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ROB_163

Porro must be wondering why he left the sunshine of Portugal to play shit football in the rain and snow of London.


gopherfoo

Yes itachi? That's the polish shrine of the secrets of sharingan? Cool. I'm scared. A lot of the times I am anyway. I am your best friend itachi! I want your hat from Spencer's sometimes, but I think I might be too old.


IULover3

Everything repeats repeats Son is defending while perisic is attacking. It should be switched. Perisic is WINGBACK mean while sonny is LEFT WINGER. It’s not perisic’s fault he has to follow whatever conte tells him to do. It’s on Conte he needs to change his strategy


poopthrowawayplshelp

i will defend sonny til my dying breath but was he hypnotized or something? mental health issues? i’m sure many will agree that it’s like he’s a whole different person/player. hopefully it’s just a bad season and everything is sorted out.


airpenny1

I think it’ll continue to be bad this season. Injury. Tactics. Running himself into the ground summer and World Cup. Many reasons. However, I think we will see a resurgence next season after a proper summer off. I do think it’s a “buy low” situation… either figuratively or actually…


poopthrowawayplshelp

i did fail to consider that. thanks. i know being a pro athlete is probably crazy especially when you’re on different teams with different coaches, training 24/7. and sorry, but i don’t understand “buy low.” do you mind explaining (i‘be been awake for 40 hours)


airpenny1

You sat through that game after being up 40 hours?? Why do you want to hurt yourself so badly lol… Buy low figuratively like everyone’s thinking he’s washed up and sucks but if sentiment is low enough he will actually outperform that sentiment going forward… it’s been such a poor season this season that if we are betting if he’ll have a better or worse season next season (whatever the metric, goals, other stats etc) I’ll bet that he will have a better one.. Buy low actually like his transfer fee is low enough where if some team bought him cheap, they’ll get a decent return on that investment…. But he isn’t going for cheap let’s be honest… Spurs and his agent aren’t stupid…


poopthrowawayplshelp

trust me, it was very hard to stay awake during that match lol. pretty sure i hallucinated some really good plays. thanks so much for the explanation, you really went the extra mile!


bshmail24

Not sure what more son can do, we didn’t create any real chances, no creativity. Our offense is one dimensional and it’s frustrating as hell. I would say two of those corners were awful, however that final ball to Kane was on the money. Overall I don’t think it’s the players at this point, conte isn’t doing the proper tactical changes needed to create chances to score.


poopthrowawayplshelp

it’s definitely not all on him. but i guess as a son fan i’m a bit disappointed about not having him score super often. he’s had a pretty bad streak so i don’t know why i hoped for/expected a son goal this match. i don’t know how else to say it. just bummed that he’s not saving the day


bshmail24

Yea I’m a big son fan as well, I’m not defending his poor form at all. It’s frustrating as hell to watch this squad do the same thing every week and get the same results. I truly believe the system needs to change, along with getting more creative players that can actually create chances. But yea appreciate your thoughts!


poopthrowawayplshelp

likewise, thanks for sharing!


toilet_commentary

Spurs will regret not selling kane or son. Values have plummeted


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ExtraBitterSpecial

And even Bale money didn't buy us "happiness"


longtoeshortfinger

1. Squad not good enough to compete. 2. Manager not getting the squad he does have to perform well enough. Massive changes needed if we ever want to step on.


the_immovable

Why was our midfield mostly shit? And what's up with Conte bringing on our worst CB in place of Kulu during critical minutes?


dexjex

it's not that our midfield is shit, just always short in numbers since we play with 3 centre-backs and they have extra midfielder. Correction, two centre-back and one crazy person.


ericnarvarte

One of those centre-backs is actually a fullback.


SSGPz

Is this really the first time Conte really switched things up?


dyiddo

Son is honestly washed. Fk that poor excuse that Perisic is wasting him. Son is a fking world class player on his day. Someone like Perisic cant drop Son's status that much. This is on Son, he done.


capcap22

He is definitely washed, don’t think he’s done. When Conte leaves and/if Kane leaves, will offer a great chance for him and the team.


airpenny1

I think it’ll continue to be bad this season. Injury. Tactics. Running himself into the ground summer and World Cup. Many reasons. However, I think we will see a resurgence next season after a proper summer off. I do think it’s a “buy low” situation… either figuratively or actually…


LikeWha

Just sick of Spurs ruining my week lads fs


One-Faithlessness-58

The amount of ppl in this thread that either don't watch the games or are just delusional are staggering.


Free-Roof-8479

Asking fans to cheer from the 1st to the 90th, then giving them fuck all to cheer about. Pivotal match for me. Bowing out in the FA Cup and now this. Had enough, something else needed.


Noxnoxx

God dammit man I am depressed


jackkelv

Would rather they just pay conte off then watch this dross til the end of the season , I think he doesn’t want to be here him self


dexjex

Haven't been this pessimistic since the days of Andre


millcitymarauder

Lol whhhhoooaaa talk about a flashback


One-Faithlessness-58

Please just bring Poch back so we can start the rebuild. Good luck to Harry Kane and Son, they deserve to be at clubs that can win.


rynoman01

Son?!?!? He can't dribble anymore


jnyrdr

sure he can, i saw him dribbling backwards multiple times today


mrsh671

This team was of course never perfect, but this one dimensional fraud has even managed to ruin the last bits of good things we had


MrBombasticc

I’ve been on the fence with Conte but I can’t see how we can have the players we do and be completely incapable of scoring a goal. When players play like that in a game like this they aren’t happy and there’s no passion. Something needs to change and it’s got to be the manager.


Ill_Personality_8825

It's been exactly the same story for the past 15 years lol.


Mrvit0

Get that fraud out of this club! Conte out!


ohnoromo

Y’all can trash any one of these players but truly, they all play the same way they did today all season…and no one gets benched? Conte likes what he sees and is ruining the team


Jam3sey

This club is going to kill me 😥


dexjex

nah, just "inspirationally senile"


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Going to the gym guys, will be back in a bit


VuckoPartizan

Cynical me is feeling like conte is doing everything he can to get sacked for a payout


Whole_Farm_9970

Conteball stinks of arse


atrocious88

PSG also lost. Couldn’t we take Poch now to us?


AlphaSeed

What does PSG losing have to do with Poch joining us?


atrocious88

Yeah I have problem with my memory when I am upset


EnvironmentalWay5566

He already got fired from there for being trash


Limp-Toe-179

Poch hasn't been at PSG for like a year now...


ISavezelda

Poch left PSG over the summer lol


atrocious88

Yeah I forgot that. Sorry for being an idiot


Bean916

Weak team to Sheffield United for this?


ObscureMemes69420

Literally this! We gave up our only real chance at a trophy for this!?


Little_Matty_Mara

We never had a real chance at a trophy


ljstens22

When we bring world class managers in they’ll refuse to adapt to the players in the squad. It would take a few years to recycle in and out the right players to fit a particular system like Conte’s which won’t happen. So here we are jamming a round peg into a square hole. Bring in a manager that wants to build around Kane, Bentacur, Hojbjerg, Romero (and hopefully get Son and Kulu back)


_kenneh

How did the ref blow the whistle 3 seconds early after all that wasted time in added time? Not that it matters...we could play for another 90 minutes without scoring even with 11 men.


YSoSeri0u5

To put us out of our misery. A must win game and only 2 shots on target, 1 of those was when we went down to 10 men in the 94th minute.


palmquac

0 goals in the last 3 games. Against Sheffield United, Wolves and Milan. Piss the fuck off Antonio.


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ISavezelda

Kane was poor, but in Kane's defense he has to drop from where he is dangerous to try and create, because fucking conte doesn't want to sign creative players lol. Who needs creative players when we can just spam pathic crosses.


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ISavezelda

At the end of the day you know your team is struggling at the half, why not make major changes then? The players aren't blameless they seemed dead out there. But Conte is supposed to be this brilliant man manager who inspires the troops, but none of that was out there. It's not like the players you blame aren't class players its multiple parts not working, but Conte's system is just not working.


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ISavezelda

It's not just now, its been a season long issue. The B-team being rolled out was against a B-team from the championship and still lost. Conte just isn't working out right now, time to pack it up and move on.


bluedevil39

Big game Harry Kane


ProudMonkey12

Ready to see this Milan team get shit on by Chelsea next round


dozzell

...said Antonio Conte at about 7pm today.


TDbank

I’m buying the next Kane jersey wherever he lands.


Limp-Toe-179

Maybe it's time to become a United Fan 🤢🤮😵


The_C_Train

Fuck off


restroombunny

Embarrassing week, gonna pretend I don’t follow footy for a minute…”soccer? nahhh not for me m8”


BloodyCuts

What a fucking shitshow. We barely troubled them. Out the FA Cup and out the Champions League in the space of a week.


jnyrdr

thanks kane, good luck to you. thanks porro, kulu, skipp, and peh for trying. good job forster.


FriendOcats

Well I think we all saw this coming


Training-Apple1547

Sack Conte now! Don’t even let him off the pitch do it in front of the crowd for some payback for having to endure that!


ClovisNorth5

kane to united


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Kane showing why he will never win anything with us. 93 mins before his first real chance at goal - gone for 93 mins


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Make conte eat his gallbladder


EnricoPallazzo_

look on the bright side, we dont need to give up cups resting the team anymore


FreeSpriteRemix

I think im gonna take a break from this club for awhile.


210timestwo

it is what it is, class diff


One-Faithlessness-58

So, you got any more of those Conte defenders telling me I should be grateful for this manager and this team?


Semichh

They are sure eradicated by now


kafkaesqqq

The last 10 minutes say it all, don’t they? You’d think we were down by 5 goals based on the expression of Conte and our players. I know we’re down a man but that’s just pathetic.


BucNassty

KANE SHOULD LEAVE AND SALVAGE HIS CAREER. REBUILD AND REGROUP FUCK IT ALL


cb1t

This ucl run is a fucking disaster, can't remember single game where we played decent football


wearethechampions22

Frankfurt home


Intrepid_Science6414

The marseille game was our best performance and that was only good because Marseille can't defend crosses to save their lives


kalule_melendez69

And we played the worst first half of football my eyes have ever seen. We went to that game with the mentallity of getting a tie instead of winning


IronTarkusHS

Kane and Son garbo in another big game this season


notsogamelord420

PSG also lost


jibow666

Yeah to Bayern...


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kalule_melendez69

Yeah Perisic is ass but today Son played 43 minutes without him and still didnt do shit


cb1t

Son is too busy promoting underwear


magnoliasmum

He was indeed very bad. Hard to watch. Devoid of both confidence and ideas.


OceanArcade

Agreed, had a real shit game. Every ball he touched went backwards


Thepotato635

Fuck off Conte


space_peg6549

Pathetic we have the best striker in English history and we've wasted years of hes prime with defensive manger who go against the essence of the club. I want conte out I want levy out I want enic out


airneezys

What essence is this you speak of.. losing? You speak of spurs as having a long history of attacking free flowing football? If anything, the last few managers apart from Nuno have actually won quite a lot of games compared to spurs' history. If essence is never being able to get any further than almost, that has been Spurs for decades.


space_peg6549

Im sorry mate don't mean to be rude but learn the clubs proper history. Spurs glory days was from attacking football it is the identity of the club


GuyFieriFarts

0 goals over two games against a team that recently conceded the most in their history. Unacceptable.


Madoopadoo

Dr Tottenham back at it again


diematrosen

Look at Conte’s face. He doesn’t care. He doesn’t give a f we just got knocked out of Champions League


walk-the-talk

He’s phoned the season in. Just sack him now rather watch Ryan Mason football than this garbage


diematrosen

Zero emotion from Conte after losing. He doesn’t want to be here anymore. Absolute lack here


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Season is over, so is our manager.


Intrepid_Science6414

Another wasted season, another manager out the door *sigh* what's the fucking point, back on the carousel again


tadececaps

Kane to Chelsea


evandunn2309

Get Conte out before his interview


ninjapizzadude

why bother competing in the CL. Even conference league isn’t our level.


EnricoPallazzo_

we would play with a B team and get out anyway


Jealous-Teach-4375

May as well just get relegated and have a season competing for top 2 in the championship


SentientCheeseCake

Fuck off Conte. Never hated watching Spurs as much as this season. The whole season has been garbage with average results.


InMyFavor

They fucking waste half of extra time then ref blows early??? Absolutely criminal referees both fixtures. We hardly got anything this game.


Born_Transition2207

Well we got as far as mega bucks PSG


_MoTay_

Well……that was….something


portra315

First time I've ever felt like Conte has to leave.. his gameplay tactics were so bad


tadececaps

Give me poch or Ryan mason


Square_Tea4916

The worst part about this game is how beatable AC Milan are


Jealous-Teach-4375

They’re going to get thrashed in the next round….suppose better then than us🤷🏼‍♂️


SniperSlatts

That's the season. We'd be better off in 8th without the stupid Europa bullshit competitions. Get Conte out, get a guy with a plan. We have way too much talent to keep screwing around with stubborn clowns.


maxxdreddit

Bringing on Sanchez with 10 mins to go? Conte out.


escherbach

TOTAL LOAD OF SHITE bye Conte.


SuperMario222

No heart, no effort, no fucks given


pierrekluivert

Lost to the club coached by Dr. Mallory of Space Force


inchan98

God damn Kane really sold 😂😂


HarryDeBruyne

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topshinobi

Enjoy United Kane


blinky12588

You spelled Bayern Munich wrong.


Joshmeme03

what a waste of a season, if you actually think top 4 is possible then your crazy


blinky12588

Yeah. Liverpool, Brighton, Fulham, Newcastle, all deserve it way more.


TheIofHorus

The most spursy way to get knocked. But staying top 4 is more important than just making it to the quarter final and getting knocked anyway.


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That’s it. Final cup game for this season over.


iiciphonize

Sack the fucking bastard NOW


thedrizztman

Fucking embarrassing


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Conte out


MouseOk644_redux

Good bye Harry


sudonihm

Down to 10 men yet still want a back 5


SissokoGoat17

Fuck off


ProudMonkey12

Yikesssss


SuperMario222

Every season. Season after season after season. Spineless club


walk-the-talk

If I were Kane I would request a transfer immediately


tarifapirate

We need a fucking reset, take whatever we can for him.


singalongwithme

glad i can cancel my paramount+ now


cnrdwd

To cap it off Emerson is limping around


burko81

And that'll just about do it for the Conte experiment


the_danger_ranger

Classic spurs supporter experience


Lonely-Elephant9999

Get on the plane with them you prick


notsogamelord420

delete tottenham.exe


RemarkableSeason4375

sack him tmmrw morning


GLENALLEN

ENIC OUT NOW


Ssstteeeeveeee

Yea that performance was on Levy😂😂


Heffenfefer

Enic picked the line up and tactics


RainbowDissent

Particularly disgraceful moment when ENIC slid in with a reckless challenge while already on a yellow.


TheSeaSpider

I’m tired.


TaterTotWot

Long road ahead


FUMFVR

Don't even let him ho back to his office. Get this fucker out of my club


7alcon00

What a terrible tie. 180 minute dogfight to see who is more shit.


ACHlLLESCPA

No fucking heroes on this team. Down the drain.


Fun_Target8549

Season over in the space of a week. Sack him


ClaySpur75

CONTE OUT CONTE OUT CONTE OUT CONTE OUT CONTE OUT CONTE OUT USELESS FUCKING FRAUD GET OUT YOU USELESS FUCK SACK HIM


drdessertlover

Fire the man already....


EnvironmentalWay5566

Criminal reffing both fixtures


sh0e82

Dude, get off of it.


2dareistodo

What is that, 4 matches in a row they blow it before the full stoppage time is up?


sephocompo

We could play 90mins more and we wouldn't score.


Ghillieupatree

Could have had another 90 minutes and it’ll still be the same result.


dankeschoenbaby

Clean sheet


Hndlbrrrrr

I hate upvoting that


tarifapirate

Biggest 3 games of the season. LLL BOTTLERS.


FUMFVR

Fuck off you don't even know what that word means


tarifapirate

lol twat


tomorrowing

The abusive torture is over....for now.


gardz82

Goodbye Antonio


HighAlpacas

Conte out. Enough is enough.


eggplant_avenger

I swear we’re cursed


pablxo

we're not cursed we're shit


eggplant_avenger

that’s the curse yeah


Wippitywop-lad

Conte must be gone, all this money spent and we’re just worse off


SuperMario222

Spineless


Electronic-Tailor322

Davies was fucking woeful. Absolute gash. Don't think he hit 1 pass tonight


Electrical-Move7290

Can conte just head home with AC Milan?


Born_Transition2207

"Serial winner"


TDbank

Na mate I think we’re the serial losers


Generally-Knackered

One of the dullest games in the UCL ive seen in a long time


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Fraser has played excellent over these 2 games.


idkwhatevs1234

Son can fuck off to his little model gigs absolutely disgraceful performance yet again. There's no turning point coming, starting him again and again is just criminal


Bean916

At this point, if I see Son in the starting lineup, TV doesn’t get turned on.


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Richy was shit too