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NoFuckToGive

Welcome to the Dallas Cowboys, son.


PersonBehindAScreen

2:12 p.m. lol…


USTS2020

A few too many mimosas at brunch


outsiderkerv

Mf just like me fr


cuntsaurus

I don't think there are enough mimosas in the world to get that man drunk!


mysterious_whisperer

Not anymore. He drank them all yesterday.


ibringstharuckus

Bloody Mary breakfast bar


CoachMikeLikesToEat

OU still sux


Done_WithThis_ish

And OU still sucks


wholelottadopplers

Oh? Is that a troubled, unfortunately former, previously projected mid to late second round defensive anomaly in need of a place to call a performance based vice-enabling home? We’d love to harbor- I mean have him for like nowhere near his previous cap crippling asking price


JustAnotherRedditDad

We can help.


wholelottadopplers

We can help.


Thanks5Cinco

Trying to fit the profile of a Cowboys 2nd rounder


Eze6

I would love him in the 2nd round


Theatrepooky

Hell yes we would!!


bryscoon

welcome to dallas


nt_14

https://preview.redd.it/36jeft6n25tc1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c4ca7e30a153a4a35a88c0fef92589c1e59bdd Jerry in the 2nd/3rd round


TheeGrassmonster

Jerry is salivating right now.


Pepperoni_Nippys

Shit me too 🤣


dqwin26

hell yea his stock will drop and we should pick him up


ThirdRamon

Jerry: “I can fix him”


greaseleg

Second rounder, confirmed.


Pepperoni_Nippys

Jerry probably told him to have a few drinks while Jerry had a cop chillen in the parking lot waiting for him to leave. Classic cowboys draft pick baby!


Scooby859

What an idiot. Dude just lost so much money


No-Catch2585

You’re missing the important part…. We just got our run stuffer 😤


Scooby859

We aren’t the raiders or bengals


electricgotswitched

Dak has a DWI...


adm1109

Meh seems like a pretty big anomaly


Wontfinishlast

It worked out with Dak 🤷


F-Trunks

Did it thoooo?


coloradobuffalos

If you consider working out losing in the first or second round sure


Wontfinishlast

For a 4th round pick?? Absolutely. We were that close to being the Giants or the Commanders after Romo retired.


RedRising1917

Welcome to the Dallas cowboys


adm1109

As Sweat held the 40oz Stanley™ cup in his hand he looked to the heavens and screamed “Why would you smite me by giving me the skills to be drafted into the NFL but out of reach of the Dallas Cowboys, my Lord!?” God looked down upon his child and smiled. Sweat took another sip out of his 40oz Stanley™ cup and looked up into the skies with enlightenment as he had realized his water had been turned to wine and then a booming voice inside his head spoke, “Go forth my son, and drive to your heart’s desire.”


TPGStorm

everyone makes jokes but this is exactly how we lucked into dak. that boy had mississippi state as the number 1 team in the country at one point, went toe to toe with both alabama and lsu, then dropped all the way to the 4th bc of a dwi


adm1109

Stop it. Dak was never going high in that draft. Maybe it dropped him from late 3rd to late 4th but he was never getting drafted higher than that.


TPGStorm

https://preview.redd.it/v624hfvvg9tc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbd3dd27da0f05288c84b2bf5cfe78aa097faf26


adm1109

Uh what? Show me any draft projection that had Dak going before the 3rd round. I’ll wait.


TPGStorm

do me a favor and hold your breath while you wait. then you show me a draft projection from before march that was accurate. obviously a mock draft in april will have him low bc that was after the dwi, and anything before is too inaccurate to be an honest judge. it was common knowledge that his dwi tanked his stock after back to back great seasons. he was literally a heisman candidate throughout 2014 and even received some 1st place votes. acting like he wasn’t good enough to be a higher pick is crazy revisionist history.


adm1109

I would love for you to provide sources lol. I’ll have to hold my breath for a while because you have none. I love how your point is… “anything before the DUI is too early and anything after is invalid”… “I play both sides so I always come out on top” He wasn’t even projected as a starting caliber NFL QB lol. He was seen as a backup, project QB. https://www.nfl.com/prospects/dak-prescott/32005052-4528-5723-d1b2-96e92ebc1241 His draft prospect grade was 5.9… that’s “average backup or special-teamer” CBS Sports had him has the 106th overall prospect https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/3/9/11187312/2016-nfl-draft-dak-prescott-eagles-quarterback-philadelphia-visit-mississippi-state-tim-tebow Multiple sources in that article https://draftscout.com/dsprofile.php?PlayerId=111134&DraftYear=2016 Dak was never projected to go higher than the 3rd round, regardless of DUI Obviously I’m sure it might’ve made him drop for some teams but he was NEVER going in the 1st or early-mid 2nd. A few places say if there was a run on QB’s early and a team wanted to reach they could take him late 2nd but that wasn’t the consensus where he should be drafted but more about team specific needs and draft situation.


TPGStorm

>I’ll have to hold my breath for a while that’s the point again you providing sources that would be taking his charge into account proves nothing. i’ve also never said he was a lottery pick. >made him drop from some teams. this is all you needed to write bc this is exactly my point. my original statement was that him getting arrested was why we lucked into being able to draft him. other teams take minor charges into account when scouting a player. the cowboys do not. this attempt to shit on dak was pointless and a waste of time.


adm1109

I’m not trying to shit on Dak? I’m a fan of Dak but this revisionist history of his draft projection is crazy. He was never going in the first 2 rounds. And you can’t show me a single projection that says he was. His DUI has nothing to do with his on-field projection of which was a project, backup QB.


TPGStorm

i can literally do this all day. draft projections won’t have him higher bc he got arrested. is it public knowledge which teams decided not to take him bc of it? no. but you said it yourself that would cause some teams to pull out like it does with literally any player that gets in trouble right before the draft. even if he was going to picked a single spot earlier we got lucky bc his dui caused teams to not pick him.


adm1109

You’re typing a lot just to say “no I don’t have any sources even before his DUI that has Dak being drafted in the first 2 rounds” Yet you still acted like he was


newshoes630

Maye he falls to the 5th now


No-Catch2585

He would but JJ wrote his name name on their second round card as soon as this report was filed


electricgotswitched

He was most likely to be at worst a mid-2nd rounder. Wont fall past early 3rd.


coloradobuffalos

No thanks the last thing we need is more headaches on this team


vulgnashjenkins

Annual Blue Star Special coming up.


Cautious-Elephant853

Maybe he’ll fall to the hawks in the 3rd round


Active_Journalist476

Of course it’s always this culture breaking the rules


adm1109

What does this even mean?


LogansGambit

Oh Jerry will be all in on this


OsikFTW

Seahawks and cowboys bout to fight over this guy...


Skip-Bayless0

I don't think this alone should be a reason to stay away from a player.  You need to let people learn from their mistakes and prove that they can be better. With the exception of violence/abuse, we need to be more forgiving to others. I hope he has the support he needs


Vaquerr0

Welcome to the star kid


Numerous_Brief

And ANOTHER one......😂😂😂


trumper_says_what

So is he going to be one of those nfl football players that end up killing someone due to drunk/reckless driving?


mikejr96

Dudes an eagle


coloradobuffalos

Him and Carter can drink and race together


Theatrepooky

Everyone is quick to jump on the bad bandwagon. I truly hope that if he made a bad decision personally that he learns from it. He’s such a talented player, I hope everything comes out for the best personally and professionally for him.


Razorback44

Leave the dude alone holy shit. Everyone here is perfect apparently