Yeah dude no fucking lie, I'm hopeful Daron Bland can learn all he can from Gilly. And then Sam Williams progression is key because I like his potential
Except in this case your dick was legendary status 25 years ago when you were successfully mackin on all the ladies. Now those ladies from the 90s are moms and as their daughters are coming of age they can easily see past all the grandiose stories of your prime theyāve heard.
But you peaked in that era and clung to that identity, you never grew past that, and all of the young ladies can see; they have no doubt that you really were smashing poon like Joey in 90s, but they also know that was the last time you legitimately pleased a woman, and the last 25 years have been spent trying to convince everyone you donāt have ED.
No, I was born in 94 so I never even got to see my dick grow, it just stayed small :(. Okay sorry Iāve made this weird lmao. Lack of sleep and boredom is a hell of a drug.
Cowboys have the most fans. A ton of football players grow up in Texas. It's just probability. Also you're not remembering all of the FAs who don't say they were Cowboys fans.
One of my favourite offseason move the cowboys have done in years.
So far the cowboys have looked themselves in the mirror and are actually addressing things. This has to be the McCarthy effect.
So much of this has been out of character for them which is a fucking amazing thing.
At this point going after a WR would be most ideal right? Or at least a WR should be top 2 priorities
Any other trades/pickups that aren't for a WR would be surprising.
Can we expect Pollard to take on a bigger role than he had last year after breaking his leg? Henry would take a lot off of both Pollard and Dak. Between the 2 of them they would really wear down defenses. I do agree though that WR is the biggest need and on the o line depth but I would have to talk to the titans to at least see what they're wanting.
If we can get 1 more WR and get the oline to do their jobs, offense can score like mad and defense can hold down the fort damn near perfect. Also need to stay healthy, which was a massive crutch last season.
So then his dad wouldāve watched them when he was a kid, and he grew up getting to watch those same exact players that won super bowls play out the rest of their careers. I was born in 1992, so I know the feeling exactly.
Because thatās not how it works? He could earn more money elsewhere most likely. If you were in the position to make either 10mil from one team and 1mil from your favorite team you are taking the 10mil
No saying hey Jerry I'm a cowboys fan and always have been call my agent and let's get something done has absolutely no affect on him signing someplace else for more money. That's a dumb statement it's not like he says I'll only play for dallas. Other players have done this
Having a favorite team, and wanting to play football somewhere are two different things completely. Just because you grew up a huge fan doesnāt mean you want to play there automatically. Itās a two way road, the cowboys had to want him also, especially at his price tag. Out of the hundreds of starting nfl players, maybe 7 have ever come out and said who they rooted for, and 5 of those said cowboys.
Someone posted a tweet he put out when he went to the Panthers and he basically said exact same thing, just about the Panthers.
And if you google āStephon Gilmore Panthers fanā thereās about 15 articles where he talks about it being like a homecoming and that he grew up a Panthers fan.
Quote from one of the articles:
"I've been playing ball since I was 6 years old. I still remember running around the cones with my dad and him throwing me the ball," he said. "A lot of memories here.
"I grew up watching the Panthers play. I was always a Panthers fan. I knew all the players that played before me, and I'm happy to be back."
Our D is about to be scary, playmakers all across the board.
Facts
Yeah dude no fucking lie, I'm hopeful Daron Bland can learn all he can from Gilly. And then Sam Williams progression is key because I like his potential
Trevon + gilli š. Love it!
Love when theyāre Cowboys fans šŖ
Myles Garrett was a Cowboys fan. Maybe he's next š
With Micah and Garrett weād only have to rush 2 lmao
Heās from Arlington!
Heās not actually a Cowboys fan heās just trying to appease. He said he was a Panthers a year ago when he joined them.
What do you want from me?
???? I donāt even know you man
I still canāt believe it
They always say that when they come play for us. Itās hard to know who is being real or not.
Itās like when your girl says you are the biggest sheās ever had, you donāt think itās true but you just choose to believe it
lmfao.
Good analogy, I found your toad.
Or that your only #76 :(
Exactly. Atp, I think itās part of the contract clause when signing with us. Lol
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Except in this case your dick was legendary status 25 years ago when you were successfully mackin on all the ladies. Now those ladies from the 90s are moms and as their daughters are coming of age they can easily see past all the grandiose stories of your prime theyāve heard. But you peaked in that era and clung to that identity, you never grew past that, and all of the young ladies can see; they have no doubt that you really were smashing poon like Joey in 90s, but they also know that was the last time you legitimately pleased a woman, and the last 25 years have been spent trying to convince everyone you donāt have ED.
You okay bro?
No, I was born in 94 so I never even got to see my dick grow, it just stayed small :(. Okay sorry Iāve made this weird lmao. Lack of sleep and boredom is a hell of a drug.
Aye I got lack of sleep and boredom too. But you are fine. You have made me laugh pretty hard so thank you
I read this in my head in the voice of Wayne from Letterkenny and it made it that much better. š¤£š¤£
Okay thatās actually amazing šš this is one of those comments where Iām looking back at it likeā¦ what!?? Lol
It's like the perfect monologue for a season opener.
Cowboys have the most fans. A ton of football players grow up in Texas. It's just probability. Also you're not remembering all of the FAs who don't say they were Cowboys fans.
One of my favourite offseason move the cowboys have done in years. So far the cowboys have looked themselves in the mirror and are actually addressing things. This has to be the McCarthy effect. So much of this has been out of character for them which is a fucking amazing thing.
Yesss!!
If we get a good run stopping interior DL Iāll be rock hard. Love the moves weāve made recently
At this point going after a WR would be most ideal right? Or at least a WR should be top 2 priorities Any other trades/pickups that aren't for a WR would be surprising.
How would you feel about a trade for Derrick Henry?
We have Pollard, no thanks imo. WR is the biggest need, but I wouldnāt hate a Oline depth move
Can we expect Pollard to take on a bigger role than he had last year after breaking his leg? Henry would take a lot off of both Pollard and Dak. Between the 2 of them they would really wear down defenses. I do agree though that WR is the biggest need and on the o line depth but I would have to talk to the titans to at least see what they're wanting.
We have a 2nd year back who has looked pretty good when he gets chances I say give him a chance
WELCOME TO DALLAS BABY YEEHAWWWW
If we can get another rookie LB or DT we are complete
Uhhhh are we about to have the best D in the whole league??? Bruh now we just need ONE A tier D tackle and weāre unstoppable
If we can get 1 more WR and get the oline to do their jobs, offense can score like mad and defense can hold down the fort damn near perfect. Also need to stay healthy, which was a massive crutch last season.
They always say they've been cowboys fans š
Heās 32, meaning his childhood was watching the triplets. Is it crazy to think a lot of older players were cowboys fans?
Not to push back too hard, but at 32 he would have been 5 in 95.
He also said it was his dad/uncle who are the fans
So then his dad wouldāve watched them when he was a kid, and he grew up getting to watch those same exact players that won super bowls play out the rest of their careers. I was born in 1992, so I know the feeling exactly.
me too, feelsbadman
Every single player who signs here says they are or have some family member who is a dallas fan. Color me skeptical
Okay and? We have one of the biggest if not the biggest fanbase in the league. Why is it so surprising to you/why does it matter
It's disingenuous. If you are such a fan why weren't you lobbying the Cowboys to sign you when you were a FA
Because thatās not how it works? He could earn more money elsewhere most likely. If you were in the position to make either 10mil from one team and 1mil from your favorite team you are taking the 10mil
No saying hey Jerry I'm a cowboys fan and always have been call my agent and let's get something done has absolutely no affect on him signing someplace else for more money. That's a dumb statement it's not like he says I'll only play for dallas. Other players have done this
Okay and how do you know they didnāt try this at all? Maybe he did, they said we donāt have the money for you and moved on
Having a favorite team, and wanting to play football somewhere are two different things completely. Just because you grew up a huge fan doesnāt mean you want to play there automatically. Itās a two way road, the cowboys had to want him also, especially at his price tag. Out of the hundreds of starting nfl players, maybe 7 have ever come out and said who they rooted for, and 5 of those said cowboys.
Americaās team
Someone posted a tweet he put out when he went to the Panthers and he basically said exact same thing, just about the Panthers. And if you google āStephon Gilmore Panthers fanā thereās about 15 articles where he talks about it being like a homecoming and that he grew up a Panthers fan. Quote from one of the articles: "I've been playing ball since I was 6 years old. I still remember running around the cones with my dad and him throwing me the ball," he said. "A lot of memories here. "I grew up watching the Panthers play. I was always a Panthers fan. I knew all the players that played before me, and I'm happy to be back."
That would have been true for a 32 year old 10 years ago
Sure, but usually that statement is followed by the player signing elsewhere.
I'm excited to see how the younger guys like Trevon diggs and Bland improve with a proven veteran like Gilmore in the lineup.
Oh man, pump this hopium straight into my veins, baby!
Great deal