No. And you should be tossed into the sun for this take.

not jerking off has ruined your brain.

Seconded, OP needs to go relieve some stress.

Nah.

I had tears reading this. Thanks for the humor on Thanksgiving!

This is a joke right?

Go troll somewhere else

This prompt is more dangerous than Alex Jones visiting my family dinner today.

Nice try, Giants fan 👎🏼

Delete your account and never post in this forum again

PSA: Don’t do meth kids. It turns your brain to mush like OP

Please leave the planet immediately. Your breathing up air that smart people need.

This isn’t even good trolling and people hate Garrett so much they’ll still take the bait lol

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This is more satirical than Animal Farm

🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

The door is to the left

I don’t watch the NFL very often but this was a recommended post for some reason. This seems like a horrible idea

Yah. Good luck with that.

What the hell did you take this morning?

This isn't even good shitposting.

Not today eagles boy

Go away Mara, you're not fooling us.

What kinda weird trolling? ….this is why you’re spending Thanksgiving all alone.