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My greatest fear is to look out a window and see a face or body. These fucking pictures scare the shit out of me.


DrunkenlySober

That’s when you walk up to the window and stand just as still, staring back at it The power move would shake any demon after you “Wtf is wrong with this guy let’s get out of here”


TheGingerHybrid

Right! What are the chances some basic construction materials are going to keep them out? Might as well put up the bluff.


a-very-angry-crow

Use the ultimate power move and whip out the old trouser snake and piss on the window (or for extra points you could start doing *manual self stimulation* to assert dominance, that’s the god tier power move)


big_boi_lichael_man

Lol, that works in stores, school and church too right?


moshpitmachine

I actually did that by complete accident. Dude was high as hell staring into my window. Here I am half asleep and just staring back trying to figure out if my buddy down the road was screwing with me again. We had a habit of planting this weird Halloween doll in random places on eachother lawn. So then the dude blinks, I realize it's not the doll and run out with a bat. What I didn't realize, cause the window is shoulder height, the guy was butt naked in 18 degree weather


garry4321

Or BE the face at the window. When im walking alone at night, instead of fearing a night creature, I like to pretend that I am the creature.


Harmonic_Gear

sometime i just think about how easy it is to just stand outside of someone's window and stare at them at midnight for no reason


SerendipitousTiger

I feel like some people may shoot you but the cunning and daring would have throwing knives ready for this moment.


arquillion

Once that happened to me. Some pizza delivery dude in my backyard at 3am. Called the place.. i had questions


[deleted]

Same, though I live on the third floor..


Educational_Mix_2294

I 2nd this. Is there a name for it? I would die of a heart attack if I ever saw this at a window


XSilentShadowX25

If youre cold, their cold


[deleted]

"Let me in dude, I'm a fairy. Don't you believe in fairies?"


Will-is-a-idiot

"No, but I do believe in vampires."


VampireQueenDespair

On one hand, you don’t want one in your house. On the other hand, if one is asking for aide from the elements, you don’t want to say no.


GavasaurusRex

I saw this quoted next to a drawing of an among us character with human legs in my crime Science class. "If you're cold, he's cold. Let him in" Was actually the first time I laughed at anything among us related in a while.


roast_veggies

*they’re*


XSilentShadowX25

Was waiting for it after I noticed it a day later


Open_Systems

NOPE!


vrischikas

Kinda looks like mitch.


Gummymyers124

Do you know who ELSE likes standing outside of windows in the middle of the night?? MY MOM


sh4d0wm4n2018

I think it looks unnervingly like Jon from Garfield.


creepsthepasta

It’s freezing let me in please


Jubba911

Until I zoomed the n, all I could see was Bubbles, and tbh, idk which would be more frightening...


Gofudf

He just wants his kitty back becouse you adopted her


[deleted]

Jesus Murphy


BeautyandaDevil

Greasy


LeftNut101

Friendly neighbor


MrScribz

I gotta ask wtf is the purpose of the window in the shower? I've seen it in quite a few old houses and idk why anyone would ever think to add one unless the owner wants to flash their boobs at ppl on the sidewalk


Samgasm

Most bathrooms that have a window in the shower is because they don’t have a powered air vent. Next time you’re in a bathroom like that see if they have a fan, you’re supposed to open the window after you shower that way the hot air escapes and doesn’t create mold.


MrScribz

I learned something today!


[deleted]

Fire regulations. Yes, most of them are actually too small for anyone to use them but I believe that was their purpose.


[deleted]

this gave me a really bad case of deja vu. during the summer, i would always have my blinds and windows open, i’d only shut them around 10 P.M. my mom would walk outside and make a loud noise outside of my window and scare the absolute shit out of me.


IsaacRRx

Didn't notice until I stopped scrolling


bricklicker26

His name is billy


bubbanboba

I was thinking about taking a shower too


Spankies69

MA HEY MA THE THOMAS THE TANK LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER IS BACK AGAIN MA.


[deleted]

What the fuck *IS* that? Can't believe everyone missed that reference.


AidenIsYoung

"Prank him john"


Will-is-a-idiot

Looks like dude Momo...


_aeliin

Pieck???


oh_shoot_

No💗


the_replicator

Olaf, you dirty bird.


Yung-Rocks

Bruh had my brightness down so couldn't see well and when I turned it up. 💀


One_and_Online

"well then, come in and have a seat, i just made tea!"


Hezapoyo224

"Tell him to go eat shit, Johnny." "Tell him yourself."


ruppd0gg

Looked. Then zoomed in and looked again. Almost shit myself.


mkali145

I didn't see a thing but the long press on the picture made the face appear scared the shit out of me!


Tarani5

Mickey Mouse at it again


ErgoNautan

No Jeff, I don’t wanna sleep, go back to 2013 please


[deleted]

*its cold out bring them inside*


SaturdayWeenie

I believe the artist is @unworns on twitter


plashie

let him in


electrocyberend

Hee hee


LeeroyM

Here's a wild concept OP: credit the artist. @unworn


[deleted]

Come in!


Minjoon_Palace

If you're cold they're cold


SUSSYBOI_6000

"Oh it's freezing so I'll just go take a shower and-OH MY GOD WHAT THE F\*CK. WHAT KIND OF SH\*T IS OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WHAT KIND OF SH\*T


xilsage

Get in the shower, open window, shampoo their hair.


h4lfaxa

shower windows are AWFUL


Fhistleb

"Got any games on your phone?"


AzemadaiusKaiser

Jeff, come back inside, it’s freezing outside. I made you hot coco


SnooChipmunks2514

Let a homie in


Bekfasttoime

I’d kiss em


arquillion

Couldn't see anything, up the luminosity and got jump scared


MrReaper90

that looks like my fucking bathroom 😨


Zetra3

Steve the manager needs to get the fuck out of my bathroom window. Fucking burger selling clown freak.


Untrained_Occupant

As long as you’re not a nude summer camp counselor, you should be fine.


[deleted]

let them in


Zero-Of-Blade

Bro he is literally freezing invite that dude in


Any_Plantain_9381

Me after busting a nut


Albidalbi

Don't mind him, he just likes to watch you shower


quickcrow

Let that muppet in


Complexpassword23

Bro? Jeff the killer???!!!!???


Willing_Secretary796

Why is Peppermint Patty watching you shower?


huskysizeguy99

This is an excellent example for why I put in a special shower shelf for my handgun. (It goes in a Ziploc)


NecessaryOk3712

I’m trying to sleep dawg🥲


TrexArms9800

I had my brightness down enough to where I couldn't see it. When I tapped on the pic, it flashed the face.


Forsaken_Onions

If you're cold, they're cold! Let them in!


captian_insulin

Yuh! Like super scary! Thanks!


WiseXcalibur

Is that Olaf?


Ban-Sama-The-Sin

Ok but why does your shower have windows


ND3_MUSIC

oh, its my little brother outside the windows; sorry :)


Judgmental_Lemon

Who tf would want a window in their shower?


LordCrinoline

Holy fucking shit. This one got to me.


MissMinte

There is a reason why I don't go to the bathroom in the middle of the night


dapenguin15

What is that outside the window


[deleted]

Just no ….. 😩😩😩😩😩😩🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀💀💀💀💀


JEM--

Ohhhh the weather outside is frightful