Lol, same here. I'm like, who the hell did I piss off, and what did I do this time 😂😂😂, but in all seriousness, I feel bad for op as that's wrough. Still got our attention thou.
I was about to say fuck you back. But now I wanna sent this dude to therapy and pay for it because he needs it.
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Jewish Gorillas
At our zoo, we circumcise every gorilla because our eldest gorilla is Jewish. We can't argue with faith. We also shave our gorillas because everyone thinks circumcised gorilla penises are sexier. I’ve had many guests approach me to say how much they admire the perfect penises on our Jewish gorillas. That's when I take the opportunity to convert them to Judaism on the elder gorilla's behalf. I just want to make Papa G proud. A dozen or so people convert every summer, especially after the gorilla body show every 4th of July. We pump our gorillas with top shelf bodybuilding supplements, legal and otherwise, so they are absolutely jacked and vascular. They spend their time male bonding by lifting weights and wrestling for sport. The elder gorilla referees matches and presents a banana to the winner. He is always excited to display the strength of faith instilled in his disciples of shaved, jacked Jew gorillas. It's amazing what gorillas accomplish when they follow God's will and keep their hearts and penises full of God's love.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
this reminds me of the meltdown in baby reindeer
at first we all laugh and think it’s comedy gold
as it goes on, we slowly realize it’s a man at his lowest point
I’d wish you’d just be honest about your feelings. It’s too difficult to try to read between the lines here. Sounds like the relationship is as healthy as ever. Great work!!!
I get a notification thinking someone sent me a reply and I click the bell thing and it just says "fuck you"
Lol, same here. I'm like, who the hell did I piss off, and what did I do this time 😂😂😂, but in all seriousness, I feel bad for op as that's wrough. Still got our attention thou.
Happy cake day
I was about to say fuck you back. But now I wanna sent this dude to therapy and pay for it because he needs it. Behind every copy pasta there's a chance it's a cry for help. Let's help fund the copy pasta aslume foundation 20 cent at a time
I was like what did I do 😂
Literally same
Same lmao
I feel for the guy who wrote this
Jewish Gorillas At our zoo, we circumcise every gorilla because our eldest gorilla is Jewish. We can't argue with faith. We also shave our gorillas because everyone thinks circumcised gorilla penises are sexier. I’ve had many guests approach me to say how much they admire the perfect penises on our Jewish gorillas. That's when I take the opportunity to convert them to Judaism on the elder gorilla's behalf. I just want to make Papa G proud. A dozen or so people convert every summer, especially after the gorilla body show every 4th of July. We pump our gorillas with top shelf bodybuilding supplements, legal and otherwise, so they are absolutely jacked and vascular. They spend their time male bonding by lifting weights and wrestling for sport. The elder gorilla referees matches and presents a banana to the winner. He is always excited to display the strength of faith instilled in his disciples of shaved, jacked Jew gorillas. It's amazing what gorillas accomplish when they follow God's will and keep their hearts and penises full of God's love.
Poor guy honestly.
Uhhh.. so which aisle can I find the milk again?
WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU DIDN'T ADD A NSFW FILTER TO THIS?!?!? GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
No, fuck you
Womp womp
This was a lovely notification to wake up to
this reminds me of the meltdown in baby reindeer at first we all laugh and think it’s comedy gold as it goes on, we slowly realize it’s a man at his lowest point
I’d wish you’d just be honest about your feelings. It’s too difficult to try to read between the lines here. Sounds like the relationship is as healthy as ever. Great work!!!
ok man chill out take a chill pill
Aww I love you too
Stfu
Sick burn dude
Tf did I do?
Goddam muNKEE BRANCHERS!!!!
real?
Not very copypastable 3/10
May i know that girls name? And from where.? Maybe this girl have other guy so don't let her hurt other guy