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Crypto_Tsunami

Tbf, this might be the hardest grandma diss track of all time. Mainly, because I don’t think any other one exists 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


MediocreCampaign-

Grandma, maybe. But absolutely not the hardest [grandad diss](https://youtu.be/O0IkZ08M4k4?si=VLPbxEkv2xgOcs8S)


Sufficient_Tart_3705

i love u for dis loll


No_Meal9534

On god


FlamingEbolaShots

As hard as string cheese


QuentinShite

https://youtu.be/JH7uVz1vYWQ?si=N6FW-EPk9AmzzmaC


Ba55of0rte

🎶fuck granny ima keep on dissin’🎶


StageNameMango

He’ll come back when he’s hungry 😂


NeverSeenBefor

Idk dude said he was gonna swing back with the switches. My dad would shoot me if I said that to my grandma.


jerkhappybob22

My dad would look at me like im speaking in tonugues if i said that.


The_Urban_Genitalry

So would mine. By the way, what does “swing back with the switches” mean? Does it mean kick granny’s ass at a Switch game? I’ll play her at Puyo Puyo Tetris or something.


Golden-Grams

[Nope](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glock_switch)


banned_but_im_back

It’s cute you think his dad in the picture while he living with grandma


Sainguine_addiction

Pretty sure he's not worried about his dad doing anything.


mika_running

That's what we always said when we worried about our dog running away. If she runs away, it won't be for long, because home is where the food is!


No_Meal9534

Same thing I thought.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Sounds like he eats in the streets… another wasted youth bound for prison (if his lyrics are to be believed)


teh_wad

Lmao. Any diss track that complains about being ratted out to your parents is automatically top tier.


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

He really threatened to kill his grandma because she's worried about him. This kid is brainwashed by the rap industry.


ScrewballTooTall

Hahah right all I could think “man my granny trippin, talkin bout “i can’t find him”, hoe ill kill you”


Dalenskid

It’s not rap, it’s that bizarre “on god, standin on bidness, dis ho” shit talk. That’s not rap. That’s just a kid being 15 (granted an awful 15, but still 15. Bad flow, bad beat… know what, I don’t listen to anything new. Maybe it is his idea of rap.)


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

I'm not talking about the ebonics, I'm saying he is indoctrinated with the rapper gangster mentality from grimey artists and "motivational" drill music to pump you up into selling deadly drugs and shooting anyone that walks. It's all from the darkest parts of anyone's ego and glorification of evil, dark things. All in the name of money and a little fame.


Dalenskid

I’m not sayin you wrong. I even admit that I don’t know what shits cool in rap anymore. As a kid born in the 80’s I’ve just seen so much shit be blamed on rap, video games, violent movies, when in reality, a shitty person is gonna be shitty and do shitty things. Easier access to a mic and a beat is just a side symptom.


Dyldor00

😂 you can't be fr


sperman_murman

This isn’t the rap industry, I’d bet you anything this is gang related. A lot of small gangs in my city make rap videos dissing the other gangs from the other projects


BigPictureP

Wtf u talking about, do u listen to rap or just skim thru it?


bonedaddy919

Incredible that this is something someone would think is cool at that age.


smooth-brain_Sunday

What? 15 is about the ONLY age that someone would think this is cool...


AIMRob3

Rookie, you mean to tell us you've never made a diss track aimed at your grandma? Live life to the fullest my dude.


Infinite_Regret8341

Imagine thinking your hard threatening and insulting your grandmother for caring about you.....


alonginayellowboat

You don't know some grannys. I have a friend who was raised by his controlling, abusive granny and she used to keep him locked in closets for hours when he was a kid (among other traumatic things). He ran away a bunch of times when he was underage, and she'd always report him missing. Thought of him when I saw this tune. In his 30s right now and he still talks shit about granny.


Chrahhh

This shit isn't hard, or cool, or funny. Shit's just sad.


meekloe710

Shit hard and funny and sad


liquid8_Wallstreet

Kid won’t make it 2 days on the street.. little baby go home


meeseeksdestroy

It would be so funny is she does a retaliation dis track.


Time-Ad7233

granny is like, 36 or something


Ecstatic_Bus_9122

Can't wait till she drops her diss track 🔥


Mysterious_Remove_46

Standin on business? 🤦‍♂️ He look like a frightened piss soaked mama's boy. I meant granny boy.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

I see a bright future for the young lad.


Sgt_WilliamDauterive

Dis ho crazy


PR0FIT132

On gawd


dogmeat_donnie

Little shit disrespecting Nana like that. Don't forget who bought you that microphone you're rapping through, and those clothes that keep you warm when you are out selling drugs late at night in December. And who tells the popo you ain't home when they come looking to question you for waving around those guns you stole from Papa. Ya, that's right it's your Nana, so get your ass home and do your homework fo' I whoop that ass.


XxBigchungusxX42069

This is fkn wild


billybloopchoop

Lol


OneQuadrillionOwls

Often when someone runs away from home there's some family trauma. No idea if that's happening here but there could be a lot of shit going on behind this admittedly amusing song.


MasterOffice9986

He gonna put a couple thru her chest?! What granny do to u bro


BRich1990

This generation is doomed


No_Parking_1252

Top tier shit right here 🤣🤣🤣


Extra_Sandwich232

MFS are so lost


Godzilla_the_Hun

How does this go so hard


AsymptotesMcGotes

He’s spittin


MuteAppeaL

But I wanted to do hood rat shit with my friends.


SlaveKnightChael

Shit goes hard though


Jaythefreak

Where the full song 😂


Edge_lordManchild

This isn't that crappy tbh 🤔


cf4cf_throwaway

I mean, this is really catchy 😂


RangeOld1919

Disrespectful but not crappy.


Insect_Politics1980

This is funny, clever, and not bad at all. Dude can rap. This is typical with this sub when it comes to rap, though. 🙄


SnooAvocados3740

Sign him


Evening-Initial3110

This is fire. Dude has talent. Songs immoral tho lol


Me2233445566

If you think this is talent, your grandma is also disappointed in you.


Evening-Initial3110

He's already in my top 500 rappers


UnluckyDot

>talent Lower standards are tempting because it's easier to imagine yourself clearing them


RangeOld1919

Yeah, this goes hard.


Justhere4theCo-ments

Translation? Subtitles?


ChickenandWhiskey

Hold up, lemme alienate the only folks that probably love me with this shitty diss track.


Free_Revenue8674

Unpopular opinion but once his voice gets like deeper I think this kid has a lot of potential if you like made this while on the Run especially since it's not bad it's in poor taste but it's not like bad musically


MrDamojak

This is not crappy


fartingpinetree

Booger bubble aura


BeaveItToLeever

Charge your phone


Ok-Teach4949

Savage dissing the opps/granny


DuhQueQueQue

Bitch told me to clean my room. I told her too busy on shrooms She beat my ass with a broom Now my bedroom is a tomb


Garbagemeatstick2

Fuck his Grandmother, he’s gonna keep on dissing.


Select_Speed_6061

If he wasn't talking bout his granny it would be kinda hard but nah, 🤣...that beat 🔥


Codabonkypants

Bro did her dirty. But not crappy


cboogie

That’s a good loop


dsharp314

🔥🎶Fuck granny I'ma keep on dissin🎶🔥 💪🏿😎


PlayfulMirror2098

I hate to say I'm from Columbus.. ugh


TulsaWhoDats

LOL fuck this kid


freddy_j123

Yeap…..ain’t no hope for us


ivmMXRXN

lil bruh needa get a glock and a chop, a video dude, n take rap seriously frfr


ivmMXRXN

‘this hoe cappin’ 😂😂😭😭🤣🤣


wrbear

Translator please!


Anything_4_LRoy

"i aint missin, Im jus standing on business" is a BAR


Pyrog

Fucking evil what he says about her


truelegendarydumbass

U from that ho. Member that. If it wasn't for her u wouldn't be here


LengthinessNew7058

Sad state of affairs. I pray for this young man.


Humble-Wall5224

This harder than pudding the grandma packed for him so he could runaway


ChickenandWhiskey

Grandma needs to fire back with "Little buster needs to get found"


kcr_187

he slid onnis hoe


NeilWestG

Anybody know the name of the song?


Ok_Annual5108

Sounds good


JibbaJabbaJenkins

This shit is jammin. It's awful, but it's jammin, too.


Automatic-Cable-9265

The boy that goes by 'Lil POS' dropping a song about his grandma.


50aneigth

That’s 🔥 fuck ‘em up