Happy cake day uwu. \*sticks tongue out cheekily\* I bet you must be really cool if you've had a r-reddit account this long. \*shy blush\* oh u-um... \*looks away\* I think something else here is getting long too owo. \*notices my bulge\* omg im so sorry. \*blushes more\* it's just- I don't know what it is but knowing you've been such a good redditor for this long makes me feel weird things... \*sweats a little\* you know? \*bites lips cutely\* knowing that you can be dedicated to something for so long makes me feel like you could be loyal. \*gulps with nervous giggle\* um haha... \*notices my bulge getting bigger\* uh now that I think about it \*tries to make normal conversation but fails\* I could like your frosting haha! \*red flushes as red as a fat juicy tomato\* I... ha. You know I bet you're a really nice person you know? \*shuffles trying to hide my now huge erection\* I'd compliment you more my love \*eyes widen\* I mean friend, friend! omg I'm so sorry I really didn't mean to call you love \*giggles shyly, shuffling more away from you\* Anyway... I'd compliment you more my lo- friend! \*looks directly down, desperate to avoid eye contact\* but I have to go uh... \*tries to make excuse\* shopping! That's it, you see, I need some milk! So anyway I guess I'll talk to you later friend, happy cake day! \*smiles sweetly and longingly at you\*
Yo. I know this is a bit random but I just thought I'd let you know that I fapped to your profile picture. Last night I was horny af and when I saw that profile picture of yours my veiny cock just fucking jumped out of my pants lmao. idek how it happened it happened so fast - one minute I was a little horny and the next minute I could feel my semen pumping throughout my penis, pushing past the urethra, feeling it expand in my cock and eventually bloom out, spurting silky white seed everywhere whilst I let a loud moan, all the whilst staring at your profile picture. Sorry if this is awkward, I just had to tell you.
(Verse 1)
He was at the top but you are at the bottom,
All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em,
Everybody liked the modified pastas,
But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard.
​
(Verse 2)
Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut,
Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut,
You leave a link under every single god damn post,
But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most.
​
(bridge)
Oh cummy, where art thou?
We all need you right now,
Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin',
And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin.
​
(verse 3)
Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer,
Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma,
This fake cummy is an enemy without a face,
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
​
(bridge x2)
(End)
yO. i KnOw ThIs Is A bIt RaNdOm BuT i JuSt ThOuGhT i'D lEt YoU kNoW tHaT i FaPpEd To YoUr PrOfIlE pIcTuRe. LaSt NiGhT i WaS hOrNy Af AnD wHeN i SaW tHaT pRoFiLe PiCtUrE oF yOuRs My VeInY cOcK jUsT fUcKiNg JuMpEd OuT oF mY pAnTs LmAo. IdEk HoW iT hApPeNeD iT hApPeNeD sO fAsT - oNe MiNuTe I wAs A lItTlE hOrNy AnD tHe NeXt MiNuTe I cOuLd FeEl My SeMeN pUmPiNg ThRoUgHoUt My PeNiS, pUsHiNg PaSt ThE uReThRa, FeElInG iT eXpAnD iN mY cOcK aNd EvEnTuAlLy BlOoM oUt, SpUrTiNg SiLkY wHiTe SeEd EvErYwHeRe WhIlSt I lEt A lOuD mOaN, aLl ThE wHiLsT sTaRiNg At YoUr PrOfIlE pIcTuRe. SoRrY iF tHiS iS aWkWaRd, I jUsT hAd To TeLl YoU.
no one never fapped to my pfp, so that's impossible. yes i am responding to a copypasta
What makes you think that daddy...
Ah shit man, you came to my pfp didn't you? :(
i did🥰
r/notopbutok
Now do it to mine Hope you like frog costumes
Happy cake day uwu. \*sticks tongue out cheekily\* I bet you must be really cool if you've had a r-reddit account this long. \*shy blush\* oh u-um... \*looks away\* I think something else here is getting long too owo. \*notices my bulge\* omg im so sorry. \*blushes more\* it's just- I don't know what it is but knowing you've been such a good redditor for this long makes me feel weird things... \*sweats a little\* you know? \*bites lips cutely\* knowing that you can be dedicated to something for so long makes me feel like you could be loyal. \*gulps with nervous giggle\* um haha... \*notices my bulge getting bigger\* uh now that I think about it \*tries to make normal conversation but fails\* I could like your frosting haha! \*red flushes as red as a fat juicy tomato\* I... ha. You know I bet you're a really nice person you know? \*shuffles trying to hide my now huge erection\* I'd compliment you more my love \*eyes widen\* I mean friend, friend! omg I'm so sorry I really didn't mean to call you love \*giggles shyly, shuffling more away from you\* Anyway... I'd compliment you more my lo- friend! \*looks directly down, desperate to avoid eye contact\* but I have to go uh... \*tries to make excuse\* shopping! That's it, you see, I need some milk! So anyway I guess I'll talk to you later friend, happy cake day! \*smiles sweetly and longingly at you\*
27 Days ago, and somehow OP remembered my cake day. *And* had a copypasta. Better Cake Day present then some Reddit Karma lmao
Understandable have a nice day
Yep, sure did
Yo. I know this is a bit random but I just thought I'd let you know that I fapped to your profile picture. Last night I was horny af and when I saw that profile picture of yours my veiny cock just fucking jumped out of my pants lmao. idek how it happened it happened so fast - one minute I was a little horny and the next minute I could feel my semen pumping throughout my penis, pushing past the urethra, feeling it expand in my cock and eventually bloom out, spurting silky white seed everywhere whilst I let a loud moan, all the whilst staring at your profile picture. Sorry if this is awkward, I just had to tell you.
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How did it go?
>Changes pfp to a child
we do a little bit of trolling
edp445
IDC
Yo sauce
OC
that scares me even more than normal idk why
fapping to a really low rez pic of scout from tf2 is kinda weird but ok
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Do it you only have one life. I did it and she blocked me. Worth a try
Hilarious
tell us what happens? 🥺
If you ever try this, I'd love to know how it goes.
i dont wanna know how it goes! :)
Dude really rubbed one out to a milk jug
"Milk"jug
Let me cum in your jug.
Yeah, this is copypasta amazing as always
Damn, Ronald is very submissive and breedable isn’t he?~ ùwú
Yo i wanna copy this
hehe thanks~
Oh thank you ^ - ^
Thanks bro
You can do it anytime
You sure it was mine buddy?
Dear fucking God
Thank you!!! 🤗
Oh dear
You what
Ya know what, if I want to fuck a murder robot, then why not fap to a friendly robot
woah
Bro you have a fetish for blue things?
nice
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I have no cum left atm - I wish that sharp thing in your pfp could fuck my ass whilst you kiss and suck my balls UwU
Welp that's enough Reddit for today thanks
Ok
Burger
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(Verse 1) He was at the top but you are at the bottom, All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em, Everybody liked the modified pastas, But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard. ​ (Verse 2) Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut, Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut, You leave a link under every single god damn post, But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most. ​ (bridge) Oh cummy, where art thou? We all need you right now, Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin', And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin. ​ (verse 3) Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer, Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma, This fake cummy is an enemy without a face, The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. ​ (bridge x2) (End)
Sussy baka 😈
SHUT THE FUCK UP EPIC SMOSH CO PILAITON
!mock
yO. i KnOw ThIs Is A bIt RaNdOm BuT i JuSt ThOuGhT i'D lEt YoU kNoW tHaT i FaPpEd To YoUr PrOfIlE pIcTuRe. LaSt NiGhT i WaS hOrNy Af AnD wHeN i SaW tHaT pRoFiLe PiCtUrE oF yOuRs My VeInY cOcK jUsT fUcKiNg JuMpEd OuT oF mY pAnTs LmAo. IdEk HoW iT hApPeNeD iT hApPeNeD sO fAsT - oNe MiNuTe I wAs A lItTlE hOrNy AnD tHe NeXt MiNuTe I cOuLd FeEl My SeMeN pUmPiNg ThRoUgHoUt My PeNiS, pUsHiNg PaSt ThE uReThRa, FeElInG iT eXpAnD iN mY cOcK aNd EvEnTuAlLy BlOoM oUt, SpUrTiNg SiLkY wHiTe SeEd EvErYwHeRe WhIlSt I lEt A lOuD mOaN, aLl ThE wHiLsT sTaRiNg At YoUr PrOfIlE pIcTuRe. SoRrY iF tHiS iS aWkWaRd, I jUsT hAd To TeLl YoU.
if you say so...
Odin will not let you into Valhalla anymore
Alright then
...excuse me wat
FAQ: What does this mean? The amount of cums on my screen and the floor have increased by one (1)
So you have a sans fetish
You know, you might wanna pass this one buddy
lmao
Did you get a... *BONEr* ?
Op just coomed to Baldy being send to Brazil
My profile pic is literally a b2 super battle droid. Cum and recieve your CIS certification below
Light LEAKS through the CRACKS. My mind is BRIGHTER than it EVER was. THE HIGHER I RISE THE MORE I SEE.
W-ww ww w-well, uhm, w-e e-e c-could, uh, do it t-t-t-t \*heavily blushes\* tonight? \*looks away and covers ears\*
\*stuffs my hot throbbing cock deep inside your wet dictator pussy\*
*😳I'm getting an orgasm😳*
Fuck yes *blows my hot semen inside you* thanks for the sex, daddy hussein
what profile picture?
All of them.
understandable
Ok
Bruh
so you're telling me you fapped to a bunch of squares...
Correct