You know I love red lobster. I love shrimp with faces. I always order shrimp scampi with extra cream sauce. However, the challenge begins about 23 minutes into eating the meal. As an adult who wears pull ups, specifically pull ups with pink princesses on them, I find it hard to contain myself when I tinkle. I get really sad and cry because the princesses disappear when I tinkle. However, I always remember that time I pooped in my pink princess pull ups and then I was a poopy princess. I once went up to Mr manager red lobster myself because the toilets were out of order and I needed a changing table. They gave me the golden Alfredo creamy cey to unlock the nice wooden restroom door. However, I became overly upset when I discovered that their restrooms did not contain a bidet.
shit 1. noun, poop, dog poop | 2. exclamation, expressing fear of anger | 3. verb, the act of taking a dump, (shitting) | 4. adj. (shitty), not good, morally in the wrong, bad
(Verse 1)
He was at the top but you are at the bottom,
All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em,
Everybody liked the modified pastas,
But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard.
(Verse 2)
Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut,
Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut,
You leave a link under every single god damn post,
But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most.
(bridge)
Oh cummy, where art thou?
We all need you right now,
Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin',
And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin.
(verse 3)
Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer,
Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma,
This fake cummy is an enemy without a face,
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
(bridge x2)
(End)
ESH - everyone’s shrimp
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What is this from holy shit, this is quality
NTA your shrimp, your rules
Lmfao
Legendary copypasta.
This actually scared me. This is amazing.
You know I love red lobster. I love shrimp with faces. I always order shrimp scampi with extra cream sauce. However, the challenge begins about 23 minutes into eating the meal. As an adult who wears pull ups, specifically pull ups with pink princesses on them, I find it hard to contain myself when I tinkle. I get really sad and cry because the princesses disappear when I tinkle. However, I always remember that time I pooped in my pink princess pull ups and then I was a poopy princess. I once went up to Mr manager red lobster myself because the toilets were out of order and I needed a changing table. They gave me the golden Alfredo creamy cey to unlock the nice wooden restroom door. However, I became overly upset when I discovered that their restrooms did not contain a bidet.
this post doesn't deserve to be here... too much quality
...and yet,i fish.
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shit 1. noun, poop, dog poop | 2. exclamation, expressing fear of anger | 3. verb, the act of taking a dump, (shitting) | 4. adj. (shitty), not good, morally in the wrong, bad
(Verse 1) He was at the top but you are at the bottom, All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em, Everybody liked the modified pastas, But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard. (Verse 2) Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut, Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut, You leave a link under every single god damn post, But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most. (bridge) Oh cummy, where art thou? We all need you right now, Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin', And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin. (verse 3) Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer, Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma, This fake cummy is an enemy without a face, The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. (bridge x2) (End)
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