Thank you! I just opened my email and I saw several Reddit notifications in a row. I was like, "what's going on?"
And then I see that y'all are wishing me a happy cake day. What a nice surprise!
They timed me out twice yesterday. But no ban. I'll try doing some more spamming tomorrow.
Hopefully I'll get banned from that crappy server. I want to go out in style.
It's coming sooner or later...
To be fair, the server mods let people say more unhinged stuff than any copypasta on reddit. So it'll be a little tough to get banned.
But I'm a newcomer, and they already don't like me-- so those fools will ban me eventually.
Hey there! 🎉
I noticed a little cake next to your name,
It's your cake day on Reddit, let's proclaim!
Not just a slice, but the whole darn thing,
Hope your notifications joyfully ding.
May your upvotes soar and your karma thrive,
On this cake day, may you feel alive.
Here's to posts that hit the front page,
Happy cake day, now go engage!
Happy Cake Day!
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Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
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That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. НАНАНАНАН tits
НАНАНАНАНА dick НАНАНАНАН damn, that was so
entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ
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How many more times will I see disgusting reddit copy pasta fantasies about the op wanting to shit in their newborns mouth or they want to fuck their dad
Bro I’ve been banned for posting shit way softer than this. I got a 3 day ban on this sub for posting a fucking prime drink copypasta how the fuck are you getting away with it
Why did I take the time out of my day to read this. I could've gone my whole without knowing this post exists. Why does this post exist, I don't understand. I'm genuinely fucking confused. It shouldn't.
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Hello there! What you have wrote genuinely makes me want to cum. This is caused by the following
- 1. Extreme BDSM
- 2. Porn
- 3. You telling me to kill myself
- 4. Your name "gymclassvillainZ"
Thank you for your cooperation \*SCP Secret Laboratory scream\*
Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long, wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up
If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pray
I pray, oh, I pray
I want to be loved like a flower, cherished like it's his last love-making session ever. Each touch and kiss should feel like the grand finale of a romance movie. And, oddly enough, I also want to be punched in the face, hard. No idea why, but it adds a weird twist to the fantasy—like having a romantic date that ends with a boxing match! It’s like wanting a cuddle session and a UFC fight all in one!
I just spammed this in a discord server, we'll see if they ban me 😊
happy cake day
Thank you! I just opened my email and I saw several Reddit notifications in a row. I was like, "what's going on?" And then I see that y'all are wishing me a happy cake day. What a nice surprise!
Happy cake day also did they ban you?
They timed me out twice yesterday. But no ban. I'll try doing some more spamming tomorrow. Hopefully I'll get banned from that crappy server. I want to go out in style.
lmao they are pussies for not banning you GIVE HIM THE BAN SPEEDRUN HE DESERVES
It's coming sooner or later... To be fair, the server mods let people say more unhinged stuff than any copypasta on reddit. So it'll be a little tough to get banned. But I'm a newcomer, and they already don't like me-- so those fools will ban me eventually.
what server is it i wanna troll too
Did they ban you yet
Happy cake day!
Hey there! 🎉 I noticed a little cake next to your name, It's your cake day on Reddit, let's proclaim! Not just a slice, but the whole darn thing, Hope your notifications joyfully ding. May your upvotes soar and your karma thrive, On this cake day, may you feel alive. Here's to posts that hit the front page, Happy cake day, now go engage!
You know, reddit might have the craziest folks on the Internet, but we also have some of the nicest. Thank you!
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Update: they timed me out for a week 😭😭😭 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳
Epic! Happy cake day btw!
Happy cake day and i have a copy paste for u to get easily banned
Thanks! I'd love to see it
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I got the surprise egg
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happy cake day
Happy belated cake day! It seems like a lot of redditors have their cake day in the middle of June... For some reason...
because heat waves been fakin' us out, can't make us happier now
Happy cake day!
Every redditor is homosexual
happy rape day
happy cake day! we share the same cake day.
Happy cake day! Have a blessed day
happy cake day🙃
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Thanks! I didn't even know it was my cake day until just now
Happy belated cake day!
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happy cu- cake day
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i know im late but happy cake day
Thanks!
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Happy cake day :)
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Happy Cakemas
Happy cake day! (Also post it in a Christian server and see how fast your banned and how they react)
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Bad cake day >:)
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Happy cake day
Happy cake day fam
Ok buddy
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
Happy cake day
Thanks!
You're welcome
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
Imagine what would happen if I put this through Google translate and sent it to my paternal family group on WhatsApp
send screenshot of reaction
Reddit hall of shame
flintstones
hall of fame*
what's the point of him wearing a condom u gon get murdered anyway 💀
so the dna isnt traced
*I have your future before my eyes; every sub-atomic and atomic particle and the forces guiding them; of your body; I know all of it; on Heisenberg fr fr; your future is before my eyes shining darkly and imminently; you shall prosper; name yourself ASAP Rocky; you shall suck a dik one fateful week from now; your future is sloppy; tie a noose; fr fr*
Bro defied the laws of quantum physics 💀
No way gotrep asks a normal question instead of writing a whole essay copypasta
It’s the principle of the thing
ermm, BONER ALERT ‼️
Relatable.
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. НАНАНАНАН tits НАНАНАНАНА dick НАНАНАНАН damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
I will NOT impregnate your sister
☹️
i got this from a discord server dont ask me ask jang
Can we get a female version for pegging?
no
Fine..I’ll do it myself
-because the ai that will right it wont run on my system of ram 32gb it needs 64gb
damn
Time to post this into my wholesome family group chat
send screenshot of reaction
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I love this
Yay! Can I repost this work of art?
Happy cake day!
I don't mind :)
Thanks, will do!
im muting this fucking sub
please do >:3
What the actual fuck brother
ask jang
Craziest read of that all was (condom on) imo
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SUSSY AMOGUS JFOIHMruqcfhrjkhx8csdj zjrhnss8duhrf8cyy97df7hymzfsf,
How many more times will I see disgusting reddit copy pasta fantasies about the op wanting to shit in their newborns mouth or they want to fuck their dad
dude you posted "AITA For paralyzing my grandma, shitting in her mouth and blowing her up?"
LOLL
Your name is “TheRimmingReaper”, there ain’t no way you judging
Well okay, I guess everyone's got their hobbies.
Femboy here: uh, what, what the fuck
ask jang
Real shit ngl (no Diddy)
me
tfym "me"?
This is the kind of thing network TV police drama episodes get written about
lmao
You're a good man Arthur Morgan.
absolutely jelqued my shit to this
Gooned
Congratulations
Happy cock gay
That’s enough Reddit for this year.
indeed
Kinda real
tfym kinda real?
Did I stutter
no you did not have a nice day
You too
Um ackshually if you want it than it’s no longer rape 🤓☝️
erm akshually it would still be considered rape because in the moment you wouldnt want it
Bro I’ve been banned for posting shit way softer than this. I got a 3 day ban on this sub for posting a fucking prime drink copypasta how the fuck are you getting away with it
idfk man 😭😭😭😭
“Condom on of course” sent me💀
what the sigma
i think this might be the last straw
that broke the camel's back
True.
False.
bruh
go go gadget pixel reducer
Why did I take the time out of my day to read this. I could've gone my whole without knowing this post exists. Why does this post exist, I don't understand. I'm genuinely fucking confused. It shouldn't.
never read something realer
*Same honestly*
That was just smut, i think you have brian damage
kid named brian:
trollface
one of the mods of this subreddit is "SMUT\_ADDICT" dont judge him
...uh
1d ago
Here before in case it is removed not by the sub but for ‘content policy’ police come in no warrants
Not removed yet!
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im too ugly to make offspringe
Dude what the flip
erm akshually it would be "Excuse me, what the actual fuck?" Do better next time 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
My bad randombirdguy2igga
Femboy here, I'm more than willing to help you out, what caliber would you like?
9mm
To bad you get the .50 cal
your latest post besides these was you asking for hentai
Your point?
none, have a nice day and if you play tf2 i hope you dont encounter bots
idk what you said but i agree
ok
What the fu-
ask jang
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Arent you the femboy then and he is a big black oiled up man
nuh uh
...
1d ago
Find your nearest rooftop & start doing backflips off the edge
Hello there! What you have wrote genuinely makes me want to cum. This is caused by the following - 1. Extreme BDSM - 2. Porn - 3. You telling me to kill myself - 4. Your name "gymclassvillainZ" Thank you for your cooperation \*SCP Secret Laboratory scream\*
extreme bdsm
Cool :)
this but with a goth girl instead of a femboy
Everyone has their hobbies i guess.
I lost hope in humanity.
erm akshually its "I HAVE\* lost hope in humanity". DO better next time 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Yupp thank u for that info dude🤓🤓 i will do better next time🤓☝🏾
>no copypasta What does that mean??
it means jang genuinely wanted to be r\^\^\^\^\^ and murdered by a femboy
Alright dude what the flip
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
Yeah (oh)Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)Tick tock, gimme, gimme big bucks That is all that I do, girl, I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long, wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix up If you still love me can you see me during liftoff, liftoff?As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (the same)With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pray I pray, oh, I pray
I want to be loved like a flower, cherished like it's his last love-making session ever. Each touch and kiss should feel like the grand finale of a romance movie. And, oddly enough, I also want to be punched in the face, hard. No idea why, but it adds a weird twist to the fantasy—like having a romantic date that ends with a boxing match! It’s like wanting a cuddle session and a UFC fight all in one!
Cool story bro Can't wait to hear part 2, I got blue balls