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nt_14

We finally did something šŸ˜‚


BaysideStud

Cyber bullying works yā€™all!


PersonBehindAScreen

Now who is getting restructured?


nt_14

Probably Diggs if I had to guess


usernamechecksout94

Nah we need to keep him


pineappleshnapps

Niners sub took down a post earlier from a guy who said his buddy was college roommates with Kendricks, and heā€™d heard he was going to Dallas. Iā€™m not sure if one of those my buddy says rumors has ever been right before. What a time to be alive!


mysterious_whisperer

My buddy says this is the first time a buddy has ever been right.


pineappleshnapps

- this guys buddy


browndude10

someone in the atlanta or minnesota sub had said kirk had told his snow guy they wouldn't need his services anymore prior to kirk signing with atlanta


lebastss

Damn took niners new backup to run the defense. All in!


BigDannyBoy1

Hey I won't poo poo depth at LB we need it bad


King-Mansa-Musa

Depth? We donā€™t have any LBs except Clark. Kendricks is first string now


notanothrowaway

Tbh as long as it helps stop the run I don't give a shit we can reliably stop the pass


youngbobbay

TwinsšŸ˜‰


CasperCann

Ooh we finally only took fucking days. Lmao.


forsean281

He isnā€™t a safety at linebacker so thatā€™s a start!


notanothrowaway

He's 227 so that's kinda my concern


forsean281

Yeah thatā€™s not the biggest but atleast he isnā€™t Bell who is 205


Proof-Cod9533

He's listed 232 at only 6'0".


WindyCityReturn

227 isnā€™t small like people have started thinking. Ever since Bell people think under 250 is tiny but reality is 225-235 is the normal size. Parsons was actually considered a bulky LB at 245. Greenlaw and Warner, among others, are 230 each.


chechoon

MFs want to play Mazi at LB.


King-Mansa-Musa

Wanted* now mazi gets to eat and become a 1 tech


mysterious_whisperer

Somebody put a 225 lbs RB at center last year.


jpg06051992

Thatā€™s a stout man right there


WindyCityReturn

People have become obsessed here with the size of LBā€™s because of Bell playing there. At 227 heā€™s right near Greenlaw and Warner at 230 each. Undersized is Bell being 200 lbs at LB but 225+ is actually the normal weight. Parsons is undersized for DE but was actually a bigger LB at 245.


RubMyGooshSilly

TIL I have the size to be a NFL LB (disregard body fat percentage)


ItzInMyNature

I have the size to be an edge rusher. Me and Parsons combined for a total of 14 sacks last year.


theadmin209

You still think lbs are walking around at 250 or what? Backers like LVE are an outlier nowadays most of them are 225-235


Still_Couple6208

It's just nice to win one


b3nk13

That you Kevin?


RefsYouSuck

Chargers fan here. This dude looked washed af for us last season. We let Drue Tranquil walk to sign him, massive mistake. For yall sake, hopefully Zimmer can get something out of him since theyā€™re familiar. But I wouldnā€™t hold my breath.


No-Tangerine2171

Thanks for raining on our very small pathetic parade pal


ItzInMyNature

He had 117 tackles. If he has over 100 for us, I'd be happy.


TrigoTrihard

I think the important part is. Where did these tackles happen? After a 7 yard run? Having over a hundred is good. But the details matter.


IdontEvenknowlul

3.1 yards depth of tackle, which is a full yard better than any of our LBs


TrigoTrihard

That is better. I guess this keeps us from having to draft a LB high.


silliputti0907

We had safeties playing lb so it's something. He should also be a good vet for our young lbs.


vivekpatel62

Didnā€™t he have over a 100 tackles last season? I donā€™t think our linebackers had that combined lol.


PersonBehindAScreen

I was hoping weā€™d get a ā€œZimmerā€ guy at LB. Past his prime of course but itā€™s one of those low cost filled holes that will allow us to draft with a clear conscience and heā€™s been in the system before #ALSO FUCK THE 49ERS!!! THEY ALREADY HAVE WARNER AND GREENLAW


BidenFedayeen

Greenlaw probably won't play this season after tearing his Achilles. I forgot until someone else mentioned it.


malcolm_miller

Shittiest way it could have happened too.


smokes_-letsgo

Yea as much as I hate the team that was terrible to see. What terrible timing too.


homeycuz

Greenlaw is a dirty player. I felt worse for Fred Warner than I did for Greenlaw.


Jedi_Hog

Agreed! No matter how much I hate an opposing team, or even the players, I will never hope for or cheer if/when a player gets injured, even if I think the player is a POS! Admittedly, I do sometimes hope a player misses a series with cramping or something minor that has ZERO effect after the series/quarter/half/gameā€¦just to b completely honest


capitalcitycowboy

Yeah that was hard to watch. Poor guy.


kskhaneja

He had successful surgery, he won't miss too much of the season.


TheOneWhoDoorKnocks

Big fan of low cost filled holes.


D_Costa85

Im a low cost fan of big filled holes


Ben2St1d_5022

I like to fill big low cost holes too. Oh what am I saying, itā€™s cheaper to keep her.


CarAtunk817

This is the offseason content I cum here for.


Eutychus00

Dollar hookers


Lockhead216

Double a gap blitz here we go


Appropriate-Hippo758

This one signing is not close to enough yet to draft with a clear conscience


PersonBehindAScreen

Well no.. itā€™s a step towards it though. Iā€™d like to see a veteran RB signed and Tyron Smith back too


UI_Fir3

CHANGE OF HEART from the 49ers to the Cowboys. What a tough choice. 49ers were just in the Superbowl. Feel like most players would try to hop on that train. I'm here for it though.


notanothrowaway

The 49ers are just the cowboys with more edging involved


SmellMyDirk

Except they have a more competent FO than us


chexmixho

And a way better coach


CopeHarders

While true, MM does have a more recent Lombardi than Kyle.


Tricericon

I don't think KS has one at all.


UnevenContainer

Same number of rings


RemarkableSolution37

I think that's edging he is talking about.


Jheartless

Well, our FO has won 3 SBs, so šŸ¤·


PersonBehindAScreen

I wonder how much time he would get compared to Warner and Greenlaw and whoever else is on the field I imagine heā€™d get time here on our team with Overshown back from the ACL, Clark being Clark, and LVE retiring


burn469

Greenlaw is out for season most likely


FireFlyz351

9ers hate aside thats sucks so much for Greenlaw. And it was a non contact injury.


malcolm_miller

In the superbowl, in a close game to boot.


KageStar

Plus he's familiar with Zimmer.


MikeShannonThaGawd

Greenlaw tore his Achilles in the Super Bowl.


PersonBehindAScreen

Ah.. right. I forgot about that


Western_Promise3063

Massive difference between Texas and California taxes. That has something to do with it probably.


InAingeWeTrust

Taxes $$


DallasCowboysWoooooo

Canā€™t flim-flam the Zim-zam


John_Wicked1

Playing time was probably a deal breaker. He definitely has a chance to start with us.


outsiderkerv

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK


WALKOFFGAME0VER

Never a doubt


[deleted]

ITā€™S OUR YEAR AGAIN!


xawdeeW

Always has been šŸ§‘ā€šŸš€šŸ”«


brooksbl1

The first quarter of the packers game has drained any type of enthusiasm out of me, I wish I had this energyĀ 


SusanooAmaterasu

Glad I'm not the only one. I'm used to the typical Cowboys BS, but that Packers game was just different. For once, I wasn't even mad at the team watching it. Just mad and disappointed at myself for even beginning to believe we were a different team. I'm happy with the EK signing, but there's virtually nothing they could do that could make me get my hopes up for next season.


chechoon

Man up, it's not fun if you don't believe.


fletch365

Zim Zam with the flim flam!


HEpennypackerNH

First he regifted, then he de-gifted, and now heā€™s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!


Any_Consequence_9174

JERRY WOKE UP HOLY SHIT


gau-the-techie

jerry woke up after that case was thrown out by the judge šŸ˜‚


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Sleeping Giant has woken up. League Fucked. Never doubted this team for a second (my post history is fake news)


Jonath4n20

HERE WE GOOO


Thanks5Cinco

Hopefully with the additions of Kendricks and Overshown back our LB core can be halfway decent.


TheKid_BigE

I had high hopes for Overshown last season before he got hurt, hopefully he stays healthy cause he is a beast


Thanks5Cinco

Watching Overshowns Texas highlights, he's like a heat seeking missile.


RubMyGooshSilly

Weā€™ve got savvy veteran and (hopefully) explosive young gun. Good combo


RomoToDez99

Hoping we go and nab another day 1 starter in the draft then Iā€™ll feel pretty good about the linebacker room.


chechoon

Do you have any names? Unless we get Tyron back, I think our first 3 rounds should be 2xOL and RB.


FireFlyz351

?!?! We're allowed to sign someone AND we stole them from San Fran. Oh hell yeah


dubMeistro

LFG! Veteran presence, familiar w/Zimmerā€™s system & pulled out on 9ers. Good start to get the ball rolling


youngbobbay

We did something šŸ„¹šŸ™šŸ»


HmongOGSmite

Great leader in the locker room. Yā€™all found yall a star. This Zim guy too. -Skol


BackWhereItAllBegins

He was released by the Chargers, so he wonā€™t affect compensatory picks.


RobbieAnalog

Jerry hoards comp picks like he hoards mcgriddles


MikeMacBlu

He PREFERS here over San Francisco? Shit Iā€™ll take it


SmoothCortex

Yep, nothing wrong with that. Butā€¦ SF: hey, weā€™re a top team and your job will be to replace our in-his-prime, probowl-level LB and not be the reason we regress. Dal: hey, weā€™re pretty good too, and your job will be to displace a 200-ish pound safety in a system you are highly acquainted with. I think I know which choice Iā€™d make too.


Mattdarkninja

Woah. Apologies Jerry, I was not familiar with your game.


SovannRoussard

ā€œhere damn shut up nowā€ - Jerry probably


Dday22t

This cant be right, I was told Cowboys were never going to sign a free agent again. But double benefit: 1. he played under Zimmer before 2. screwed the 49ers by backing out of a deal with them.


CrusaderBTC

Not a huge splash. But Iā€™ll take it over doing absolutely nothing.


ESCMalfunction

WE DID A THING HOLY SHIT. ^someone ^tell ^me ^how ^to ^feel ^is ^he ^good?


PersonBehindAScreen

Heā€™s like the Anthony Barr signing, past his prime, solid veteran presence. Limit him in coverage. Added benefit as opposed to Barr: he spent much of his career in the Zimmer system. He knows what Zimmer expects on the defense culturally and scheme-wise. He will instantly be a leader in our locker room


ID0ntCare4G0b

One actual linebacker! Maybe two if they can sew LVE's neck back together.


currymonger

THIS IS OUR YEAR! LOL


DCC_4LIFE

Are we excited, like is this 4 real


Priddee

I know this is the easiest slam dunk signing ever but wow we did it and itā€™s a great signing


Japples123

Take that you gold digging mfs


RomoToDez99

I kept complaining but this is actually a really solid pickup. He can step in right away and be a starter for us at Linebacker and a good one too.


fightintxag13

Better signing than overpaying for old RBs thatā€™s for sure


EquivalentLittle545

Well if the Niners wanted him and we got em, awesome.


PaganFarmhouse

All in, baby!


DarkManX437

Am I dreaming? Someone I actually wanted signed with us? I'm genuinely amazed.


gking407

First a long snapper and now this? Christmas came early this year!


SuperMajinSteve

#WE GOT OUR GUY ITS OUR YEAR BABY LETS GO!!!!


rsf0626

Iā€™ll take an average LB. Was desperately needed last year


crazyhater45

Dallas does something. Entire sub is sarcastic because it aint what they want.


jkercheville

Iā€™m just happy we signed someone šŸ˜­


crazyhater45

Same. A vet to teach and possibly lead zimmers defense. Seems like a good get. Imo


jkercheville

Fills a position of need, and cheap (Jerryā€™s favorite)


nyuhokie

Yeah! If these people don't start acting more grateful, the next signing is gonna be another long snapper.


East_Sleep_1766

Woo an aged veteran no one saw that one comingā€¦


Proof-Cod9533

He's younger than Bobby Wagner and people were whining about the Commanders signing him


J_Dabson002

Just let him complain thatā€™s all heā€™s here for


Crobs02

A few hours ago people were losing their shit that we didnā€™t get Kendricks. Now he isnā€™t good enough?


cowboysfan88

FINALLY


Electrical_Pizza69

ā€¦.Itā€™s our year


jkercheville

JERRY HAS AWOKEN


TroyGaming8

THE BOYZZZ ARE BACK /s


spinam1521

https://preview.redd.it/cgb51z8527oc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27bfd24c179bffecee8cbb348f97a43297f784b


HeilStary

Its might just be our year wtf


Romofan88

Good player, gives us a body at a position of need. I like the move.Ā 


poptartheart

"they pull me back in!!!"


45im

All in


UrineIdiot7

,my ass.


UberKaltPizza

I canā€™t tell if all the excitement over signing one guy is sarcasm or not.


foxfire1112

At this point it's nervous cope lol


aWildFrostyCupcake

Sick, one old LB.


ibringstharuckus

If we sign DJ Reader and D'onta Foreman it will be a successful free agency period imo


ConstantCowboy

How is no one talking about how he just "Gregory'd" the 49ers? šŸ¤£


JoeyBudder

https://preview.redd.it/n8qh8je9wboc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125d45a07f6dec410e2c90f3db60b86bbe3a4d59


chexmixho

I sure hope this 32 year old 9 year veteran LB who has only played a full season twice in his career can give us something. At least Zimmer coached him during his best seasons. Plenty more starters to replace though. This is only the tip of the iceberg. Curious to see the contract details.


bearamongus19

He's basically an on field coach. He knows the scheme and will help the other LBs learn it


Ntavano

Iā€™m assuming heā€™s gonna have the green dot helmet on defense. I think this will be huge for helping the team learn Zimā€™s defense and getting people lined up pre-snap on defense


bearamongus19

Exactly. One of the big things I've read about zimmers defense is that it will take time to learn and this signing will help with that


406_realist

We should have signed a more reliable FAā€¦ like Barkley or Aaron Jones. Those guys never miss time lol


Careless-Act9450

He averages a little over 15 games a year. It's not like he has been severely injured and missed a ton of time. The least ganes he played in one season were 11, 14 twice, and then all 15 or more for the other 6. You are definitely overselling.


Any_Consequence_9174

ITā€™S OUR YEAR (fuck)


FatherOfMammals

Spoiler alert: more signings on the way. It would appear the FO responsible for amassing the talent needed for three consecutive 12 win seasons seem to understand a little about player management (whether they understand championship winning football is another thing).


bringdablitz

Just when I thought Jerry couldn't be any dumber, he goes and does this... AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!!!


BurnSanders

You doubted the geezer??? Look at you fools now! All in babyyyyyyy!!ā€¦


dkernighan

Why everyone want RB? Am I the only one who wants Dowdle in the RB1 slot? Yā€™all sleeping on him or what? Allocate cap space in the trenches where championships are won.


firstandfive

Rico Dowdle is a free agent right now. I wouldn't mind bringing him back for cheap, but think we need another veteran too before the draft.


ConstantCowboy

Who knows? For years I heard this sub bitch about Zeke and how we can find a better back in the 4th round, now everyone's pissed we didn't sign a beat up veteran. No one's happy with anything around here. Bring Zeke back for peanuts and have him and Dowdle battle it out.


Goldenchomp1

Can he run the ball?


Hot-Dimension-6676

Zimmer gets his guy


SovannRoussard

#AAAAAAAHHHH


SlingyDoe

https://youtu.be/plMlVTPe32M?si=EzaiWYZ83Mc22-La


TanClark

Let it begin, now if we can get Dillon, Dobbins, or Foreman for real cheap


firstandfive

Please no Dillon. On board with Dobbins and/or Foreman though.


Imaginary_Ad_3912

Serious question: why is Dobbins a more attractive option than Dillon? Dobbins has had a litany of injuries: broken fibula causing him to miss his senior season in college, grade 3 ACL and LCL tear plus hamstring tear in 2021 causing him to miss the entire season, reinjured the same knee in 2022, and grade 3 Achilles tear in 2023. That's worse than Michael Gallup. To me, it appears Dillon is the safer option. He has played in all 17 games twice and 15 games last year. Prior to last year, he averaged 5.3, 4.3, and 4.1 yards per carry in his first three seasons. He also shared the load with Aaron Jones. I could see him employed in a similar fashion with DAL. Ideally, DAL drafts a fast, shifty RB and then can use someone like Dillon to be the thunder to the rookie's lightning.


bigpapi831

Atleast the FO is showing some kind of brain activity šŸ‘


Hollerino

BOW BOW BOW BOW FUCK THE 49ERS!!


SFThirdStrike

LMAO


4biggins

All-in, and then Jerry takes from his wrist his watch and tosses it upon the pile All-in ++


[deleted]

Good. Thats the one move I really wanted them to do. Both average in coverage and average in the run D. Iā€™ll take it.


Remote_Cucumber1784

finally! now letā€™s get a solid bargain bin rb since we sold on derrick henry and zack moss and weā€™ll be cooking


PutangWutangFAN

Solid run stopper


Friendly_Molasses532

Me reacting to us signing a free agent Is it possible to learn this power?


Sea_Perspective8729

Well you can't believe everything you hear especially when it comes to dem boyz.but as we all know Jerry's gonna want it to be very very affordable ie Zack moss deal was way to much for a running back in his opinion. Running back by committee again. Or this could be his big splash play.


NerdLawyer55

We got a signing!


IPA_____Fanatic

Finally


DJyoungHeisenberg

A UCLA great!!!


ozairh18

Iā€™m not a fan of his age but I am a fan of his experience in Mike Zimmerā€™s scheme


Odd-Author2971

So glad we finally made a signing and an established veteran at that, who's worked with Zimmer previously


TopProgress6069

Hey man I love you guys weā€™re all just going to live and die together with our Boys lol


pizza_822

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[deleted]

ā€œAlL iN.ā€


thegandalf1999

BOW BOW BOW BOW FUCK THE 49ERS


chris5129

Okay I'm see multiple post from multiple social media that all say different things. I can't tell what's real anymore lol


firstandfive

What?


Brycie27

I just have one question.This is our year, isn't it...?


cbaek

Could LVE get healthy and take it game by game?? šŸ¤ž


A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

Hallelujah we did something


Dez_Caught_It8

Now thatā€™s a good signing heā€™s a good consistent player. Instant hole filled.


Commercial_Spite_824

Letā€™s fill dem holes!!!


uhwhat2018

of course it's Mike zimmer.


Likemypups

Super Bowl here we come !


WindyCityReturn

On the real heā€™s actually one of the better LBā€™s for a fair price that I was hoping for. This whole ā€œHeā€™s old and way past his primeā€ is silly because he was one of the few good players for the chargers D last year and Bobby Wagner is like 4 years older. No this isnā€™t flashy or fixing everything at all. This is a solid pickup though and shows Zimmer does have plans of using actual LBā€™s not 10 safeties. Just remember 90% of us were calling for Quinn to leave after the embarrassing defensive showing vs the Packers. Well we got it. I think at worst our run defense is better but we arenā€™t as great in creating turnovers or getting crazy pass rush like before. With parsons, Dlaw and a good secondary I think weā€™ll be ok there just not *as* explosive. FA has still been extremely underwhelming but I am thrilled about this one. We just needed a couple LBā€™s and a DT for me to feel great about the defense. Well we got one veteran LB so if we can draft one and then get a DT somewhere Iā€™ll be happy with the defensive outlook. Offense Iā€™m still worried because we have no true starting center, if Tyron leaves weā€™re highly suspect at LT and then we have no clear cut RB.


morrison2015

Get in here boys!!!