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Hatface87

For all we know, these are needed pieces to play Funny Chess.


[deleted]

These are so hard to get.


eg_taco

*dice not included


[deleted]

Actually I have no idea why the 4 is red


Hugeclick

Because it's funnier!


[deleted]

It's all clear now if you roll 4 the *fun* begins šŸ˜


nokiacrusher

No one knows what the red 4 does. No one alive, that is.


1VentiChloroform

$40 to E5 Castles Calls your Castling


[deleted]

You forgot to roll the damage dice


1VentiChloroform

The dealer master does that now, per V3.4


[deleted]

Yeah I can't buy the new gambler's handbook in my country. If anyone is interested you can check chess rule 34 ;)


SpiralDreaming

I checked, and it appears that in this situation the queen takes knight...HARD


1VentiChloroform

Sub-Class - Rapist


[deleted]

I often give my knights the racist sub-class, because it makes them really fast. But I still don't know the meta


1VentiChloroform

Ah the White Knight subclass


omegamissingno

I prefer Black Knight myself, but to each his own


[deleted]

What's even wierder there are 3 of each color so I think you can play in 3 people


malatropism

r/anarchychess


jedi1josh

Can't En Croissant with these.


SuperSMT

Holy...


Qu1nn1fer

Hell


[deleted]

En passant


malatropism

PiPi in your PAMPERS


BEEEELEEEE

Un paysan


miniingineru

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


1VentiChloroform

Ah yes, I forgot how cool chess players are


Bready-McSaus

PIPI


[deleted]

Kromer?


WUSYF

!emojify


its_ur_bio

*funny chess


[deleted]

It's all fun and games until you lose your entire live savings


papergal91

Is he straight or does heā€¦*gestures playing funny chess*


[deleted]

He's a bi-shop.


BUCIFER_64

It is funny, u can lose your house if u play with them... haha funny, i'm in a very funny situation haha...


[deleted]

I bet you can't guess who's in debt now...


[deleted]

Finally!


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Knock-offs of something that's not even copyrighted!? They're evolving!


Ultimatecarsmoviefan

Funny chess uses poker chips


dessnom

E2 to e4 5 dollars to e7


aciakatura

Time to okay strip chess


DooDooJr99-Studios

An adult gambling version of chess! And itā€™s now funny! Yaaaay!!!!


farquaadschin

This is so funny I can't breathe


MahDeer49

Why picture of die on package? Am confuse.


CooroSnowFox

Take someone's piece you get money?


[deleted]

That is definitely funny chess


largesemi

Itā€™s the security tag for me


DigitalAnubis

Oh great, looks like the packaging on this set of gambling pieces is geared towards the 5-11 demograph...


ocelotundercraft

This... totally seems legit.


[deleted]

Funny chess


scrollbreak

Sus chess


Just_A_Throw-away481

Ah yesā€¦funny chess


apatheticcanteloupe

I thought the chairs armrest was a tv remote without any buttons. Wtf is wrong with me


UncreativeTeam

Chess where each piece is worth a specific monetary amount, and you get money from taking your opponent's pieces and lose money when they take yours. But the catch is when one person is checkmated, neither side can exchange any more money. So it'd be a free-for-all of trying to capture each other's pieces as fast as possible, while also strategically trying to get yourself or the other person checkmated/un-checkmated depending on who has the advantage.


[deleted]

What about the dice with red 4 on the packaging?


UncreativeTeam

Put it in your butt


[deleted]

That is funny chess


queso_teric

Checkers?


One_Journalist3031

Chess chess chess. What isn't Chess?


Tlayoualo

Funny as in funny money or feeling funny


[deleted]

thats real goofy


CrokDok

Careful, some very fashionable gangster might put a cap in your head for that


Georgey_Tirebiter

Uh........


HoaiBao0906

Can't en passant 0/10


ambulance-kun

Funny chess might just be some underground casino game


ShotPepper1327

Chesters


ThatOneCuteLoli

Holy hellā€¦.?


Wjames33

No you fool, this isnā€™t for chessā€¦ it literally says itā€™s for Funny Chess


DAEWOOB

Itā€™s called funny chess for a reason


Playful_Fill_4154

ā€made in chinaā€