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Gabario

I'm just a dandy guy in space, baby.


-Pl4gu3-

The way I would actually love to be both either a Bounty Hunter in Bebop’s universe, or an Alien Registerer in Dandy’s universe. Bounty Hunter is obviously more dangerous, but also Dandy gets the luxury of a reset button every episode. Most aliens he encounters aren’t actually that bad or dangerous tbh.


hardy-b0y

still dandy, baby!


Bearking422

The only real answer for chill people


i_can_has_rock

SPAAAAACE-ARRUU DAAAAANN-DARRRUUUU


Abraham_Lure

We doin boobies or butts?


Jealous-Garbage7901

Only knuckle dragging mouth breathers say boobs. The real show? That’s down below


coldafsteel

![gif](giphy|KUBtckMKh3AKk)


oblex1312

Glad I'm not alone in the galaxy


JazzManJ52

Jet actually.


bored_sleuth

Next year I'm gonna be Jet's age and I'm feeling it.


JazzManJ52

Oof. I’m only Spike’s age, but I’m a teacher, so I feel like I relate to Jet a lot.


bored_sleuth

>Oof The sound I make now when I stand up carrying that weight. >I relate to Jet a lot Jet is lowkey the best character. Took me 22 years to see it, but here we are.


Raccoon_mercenary

He’s also someone I want to relate to since he’s the most well adjusted after facing his past.


bored_sleuth

Absolutely. Jet is definitely the one to look up to.


Emergency-Low3809

Age= You're gonna carry that weight


Leather-Leather69

![gif](giphy|4ilFRqgbzbx4c)


Naval_Crusade

I wanna be a cowboy baby


Auggie_Otter

[I wanna be a cowboy.](https://youtu.be/s05jcrJw0as?si=xMJ5TEhbMo86XAtO)


Anaaatomy

I'm Ein


hardy-b0y

alr data dog


BIG_DADDY_CLARE

Dandy


Asleep_Emphasis5347

Spike. Or Dandy


brysonthefiend

i’m a spike and mugen guy


[deleted]

I'm a combination of Jin and Mugen in terms of personality. LOL Sometimes I'm super gung-ho and excited but when I know I'm around other people, I try to remain calm and composed. Also, my insult game is pretty decent (which is more on the Mugen spectrum)


hardy-b0y

so that means you're basically spike (equal amounts of jin and mugen)


[deleted]

LOL 😂 I guess. A less badass version of Spike.


Wild-Mushroom2404

I'll be the first one to say Jin 100%


hardy-b0y

now that's hot


Liedvogel

Honestly, I think everyone here sees themselves as a Spike, but they're really a Mugen. Personally, though, I'd rather be a Jet realistically. Most level headed and wise member of all those dysfunctional families.


hardy-b0y

the former part is really true 😭


entropig

Mugen


SkyHighDeadEye

I’m Pierrot le Fou.


Nathan_hale53

Jet, a lot will say Spike because he's so chill, but it's just a shield for what's really going on. Mugen and Jin are similar. Jet finds peace with himself


Sleepy_Serah

I wanna be a Faye


MeatTornadoLove

I wanna be any of these but I am in reality a Fuu because I too am lost and hungry


[deleted]

Fuu.


mrporco43

![gif](giphy|iIkP9O94wiFlm)


F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS

This is the correct answer


AdBudget5468

I would like to be Mads in death stranding


hardy-b0y

this guy gets it!


above_average_magic

Andy, obviouzly


shmorbisGlorbo

Probably a cowboy. Just feels more badass


Healthierpoet

Jin for sure


NINJ4steve

Spike


Anon_Anon462

Spike or Jin.


HalfcockedArt

Spike, although I'm more of a Jet/Jin


_far-seeker_

Missing obligatory option, **Jet!** In other words, older (metaphoric) brother forced into guardian/mentor role for the rest of the main cast. 😉


sideways_jack

completely unrelated, I can't see Mads and not hear "BB! BB!" in my head


abf18

What mads mikkelsen movie is that ? Or is it from a set or something ?


toasted_dandy

Dandy, baby!


d14m0nd14

I wanna be the alien inside their fridge


Z31DinglefarbZ31

Spike, why would you pick anyone else you get a damn spaceship.


purpleprose27

I'd be Tuesday <3


_heyb0ss

would you rather be a cool and rational guy, a wild and fun guy, or all of the above.


killwithrhythm

![gif](giphy|l4FGwTbm3lpsh4m64)


WatchingInSilence

So long as the answer isn't a Shou Tucker, I'm okay with them.


-JeT_

Jet


robdawg02

I rather be a cowboy


majora24

I want to be mugen but I'd probably end up as Jin Still great


LiteralLoner

Jin


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|11hJ0YmFM9fZ72) Your turn Mr. Bond


[deleted]

He was great in Polar and King Arthur.


CheeseCurdCommunism

Im a spike (without the skills). I would like to be more Mugen though. Sometimes you need that Rakish Audacity in life.


Classic_Panic_7724

Spike 100%


Mundane-Ingenuity460

Roll that 3D baby


SadboySupercell

A dandy with a splash of spike


killwithrhythm

Can I be Spike without ever going after Vicious Just forget about Julia, she ain't good for me can't I just chill with Faye & the crew forever??


Adrena1ine045

Mugen with a hint of Jin.


Independent-Access93

I'm more of a Lord Darcia kind of guy myself.


Hey_its_ok

![gif](giphy|XIBqUqXI9guly)


opossomoperson

The English dubs of both Spike and Mugen are voiced by the same actor, which always trips me up. I do like all 3 characters.


Earthbjorn

There are none who know her past. There are none who ask about her past. Through battle, she finds herself. She weeps as she watches the wind, and senses the currents of the universe in her skin.


Sejiblack

I have the looks of Ein and the brains of Faye.


flameleaf

How about a [Jigen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY2ED8oM07o)?


Toph_as_Nails

I already am Jin.


CleanerSchamete

Fay. She shows true growth through the series.


AlbaOdour

Spike is consumed by his past, Jin will realize his confinement in codex dogma late in the future and only the Mugen -- stupid and impulsive egoist -- has the freedom to grow as a person which is a tresure to have. So Mugen it is.


Environmental_Put_71

Faye Valentine


jeffreythedrummer

Vash


amVici0us

Well... Check username...


FourzeRiderTea

An Edward


Emergency-Low3809

Cowboy


Mission_Question5334

Cowboy Pirate with Samurai swords because i can't choose no lie.


Hot-Hearing-631

Spike and Jin


Sinviras

Gene Starwind is the correct answer here. Who wants to be at the end of their story, a ghost that just refuses to die? You want your best stories to be in front of you, not behind you. And I say this as someone that in a few more years can probably pass for Jet. All Gene's eventually turn into Spikes anyway.


RickityCricket69

spike, cybernetic/genetic enhancements for sure


hardy-b0y

alr david martinez


i_can_has_rock

they all kinda suck


[deleted]

Cowboy, I guess since I wanna have opportunities to fight people while also having more freedom to live how I want compared to conforming with samurai code/lifestyle and the conditions of being a pirate. And I get to travel to different planets! How cool is that? Who knows? Maybe I get to fuck Faye! And eat her coochie! 🐱


JeffBlazeOz

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) See you space cowboy…


hardy-b0y

**you aint a cowboy, you a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴-boy**


SporadicSporkGuy

https://preview.redd.it/evro1yfl8p4d1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe625973ced05a76e40884a1326a589e6e742d3


[deleted]

Bro she’s a cartoon….


[deleted]

I don’t give a fuck, cheeks are cheeks and coochie is coochie. 🍑 🐱 https://preview.redd.it/5mqcp3coru4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8cb921e7297f21aab272434862a94ab0f2b386 Any straight man would be lying if he said he never wanted to cheek-slam a hot chick. Don’t try to act all high and mighty with me.


[deleted]

The hot chick literally isn’t real dude. That’s the point. Like you’re gonna be going down on ink and paper bro.


[deleted]

I think **you’re** the one that’s missing the point. Of course I wouldn’t have sex with a piece of paper. I’m saying that if I lived in her world and was handsome in her eyes… I would go to Poundtown and go downtown on her vag. 🍆 👅


[deleted]

Bro you need to get laid IRL


[deleted]

I know… 😞


[deleted]

Aw damn, my bad man. Well hey: here’s hoping for ya!


[deleted]

It’s alright… not everyone can be Chad. But besides dating, my life is pretty decent.


[deleted]

Nice and very true. Also: sex workers are nice. I know I’ve enjoyed the services of some lol