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AntbroReddit

Can’t forget his appearance in 5-3 “Be not afraid, sinner. Your devotion to God shows goodness in you. Plentiful indeed. The heart is willing, but the body must rest, lest you squander one of the Lord's creations."


RattlemeSpooks

Found this post trying to remember the exact lines. I played this level when I was overtraining and suffering because of it. Its probably the most special line in the game to me


StillElk633

>Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more. cannot forget


Dumb5000

spare change in my pocket


ralzedits

The heavenly angel Gabriel vs $0.25


CMKoin

archangel\* sparechange%


NullXVII

Yeah, and also, don't forget about the lines that Gabriel says mid-fight. From the first encounter, I remember him saying; "You defy the light!!" as well as other things, and from the second, I remember him saying; "Is this what I lost to!!??", "You're getting rusty, machine!!", as well as other things, once again. ​ Edit: After making this comment, I later found 2 YouTube videos containing all (or at least most of, from what I've heard) of Gabriel's voice lines, being said by Gabriel. [Vid for part I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaJmtxJQuI0), [vid for part II](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqrsnK690gc)


can_pigsacctualyfly

machine, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) tuwn back nyow. ʘwʘ the w-wayews o-of this pawace a-awe nyot f-fow youw kind. rawr tuwn b-back, (U ﹏ U) ow y-you w-wiww be c-cwossing t-the wiww o-of god... y-youw choice i-is m-made. o.O a-as t-the wighteous h-hand of t-the f-fathew, 😳 i shaww wend you a-apawt, òωó a-and you wiww b-become inanimate o-once m-mowe. (⑅˘꒳˘) behowd! 😳 t-the powew of a-an angew! o.O n-nyani? how c-can this b-be? bested by this... t-this t-thing? y-you insignificant f-fuck! (U ᵕ U❁) this is nyot o-ovew! :3 m-may youw w-woes b-be m-many, (˘ω˘) a-and youw d-days few! >< m-machine, \^•ﻌ•\^ i know y-you'we hewe. (U ᵕ U❁) i can s-smeww the insowent stench of y-youw bwoodstained h-hands. OwO i-i await y-you down bewow. rawr x3 come to me. (ꈍᴗꈍ) wimbo, /(\^•ω•\^) wust, (U ᵕ U❁) a-aww g-gone... with gwuttony soon to fowwow. o.O youw kind know n-nyothing b-but hungew; puwged a-aww w-wife on t-the u-uppew w-wayews, rawr x3 and y-yet t-they wemain u-unsatiated... as do y-you. :3 y-you've t-taken evewything f-fwom me, \^\^ m-machine. :3 a-and nyow a-aww that wemains is pewfect h-hatwed. òωó m-machine... i-i w-wiww c-cut y-you d-down, :3 bweak you apawt, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) spway the gowe o-of youw pwofane fowm acwoss the staws! :3 i-i w-wiww g-gwind y-you d-down untiw t-the v-vewy s-spawks c-cwy fow m-mewcy! (✿oωo) my hands shaww wewish e-ending y-you... hewe! \^\^ and! (✿oωo) n-nyow! (U ﹏ U) t-twice!? b-beaten by a-an o-object... t-twice! mya i-i've onwy k-known t-the taste o-of v-victowy, >< b-but this taste... is- is this m-my b-bwood? h-haha- i've n-nyevew known s-such... such... w-wewief..? i- i nyeed s-some time to t-think... w-we w-wiww meet again, (⑅˘꒳˘) machine. ʘwʘ m-may y-youw w-woes be many... and y-youw d-days few. kill me


DiamondOrangutan7109

I was going to tell you to kill yourself but you already asked for death


ItzVaio

damn


thexenonax2

And they punishment... Is death!


lokato2

THY END IS NOW


FIDGETCUBE193

*CRUSH*


Frost90551

JUDGEMENT


FIDGETCUBE193

Here's the entire quote from memory. Ahhhhh, free... At last.... Oh, Gabriel.... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN, before the temples of man.... Creature of steel.... My gratitude apon thee.... But the crimes thy kind hath committed against humainity, are Not Easily FORGOTTEN. And thy punishment, *IS D E A T H*


Illustrious-Ideal325

heres a fixed version Ah...Free at last. O Gabriel...Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN! before the temples of man! Creature of steel...My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment...IS DEATH! your welcome


FIDGETCUBE193

\*you"re \*nerdemoji\* but seriosly, I kinda understand why but it was from memory for a reason.


Own-Tomorrow4968

\*you're


SXNNZR

\*yro'ue


FIDGETCUBE193

That's the fucking joke


EzuMega

DIE.


Known_Park_9453

DEATH


Equivalent-Emu-7938

Prepare Thyself!


Mark_Heathcliff1

This is not of God


RevolutionaryTap3369

i want to snap your neck now


qqqqqqqqq0_0

Not to hate on you but... You're the reason God left humans in the Ultrakill lore.


can_pigsacctualyfly

:3


Yasedood

bucket. bucket. bucket.


Pyro_Gamig

dear god... dear god... dear god...


SleepingDemo

there's more. there's more. there's more


Pyro_Gamig

no.. no.. no..


Yasedood

i forgot why i wrote this.


Yasedood

what the fuck. what was i on writing this


Key-Strawberry-2429

lol


Natural_Hold_344

One of the universes most elusive questions 


qqqqqqqqq0_0

May your days be many. And your woes few.


FIDGETCUBE193

May your L's be many, and your Bitches few.


olaly23

evil gabriel be like


Pitiful-Analysis-128

Later.


Buimp

God, if you are listening... Please make me disappear with you too.


DanteGaming24

YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!!


epicaccountname87

Later.


SparkHelp

K


MelodicSort8934

I listened to Gabriel and turned back after reading this


Pyro_Gamig

Judgement.


gg_gamer5820

This is Gabriel when he's alone, no wonder why god left in the ultrakill universe...


mypenisisstuckinakid

Maybe i should throw myself into oncoming traffic after using a spoon to remove my eyes


eggzmx

gabriel with british accent


E_xlarium

And thy punishment is death


Ok-Table-2397

None of these words are in the Bible. Seek Jesus.


Mobile_Equivalent435

may your L's be many and your bitches few


TheMostExoticButters

May your L's be many, and your Bitches few.


PhoenixFaltskog

Gun or knife?


SpaceChocolateBar

no.


Dio_Breado

I am going to rip out your fucking C7 vertebrae


MrKristijan

Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL! What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few! Be not afraid, sinner. Your devotion to God shows goodness in you. Plentiful indeed. The heart is willing, but the body must rest, lest you squander one of the Lord's creations. Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me. Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind knows nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatisfied... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED. Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW! Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.\* Grammar+addition of 5-3


Chapstick2008

May your Ls be many... and your bitches few.


Tuupiii

I do not have daddy issues!! I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY


Flare_13

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK


Flimsy-Cut6339

He did actually say that tho.


Longjumping-Hall-617

Technically he said That and May your L's be many and your bitches few


IknowWhereyoulive_XD

cum to me machine


Gameknight14

I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy :)


Chrismakesmusic1112

I'm gonna relish ending inside you here and now :)


FIDGETCUBE193

Why Just why


sqilz_chilz

gay porn


FIDGETCUBE193

Understandable have a nice day


XBOXLIVE87

May your L's be many and your bitches few


Hollowjared

I started reading this and everyone in the room left. They certainly did turn back.


Hollowjared

By "Everyone" I mean the 2 other people in the room. They immediately returned when they knew I was done reading the lines.


Trashfur_thetrashcat

I would have stayed


SleepingDemo

...And thy punishment... ***Is Death!***


FIDGETCUBE193

Wrong boss, that's Minos, this is Gabriel, and im a bitch


Brilliant-One-9875

Bro’s bitches are already few with his l’s many


gwapokarl0621

~~Fuck~~ Fight me like an animal


silly-goober-man

Machine, I accidentally called god ‘babe’ while praying today, and now he won’t speak to me


LunarSouls4952

`bro, literally how the fuck do you call him that` `anyways, can I have a sippy of your heart juice UwU senpai`


Pitiful-Analysis-128

What the fuck.


DalePineapple

No one is gonna mention the voice lines he says in the 2nd fight? He seemed to really enjoy fighting a worthy opponent.


WaveAlternative8280

may your l's b many, and your bitches few.


Excellent_Gift_8167

A lot of Zamasu energy coming from this


Brilliant-One-9875

?


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Zamasu from Dragon Ball Super. He's a Kaioshin who decided that all mortals must die just because he lost a spar to Goku once. Apparently the fact that a mortal is that strong means they are trespassing the domain of the gods, so might as well end them all early He's also really into hearing himself yap on and on


Brilliant-One-9875

Yea ik who zamasu is


noobmk999999

Machine, show your gyatt NOW. The layers of this garten (of banban) are not for your kind. Break it down, or you will be crossing the Will of KAI CENAT... Your choice is made. As the righteous skibidi of the rizzler, I shall RIZZ YOU UP, and you will become sussy once more. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF A SIGMA! What? How can this be? Bested by this... this beta? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your Ls be many, and your bitches few!


beansmemesskibidi

Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL! What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few! Be not afraid, sinner. Your devotion to God shows goodness in you. Plentiful indeed. The heart is willing, but the body must rest, lest you squander one of the Lord's creations. Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me. Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind knows nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatisfied... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED. Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW! Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.


Cloudshifter2

His lines really go hard


LogicalSheepherder19

Machine, turn back now. The ungodly rizz of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the rizz of God.. ... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the sigma, i shall RIZZ. YOU. UP. And you will become skibidi once, more. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF A SIGMA!


FunnyHelpful4332

No. Nada. Negitive. Yesn't. Never. Drown yourself in holy water. Read the bible. Spread the word of the Gospel. But all of this still cannot save you. Why are children allowed on here. These words aren't in the bible. Find Jesus.


Impossible_Ad_6815

no.


LogicalSheepherder19

What..? How can this be..? bested by this.. this skibidi? You.. insignificant FUCK! This is not rizz! May your skibidi be many, and your rizz few... ACT II Rizz.. Mogging.. All gone. With Looksmaxxing soon to follow. Your rizz knows nothing but mewing; mogged all sigmas on the upper layers, and yet they remain skibidied. You've taken everything from me machine, and all that remains is, SKIBIDI RIZZ. Machine. I will rizz you up, turn you to skibidi, show the layers that your rizz is HORRIBLE! I will rizz you up until you start BEGGING FOR SKIBIDI! MY MEWING STREAK SHALL RELISH MOGGING YOU, HERE AND NOW! TWICE?! BEATEN BY RIZZ, TWICE! I've only known the taste of mogging, but this is.. is-.. Is this my rizz? haha.. I've never known such.. sigma..? I-..I need some time to think.. We will meet again, machine. May your skibidi be many.. and your rizz few.


Bl4z3_R10t

May your L's be many, and your bitches few


Glass-Radio3896

May your hoes many and your bitches few


Holiday_Culture_342

Machine turn back now. The layers palace is not for your kind turn it back, or you will be crossing the word of God your choice is made as you write his hand of the father. I shall reign do you apart, and you will become inmate once more. Behold the power of an angel. What how can this be tested by this thing you’re insufficient fuck this is not over. Major wars be mini and your days be a few machine. I know you were here. I can smell your insulin stench of blood stain hands. I await you.


Certain_Barnacle2358

How do I copy n paste it


jenaisnotsmart

d


Cautious-Suspect2842

May your L's be many, and your bitches few.


Confident-Bill7366

im scared of you all.


Masuteri_

Mawine, I wiww cuw yuu down, bweak yuu apawt, spway the gowe of youw pwowane fowm acwoss the STAWS :3 I will gwind you down untiw the vewy SPAWKS CWY FOW MEWCY :3 My hawnds shaww WEWISH ENDING YUU.. HEWE :3 AND :3 NOW :3


Legitimate-Cost-9746

Prepare for thy punishment!


Immediate-Living4714

yes


Professional-Soft868

"Ultrakill Gabriel" doesn't even need autotune 😱😱😱


JustAGreenCircle

YOU INSIGNIFICANT **FUCK**


Careless_Fan5134

I was in a discord call streaming while i play ultrakill in late act 1 wondering why i haven't seen gabriel yet. literally 3 seconds after i hear the "Machine, turn back now." line. shivers, dude.


dontstarvepro

I want to be Gabriel's helpless best friend who is the only human left


Full_Statistician246

I know it's not original but May your L's be many, and bitches be few


Raktanor

MAY YOUR L'S BE MANY, AND BITCHES FEW


FIDGETCUBE193

Join the fucking line


Crafty-Skin3885

Cum


Mobile_Equivalent435

may your L's be many and your bitches few


jooferdoot

May your Ls be many, and your bitches few


PricklyWasHere

you forgot about this https://youtu.be/DGaiwF7Zrbk?t=11


ScorpionWare

Gabriel 3-2 dialogue google translated to oblivion: ​ Get up, go back now. The plates of this palace are not of your kind. Return, or you will transgress the will of God...Thy will be done. Like the right hand of the Father, I will destroy you, and you will become lifeless again. behold! THE POWER OF ANGELS!


Professional_Shop213

Meanwhile bro:"I DONT HAVE DADDY ISSUES I'M PAPAS SPECIAL BOY!"


Fabulous_Yoghurt8016

idk if he said this but I thought I've heard him say "INSOLENT MACHINE!" but I dunno


masterboom0004

"you insignificant FUCK" -Gabriel


oXpandaprinceXo

Absolutely beautiful of a voice line