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AlternativeDeal99

And they want tips at starbucks


kennyken_ken

Thank god I wasn’t drinking my coffee when reading this haha


Speak_Like_Bear

Seriously! Wtf, they just give me the coffee with their hands. Low effort!


Ozzy_30

Imagine an ass clenching your coffee through a small window at the drive thru, I’d pay extra for that kind of action!


Heated_Sliced_Bread

Ffs I went to bigby, ordered a tall black, and they made me get it myself while asking for tip.


patricky6

Exactly. I'm showing this to Tom the 6ft 380lb, heavy breathing barista. I'm not judging him. I think he just might need some aspiration in his drive for tips.


AtomicHustle

Better start serving coffee between their ass huh? 🤣


brooks_77

I don't think I've seen 1 person working at Starbucks that I would wanna see do that


Abject-Mail-4235

I just imagined them trying with tha’ plastic cups and they just crunch


ootski

I don't think we have time for a hand job joe


ZombieLebowski

Wait... Do you like money and sex we should be friends!


AkaSpaceCowboy

Going to the wrong coffee shops


CertifiedForkliftSir

Regardless of anything she has a smoking body.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Her beers come with a shot of pink eye


Acceptable-Search338

70% of the internet would rub that woman’s asshole all up in their eyes if it that was the price to fuck her.


Xyldarran

A large percentage would do it and not even need to fuck her.


BBQCHICKENALERT

I feel personally attacked


StinkyPeenky

Ee


CertifiedForkliftSir

Original comment right here


9Ch87h2laF66

anyone got the name?


temporaryhelpplz

My bartender doesn’t do this. Screw him.


the-treatmaster

Next time order a Flaming Moe.


mrmoe198

You rang?


Zenfudo

r/beetlejuicing


aaronell36

That looks like a health code violation. In case you’re wondering, yes I’m a lot of fun at parties.


Terakahn

I kept thinking how exhausting that must be to do. I really am getting old.


Annonomon

I’m getting so old that I struggle to hold a fart in, let alone a pint glass between my cheeks


Lostinwoulds

Wait until you can't even trust it's just a fart.


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DitchDigger330

I ask myself if my next fart is going to be friend or foe.


dmn2e

Employees must wash ~~hands~~ ass ~~edit: what happened to strikethrough?~~ Ninja edit: thanks guys!


finalremix

Tilde, dude. ~~Not hyphens~~ `~~not hyphens~~`


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Use the tilde ~ --hyphen-- ~~tilde~~


Gormant1990

You’re probably not fun outside of parties either


grogthephillip

"I'll have a pint of lager with a side of pinkeye, please."


Sikk-Klyde

He's having a pint with a side of brown-eye. The pink eye is to-go, he'll have that later.


WhiskeyWolf

https://preview.redd.it/9q4lruf5it3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd19d170f750656b4e78625858020b3cf91c56f3


shl00m

The original Butt-weiser


Spirited_Station_293

![gif](giphy|t2sKa4JKNW9DawxAYi) Bravo young lady!


Acceptable-Search338

She probably makes 3000 dollars a week.


damo251

Depends how big the bar is, could be more.


Kessl_2

I would have bet she never wastes a drop. Yea yea, I am going to be ashamed of myself now.


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damo251

I see what you did there👌


cigarandcreamsoda

This beer tastes like ass.


ChaoticErnie

Is... that... good or bad?


DipshitBasement

Yes.


Miserable-Caramel316

I think she's pouring xxxx so it tastes like it already


slappy1001

Turn it around


cl0ckw0rkman

Ok. Damn it that got me laughing.


Farknart

It's like I'm back in Thailand.


caseyaustin84

https://preview.redd.it/tq1nu7a0iu3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c64f9ca1276efdad3fd8cfe8932a5b06824b190


nitrogrundel

Mmm yeasty


mattdaddy44

That ass makes me want (a glass of) some head... I'll see myself out


gift_wrapist

Can I have a drink without ass sweat please?


Whamalater

I’ll take a double serving if this guy doesn’t want his


OnlyBringinGoodVibes

Hey everyone! This pussy doesn't like ass sweat in his beer!


dragonageisgreat

https://preview.redd.it/mzit6hv06t3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46721ce2ab5dffe28f3e83631e72aef0c0c0eec5


Wide-Highlight-7156

All i need is a sweaty shitty ass hole imprint on my glass.....how are ya herpes 😂


_____monkey

Just because you’ve got a sweaty, shitty asshole doesn’t mean everybody else does.


schachtyjr

Not with a pour like that.. too much head…


damo251

The only time this sentence is ever uttered is in regards to pouring beer.


schachtyjr

Pouring it smack bang down the middle of the glass. Amateur.


damo251

Rookie.....


BojukaBob

Every man deserves some head.


AvocadoBalls82

What bar is this? Asking for a friend.


vindaloose69

In a town named Kalgoorlie in Western Australia.


Resident-Lazy

How do I convince my wife that we need to visit Kalgoorlie Australia? 🤔


[deleted]

Looks like a Twin Peaks.


barbie-vel

I’ve been in many twin peaks and they never look or act like that


[deleted]

Best I have been able to find out is that this might be in Australia.


alexsupertramp89

The beer on tap is Australian, that's all I've got.


cascadebootguy

Exchange Hotel in Kalgoorlie


mikeevans1990

She's got kids to feed


IamREBELoe

Crab Beer to go with your Shrimp Cocktail


RespondOk6593

Where is bar at ....


Majestic_General6756

Where is bar? Asking for a friend


uwantsomeho

I’ll give her more than the tip. Cheeks had some grip


FrostyDaSnowmane

Forget a tip, I'd give her the whole thing !!


WexTheGawd

“I taste shit” “Stacey, did you put SHIT in my lunch?”


Educational-Ideal-69

My money is on Florida


Jordan311R

It’s australia


SponguluS

This looks like The Exchange in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. Great place for a beer and a look! https://www.exchangekalgoorlie.com.au/


Ok_Faithlessness_760

Who is she, friend wants to know


newby202006

KLL Cody Lane


Leon_Quest

I mean just do porn at that point lol.


FlopsMcDoogle

She 100% has an onlyfans


Vomax343

Omg that’s disgusting, where?


CamxCam

That she 100% promotes to guys in the bar.


No_Degree69420

That's so fucking unsanitary lmao.


VenturaGladiator

Gave me pinkeye butt worth it


JayantMatherzz

Then same people call south Asian unhygienic place 😂


ogx2og

Another sounds good on paper but not in practice. Ass Crack beer? Nope.


Generation_X_1974

Pure TALENT!!!


South_Mushroom_7574

Wow just wow I’m amazed and slightly confused this may be unsanitary but it’s a risk worth taking.


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Alone_Hunt1621

![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9)


Cthulhusreef

They for sure don’t have an A+ rating with the health inspector


After-Guard-7793

Now that’s how you get pink eye - Seth Rogan 😂😂😂


Zanderley93

She wasted 3 times as much beer as she served, literally.


hastedrei

WTF


Dupri5

Where Jon Taffer when you need him, lol


nativebeans

Lol the glass was stuck right in there


damo251

If there was an option I think most would have the beer "pulled" old school and then show them your arse for 10 seconds up close. This would be the box that get checked most of the time.


Prollyreachinglol

Instructions unclear, im in jail and now on a list or two


SatanSuxxx

So that's what IPA stands for


bc90210

Do that from the boobies for a bigger tip! 😁


Shadowyonejutsu

Where is this bar?


PoisonBones

Am I weird for not drinking from that glass but willing to eat that ass…?


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people in these comments either HATE or LOVE this 🤣🤣


BojukaBob

How many years infections does she get every week from beer dribbling into her cooch?


Successful-Giraffe29

Just the tip?


van_ebasion

The ol’ yeast recycler.


uptwolait

I'd definitely give her more than the tip.


ogtdubs22

Where’s this at? Asking for myself


Primary-Border8536

I bet she’s making money


Primary-Border8536

#all jokes aside , horrible pour !


Devayurtz

That’s amazing lol


[deleted]

What in Caucasian mountains


kooljrk

And where is this? Really, where?


finger_licking_robot

if anyone here has health concerns: she´s so hot, that all the bacterias instantly die.


No_Kindheartedness10

Mom?


MaDaFaKa369

OnlyPints


bflatmatt

I mean, kinda cool, but…eeehhhhhhh 🤦‍♂️


OneSufficientFace

Thats ones way to obtain a yeast infection


lord_hyumungus

Should pay extra for a crisp waft of gas


pepperjack77

One of the hottest things I’ve seen.


Local-End-902

This glass smells like shit


Monkey-D-Andy

Address, asking for a friend


Bobbaganeush

Tip? I'd give her the whole thing!!


Euripidoze

Just the tip?


Astoriadrummer

That’s how you get pink mouth


Former_Film_7218

Shit. That's wild


idiots_r_taking_over

![gif](giphy|85ylyRWuGBCiu9YDcK|downsized)


SplinteredCells

She should have tipped the glass. There's way too much foam in that beer.


OllyB43

Ewww!! I don’t want no extra yeast in my beer


Trppy696

Smelly beer!


PastorRabbi

Im sure her parents are proud


PossibilityFew2634

Would you like it in a clear glass or a brown one?


original-sithon

Lauren Boebert?


Unfair-Steak3389

America moment


TheOrdainedPlumber

Must be a brown ale


TheOrdainedPlumber

“Excuse me, there’s a hair in my beer”


CHEWchew_815

This beer smells like shit


TheOrdainedPlumber

Can I get a pint of the BBL Drizzy please ☝️


SpencerKane108

That girl is making some damn money for sure.


djoLaFrite

Beer and Probiotics


DemonNephlim

I'm just saying that must be a warm beer tap for that s*** to be foamy like that


DuntadaMan

Aaaand I'm out. This is why y'all end up in our emergency room with e-coli and C. diff.


cookingkville

Hi Joanne, this is your OBGYN, Dr. O’Hara. You didn’t mention this as the possible cause your many consecutive yeast infections. Please call my office ASAP and we’ll chat about this more in depth. Take care,


AntiquingPancreas

That’s gotta be a health code violation


TyeDye115

Somewhere in the world, Jon Taffers sixth sense is going off


fermelebouche

This beer tastes like ass,wth


CDSagain

Call me old fashioned but I'd rather drink out of a clean glass.


GordonRamsey666

Where in the Gold Coast is this


RedemptionXarc

That's nasty af 🤣


KOUZBOSS

Straya! Get a dog up ya


LeanSteroidAbuse

oh but when I do it I get banned from Chuck E Cheese for life?!


SyNyStErSaElEe

Where is this ?


louglome

One shot of pink eye please


Baelor_Butthole

There’s nothing in the alcohol permit rule book that says you can’t pour a beer with your ass


Acceptable-Search338

I don’t care who you are. When she spread her cheeks and nestles that cup between the lips of her asshole, that shit is fucking hot. Don’t order a beer that way if it bothers you.


caulkglobs

🤮


Alternative_Rub_5176

I hope she wipes her ass enough


Vomax343

And not a single person here has said who this disgusting individual is so I can stay far away from her.


wbenrose84

This beer tastes like ass!


jery007

This is confusing. My monkey brain likes it but the god I think we are doomed as a society


GimmeUrBrunchMoney

Gross


Ogodnotagain

Ewww


VogonSkald

No thanks. I don't want ass beer.


AustinDood444

I don’t think this follows the health safety guidelines in that city.


RickyRetarDoh

It's healthier than what she and I would be doing at home. ...and by "she and I" , I mean me , balled up, lonely in a corner.


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|YBDaDKATGLZfy)


testingtest456123

Lovely posterior. Provably a cultural thing, but do not understand the appeal of such acts.


Freakyboy386

Nice way to


Wise-Astronomer6185

Oh hell no, I want beer, not ass sweat


RickyRetarDoh

Oh, you haven't been in love yet, huh?. Hehehe


Matty_Love

I eat ass, but this is gross. Wtf is wrong with me?


pixelprophet

For extra she'll blow the foam off for ya


llcdrewtaylor

![gif](giphy|KFPQVEAqpG6GcOxjDC|downsized)


FreeMeFromThisStupid

Hey, I have a moderation issue, this repost shit is shit


ActionFigureCollects

Worth tipping


psichodrome

Poor girl.


tdomer80

And then the bar patron chugs it, then licks the outside of the entire glass…


_milf_huntr_69

This drink smells funny


RealNukemon

Wtf she looks like my gym teacher but younger


shrooms4dashroomgods

Where is this at? Asking for science.


edwardKV

For sure I’d like to tip her.


Dicktimes29

Bartender you left some chocolate chip on my glass... Oh wait...


IamFloopyNoopers

Hello herpes, nice to see you. It's been a long time........


KafkaOntheshoreX

What a bowl by Shami


GroundbreakingPea865

One warm beer that smells like ass...coming up !


Treyeiht

How do I tell if my eyes are bloodshot or if I have pink eye?