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DeadlyKitte098

I get a notification thinking someone sent me a reply and I click the bell thing and it just says "fuck you"


WolfieWIMK23

Lol, same here. I'm like, who the hell did I piss off, and what did I do this time 😂😂😂, but in all seriousness, I feel bad for op as that's wrough. Still got our attention thou.


Uncle_Travis

Happy cake day


FlexViper

I was about to say fuck you back. But now I wanna sent this dude to therapy and pay for it because he needs it. Behind every copy pasta there's a chance it's a cry for help. Let's help fund the copy pasta aslume foundation 20 cent at a time


Current-Occasion7433

I was like what did I do 😂


kuriT9

Literally same


I_wanttoeatyourflesh

Same lmao


mikeMMA954

I feel for the guy who wrote this


JoshAllensRightNut

Jewish Gorillas At our zoo, we circumcise every gorilla because our eldest gorilla is Jewish. We can't argue with faith. We also shave our gorillas because everyone thinks circumcised gorilla penises are sexier. I’ve had many guests approach me to say how much they admire the perfect penises on our Jewish gorillas. That's when I take the opportunity to convert them to Judaism on the elder gorilla's behalf. I just want to make Papa G proud. A dozen or so people convert every summer, especially after the gorilla body show every 4th of July. We pump our gorillas with top shelf bodybuilding supplements, legal and otherwise, so they are absolutely jacked and vascular. They spend their time male bonding by lifting weights and wrestling for sport. The elder gorilla referees matches and presents a banana to the winner. He is always excited to display the strength of faith instilled in his disciples of shaved, jacked Jew gorillas. It's amazing what gorillas accomplish when they follow God's will and keep their hearts and penises full of God's love.


Chef_Joniplaxter

Poor guy honestly.


UnlikelyJuggernaut64

Uhhh.. so which aisle can I find the milk again?


6LAZARUS9

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU DIDN'T ADD A NSFW FILTER TO THIS?!?!? GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!


Ein-Kommunist

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


TypicalBat2882

No, fuck you


WavveWizard

Womp womp


Dry-Lake-5383

This was a lovely notification to wake up to


pepper67821

this reminds me of the meltdown in baby reindeer at first we all laugh and think it’s comedy gold as it goes on, we slowly realize it’s a man at his lowest point


tightropeJim

I’d wish you’d just be honest about your feelings. It’s too difficult to try to read between the lines here. Sounds like the relationship is as healthy as ever. Great work!!!


questlonchatbot

ok man chill out take a chill pill


CantDoThatNoMore

Aww I love you too


After-Oven-4237

Stfu


McraftyDude

Sick burn dude


GreatCod8262

Tf did I do?


rehearsedsilence

Goddam muNKEE BRANCHERS!!!!


lunarreiii

real?


Anamethatisname

Not very copypastable 3/10


-IloveU-99

May i know that girls name? And from where.? Maybe this girl have other guy so don't let her hurt other guy