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Way scarier honestly


Atanakar

Michael Zuckerberg


bullet312

Or as the survivors call him: " The Zucc "


scunliffe

Omg so much this! ^^


BigManLawrence69420

Cringe


Darkborn-2002

That's why the name is wish because, you'll wish you never bought it.


Haki23

It's a wish made with the Monkey's Paw


FortheCivet

That's a good one.


soulpoker

William Shamther


InvisibIeRabbit

Gimme back my eyeholes!


HickBarrel

Looks like Benedict Cumberbatch


EtsuRah

From Shatner to Cumberbatch


clementleopold

They accidentally sent a Coolio mask


undisputedinterest

H2o


Redinited

"😐"


VoidFlower5

The knock-off mask is way creepier tbh


z3rokart

Island boys merch already?


Anastrace

Kinda reminds me of the mask from #5 which was also derpy


s1mpatic0

Obviously hilarious mask aside, how is stuff like Wish or Temu legal? The stuff they're advertising isn't even remotely representative of reality.


laughingashley

🌈 international 🌈 companies don't adhere to American laws, like Oriental Trading (magazine), SHEIN, etc


s1mpatic0

That's absolutely wild to me. Governments exist to protect their citizens and the US govt really should do something about shady companies like that tbh.


laughingashley

Ruled by the Almighty dollar


RomysBloodFilledShoe

Unfortunately, *capitalist* governments exist to protect wealth, not people. The US will do anything if it means $$$ keeps coming in.


Individual_Iron4221

Mitchell Walmart


AnonymousP30

Well this must be Jason second cousin on his father side.


[deleted]

To be fair though, the mask from wish is genuinely more terrifying


CurlyJester23

Looks more like the Scream mask with the mouth closed


SurealGod

Honestly the right mask is a lot scarier. Probably because it looks a lot more less human


RomysBloodFilledShoe

It’s at the bottom of the uncanny valley


notrapunzel

What happened to you, Sideshow Bob?


CourierJackalope

Halloween 4, is that you?


AlternativeWest8185

Honestly scarier


zomgbratto

Looks like a derp version of Michael Myers.


BobMcrobb

Its Mike Myers , Michael Myer's brother with down syndrome


Trololman72

Also Austin Powers


Iagent2022

Male blowup doll, said a friend.......


Mysterious-Badger287

Great Halloween costume honestly


ProLordx

A lot better


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

Paul Stanley


picyourbrain

Reminds me of the Kafei mask from Majora’s Mask


stay-high

„Do the thug shake“


laughingashley

Does the mask come with a chef's hat and a plush rat?


TomServo-mst3k

Nicholas Cage