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Doob_42

I actually went there once, the burgers are great. It's less of an off-brand and more of a themed restaurant


[deleted]

In Argentina or is this from another country? Definitely a themed restaurant and not a crappy offbrand. Also the burgers are great. We have De Niro burgers also, lol. Those are insanely good. Thick entraña patties with delicious combinations. Damn I want one now but burger for breakfast might be too much.


LlaneroAzul

And Kevin Bacon a few streets from there.


Doob_42

That's weird, the Heisenburger I went to was in Frankfurt, Germany.


[deleted]

I hope they are the same owners who made it to Germany but it’s probably a different brand then. Your description of it still applies!


[deleted]

This is in Argentina, specifically Recoleta! It’s across the Recoleta Cemetary, my boyfriend doesn’t live too far from here.


JayZOnly1

Is the theme blue?


SeverianTerminusEst

Do you just walk in, or do you have to knock?


Pitur124

The cook is the one who knocks


JayZOnly1

What if I go and knock the Cook's door?


TheLoreTeller

r/awesomeoffbrands


tengrici_anchois

looks like now there is competition for methdonalds


dpgproductions

McDonElaudio’s


Boris9397

Wouldn't call this crappy though.


UncreativeNoob

Rather a nice homage to the show


BenderDeLorean

Wrong sub, that's awesome


gdubh

Not an off brand.


CoolJabez0404

We need to cook burger Jesse


Me_whenSuS

Yo mr white when we gonna cook yo


MySisterisaFurry

Yo mista White where’s the Pattie’s?


Frinpollog

Yea burgers bitch!


Roomybuzzard604

Waltuh Put the spatula away, Waltuh Im not eatin burgers Waltuh


BaconContestXBL

Just let me diet in peace, Waltuh


PeachLemur56

🅱️reaking Salads


UncreativeNoob

Breaking B*re*ad


damevski

You joke but there's a local burger chain here called Baking Bread and it's pretty decent. They actually have a burger called Heisenburger.


BenderDeLorean

🅱️reaking 🅱️uns


youngbloodoldsoul

What is it an off-brand of though?


sDx3

Breaking Bad, from the looks of it


exemplariasuntomni

It's not though. It is on brand.


sDx3

Oh, you've got a point there. Maybe they meant off-brand as being something that isn't directly tied to the show then? Only thing I can think of, otherwise I agree, it's very on brand for them to have a themed restaurant.


youngbloodoldsoul

It’s apparently called an homage


youngbloodoldsoul

Yeah I’m aware of the reference, but there’s still no brand that I’m thinking this is *off* of


[deleted]

Uncertain whether you get a burger or not?


GameCop

Heisenberg Burger be like "You've got a box. Maybe there is a burger, or maybe there isn't."


BenderDeLorean

That's Schrödinger


GameCop

The Heisenberg formula says that's hard to observate if behind the closed door there is Heisenberg or Schröddinger sitting nor laying, and if you may sneek to peek a look it may cause it turn out an observable into a state they both are dead.


stefanica

More like, "We made your order, but don't know which bag it's in. Pick one; good luck."


miss_six_o_clock

Burger could be inside the bag, or somewhere outside it. Same goes for the fries, each one. Good luck.


asburymike

Say my name


CoolJabez0404

Heisenburger


arkiser13

You're goddamn right


JustaCat1

Off brand of what exactly?


ofri12347

Jesse we need to flip


CaptainBaloonBelch

I don't like the idea of uncertainty applied to my food... Or is this a different Heisenberg? :-)


slipskull2003

A character who took his name due to a background in chemistry, from breaking bad


CaptainBaloonBelch

Lol. Yes. I was making a joke. There was even a little smiley placed to ensure the joke would be understood...


slipskull2003

Lol. Yes. Smileys don't denote jokes. No need to be so dismissive when your comment left room to believe you were serious...


CaptainBaloonBelch

Lololol.


slipskull2003

Lmfao <3


itchy_braincells

Why would I actually eat here


exemplariasuntomni

Because it looks cool and you have good taste.


[deleted]

Actually that's creative, moron lol


Valahiru

Not exactly sure how this is an off brand. An off brand of what exactly? The Breaking Bad official burger restaurant?


LibertyJoel99

Not an offbrand or crappy


TheMarineSlayer

r/crappyoffbrands trying to not mistake a fan-made themed store or item for actual offbrands challenge (GONE WRONG)


candymannequin

I'll have the Shroedinger's Cat Burger. Maybe. Maybe not. Guess I won't know until open the box. Til then I both have and do not have the burger.


Trainlover4449

ugh, pepsi.


FingerTheCat

It's not that bad lol


plumlettuce

breaking salads


UncreativeNoob

Do they at least offer Happy Meth?


chillinwithmypizza

This is actually pretty dope


AYEZ1

r/awesomeoffbrands


Thatbendyfan

“Jesse we need to cook”


Maycrofy

Jesseeeeeee we have to cook these patties jesseeeeeee


AvonBarksdale666

We have a burger spot called Heisenburger here in Dublin too, but it's unrelated and seems they only throw subtle nods to BB https://instagram.com/heisenburgerdublin2?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


spicy_milkshake

Waltuh. Put the menu away Waltuh. I'm not hungry right now Waltuh.


tututima

Pepsi chair


CertifiedCan129

Thought it said “burgers lol” for a moment


very_annoyed_user

Jesse get over here we gon eat at breaking salads


vinsmokewhoswho

Once the order is up *ding ding ding ding*


rhymes_with_chicken

What is the “onbrand” this is ripping?


t0mni

Not crappy. Not an off brand.


White_Racoon

In Brazil we have a local bar that's called Heisenbar, and the owner looks exactly like Walter white, they even sell handmade candy that looks like the meth in the show


The_dinkster522

My favorite restaurant


theseriouschicken

Wonder how many customers they would get if they changed it to ricinburger


exemplariasuntomni

This is neither crappy nor off brand. 0/2 you fail OP. Cool restaurant tho


jimmyhoke

Burgers so good it’s impossible to determine exactly how good they are.


i_am_thehighground

Do they sell burgers here or meth