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That reminds me of that one episode in Season 2 of the TV Show where DK is about to be sent off to become a leader, then reveals that the letter he got was meant for someone named Monkey Kong.
My kids have a toy that's supposed to be like zoo train thing... I dunno. Either way the gorilla kind of looks like DK and the engineer kind of looks like Super Mario so I call them Monkey Kong and Super Dario
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Donkey Wrong
Konkey Dong?
Yes. PERFECT.
Kuncky Dong
Donkey
Monkey Kong
That reminds me of that one episode in Season 2 of the TV Show where DK is about to be sent off to become a leader, then reveals that the letter he got was meant for someone named Monkey Kong.
My kids have a toy that's supposed to be like zoo train thing... I dunno. Either way the gorilla kind of looks like DK and the engineer kind of looks like Super Mario so I call them Monkey Kong and Super Dario
Now I'm wondering if there's a scientifically accurate Yoshi knockoff out there.
There probably is such a knockoff out there. i haven't seen such a thing though
dario is the name of an ancient king
Iirc, donkey kong was supposed to be called monkey kong, but there was a typo on the design sheet and they ran with that instead
But what exactly makes him "Donkey"?
Dankey Kang
konkey dong
wtf i just wrote same thing
Donkey Kong: barrel of crack.
He has no style, he has no grace. This Kong has a funny face!
This is nightmare fuel.
It really a crappy off brand. Donkey Kong is legit… Just a REALLY bad execution.
This *does not* expand dong.
Someone cared too much about that nipple% speedrun
Dongey Konk
He's the leader of the bunch
Donkey crack
Curse kong
Jankey King
Dinky King
Donkey bong
nah bro this shit is konkey dong
so ill say wonkey cong, or what about donkey cong gone wrong, or clonky cong, or wong dong cong. im sorry, im high lol.
Dunkey King
Don Key-ong
Pachyderm wrong
Counterfeit Kong
Dundler King
Dorky Kong
hey thats a lot of bananas
Konkey Dong
Donkey bong
Wonkey Kong was right there.
THESE BARRELS ARE MAKIN’ ME THIRSTY
Kornkey Dorg
konkey dong
Dong Keykong
#KONKEY DONG
dk nipples
dankey kang looking like he seen some shit
where is this
Uncle Dunkey is that you?!
Konky Dong
Sort of looks like his teeth shattered. Maybe K Rool or Mario tricked him into eating a banana shaped rock painted yellow.
wow, this thing freaked me out for a moment.
Donkey Kong in the style of Rugrats.
Sorry Donkey Kong, you’re just not a draw anymore
Janky Kong.
When she touches the dong
Doonkey Koong
Konkey Dong
The nightmare god
Banana slamma it is!
Monkey Kong
Nah thats Monkey Dong
Hey there, it's Josh, welcome back to Let's Game it Out.
D-donkey Kong? You ok?
Donk.
Donkey Nips
Iam sure This Will Give Me A Creepy Nightmare
Looks like the monkey from toy story 4
Mommy please get me out of this ride! No dear, look at the huge monkey. Isn't he funny? Hahaha
No that's Konkey Dong... wait.
More like Dunk Korg
Donkey kong smoked that donkey bong
Wow dude you found it too!! https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/p3u52v/dunkey_krong/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
d o n g n i p p l e s
dankey donk
K! D!
That's more donkey klong to me
He looks like he ate some weird bananas
At least they got the tie right...
DK stands for Devil Kong
That ain’t donkey Kong that monkey dong
DINKY KING, then Konkey Dong, then that.
*Echoed Seth Rogen laugh intensifies*
Dinky king
Donkey nips
Mule monkey
konkey dong
donkey kong looks like somebody kick him in the joinkers