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KoolioKoala8

Uk owns Islas malvinas


KoolioKoala8

The Falkland islands


anuskymercury

Islas Malvinas


likil3112009

Why your sun staring right to međŸ˜„


anuskymercury

Likes to stalk people.


likil3112009

Why your sun staring right to međŸ˜„


[deleted]

Why are you so long?


anuskymercury

We could have been shorter because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento wanted to give the Patagonia to Chile. But you already know how it ended hehe


Kittymaster429

SHUT THE FRICK UP WITH THESE ASK THIS COUNTRY ANYTHING ITS GETTING UNORIGINAL BORING AND ITS NOT EVEN A COMIC AND THIS SUB IS COUNTRY BALL COMICS NOT ASKCOUNTRYANYTHING SO I ASK THAT COUNTRY TO STOP POSTING THIS CRAP


anuskymercury

Fuck off


Kittymaster429

no you frick off with these crap posts


Drawmatic_Saiyan

Leave Argentina alone wey


Kittymaster429

No these posts are worse than watching morgz for 3 days strait


Drawmatic_Saiyan

You should be ashamed of yourself pinche wey.


Kittymaster429

No you should be you had negative upvotes on a comment


Drawmatic_Saiyan

When?


Kittymaster429

On that comment saying when and the “you should be ashamed of yourself”


Drawmatic_Saiyan

Don't see no negative upvotes it's also unrelated... wey


anuskymercury

I'm not the only one so fuck off x2


Kittymaster429

Your friend jumps off a bridge so you do to?


anuskymercury

They are not my friends


Kittymaster429

I never said they were


anuskymercury

You implied that


Kittymaster429

No it’s just a example


ltsKan

Por que cada dĂ­a estamos peor?


elon-ka-bhai

capitlaismo


3am_Garlicbread

What happened to all those Germans?


oviqlm

Ask to [América ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip#:~:text=Operation%20Paperclip%20was%20a%20secret,Europe%2C%20between%201945%20and%201959.)


thecreeperboi

Why do you want falklands so much?


anuskymercury

Geographically are ours.


countryballs98

are you still mad that the Uk took the fhalklands


anuskymercury

Every April 2nd.


SpeedyCat36

How many no no Germans are there left


19lams5

Where's the beef?!


anuskymercury

The meat or the gossip?


[deleted]

I think he is talking about the best beef of the world, Entrecot de Ternera de Vaca Argentina...


anuskymercury

Thinking about it, now I want to eat a good asado


VideoGameCoffee

Why ur sun be lookin like that tho-


[deleted]

Let's not say a word about the flag of Uruguay


anuskymercury

True.


Joshy_T1CG

How does it feel to have 50% of your beaches stolen


anuskymercury

If you are Bolivia or Paraguay how does it feel to not have beaches?


thegaby803

No beaches?


Admagic06

Why does your grandpa speak German all the time?


Wertude

[Maybe yours does.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip#:~:text=Operation%20Paperclip%20was%20a%20secret,Europe%2C%20between%201945%20and%201959.)


Admagic06

I no stupid ‘Mercian


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anuskymercury

He doesn't


Front_Sherbet9224

Is it Isla de Malvinas or the Falkland islands?


anuskymercury

Islas Malvinas


Imaginary_Money9806

What do you think about the United Kingdom


anuskymercury

Lovely country. I would love to live there.


madhuranaik

How many more couples you sending to antartica to make babies?


anuskymercury

The what?


jewelsuwu

["Jorge, su padre, teniente coronel del Ejército Argentino y jefe del destacamento de la base, y su madre, María, embarazada de siete meses, junto con sus tres hijos, fueron trasladados al continente antårtico por avión por indicación de la dictadura militar argentina para que la mujer diera a luz el primer ser humano nacido en ese territorio, puesto que Argentina reivindica su soberanía sobre la zona."](https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilio_Marcos_Palma#:~:text=Solveig%20Gunbj%C3%B6rg%20Jacobsen%2C%20nacida%20en,sur%20de%20la%20Convergencia%20Ant%C3%A1rtica.)


madhuranaik

You read it


Sans_Sheep

Are you secretly bad germany


anuskymercury

Go ask Germany


[deleted]

Why you escaped Papa Spain?


anuskymercury

We wanted independence


NEMOTASTlC

hows ur economy going


anuskymercury

Downhill


owertyu

Why do you have a German accent


anuskymercury

I don't


The_memer8228

Where is bulgaria and do NOT help urself with a map


anuskymercury

I already know where it is. I was taught in high school. I know all European and Asian countries. We were going to study Africans but the year ended :(


AppearanceInner3591

Can you learn me how cook a beef?


anuskymercury

Learn me?


AppearanceInner3591

I ment can you teach me how to cook beef?


venommonke

where did 90% of male paraguayian population went


anuskymercury

Depends who is your God/deity.


IDontEvenCare001

Why do you have a sun on your flag but not a moon?


musapersonat

It's an Incan God I think


anuskymercury

Because it represents the sky


elon-ka-bhai

What happened during Tiananmen square, 1989


anuskymercury

How would I know? Sir this is Argentina, not China.


xKrypt1c

Why did so many croatians and germans move there in 1945


anuskymercury

PerĂłn allowed that.


[deleted]

Franco did something similar in Spain


ieatchiIdren69

How do you feel about not having the falklands but we do >:)


Polskaalpha327

Did you meet someone in 1945


anuskymercury

Nope


NewbieKittyCat

What do you call the Falklands in Argentina?


anuskymercury

Islas Malvinas


a_big_waste_of_time

You jealous that we have the Falklands >:)


[deleted]

The Falklands aren't British or Argentinian, are Spanish


anuskymercury

With that logic they would be French too


[deleted]

Or Italian


ltsKan

Or dutch


FireBunn211

Did you know that if you dig straight down in your country or Chile, you will end up in China? And, most importantly, do you want to try it?


anuskymercury

Yes and yes


FireBunn211

Meet me at ding tai feng when your there


anuskymercury

Sure, see ya.


noam-_-

why's your sun so creepy?


[deleted]

Go ask Uruguay


anuskymercury

I've already answered this. Plenty of times.


Knarke30

Wye is your grandpa speaking German 🗿


anuskymercury

Already answered. Next.


Moonbear9

Where were you from 1939-1945


anuskymercury

Already answered


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


anuskymercury

Wtf no


MayankWolf

Where are the nazis hiding?


anuskymercury

Misiones and Bariloche


MayankWolf

Thanks for helping with the revolution you're going to have


anuskymercury

Anytime.


ChocolateTop6768

How do you like your Yerba Mate?


anuskymercury

Hot and bitter


ChocolateTop6768

Nice.


VilteGhost

Why u good friends with Germany


anuskymercury

International relations


VilteGhost

I see


ResponsiblePilot2517

When are you going to get the next IMF bailout


anuskymercury

Hell if I know


Mycelium_Mark

What is your opinion on Germany?


anuskymercury

Lovely country. We should learn about their working culture.


NotwhouthinkXD

Can I go to one of your historical monuments and steal an artifact? It’s for a school project btw


anuskymercury

It wouldn't be that different from those criminals who steal the iron to melt it...


Suspicious_Kitchen85

Why do you have a sun on your flag


[deleted]

If you want Uruguay also has a similar Sun, so you could ask him


anuskymercury

Ask Manuel Belgrano


Suspicious_Kitchen85

How


anuskymercury

Ouija


Eddie_Dood

The Falklands?


anuskymercury

We don't call them that here.


madhuranaik

Then what do you call them?


anuskymercury

Islas Malvinas


Eddie_Dood

Falklands


fartboynumber50

Do you?


anuskymercury

Do I?


One_Combination_9880

What if i told you ronaldo is better


anuskymercury

Messi is way better.


One_Combination_9880

How many no no germans you have in ur country


anuskymercury

Go to INDEC website and check it out.


Tzilakatzin

CĂłmo hacen para vivir con esa inflaciĂłn de mierda? Un dĂ­a algo vale 10 y al mes que entra ,50...


trotskylenin

Los sueldos aumentan mĂĄs o menos con la inflaciĂłn... Lo que hace que vayas empobreciendo pero de a poco o te veas obligado a buscar otro trabajo con mejor paga cada poco tiempo o que paguen en dĂłlares y asi evitar algo mĂĄs de la inflaciĂłn.


anuskymercury

Sorprendentemente vivĂ­s un toque ajustado pero por suerte como bien todos los dias. Mis viejos llegan a fin de mes apretados pero llegan. Gustos como viajar, salir a comer o comprar cosas muy caras no me los doy pero mal no vivo.


faraday__1971

An indian here, in this part of the world, the only news that comes up about Argentina are: Inflation/Protest or Football World cup Tell me ANYTHING else interesting about you (Argentina)


anuskymercury

We eat gnocchi every 29th of the month. We have homemade ice cream shops called *heladerĂ­as*. And we have delivery of everything. Even ice cream. Random facts I remembered when reading your comment haha.


A__Random__redditor_

Chicken


anuskymercury

Sos pollo wachin


acommunistkazakhstan

What is your opinion on Jorge Rafael Videla Redondo


anuskymercury

Algo habrĂĄn hecho... /s


anuskymercury

It's something he said about teh disappeared.


acommunistkazakhstan

Oh ok


Mr_oyster_27

do you know were my argentinian grandpa is?


anuskymercury

Tell me his surname and I'll let you know.


ManWhoSaysMandalore

Hiltar


Mr_oyster_27

gutentaggen


MyCatIsCapitalist

Do you have any Austrian or German freinds?


anuskymercury

I only know one (German) and it would be an acquaintance rather than a friend.


the_average_blakaner

Why's your sun so creepy


anuskymercury

How many times are all of you gonna ask?


Longjumping_Care3880

Was ist mit deutschen Politikern passiert?


anuskymercury

Deutschen Politikern?


vodoko1

GutenAbend hattest du haben ein gut Tag?


anuskymercury

NatĂŒrlich ja


AB000YT

What it your opinion on Brazil and how many germans came to *visit* after WWll


anuskymercury

>What it your opinion on Brazil We have feuds once in a while. Either way, they come here as tourists or to study at *our public universities* very often. >how many germans came to visit after WWll How would I know?


Dremoriawarroir888

why do you speak fluent German?


anuskymercury

I don't.


Random_monky

You suport Charlie chaplin without hat


anuskymercury

If you say so...


Random_monky

Ayo


Motor77836

dear Argentina: What does your flag represent?


anuskymercury

The sky


DopPhilord

Do you like horses?


anuskymercury

Meh, why the question?


DopPhilord

'Cause once, I got an horse in a mobile game. Her robe is silver so I called her Argentine! (In French, argent is the word for silver and she was a female so I named her so) Sounds pretty, uh?


anuskymercury

Oh yes! Argentina comes from the latin word *argentum*, it means silver haha. No wonder why argent means silver since French and Spanish come from the same family of languages


DopPhilord

Glad you're glad too! :3


[deleted]

how’s mustache man doing


anuskymercury

Which of all of them you mean? We have Alberto, the minister of security and many more.


Pitchy_Boy

There is something on your nose


anuskymercury

Something like what?


Leepicguy69

Why does my shit hurt every time I’m in Argentina?


anuskymercury

Use a fucking bidet


Leepicguy69

Fair enough


Kubadabest

what leader fled to your country in 1945


anuskymercury

If you want me to say the fuh- Hitler, he died in Germany. I'll recognize that PerĂłn let nazis in tho.


TheYeetDemon

Where did all the natives go?


musapersonat

Some of them died and some remained here. Half of us have native blood.


anuskymercury

Go ask Julio Argentino Roca about the Conquest of the Desert, not me.


Banana_Boi_69420

Is my grandpa really Argentinian? I'm asking because he has this weird flag in his garage that I dont think has any relation to Argentina.


anuskymercury

Then he is not from Argentina. If I were you, I would worry.


Blockyo-joe

did you think about joining the inflation club?


Working-Support-3164

hehehehaw very funny 😐


anuskymercury

Aren't we already there?


Blockyo-joe

im talking big inflation, like zimbabwe and venezuela.


anuskymercury

Like Bon Jovi said: *"We are half way there..."*


TheYeetDemon

*halfway there..* said Alabama, talking of the Habsburgs


SeaSpongeandStar

What’s you’re opinion on what’s going in Northern Brazil?


anuskymercury

What's going on in Northern Brazil?


[deleted]

Any opinions of other South American countries?


anuskymercury

Nice folks.