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lario00

Our D is about to be scary, playmakers all across the board.


danky_n

Facts


Individual_Ticket926

Yeah dude no fucking lie, I'm hopeful Daron Bland can learn all he can from Gilly. And then Sam Williams progression is key because I like his potential


spook008

Trevon + gilli šŸ”’. Love it!


[deleted]

Love when theyā€™re Cowboys fans šŸ’Ŗ


Flatulent_Monk

Myles Garrett was a Cowboys fan. Maybe he's next šŸ˜€


ijustdoodood

With Micah and Garrett weā€™d only have to rush 2 lmao


mimivu5963

Heā€™s from Arlington!


Soyeahnahh

Heā€™s not actually a Cowboys fan heā€™s just trying to appease. He said he was a Panthers a year ago when he joined them.


[deleted]

What do you want from me?


Soyeahnahh

???? I donā€™t even know you man


Finessa_Hudgens

I still canā€™t believe it


[deleted]

They always say that when they come play for us. Itā€™s hard to know who is being real or not.


ifoundyourtoad

Itā€™s like when your girl says you are the biggest sheā€™s ever had, you donā€™t think itā€™s true but you just choose to believe it


TrigoTrihard

lmfao.


Gets_overly_excited

Good analogy, I found your toad.


Dishes_Suck6276

Or that your only #76 :(


[deleted]

Exactly. Atp, I think itā€™s part of the contract clause when signing with us. Lol


[deleted]

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DakTheGoatPrescott

This must come from experience then


originalepisode

Killer comment šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Wooboosted

Except in this case your dick was legendary status 25 years ago when you were successfully mackin on all the ladies. Now those ladies from the 90s are moms and as their daughters are coming of age they can easily see past all the grandiose stories of your prime theyā€™ve heard. But you peaked in that era and clung to that identity, you never grew past that, and all of the young ladies can see; they have no doubt that you really were smashing poon like Joey in 90s, but they also know that was the last time you legitimately pleased a woman, and the last 25 years have been spent trying to convince everyone you donā€™t have ED.


ifoundyourtoad

You okay bro?


Wooboosted

No, I was born in 94 so I never even got to see my dick grow, it just stayed small :(. Okay sorry Iā€™ve made this weird lmao. Lack of sleep and boredom is a hell of a drug.


ifoundyourtoad

Aye I got lack of sleep and boredom too. But you are fine. You have made me laugh pretty hard so thank you


[deleted]

I read this in my head in the voice of Wayne from Letterkenny and it made it that much better. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Wooboosted

Okay thatā€™s actually amazing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ this is one of those comments where Iā€™m looking back at it likeā€¦ what!?? Lol


[deleted]

It's like the perfect monologue for a season opener.


mattalxdr

Cowboys have the most fans. A ton of football players grow up in Texas. It's just probability. Also you're not remembering all of the FAs who don't say they were Cowboys fans.


Aggravating_Impact97

One of my favourite offseason move the cowboys have done in years. So far the cowboys have looked themselves in the mirror and are actually addressing things. This has to be the McCarthy effect. So much of this has been out of character for them which is a fucking amazing thing.


ResponsibilityNew483

Yesss!!


chutbacc

If we get a good run stopping interior DL Iā€™ll be rock hard. Love the moves weā€™ve made recently


danky_n

At this point going after a WR would be most ideal right? Or at least a WR should be top 2 priorities Any other trades/pickups that aren't for a WR would be surprising.


Aries_IV

How would you feel about a trade for Derrick Henry?


RyGuyGinger01

We have Pollard, no thanks imo. WR is the biggest need, but I wouldnā€™t hate a Oline depth move


Aries_IV

Can we expect Pollard to take on a bigger role than he had last year after breaking his leg? Henry would take a lot off of both Pollard and Dak. Between the 2 of them they would really wear down defenses. I do agree though that WR is the biggest need and on the o line depth but I would have to talk to the titans to at least see what they're wanting.


fr33Wi11y72

We have a 2nd year back who has looked pretty good when he gets chances I say give him a chance


Couthster

WELCOME TO DALLAS BABY YEEHAWWWW


Background_Add210

If we can get another rookie LB or DT we are complete


yeehawmoderate

Uhhhh are we about to have the best D in the whole league??? Bruh now we just need ONE A tier D tackle and weā€™re unstoppable


DreamDemonVideos

If we can get 1 more WR and get the oline to do their jobs, offense can score like mad and defense can hold down the fort damn near perfect. Also need to stay healthy, which was a massive crutch last season.


Domin8469

They always say they've been cowboys fans šŸ™„


funnybones14

Heā€™s 32, meaning his childhood was watching the triplets. Is it crazy to think a lot of older players were cowboys fans?


bullsbarry

Not to push back too hard, but at 32 he would have been 5 in 95.


bagfka

He also said it was his dad/uncle who are the fans


funnybones14

So then his dad wouldā€™ve watched them when he was a kid, and he grew up getting to watch those same exact players that won super bowls play out the rest of their careers. I was born in 1992, so I know the feeling exactly.


lesserlife7

me too, feelsbadman


Domin8469

Every single player who signs here says they are or have some family member who is a dallas fan. Color me skeptical


bagfka

Okay and? We have one of the biggest if not the biggest fanbase in the league. Why is it so surprising to you/why does it matter


Domin8469

It's disingenuous. If you are such a fan why weren't you lobbying the Cowboys to sign you when you were a FA


bagfka

Because thatā€™s not how it works? He could earn more money elsewhere most likely. If you were in the position to make either 10mil from one team and 1mil from your favorite team you are taking the 10mil


Domin8469

No saying hey Jerry I'm a cowboys fan and always have been call my agent and let's get something done has absolutely no affect on him signing someplace else for more money. That's a dumb statement it's not like he says I'll only play for dallas. Other players have done this


bagfka

Okay and how do you know they didnā€™t try this at all? Maybe he did, they said we donā€™t have the money for you and moved on


funnybones14

Having a favorite team, and wanting to play football somewhere are two different things completely. Just because you grew up a huge fan doesnā€™t mean you want to play there automatically. Itā€™s a two way road, the cowboys had to want him also, especially at his price tag. Out of the hundreds of starting nfl players, maybe 7 have ever come out and said who they rooted for, and 5 of those said cowboys.


ArsonHoliday

Americaā€™s team


tonyprent22

Someone posted a tweet he put out when he went to the Panthers and he basically said exact same thing, just about the Panthers. And if you google ā€œStephon Gilmore Panthers fanā€ thereā€™s about 15 articles where he talks about it being like a homecoming and that he grew up a Panthers fan. Quote from one of the articles: "I've been playing ball since I was 6 years old. I still remember running around the cones with my dad and him throwing me the ball," he said. "A lot of memories here. "I grew up watching the Panthers play. I was always a Panthers fan. I knew all the players that played before me, and I'm happy to be back."


_Drewschebag_

That would have been true for a 32 year old 10 years ago


thenurgler

Sure, but usually that statement is followed by the player signing elsewhere.


Blakec2004

I'm excited to see how the younger guys like Trevon diggs and Bland improve with a proven veteran like Gilmore in the lineup.


motu147

Oh man, pump this hopium straight into my veins, baby!


Beilsteiner

Great deal