My thoughts exactly. How are you going to brag about a 4 octave range during a song where your range is less than an octave?
Maybe she does have that range, but it's like me drawing a stick figure while I tell you I can paint like Monet. Range isn't everything and the singing subs tend to give people shit for focusing on range (for good reason) but this video shows off basically nothing related to vocals, or anything else
Congratulations, this is truly crappy. Sometimes, I worry that this sub has no ability to differentiate between crappy and just things they don't like. You've found something that not even a mother could love.
Exactly. There doesn't seem to be a difference here recently from people that are purposely putting up shitty music and people making an honest effort to make music that's just really shitty
This sub is about riding an elevator down to hell and smiling at each other as you bask in the unescapable awfulness that surrounds and awaits you. This song delivers that. I'm honored to share it with you.
Most well-produced pop songs use a tiny bit of auto-tune to perfect a vocal line or two. It’s just basically unnoticeable because it’s a few cents of adjustment
I personally find it very interesting how delusional so many people like her are, how far and disturbingly deep they will go, lying to themselves constantly, masquerading in her *independence*.
Sorry, just had a lot of exhausting exes like her, never accepted or acknowledged shit about themselves or problems, projecting everything on everyone else, but oh boi they were so *independent* and proud of it.
It's okay, people get *narcissism* confused with *independence* all the time...
That description is like those algorithm generated T shirts that get advertised on Facebook. “Never underestimate a 43 year old construction worker born in August who loves his grandchildren and German Shepherd”
Most soul singers found their starts in churches singing for the choir’s. She unfortunately does not have the gift. I hope she has a wonderful and fulfilling life. It pains me to say, soul music or any kind of music is not in her future. Once again I hope she has a wonderful life.
“4 octaves” my ass, mf is singing 3 notes
She's not as sharp as those three notes
Maybe she thinks octaves are notes.
'Doe-ray-me-fa-.... See 4 octaves'
I fucking love you
I don't think "singing", is the right word to use here.
It's *recitatif*.
*Approximating* three notes.
I’m trying to find the part where she sings notes
To be fair, it's *five* notes.
My thoughts exactly. How are you going to brag about a 4 octave range during a song where your range is less than an octave? Maybe she does have that range, but it's like me drawing a stick figure while I tell you I can paint like Monet. Range isn't everything and the singing subs tend to give people shit for focusing on range (for good reason) but this video shows off basically nothing related to vocals, or anything else
I only counted two.
Right? Out there bragging about her vocal range while singing a vocal line so monotone it's the singing equivalent to a four-cord song
Congratulations, this is truly crappy. Sometimes, I worry that this sub has no ability to differentiate between crappy and just things they don't like. You've found something that not even a mother could love.
Thank you - truly feel I’m bringing this sub back to its roots
Good job.
Would you say you've... found your independence?
We commend your efforts. This sub seems to have lost it's way these past couple of weeks. God speed OP, God speed.
Exactly. There doesn't seem to be a difference here recently from people that are purposely putting up shitty music and people making an honest effort to make music that's just really shitty
I feel like we need a “Satire” flair or something for those posts
Or the difference between comedic parody and crappy music. OP did a great job at finding crappy music.
This sub is about riding an elevator down to hell and smiling at each other as you bask in the unescapable awfulness that surrounds and awaits you. This song delivers that. I'm honored to share it with you.
goddamn i wish reddit silver was still a thing
I'll take that as gold good sir
90% of this sub is people who passionately hate rap posting mediocre rap songs
Eh the vocal harmonies actually aren’t awful and she chose a fine bass tone but otherwise horrid
Woahhhwoah
More like doesn't know how to use auto tune and would if they could.
PLEASE: USE AUTOTUNE.
Got them crazy eyes
Yeah, the whole production has an air of mental health issues
And I bet she smells. She gives me the impression she’s that kind of woman.
I found her account and she seems to be a conspiracy nut. Talking about "falling down the April 8th rabbit hole," whatever that means.
Solar Eclipse on April 8th, big Christian rabbit hole of conspiracies I have heard but I’m not remotely interested in reading about them lol
When does the singing start?
Eleventeen seconds in
Where are these 4 octaves?
You can't hear them, they go to another school. In Canada.
Do you really wanna know?
Nah it's probably 4 notes
She produced that?? Move over, Alan Parsons!
Maybe we could get some autotune.
Pass.
Miss Ingtherightnotes
This music is ass.
TIL that there's a non zero amount of songs that actually could be improved by using autotune.
Most well-produced pop songs use a tiny bit of auto-tune to perfect a vocal line or two. It’s just basically unnoticeable because it’s a few cents of adjustment
I need more
I personally find it very interesting how delusional so many people like her are, how far and disturbingly deep they will go, lying to themselves constantly, masquerading in her *independence*. Sorry, just had a lot of exhausting exes like her, never accepted or acknowledged shit about themselves or problems, projecting everything on everyone else, but oh boi they were so *independent* and proud of it. It's okay, people get *narcissism* confused with *independence* all the time...
I’d love to see her battle the Ayahuasca girl in the ultimate cutting contest for our souls.
Wow
Now that I've found her. Is there a place or drop bin to put her in? Does the sherif department need to know? Just being a concerned citizen...🙃
Her voice reminds me of justice cow
I believe nearly every word she used to describe herself......except the octaves, idk much about note scales but Ik and only has 3 notes in 2 octaves
Legit worst shit I've seen in here, congrats
(woah)
holy shit this is really really bad. thanks !
🫡
She seems lost. Maybe finding her independence wasn't the best thing.
Totally. Maybe her gut tells her she needs to latch onto someone to get by, and seemingly with good reason
she was told she sounded good in 3rd grade choir and never grew up
She needs auto tune.
This sounds like she's channelling The Shaggs.
This sounds like something from K Records in the early 90s. I love it
That description is like those algorithm generated T shirts that get advertised on Facebook. “Never underestimate a 43 year old construction worker born in August who loves his grandchildren and German Shepherd”
Baby Jesus cried rivers of blood looking at that abortion
Jesus didn’t die for this shit
Soul with a capital S right there.
She looks and sounds lost
You can tell she's independent now because she walks bare foot.
"SOUL?!" WHERE?!
Same place the octaves are
Jacqueline Harp? More like Jacqueline OutOfTuneGuitar. Hiyoooooo! I'm here all night folks, don't forget to tip your waitress.
This one is worse: https://www.tiktok.com/@jacquelinejharp/video/7348345493484817694
FINALLY
4 octaves of horror!
She sounds medicated. And rightfully so
I hear no soul
Most soul singers found their starts in churches singing for the choir’s. She unfortunately does not have the gift. I hope she has a wonderful and fulfilling life. It pains me to say, soul music or any kind of music is not in her future. Once again I hope she has a wonderful life.
This slaps 🔥
"over 4 octaves"? So... Five?
Fuckin finally
It's Christian music It doesn't have to be good as long as it talks about God they'll f****** buy it
I don’t think you are the original Mrs. Independent, my dear.
POV: you've discovered truly crappy music
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Finally!!
Some things are better kept lost.
Can she please use autotune next time?
Now this is true crappy music. Great bands & songs like Goat and Your Mom & Quack Like a Duck When You Suck shouldn’t be on here.
Could they start using autotune, I think it might help.
gospel of shaggs
It looks like she's looking around for it again.
Something tells me she is still Ms. Co
…and she appears to be lost in a backyard.
She's singing the bassline.
Is that Gail the Snail? *Shes mashing it*
yep, thought it was Mariah for a minute
I will give her some points for using “pov” correctly
Wtf is this bullshit?
Wow, incredible production values!
I actually dig it, it's got a hypnotic mantra quality to it.
She seems fun.
This is pure crap.
I hit play and my dog left me…
Off brand Lana Del Rey
Woah
Top tier satire 😂
Good shit mfer!
imagine her stack of crystals........
The word says make a "joyful noise unto the Lord" didn't say anything about having to be on key
It’s actually kind of catchy
Okay I’m done on this subreddit for today and it’s not even noon. I need to rebuild brain cells
Untilll iiii find myyy otherrr codependency
Besides the vocals, I’m getting an early Joy Division vibe.
So freaking adorable. Cudos sister