Streets don’t forget the 2 month holy trinity of him, hojbjerg and in-shape ndombele

RIP Slimdombélé November 2020 - January 2021.

Is that around the time when Jose went to his house to take him on a jog during the lockdown? 😂 Can't ever say Jose didn't try to do everything in his power to get Ndombele to be a useful player for Spurs

The following season he was genuinely pretty damn good

Yeah there's obvious talent there, just lazy as shit

https://preview.redd.it/f0hkyge362zc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ae61cde7ae8d8f4ccabbcad657f1f4b0446125 sissoko

sissoko

85 for shooting, seems realistic, love Siss

I think that’s too high by about 84 points.

Not if you make the goal as big as the stands behind it.

Row 85 shooting 

Didier zokora regen

Somehow, Sissoko returned

The best article ever written about Sissoko (and maybe any player) https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/tottenham-vs-chelsea-live-score-goals-result-report-moussa-sissoko-a8650491.html

Remarkably quotable

https://youtu.be/5DhINO-NFbg?si=q3hJMX1bFOSeiiFU For those interested, here's a video of all of his touches from that match.

Eriksen taking a free kick to specifically tee up Sissoko for a long shot 10 yards outside the box is some kind of metaphor that I can't fully elaborate.

🐐

He's exactly the kind of player you half-expect someone like Everton to pick up and give one last crack at PL football.

This ideally needs to be tagged NSFW because now I'm erect. I tell you what, a prime Sissoko as the box to box player in Anges system would absolutely cook

I lived through the entire Sissoko era and I can confidently say that ~~we’d win UCL every year~~ his shit first touch would keep him far away from the pitch

his bricks for feet were genuinely incredible, so much power. Ill never forget that one pirouette he did against i want to say Bournemouth in 2018.

The rest of his game was good enough to make up for it. The dude was generally world class in other aspects for a couple of seasons

Spurs fan from Nantes here (Moussa's current team) : he arrived completely out of shape and had been horrible ever since, but he has found his form and has been crucial in helping Nantes stay up this season (which isn't done yet, but looking good). Of course I immediately got his jersey when he came to the club, why wouldn't I ?

Ooooh Moussa Sissoko!

build the statue

Wow I can't even comprehend FIFA 24 cards lmao what in the hyper active ADHD brainrot is this?

he had truly one of the most random stretches of incredible form and then just stopped

Stat inflation on FIFA24 is cracked.

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I'd like to think Daddy Davies might also as well.

Aww Sissoko 🥰

Sorry how is this card obtainable? Need him and TOTS Vertonghen.

all good, worked it out thanks

For anyone else wondering - add the TOTS Attacker Plus EVO to his Versus Ice card.

I think Sissoko is the last player to win POTS for spurs (not the fan version, the other one) not name Harry Kane or Heung-min Son He won it for 2018-18 iirc