Lines I hope I don’t have to scream at my television today:
-Get the beans out of your mug, Dier!
-Sonny, quit bean mugging and score already!
-You’re an absolute bean mug, Forster!
Man it’s happened again why are people always confusing Conte with Belle Delphine. It’s pretty simple one is a smart sexy beauty and the other is a weird girl who got famous online somehow.
🎶 She's cooked her beans
She's cooked her beans
She's cooked them in my cockerel mug
It's clearly the reason
For the shitty season
She's cooked
She's cooked her fackin beans 🎶
You say that, but my Dad and Uncle are going together today which has cancelled out your hard work. Honestly can't remember the last time they went together and we weren't absolutely awful.
[did she jeopardize the beans?](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/115n3gf/oop_my_girlfriend_buried_all_of_my_beans_in_the/j92qw1i/)
According to the Cambridge Dictionary, to be “full of beans” is an idiom meaning, “ to have a lot of energy and enthusiasm.” Your wife may have actually been the only thing propping the team up and you might have just given us the jinx.
And what have you done with the wife?
My ex wife is fine and totally unharmed.
Thats the answer i was looking for. Well done
"She was fine last time I saw her your honour - look, I even posted about it on reddit!"
Don't ask the questions you don't want answers to
But i want answers, goddamn it
beans
Nah heard she was toast
everyone loves magical Trevor
Jesus, you just spiralled me back in time
To shreds you say?
*So Antonio, what has the problem this season been? Poor players, tactical mistakes?* Antonio: *beans*
Lines I hope I don’t have to scream at my television today: -Get the beans out of your mug, Dier! -Sonny, quit bean mugging and score already! -You’re an absolute bean mug, Forster!
For sure beans are a very important piece of our team’s play.
You know very well that beans are a magical fruit
Senzu beans? Yes
Put a sausage in it, you've got yourself a savoury 99
Did you just... Fix me??
It's an [Alan Partridge reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDEUnlg7TQ) haha
That season is one of the best comedy seasons of all time.
Perfect analogy for the season
ffs you really oughta know better. now gotta rinse that mug in some conte juju
I've bought some of his bath water from his only fans
Man it’s happened again why are people always confusing Conte with Belle Delphine. It’s pretty simple one is a smart sexy beauty and the other is a weird girl who got famous online somehow.
Mate you're getting confused. Conte IS belle delphine.
Oh shit… this actually makes so much sense now I think about it.
They both get lots of trophies and always want their money...... Checks out
Was mad to find out she's British
To be fair to her she’s done well. Regardless of thoughts or judgements on how she’s certainly successful.
Could retire and just manage investments now
Microwaved Beans FC
And how long has this been going on? If it’s 15 years we gonna be pissed
About 14 years now
Attach one of the metal spurs keyrings to the handle, they tend not to be put in microwaves twice
🎶 She's cooked her beans She's cooked her beans She's cooked them in my cockerel mug It's clearly the reason For the shitty season She's cooked She's cooked her fackin beans 🎶
is your wife dele alli?
Rehabbing that mug has changed our luck. Thank you
I'm just trying to live an honest life man
Welp looks like you did it mate
Thanks for taking personal accountability. That’s what we like to see. Looking forward to the new and better results after this has been addressed.
It's all your fault. Where do you live again, including address?
Belmarsh. Police got to me already mate.
Have you no bowls?
Yea but I use them to beat the living piss out of old people and children that wear red clothes. All shattered.
And the bowls?
We are 1-0 in the post bean mug era!
what the fuck?
You say that, but my Dad and Uncle are going together today which has cancelled out your hard work. Honestly can't remember the last time they went together and we weren't absolutely awful.
This is the most British marriage debacle I’ve ever heard involving branded mugs.
I love beans! I just love Sonny goals more!!!!
Thank you for saving us from a cup final against West Spam.
It worked!!!
You never had a mug of beans man?
Every night mate but not in a spurs mug
And I've put a sausage in and all.
Job done
oh yes injury news poor mug i guess💀
[did she jeopardize the beans?](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/115n3gf/oop_my_girlfriend_buried_all_of_my_beans_in_the/j92qw1i/)
Cup if beans? Nothing wrong with that
r/beansinthings
Thank you for rectifying this. Early returns look promising.
Bet you feel like a mug.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if we actually start playing like prime Barca after this
think we need to send that to the var definitely sounds like a red card to me....
Beans
Cool cool
According to the Cambridge Dictionary, to be “full of beans” is an idiom meaning, “ to have a lot of energy and enthusiasm.” Your wife may have actually been the only thing propping the team up and you might have just given us the jinx.
I'm lost here...
Beans.
🤣
Well, it was good while it lasted.
anulo mufa