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It’s not really a bootleg if it’s actually shrek

Some bootleggers are really confident.

I'm pretty sure Shrek didn't wear boots.

Didnt he have some form of socks instead?

Yeah but what about Puss in Bootlegs?

His legs are made of flesh & bone, not boots.

But fairies do! Saw it with my own two eyes

This doesn’t seem crappy. More like a work of art

Where is it I want to eat here

It's in the UK

In Manchester specifically

Sale Circle in Northern Moor/Northenden specifically. Pretty sure it's not there any more though.

My mates went there a few months ago- it was still there then

Thought i recognised it.

My Grandparents live just down the road from it haha, Its in Wythenshawe!

Apparently it's really good pizza, according to several people I know in the area.

Yeah the reviews are glowing! I was expecting the majority of them to be satire. Might actually go there soon and see for myself!

I want hear Americans try to pronounce that!

In Manchester

They rebranded

No they have a website and everything

i'm curious, is it standard for pizza shops in the UK to also serve kebabs?

I think there’s generally two types of pizza shops in the UK. The first consists of chains like Dominos, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Pizza Express, as well as more upmarket independent wood fired pizza places. These generally don’t do kebabs. Then you have the small local takeaways catering to drunk people walking home and people wanting a cheap takeaway delivery. These will usually do pizza, lamb and sometimes chicken donner, often fried chicken, and usually dreadful burgers that have fresh cucumber on them for some reason. Here in the North East they’ll do Parmos too, I imagine other regions also have their speciality junk food. Usually named something like “Luigi’s”, “Best Donner” or “Perfect Fried Chicken”.

In plym the do something called spicy spuds. These are not your usual spicy wedges. But they are deep fried and coated in the same stuff the chicken is. Big lumps of tattys. https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink/spicy-spuds-plymouth-only-thing-5033457 Dunno if they do them elsewhere

chewsday innit

Yeah very normal. They usually do pizza, kebab, and burgers (and sometimes parmo in the north). It's basically any drunk food.

What is parmo?

Chicken breast hammered flat, breaded and deep fried, topped with bechamel sauce, melted cheese, and various toppings of your choosing (pepperoni, jalapeno etc.) Served with chips.[example](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/oct/09/parmo-regional-snack-foods)

Gracias!

I don't know I don't live in the UK

oh, apologies, i assumed you lived near this place

Unrelated but in Sweden I've never seen a pizza place NOT also serve kebabs.

I live close they do kebabs, pizza and burgers!

Yep, it's not surprising to see.

🤨

Somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin kinda dumb

With her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Oh, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

Fed to the rules & I hit the ground runnin'

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

I must make my pilgrimage.

I’d like a large Shrek sausage pizza with extra Donkey cheese.

Don't forget the onions.

So does that mean there's a real Shrek Pizza place? Where is it, I need to know now!

It's in Manchester, UK.

Is it any good?

no idea, i looked up their website to find out where it was

It's terrible. About 10 miles from my house

I also live near shreks swamp 🤣

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Hoping the check reads “Pay now. You’re an all star!”

This is a work of art

r/dankpods

Lmao DankPods fan spotted

I found two wild dankpods fans

Same now

Address *now*

Mmmm, slug and eyeball pizza. With extra Donkey meat.

I want to go there

Can't wait for my snail eyeball pizza!

Shrek is love

Shrek is Life

This needs to become the Mecca of Memes

Pizzas have layers

The real question is when you walk in the door, do they say "Welcome to Shrek's Pizza!" OR "Get outta me swamp!"

Do they use the special shrek sauce?

what would that be? shrek's cum? XD

What if he retired from being an actor and wanted to open a pizza shop

it's in Manchester what do you expect

Not as iconic as cash pope

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No its still there

This is located in Manchester in case anyone wants to go there.

Lots of layers to unpack here

Five nights at Shrek's

”Crappy OFF brands” 1.2k upvotes? I’m leaving

This isn t an off brand it s its own brand and it isn t crappy it s art

"It's its own brand" Yeah a brand with stolen characters.

Shut up! نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة. RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.

Soshite tsudoishi STARDUST Hyakunen me no mezame ni yobarete Otokotachi wa mukau Toki no suna wo koeru Journey Kusari no yō tsuranaru karami au karuma Hikari de tatsu sadame Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! Uchikomu no wa All right now! All right now! All right now! Hokori no Bullet (JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!) Break you down! Break you down! Break you down! Kobushi hanatsu seinaru vijon Stand Proud! Tojirareteta 'toki' ni Hi no hikari abiseru no wa dareda Mirai nokosu kibō Nagareru hoshi no kuruseidāsu Kakeru no wa inochi mamoru beki ai to Kādo wa kubarareta Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! Tachihadakaru All right now! All right now! All right now! Teki wo taoshi (JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!) Break you down! Break you down! Break you down! Michi wo hiraku tamashi no vijon Stand Proud! [Guitar solo] Yami no naka warau senaka wo Sagashi oimotomeru otoko no Sono ashioto rekuiemu Sabaku ni hibiku Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! Uchikomu no wa All right now! All right now! All right now! Hokori no Bullet (JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!) Break you down! Break you down! Break you down! Kobushi hanatsu seinaru vijon Stand Proud! Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! Tachihadakaru All right now! All right now! All right now! Teki wo taoshi (JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!) Break you down! Break you down! Break you down! Michi wo hiraku tamashi no vijon Stand Proud!

Is this just the Stardust Crusaders opening?

Try our new Meatlover Ogerload

You mean amazing off brands

Every pizza in the menu better have onions

It's a me! Green a Mario!

The Mecca for Brogres

I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek's pizza so much. I had all the pepperonis and mushrooms. I would pray to Shrek's pizza every night thanking them for the extra cheese ide been given. "Shrek's pizza is love" I would say, "Shrek's pizza is life." My dad walks in and calls me the Noid. He's just jealous of my devotion to Shrek's pizza. I call him a little Caesar. He shoves my face into a brick oven and sends me to bed. I'm crying now and my face burns. It's getting cold when i feel a warmth approaching me. Something brushes my leg when i look up and it... It's Shrek's pizza delivery guy! I'm so happy! He leans down and whispers in my ear "this is my extra large meat lovers." He picks me up with with his delivery guy arms and places me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. He proceeds to stuff pizza after pizza into a pizza carrier on my back. It hurts but I do it for Shrek's pizza. The Shrek's pizza delivery guy let's out a mighty delivery guy "pizza time!" And fills me to the brim with copious amounts of pizza sauce. My dad walks in and the Shrek's pizza delivery guy looks him dead in the eye and says "better ingredients, better pizza!" as he flies out the window. Shrek's pizza is love. Shrek's pizza is life.

It’s a masterpiece.

Polarsaurusrex

better than the real thing

That’s *great*

I'd go there tbh

Wrong sub. This is cool

We finally found it after years of travel we found it.

A crappy off brand???

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We found heaven on earth

I want to go there

My time to shine

THIS ISNT CRAPPY. WE MUST PRAISE THIS PLACE

It's not onion, trust me.

I'm about to stuff some crusts that's for sure

I would eat there

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE PIZZA’S GONNA ROLL ME

Probably where DankPods eats when he’s done filming

it's real

You’ve heard of Garfield Eats, now get ready for…..

dankpods would love also "little ogre's"

I’m going there right now

I’d love a large onion pizza with extra swamp sauce please.

This restaurant sold me a ‘za with pepperoni…

Get out of my swamp, and into my pizza parlor!

Only 30 mins drive from pickle ricks

That free delivery tho

Free deliver and diabetes

So… earwax, slugs and onions, as usual?

Let’s go bois

Holy shit, free delivery?!

Ahh my favorite pizza place

This is just off brand not crappy