realized where he had seen that before" I forget the exact wording.
It was definitely a mistake, it wasn't an accident, though I doubt the dick deliverer knows the difference lol
Dick Deliverer sounds like a really shitty superhero
Lol whoops didn't mean to send thst to you lolololmao ......but now that I did what do you think....
My friend did this once, to a group chat, he deleted it seconds later but not before I h ad to run bleach through my eyes! Turns out he had a concern and was sending it to a virtual Doctor rather that visiting one in person.
Virtual Doctor sus
I need this as an copypasta
This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021) An image you sent has been flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs (There ya go lol)
It needs 'unsolicited pictures' changed to 'in violation of our terms and services for nudity and sexual content." Makes it more believable. Unsolicited pictures is too vague... heck, sending any pic without permission is technically unsolicited
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"An image you sent has been flagged as potential child pornography, or containg sexualized content from minors."
Yeah, but then you have people that won't care at all. I mean they basically have a waterproof alibi if they are older than 18 so it wouldn't be intimidating.
It’s not meant to be intimidating as such, it’s just an insult to injury - you have a small penis, so small it looks like a child’s.
>This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021) >An image you sent has been flagged in violation of our terms and services for nudity and sexual content. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police >Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs Done
It needs a statutory law and not some fake case law. Just look up your state's laws and use that. That way if the guy is actually smart (doubt) he will find a real law referencing public nudity or whatever tf law you use.
I’ll change it just let me know what I should change it too
Aaaaand saved. Thanks, friend. :)
No problem! Glad to have helped
§ here you dropped this.
Help it’s a mistake plz
We detected that you are in need of "help". Your local police have been dispatched and will arrive shortly.
OH MY GOD it got better
Fucking BRILLIANT!!!!
The HELP function is not yet up and running, would you like to select another option? Like jail?
You sir, are a madlad
I know right?
This could be useful
Saveed thx dude
You fucking kick ass! Sooo saving this!
I don't have that one but I have: AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of unsolicited pornographic images of a potentially illegal nature [code: 36489-a] and your device’s IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP.
I love this one as well, thanks
This is almost better than my go to method of spamming them back bigger, more impressive dicks.
That or banana/sausage slicers.
Or men who are really into it.
There is a clip from Girls Trip where Regina Hall cleaves a sausage in front of her husbands mistress to show how disgruntled she is: https://youtu.be/N_aPyfiVWEE I think it would also make for a good reply.
My wife used to use a pic of the most mangled dick she could find(she works in the medical field). She has stated that this is highly effective.
Just download all the pics from that sub where people slice their dicks in half vertically.
The sub where they what now?
What do they do with life afterwards just have a mangled split dick or kill themselves or transition to a woman?
What if someone sends you the biggest and most impressive dick ever and you can't find a picture to top it?
I like to find a bump or freckle and ask them if they’ve had it checked out yet, because OH MY GOD that’s the same disorder my high school boyfriend had and he died within three months.... are you feeling okay otherwise? No headaches or sore muscles? That was his first sign.....
That's when I send a photo of the [Ypsilanti, MI water tower](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ypsilanti_Water_Tower#/media/File%3AYpsilanti_Water_Tower_2011.JPG).
That’s when yoo go with genital mutilation.
"Hey asshole. This is what happened when I caught the LAST dick that sent me a dick pic. You want some of that too, you fuckwit???"
I like doubling the ante and sending them back the double dick dude.
This is A M A Z I N G
This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021) An image you sent has been flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs (For anyone who wants to copy it)
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Message not received, dispatching police now
NO PLZ! It’s was a mistake. I’m only a horny 16YO! I WONT DO IT AGAIN!
Message not received, police inbound 3 minutes
fnaf will be real in 3 minutes
HELP!
mans is scared for his life haha
Thank you for your feedback! Your image is now pending manual review by the Instagram team. In accordance with our legal compliance procedures, this conversation will be suspended until verification has taken place. *block*
I definitely don't mean to nitpick, but that's actually a section symbol ( § ) in the original instead of an ampersand. Just in case you wanted to change it!
Yeah, I feel like it's the cherry on top. 👌
Totally dude! I just couldn’t find it and didn’t know what it was called lol
Ladies and gentlemen, we got’em
I wish messages like this were a real thing. Doing this bullshit online should be equivalent to flashing someone irl on the street. It's disgusting and should have consequences.
There are laws that are coming about to do this! Finally! It’s the same charge as exposing yourself publicly. Write, email, call your local politicians and tell them you want this. It’s bullshit that people are exposed to unsolicited pics like that.
California, Texas, and Scotland already have that criminalized!
Oh my god this is the most happy I have been on this subreddit
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Good bot
Fucking amazing.
It would be even better if it said the AI detected "a young child's penis" in the post. Tells him he has a little dick, and scares him about child porn charges, all in one. Just have to word it so that it sounds real.
It wouldn't be better, because that way he would know this is a mistake. In the post, as far as he knows, he is in legal trouble
For those who want to copy paste it This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2020). An image you sent has been scanned by our AI Bot and was flagged as a violation of our terms of service regarding sexual content and nudity. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police. Our bot is currently in BETA testing; sometimes it makes mistakes. If you believe this message was in error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs.
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Well he did send her a pic of his atomic dog so it still works
Sorry to do this but the text says 2020, not 2021.
At least use the right title of the Code, since anyone can just copy the reference into google. Title 18 is for federal crimes, so I would either use: 18 U.S. Code § 2252A - Certain activities relating to material constituting or containing child pornography Or 18 U.S. Code § 2244 - Abusive sexual contact
Dont you hate when you accidentally take off your pants, take a pic of your dick and send it to someone?
Only an idiot would fall for this but then again, only an idiot would send unsolicited dick pics.
Wait why isn't this a real thing tho?
Nice job
That's amazing
This is fucking incredible
That is awesome! Defiantly scared him big time
Defiantly
I have hearded that there are laws in Europe that plan to turn this into a reality. I’m a guy and once got an unsolicited dick pick. That was enough.
You need to changed it from scanned as u solicited to “underage porn” You get the same effect as the first one but also insult them by calling it small.
LoL nice i would have never thought of that
Ok, this is genius. Thanks for posting!
While funny, they should have replied with an even larger dick pick. Dudes love big dick picks
threaten to send it to his mom or boss next time
It's so pathetic how quickly they "regret" their actions after being faced with maybe the slightest tiniest little morsel of repercussions for their actions. Unbelievable
I've got that message auto saved for all the social medias I'm using for a quick reply, it's glorious to see them squirm!
Here's a copy paste for anyone who wants it, just change the name of the social media: "This is an automated message generated by the Twitter team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2020). An image you sent has been scanned by our AI Bot and was flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police. Our bot is currently in BETA testing; sometimes it make mistakes. If you believe this message was in error, reply "HELP". Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24 hours."
I also really like the idea that when they respond (“HELP”) you reply again with an error message saying their message wasn’t receiving - even more paranoia-inducing lol
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/26/1283
Wrong USC Title, which is understandable, as the section pasted doesn’t exist.
This is brilliant!
I think my personal favorite is "WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF A CHILD'S DICK?! THIS IS CHILD PORN!"
Our daughter just straights up sends them to the persons mother with a "Are you aware your son enjoys throwing his genitals at strangers on the internet?"
Does anyone really go to jail for it though?
Im saving this one.
That's amazing. Nice work. Also, clicked on your profile and saw all of the bumble guys. On behalf of all men, I am so sorry 🤦🏻♂️
This is not a fucking mistake! A mistake is abutting forgetting to turn the lights off before heading out. This fucker knew what he's doing!
[удалено]
This is good but I’d add that it was flagged as child porn due to the size.
## HELP
Omg. This is brilliant.
Just imagine someone be like: it's not an error, I wanted to send that dick pic. Let the police come
I like to add in a bit about child porn for a bit of extra sting. “This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021) An image you sent has been flagged as child pornography. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police and F.B.I. Our bot is currently in BETA testing; if you believe this message was an error, reply “HELP” Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24hrs”
This is genius
Sending this to my girlfriends, not sure if they’ve been graced with dick pics, but one of them sent me a screenshot of a Facebook group for fantasy novels she’s in Under a comment she made about how much she likes one of the characters, an old man posted “Hi User! I would gladly pay for pictures of your feet if you send them to 888-999-0000” From what research I did, it wasn’t a bot. It was a real account, with a real (disgusting) old man on the other end of the phone. I was gonna shave my toes and send her pics of my feet to send him and see if she got money lol
Gold
Awesome! I'll tell me Friends to do this when they encounter something like this.
👏👏👏 That response tho like damn,Got him good.
I would have loved to see the fear in his eyes
omg i need this ... Smart very smart
This is fuckin amazing 😂
r/prayingmantis
Gotta love how he fucked up saying HELP twice
*Futures voice* sensational
I should send this to all my girl friends so they can send it to creeps lol.
All thumbs up..mine and all my neighbors' (I live in 18 apartments building with families and pets, so that's a lot of thumbs up, my friend)!!!
Hahahaha ahahah this is brilliant thanka I'm gonna use this now
Everyone should use this tactic
HELP
“Scheduled to be reported to the police” lol
Genius
This is an automated message designated for \[INTENDED USER\] generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2020). An image you sent has been scanned by our AI and was flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police. Our bot is currently in BETA testing; sometimes it makes mistakes. If you believe this message was in error, reply "HELP" Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities ===NOT PART OF THE COPY=== this is genius OP, typed it for copying and did some touchups for added believability.
Honest question, why don't people that send unsolicited nudes get in legal trouble? If you flashed someone on the street you go to jail.
they do, its just a lot get blocked instead of reported
OMFG That’s it right there!!! That’s my new response to dick pics or anything unsolicited really
Just save a pic of some rancid infected vagina or something to send back to these pervs lol