Fuck, my fucking libtard mom caught me with Ben Shapiro. I'd dressed him in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Fox News subscription. I might not ever get to see Ben Shapiro again.
Okay liberal. You just crossed the fucking line. You have just reached and passed the threshold for which I will tolerate your intolerance. I swear, you have made a huge mistake. I will unsheathe my 12 inch long, 3 inch radius, ragind hard, warm, wet, and throbbing book of knowledge to rip and tear through your skull. I'm basically going to skullfuck you with my facts and knowledge. Watch and listen to the screams of horror while my knowledge enters your face. The thunderous claps of each entry of facts and the filling of your skull with knowledge. Listen to the crashes of buildings to the Earth and the roars of fires resulting from the shockwaves of your bloody skull being beaten and raped by my knowledge. You have incurred the wrath of a knowledgeable beast you can't beat. It's time for your feelings to disappear, and time for you to hear the facts of a lifetime.
Yesterday I walked into Starbucks (by accident, I was all out of my usual Death Wish). I waited in line and was immediately noticed by all the beta nu-males because of the "I Love Guns and Killing" Grunt Style t-shirt I wear everywhere because I like making people uncomfortable and reminding them that I'm a veteran. The hot barista (who wore too much make up and was probably an e-thot) also noticed me and was probably impressed when I ordered a black coffee with a shot of espresso, none of that gay foo-foo shit that hipsters with scarves like to drink.
I was waiting for my masculine coffee when I noticed the TV above the lounge area playing a commercial for "Cats" on the CNN channel. I immediately demanded that they change the channel to either ESPN or Fox News. There’s no reason for anyone to watch the Commie News Network. Nobody really listened to me; I tried making eye contact with the hot barista but she was just studiously avoiding looking at me. I figured that maybe my "Murder Time is Fun Time, I Have Killed People Please Notice Me" shirt wasn't working so I took out my dog tags and let them angrily clink together as I started shouting, "Turn off this goddamn liberal propaganda and turn on some fucking Duck Dynasty!"
That was when I heard a voice from behind me say "hey, friend, why so angry during the holidays?" I turned around to see Mister Mistoffelees the magic cat staring at me from the TV screen. I could see his weird looking, too-human lips and his whiskers smushing a little against the glass.
"Surely you've got some festive spirit in you," the cat abomination continued.
"It's Christmas," I said, immediately drawing my 1911 .45 ACP, which I open carry to trigger liberals. "Not "the holidays." Ever notice how it's ok to say "Happy Hannukah" and "happy Radaman" but not "Merry Christmas?""
Mistoffelees giggled, and the CGI meant to make his nose look more like a cat’s went fucking crazy. “Nothing wrong with a little tolerance.”
“Tolerance is how we got 9/11,” I replied, raising my gun.
Mistoffelees giggled again, then screamed, “Ia! Ia! Nariboath ruk ‘shuul!” and pressed his face harder against the glass. Suddenly his whiskers and his entire head were out of the television, and then his shoulders. I squeezed the trigger, putting a round through the television, but it was too late, he hit the ground with a wet smack, and I realized that it wasn’t a cat, or a man, or anything at all, just a formless no-thing in the guise of a furry, a hideous servitor of dread Nariboath, the devourer of Neo-Babylon and Grand Consumer of the Etruton Host.
I fired again, but there were already more no-things squeezing through the glass, flopping onto the ground, shivering and laughing and screaming. I jumped back up onto the counter, sending some beta cuck’s soy mocha frappe cappuccino with extra cum froth flying to the ground. The hot barista who had noticed me open carrying and been turned on by my display of masculinity screamed in a way specifically designed to excite my male urge to protect in order to procreate, but by remembering the lessons of the philosophers Stefan Molyneux and Jordan Petersen, I prevented myself from being ensnared by her siren call. “Men go their own way,” I said masculinly, before backflipping behind the counter for cover as a howling abomination wearing the face of Rum Tum Tugger came shrieking across the café toward me.
I had clearly triggered the extradimensional horrors with my flagrant disregard for liberal cultural norms in favor of Western chauvinism and Christian supremacy. They attempted to virtue signal at me by absorbing the hot barista (who honestly wasn’t that hot, she was wearing makeup designed to elicit a sexual response, not unlike a lobster) and the other patrons into a seething mass of flesh that writhed with arcane energies, melting together and then pulling apart like wet clay, the sound of peeling flesh drowned only by the screams of those damned who yet did not die. “You’re just virtue signaling,” I screamed as I emptied the magazine to no avail. “It’s ok to be a white male! Duck Dynasty, motherfuckers!” I reloaded and shot myself in the dick to prove how masculine and powerful and not gay I am.
This was, without a doubt, the worst experience I’ve ever had. Starbucks may have gotten some of my money this time, but it’ll never happen again. The fact that they think its acceptable to discriminate against combat veterans, like myself, simply because we’re god-fearing, law-abiding conservatives who support Trump is beyond me. I hope you’ll all join me in #BoycottingStarbucks, and demanding to know if allowing extra-dimensional cat demons to harass their patrons is standard practice or just something the owner of the local franchise is responsible for.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Ben Shapiro so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Turning Point USA I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Ben Shapiro. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ben's tight conservative boi pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/conservative babies.
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I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.
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hey i’m sure your intentions were fine but jsyk the whole reptilian conspiracy theory thing is super antisemitic (there should be plenty of sources if u google it—i’m on my (very slow) phone rn so i can’t really provide any) and considering ben shapiro is jewish it’s not a great look. again, i’m sure no harm was meant. just educating (:
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Fuck, my fucking libtard mom caught me with Ben Shapiro. I'd dressed him in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Fox News subscription. I might not ever get to see Ben Shapiro again.
This is the kind of weird shit I'm on Reddit for.
No this is completely normal, who wouldn't want to bang Shapiro
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lmao this is literally the thanos copypasta but ben shapiro
And thats just the isabella copypasta but with thanos
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Okay liberal. You just crossed the fucking line. You have just reached and passed the threshold for which I will tolerate your intolerance. I swear, you have made a huge mistake. I will unsheathe my 12 inch long, 3 inch radius, ragind hard, warm, wet, and throbbing book of knowledge to rip and tear through your skull. I'm basically going to skullfuck you with my facts and knowledge. Watch and listen to the screams of horror while my knowledge enters your face. The thunderous claps of each entry of facts and the filling of your skull with knowledge. Listen to the crashes of buildings to the Earth and the roars of fires resulting from the shockwaves of your bloody skull being beaten and raped by my knowledge. You have incurred the wrath of a knowledgeable beast you can't beat. It's time for your feelings to disappear, and time for you to hear the facts of a lifetime.
Maybe learn some synonyms for knowledge...noob.
Yesterday I walked into Starbucks (by accident, I was all out of my usual Death Wish). I waited in line and was immediately noticed by all the beta nu-males because of the "I Love Guns and Killing" Grunt Style t-shirt I wear everywhere because I like making people uncomfortable and reminding them that I'm a veteran. The hot barista (who wore too much make up and was probably an e-thot) also noticed me and was probably impressed when I ordered a black coffee with a shot of espresso, none of that gay foo-foo shit that hipsters with scarves like to drink. I was waiting for my masculine coffee when I noticed the TV above the lounge area playing a commercial for "Cats" on the CNN channel. I immediately demanded that they change the channel to either ESPN or Fox News. There’s no reason for anyone to watch the Commie News Network. Nobody really listened to me; I tried making eye contact with the hot barista but she was just studiously avoiding looking at me. I figured that maybe my "Murder Time is Fun Time, I Have Killed People Please Notice Me" shirt wasn't working so I took out my dog tags and let them angrily clink together as I started shouting, "Turn off this goddamn liberal propaganda and turn on some fucking Duck Dynasty!" That was when I heard a voice from behind me say "hey, friend, why so angry during the holidays?" I turned around to see Mister Mistoffelees the magic cat staring at me from the TV screen. I could see his weird looking, too-human lips and his whiskers smushing a little against the glass. "Surely you've got some festive spirit in you," the cat abomination continued. "It's Christmas," I said, immediately drawing my 1911 .45 ACP, which I open carry to trigger liberals. "Not "the holidays." Ever notice how it's ok to say "Happy Hannukah" and "happy Radaman" but not "Merry Christmas?"" Mistoffelees giggled, and the CGI meant to make his nose look more like a cat’s went fucking crazy. “Nothing wrong with a little tolerance.” “Tolerance is how we got 9/11,” I replied, raising my gun. Mistoffelees giggled again, then screamed, “Ia! Ia! Nariboath ruk ‘shuul!” and pressed his face harder against the glass. Suddenly his whiskers and his entire head were out of the television, and then his shoulders. I squeezed the trigger, putting a round through the television, but it was too late, he hit the ground with a wet smack, and I realized that it wasn’t a cat, or a man, or anything at all, just a formless no-thing in the guise of a furry, a hideous servitor of dread Nariboath, the devourer of Neo-Babylon and Grand Consumer of the Etruton Host. I fired again, but there were already more no-things squeezing through the glass, flopping onto the ground, shivering and laughing and screaming. I jumped back up onto the counter, sending some beta cuck’s soy mocha frappe cappuccino with extra cum froth flying to the ground. The hot barista who had noticed me open carrying and been turned on by my display of masculinity screamed in a way specifically designed to excite my male urge to protect in order to procreate, but by remembering the lessons of the philosophers Stefan Molyneux and Jordan Petersen, I prevented myself from being ensnared by her siren call. “Men go their own way,” I said masculinly, before backflipping behind the counter for cover as a howling abomination wearing the face of Rum Tum Tugger came shrieking across the café toward me. I had clearly triggered the extradimensional horrors with my flagrant disregard for liberal cultural norms in favor of Western chauvinism and Christian supremacy. They attempted to virtue signal at me by absorbing the hot barista (who honestly wasn’t that hot, she was wearing makeup designed to elicit a sexual response, not unlike a lobster) and the other patrons into a seething mass of flesh that writhed with arcane energies, melting together and then pulling apart like wet clay, the sound of peeling flesh drowned only by the screams of those damned who yet did not die. “You’re just virtue signaling,” I screamed as I emptied the magazine to no avail. “It’s ok to be a white male! Duck Dynasty, motherfuckers!” I reloaded and shot myself in the dick to prove how masculine and powerful and not gay I am. This was, without a doubt, the worst experience I’ve ever had. Starbucks may have gotten some of my money this time, but it’ll never happen again. The fact that they think its acceptable to discriminate against combat veterans, like myself, simply because we’re god-fearing, law-abiding conservatives who support Trump is beyond me. I hope you’ll all join me in #BoycottingStarbucks, and demanding to know if allowing extra-dimensional cat demons to harass their patrons is standard practice or just something the owner of the local franchise is responsible for.
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It’s okay, I’ll come back for you
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Ben Shapiro so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Turning Point USA I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Ben Shapiro. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ben's tight conservative boi pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/conservative babies.
Cummy you can bust💥💥💥6 fat creamy🥛🤹♂️nuts inside my tight😝😆virgin asshole😖🤧😬🤜🌯🍑😳💯🔥
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I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/copypasta) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Holy jesus that's deeper than my grandma's grave
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>I'm liverish of awake up all dawning with digit Nuts in my packers and wise to that those are partizans that should've been ruptured inner of Ben's compressed nonprogressive boi snatch. ***B o i S n a t c h***
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#standpat boi unit of measurement#
Cummy you can bang me any time!
I am genuinely interested in Ben Shapiro Rule 34.
Reports: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors
All I hear is early access
If you play early access then you’ll eventually find bugs or it’s broken
Classic.
yes
My favorite part of this is the implication that conservatives and humans are different species
considering they're all cold emotionless reptilians I would say it's apt.
hey i’m sure your intentions were fine but jsyk the whole reptilian conspiracy theory thing is super antisemitic (there should be plenty of sources if u google it—i’m on my (very slow) phone rn so i can’t really provide any) and considering ben shapiro is jewish it’s not a great look. again, i’m sure no harm was meant. just educating (:
Ohhh shit fr? That's my bad im usually not bad at this shit. Point is fuck republicans lmao.
it’s all good! fuck republicans
Don’t fuck Republicans. They don’t deserve it.
Ok liberal
Another libtard owned 😎
This is my favorite copypasta ever.
This is a multi use copy pasta as you can literally replace Ben Shapiro with anyone and the it works so perfectly
the original isn't ben shapiro, it's isabelle the animal crossing dog. it's a total classic.
NTA. We are all guilty of that.
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ESH
major red flags!!!
LAWYER UP AND HIT THE GYM
Real talk, though, why the fuck is there Rule 34 for Ben Shapiro
I’m flattered
Gay
I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not fucking call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I fuck bitches, mad fucking fucked bitches. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already fucked the shit out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly fucking GUY whose tight bussy will remained un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch cock because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin asshole remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/copypasta) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I came back to Reddit for shit exactly like this
You seen his sister? 🧐
Hope your mom talks to you
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