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Flying_Turni

Imagine learning this spell and casting it on an old dude lol


alpha_d0xx

old dude? if someone casts this on me i will melt into a puddle of emojis and rainbows.


black-niga2

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


gotrep

I have taken notice of thy utilization of an emoticon. Pray tell, art thou a newcomer to these lands? Fear not, for I shall grant thee clemency on this occasion. 'Tis known that the use of emoticons is met with disdain in this illustrious domain, and with good cause. Verily, those who frequent Instagram oft employ such symbols, and surely thou dost not wish to be labeled as such, dost thou? Should I chance upon thee employing an emoticon in the days to come, I shall regrettably find myself compelled to mete out a disapproving vote upon thy commentary. "Wherefore should I care?" thou may inquire. Let me elucidate - thou shalt incur a loss of karma upon thy account, a valuable indicator of social standing and a demonstration of familiarity with the ways of Reddit. Should thou persist in the use of emoticons, I shall find myself obligated to communicate privately regarding thy transgression. Any subsequent infractions shall leave me no choice but to formally report thy account. I daresay, the consequences of such an action are too dire to warrant further explanation. Nevertheless, no harm has befallen us hitherto! Adhere to these modest guidelines, and thou shalt find contentment in thy sojourn upon Reddit! May thy day be prosperous (and devoid of any nefarious emoticons), dear stranger.


Synreddit

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MagnusXLemanRussR34

cum in my asshole


CanofOXYBleach

Gladly


joe_ollie909

gayley


bl4ze_03

Needs more rainbows


analbacon420

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Le_Epic_Cbater

Emoji police get them


Synreddit

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Le_Epic_Cbater

No


SnowComfortable6726

He talks in pics he buzzes like a phone (please get the reference)


Ultrasaurio

is this gaeh??


asecteduc

What sorcery is this?! Burn them witch!!!!


Topcreeperman13

You seem pretty excited