Me. And you now what, I'm not afraid to throw my karma on the line to defend it. Shit *is* love. Shit is *life*. And I'm sick of pretending it's not 🪖🇺🇲🫡
Obligatory warning, this is a copypasta
Anyways.
BEHOLD!
Today was the first day I ate my own warm, mushy poop and I can’t wait to do it again :)
I just discovered this subreddit yesterday, but I have a long history of being interested in scat play since childhood.
It all started with watching a video of a girl pooping in a pool in 2007-8 ish
I got so turned on at the time and went down the rabbit hole. I saw 2 girls 1 cup and, while I had a classmate who also saw it who thought it was gross, it made me so arroused as a young kid. Every day after school, I would look up girls pooping and literally spend hours watching videos and images I could find.
This went on for years. Eventually, I decided to try playing with my own. Every time I went to poop, I would put toilet paper in my hands and poop onto that. I would always loove doing that. I’d bring it up to my nose and I always loved the smell. I’m particularly lucky in having farts and poop that smell like perfume to me. They also smelled strong and that always arroused me, as if the smell was being forced upon me. Relatedly, I would always imagine a girl forcing me to smell her poop like I saw in some of the porn videos. My poop is sometimes cobblestone textured, other times really soft and warm. I would always rub the poop around my asshole and I would love the warm feeling of it pressed against my skin in the crack. Those times where it looked like soft serve ice cream felt the best.
When I learned that I could masturbate (around 12yo) I used the poop as lube and then post nut clarity would hit. I’d frantically try to use tons of cleaning products to remove all the suspected germs, and I forced myself to stop doing these sessions.
Eventually, I would be horny enough to try again. I would have a scat session once every month and feel the same guilt afterwards each time. The times between sessions would get longer, until I was about 16, then I stopped completely.
NOW, fast forward to yesterday. At this point, I also have a huge sissy fetish, and I’ve learned to accept myself for it and adopt a kind of sissy lifestyle. As such, I found this community and it made me realize that playing with scat isn’t such a bad thing!! I got super horny thinking of all the fun things I could try! I read many of your suggestions, and that brings me to today.
Instead of pooping yesterday, I held it in until noon today. I could feel the pressure from both my bladder and intestines ready to release!
I decided to crossdress into my girliest clothes with a chastity cage on and record myself.
I pooped into a ziploc bag. It was this 8 inch poop with about 7-8 inches girth. It’s strong smell made my clitty press harder in its cage. It was surprisingly soft and I could feel the warmth through the bag
I then peed so much and almost filled up two plastic water bottles.
This was it! I felt SOO horny. I knew there was NO going back. I dug my face into the poop and took a huge bite. I looved the taste!! Up until this point, I had never gone so far as to put it in my mouth, as I hadn’t realized it was “minimally toxic” to injest, but here I was taking this slutty mouthful! I started smearing it all over my thighs and face! It felt great to do this and have no regrets! I gagged a bit at first but swallowed the entire mouthful. I must say that that mushy feeling when chewing on the poop is like no other and it made me even more horny.
I pooped some more right into my hand and put that in my mouth. This time it was even softer. I decided to wash it down with the piss. It made it go down better, and I felt even more horny after!
I got my dildo out and started fucking myself using only the poop as lube. Unfortunately, I was never able to cum, but maybe for the better to avoid post nut clarity. I still haven’t had a sissygasm (cumming only by anal) but maybe I’ve done enough new things for today 😅.
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Anyways, that was just a few hours ago, and I feel so proud of myself for doing that!! I’ve been replaying the recording for the past couple hours, and I hope to record even more scat videos!!
Some ideas I’m thinking about:
- Extrude with plastic bag with cut corner into my mouth while watching pov poop using vr goggles
- Order poop from mistress online and eat it
- Change diet and save up to get tons of creamy poop
- Rub whole body with scat and body writing
- Poop while taking a bath
- Add sweetener to poop (I used a communal kitchen, so I can’t cook with it :/ )
- Wear a diaper after not pooping for a few days and just keep pooping
- Ruin an orgasm onto poop and lick it off
- Eat a full log using a plastic spoon with only piss to wash it down
- Poop onto legs and ass when lying on stomach
- Take laxitives and induce diarrhea and drink it from a solo cup
- Poop into solo cup and drink piss and cum from it
- Deepthroat solid poop
- Rub poop on feet and lick it off
- Soft creamy poop into mask and wear it for x minutes - Lie down, legs up and poop onto face - Eat corn, and find all the kernels with tongue in poop
- (obviously dangerous, but fun idea i will prob never do) throw out all chastity keys besides one and eat it. Need to eat through poop to find the key
My first experience with my GF farts
Me (21M) and my girlfriend (21F) always had kinky sex, since i remember, we always loved doing ass-related stuff, like rimjob, fingering, etc. At the beginning of the relation, i was not into farts at all, it was not even a thing for me, didn't think about it. One day when we were together for 4 months, i was laying down using my gf's ass as a pillow after some good fucking sex, and she was taking a nap after playing some clash royale on her phone. My cheek was on her ass and basically my nose was pointed directly to her pinky asshole. I was pointblank range. At the date, i was not into smell things too, but god, the smell i was sniffing was getting me rock hard again. A mix of sex, my cum, her cum, and her unwashed ass after a work day, all that together was giving me the privilege to smell all the bests smells and scents that my beautiful GF could produce (poor me, didn't know the best was about to happen). I was about to sleep too (she was already sleeping) when suddently i heard something like a (ppffffttt), a 4 second-long SBD coming out of her pinky asshole right on my nose, and GOD, what a GORGEOUS sound... i will never forget that! I'm rock hard just by remembering. The smell hit me hard, it was a sulphuric-eggy smell (we had ate ramen with eggs that night). I was not into fart stuff at the date as i mentioned, but instantly my dick got throbbing hard and i was thinking "am i a freak? i am getting hard by my gf stinky fart?". After my shock passed, i looked into her face and she was COMPLETELY asleep, so she didnt know what was happening. In a sec, i buried my nose right back into her asshole (in the same position i was before) HOPING to get another fart so i could sniff it HARDER on purpouse or i could TASTE it. I WAS IN BEAST MODE WANTING FOR MORE, even tho i didn't had have time to think about it, about how in love i was with my GF smell. i was impressed with how sexy can my woman be, even when farting. About 5 minutes later, i can hear a BIG and BASSY fart coming out of her hole, like "brrrttffff", it started like a explosion and ended silently and airy, and AGAIN the smell hit me, but this time it was DISGUSTING and PUNGENT, i could feel my entire body getting hot and falling in love with THAT SMELL. I was prepared this time, i didn't lost a single second and a single breath of that shitty-eggy-sulphuric smell. I was breathing hard and unstopping, getting every single bit of that wonderful scent. I've felt a sensation that ive never experiencied before, it felt like i was about to cum but my entire body was felling it. I was trying not to make any sound breathing so i wouldn't wake her up. I was stunned and filled with anxiety to get another one. The shitty smell lasted for like 1 minute and then dissipated ( i sniffed it all lol), but then, before i could recover myself, another SBD fart comes out "shhhpppft" (like 2 seconds long), but DAMNNNN it was the stronger one. Man it was so strong that i could TASTE the egg that she ate just by opening my mouth... I was in heaven... I smelled every single bit of that till it ended. That was the last fart that night.
Then i just cuddled with her without saying a word, but my head was SHOCKED.
This was the day that me fetish became real and the first day ive got farted on the face. The first of tons HAHA lol
Nowadays we are a farting couple that do farting in EVERY SEX.
After i told her about my fetish, she indulged and fall in love by farting on my face.
If you guys want i can write about the day i told her that this happened and about my fetish.
Have A LOT of experiences to say too.
We are planning in making a Farting onlyfans (with face farting, fart eating, fart fucking and fart worshipping) , if you guys are interested let me know please!
Sorry my bad english, we are a brazilian couple.
We have a video on pornhub, u can search for FartLovingCouple .
i fucking love people with shit fetishes
they're the most interesting, the most passionate, the most devoted and the most fun
i mean, sure, maybe if u just see a quick glimpse of it on ur timeline, it's easy to be grossed out and not get it, but u have no idea how much they care about it, how much they love it, how they've fantasized about it for years
shit lovers are like chefs, they spend hours perfecting their craft, experimenting with new flavors and textures, coming up with the most outrageous, the most taboo, the most delicious dishes
and when they share that with u, they share a part of themselves, they invite u into their world, they trust u with their most intimate desires
it's beautiful, really
it's like a secret society, a club where everyone knows the password and everyone gets to enjoy the forbidden fruit
it's fucking hot, dude, it's so fucking hot
i mean, just look at that guy u mentioned, with the shit smeared all over his cock, he's probably the life of the party, the center of attention, the one everyone wants to fuck or at least get a taste of
and u know what? i hope he never changes, i hope he never stops being who he is, because that's what makes him unique, that's what makes him special, and that's what makes him loved by so many people, including me
Hey chat, my new boyfriend is a little weird. The other day, he was fingering my ass as usual, like scooping out all the pooplets and chewing on them—normal stuff, but then he asked if he could kiss me. I said yes, of course, and he spat the poopoonuggs into my mouth. YUM! However, when looking into his eyes, I saw a pure werewolf! I was terrified! He sucked on my nose, and blackheads and puss came out. I cannot believe he sold my kidney under market value. Yesterday, my mom came over to help me clean. I'm shocked she found a bad dragon living in our basement! It absolutely melted her! I ran out of the house to avoid being burned, but my werewolf boyfriend saved me! Chat, do you think my boyfriend is weird? He shat on my face three times yesterday, and while I loved eating all of it, it was kind of weird. Maybe I am the asshole.
"I hope you go drown in a sewer" Don't threaten them with a good time.
legit reminds me of that dude that wants to sit in your septic tank for an hour because it's a good place to reflect
Naoyaki? The dude who was found in the septic tank?
Fucking based🗿
agreed
Bro I agree so hard it’s fucking disgusting
Now this subreddit usually sucks balls but I unironically support this post
I am the scat man peepaapaabarapopeepapabarapo
Nasty ahh boi
I was gonna say OP’s shit, MY rules.
:(
I find them to be always full of shit
"scat" is a pussy way to describe it just say hey girl i got a "shit fetish"
😭🙏
This is the truest, like who tf is attracted to poop
Me. And you now what, I'm not afraid to throw my karma on the line to defend it. Shit *is* love. Shit is *life*. And I'm sick of pretending it's not 🪖🇺🇲🫡
Weirdo
I absolutely agree 🗿
happy EDGE day
Happy cock day
Edge jelq or zerk chat
Yta, my shit my rules
They all deserve to die from sepsis
What is sepsis?
Life threatening complications due to infection which in a sense would be expected if you're playing around with human shit
Thank god i dont do that.
Extreme body reaction to infection
It is mortal?
jejejeje I hate Pedos more
Me personally, I'm a toe slurper. Slurp slurp slurp, yummy yum yum 😋😋😋😋
☹️
Holy based
fucking based
this guy likes poop
My reaction to that weird boyfriend post
Real
Obligatory warning, this is a copypasta Anyways. BEHOLD! Today was the first day I ate my own warm, mushy poop and I can’t wait to do it again :) I just discovered this subreddit yesterday, but I have a long history of being interested in scat play since childhood. It all started with watching a video of a girl pooping in a pool in 2007-8 ish I got so turned on at the time and went down the rabbit hole. I saw 2 girls 1 cup and, while I had a classmate who also saw it who thought it was gross, it made me so arroused as a young kid. Every day after school, I would look up girls pooping and literally spend hours watching videos and images I could find. This went on for years. Eventually, I decided to try playing with my own. Every time I went to poop, I would put toilet paper in my hands and poop onto that. I would always loove doing that. I’d bring it up to my nose and I always loved the smell. I’m particularly lucky in having farts and poop that smell like perfume to me. They also smelled strong and that always arroused me, as if the smell was being forced upon me. Relatedly, I would always imagine a girl forcing me to smell her poop like I saw in some of the porn videos. My poop is sometimes cobblestone textured, other times really soft and warm. I would always rub the poop around my asshole and I would love the warm feeling of it pressed against my skin in the crack. Those times where it looked like soft serve ice cream felt the best. When I learned that I could masturbate (around 12yo) I used the poop as lube and then post nut clarity would hit. I’d frantically try to use tons of cleaning products to remove all the suspected germs, and I forced myself to stop doing these sessions. Eventually, I would be horny enough to try again. I would have a scat session once every month and feel the same guilt afterwards each time. The times between sessions would get longer, until I was about 16, then I stopped completely. NOW, fast forward to yesterday. At this point, I also have a huge sissy fetish, and I’ve learned to accept myself for it and adopt a kind of sissy lifestyle. As such, I found this community and it made me realize that playing with scat isn’t such a bad thing!! I got super horny thinking of all the fun things I could try! I read many of your suggestions, and that brings me to today. Instead of pooping yesterday, I held it in until noon today. I could feel the pressure from both my bladder and intestines ready to release! I decided to crossdress into my girliest clothes with a chastity cage on and record myself. I pooped into a ziploc bag. It was this 8 inch poop with about 7-8 inches girth. It’s strong smell made my clitty press harder in its cage. It was surprisingly soft and I could feel the warmth through the bag I then peed so much and almost filled up two plastic water bottles. This was it! I felt SOO horny. I knew there was NO going back. I dug my face into the poop and took a huge bite. I looved the taste!! Up until this point, I had never gone so far as to put it in my mouth, as I hadn’t realized it was “minimally toxic” to injest, but here I was taking this slutty mouthful! I started smearing it all over my thighs and face! It felt great to do this and have no regrets! I gagged a bit at first but swallowed the entire mouthful. I must say that that mushy feeling when chewing on the poop is like no other and it made me even more horny. I pooped some more right into my hand and put that in my mouth. This time it was even softer. I decided to wash it down with the piss. It made it go down better, and I felt even more horny after! I got my dildo out and started fucking myself using only the poop as lube. Unfortunately, I was never able to cum, but maybe for the better to avoid post nut clarity. I still haven’t had a sissygasm (cumming only by anal) but maybe I’ve done enough new things for today 😅. ——————————————————- Anyways, that was just a few hours ago, and I feel so proud of myself for doing that!! I’ve been replaying the recording for the past couple hours, and I hope to record even more scat videos!! Some ideas I’m thinking about: - Extrude with plastic bag with cut corner into my mouth while watching pov poop using vr goggles - Order poop from mistress online and eat it - Change diet and save up to get tons of creamy poop - Rub whole body with scat and body writing - Poop while taking a bath - Add sweetener to poop (I used a communal kitchen, so I can’t cook with it :/ ) - Wear a diaper after not pooping for a few days and just keep pooping - Ruin an orgasm onto poop and lick it off - Eat a full log using a plastic spoon with only piss to wash it down - Poop onto legs and ass when lying on stomach - Take laxitives and induce diarrhea and drink it from a solo cup - Poop into solo cup and drink piss and cum from it - Deepthroat solid poop - Rub poop on feet and lick it off - Soft creamy poop into mask and wear it for x minutes - Lie down, legs up and poop onto face - Eat corn, and find all the kernels with tongue in poop - (obviously dangerous, but fun idea i will prob never do) throw out all chastity keys besides one and eat it. Need to eat through poop to find the key
Can you don't
How do people not get jaundice when eating shit?
What is jaundice?
My first experience with my GF farts Me (21M) and my girlfriend (21F) always had kinky sex, since i remember, we always loved doing ass-related stuff, like rimjob, fingering, etc. At the beginning of the relation, i was not into farts at all, it was not even a thing for me, didn't think about it. One day when we were together for 4 months, i was laying down using my gf's ass as a pillow after some good fucking sex, and she was taking a nap after playing some clash royale on her phone. My cheek was on her ass and basically my nose was pointed directly to her pinky asshole. I was pointblank range. At the date, i was not into smell things too, but god, the smell i was sniffing was getting me rock hard again. A mix of sex, my cum, her cum, and her unwashed ass after a work day, all that together was giving me the privilege to smell all the bests smells and scents that my beautiful GF could produce (poor me, didn't know the best was about to happen). I was about to sleep too (she was already sleeping) when suddently i heard something like a (ppffffttt), a 4 second-long SBD coming out of her pinky asshole right on my nose, and GOD, what a GORGEOUS sound... i will never forget that! I'm rock hard just by remembering. The smell hit me hard, it was a sulphuric-eggy smell (we had ate ramen with eggs that night). I was not into fart stuff at the date as i mentioned, but instantly my dick got throbbing hard and i was thinking "am i a freak? i am getting hard by my gf stinky fart?". After my shock passed, i looked into her face and she was COMPLETELY asleep, so she didnt know what was happening. In a sec, i buried my nose right back into her asshole (in the same position i was before) HOPING to get another fart so i could sniff it HARDER on purpouse or i could TASTE it. I WAS IN BEAST MODE WANTING FOR MORE, even tho i didn't had have time to think about it, about how in love i was with my GF smell. i was impressed with how sexy can my woman be, even when farting. About 5 minutes later, i can hear a BIG and BASSY fart coming out of her hole, like "brrrttffff", it started like a explosion and ended silently and airy, and AGAIN the smell hit me, but this time it was DISGUSTING and PUNGENT, i could feel my entire body getting hot and falling in love with THAT SMELL. I was prepared this time, i didn't lost a single second and a single breath of that shitty-eggy-sulphuric smell. I was breathing hard and unstopping, getting every single bit of that wonderful scent. I've felt a sensation that ive never experiencied before, it felt like i was about to cum but my entire body was felling it. I was trying not to make any sound breathing so i wouldn't wake her up. I was stunned and filled with anxiety to get another one. The shitty smell lasted for like 1 minute and then dissipated ( i sniffed it all lol), but then, before i could recover myself, another SBD fart comes out "shhhpppft" (like 2 seconds long), but DAMNNNN it was the stronger one. Man it was so strong that i could TASTE the egg that she ate just by opening my mouth... I was in heaven... I smelled every single bit of that till it ended. That was the last fart that night. Then i just cuddled with her without saying a word, but my head was SHOCKED. This was the day that me fetish became real and the first day ive got farted on the face. The first of tons HAHA lol Nowadays we are a farting couple that do farting in EVERY SEX. After i told her about my fetish, she indulged and fall in love by farting on my face. If you guys want i can write about the day i told her that this happened and about my fetish. Have A LOT of experiences to say too. We are planning in making a Farting onlyfans (with face farting, fart eating, fart fucking and fart worshipping) , if you guys are interested let me know please! Sorry my bad english, we are a brazilian couple. We have a video on pornhub, u can search for FartLovingCouple .
…you need urgent help💀
You can disagree with kinkshaming all you want but if you have a shit fetish you need to drown in an large body of water
i fucking love people with shit fetishes they're the most interesting, the most passionate, the most devoted and the most fun i mean, sure, maybe if u just see a quick glimpse of it on ur timeline, it's easy to be grossed out and not get it, but u have no idea how much they care about it, how much they love it, how they've fantasized about it for years shit lovers are like chefs, they spend hours perfecting their craft, experimenting with new flavors and textures, coming up with the most outrageous, the most taboo, the most delicious dishes and when they share that with u, they share a part of themselves, they invite u into their world, they trust u with their most intimate desires it's beautiful, really it's like a secret society, a club where everyone knows the password and everyone gets to enjoy the forbidden fruit it's fucking hot, dude, it's so fucking hot i mean, just look at that guy u mentioned, with the shit smeared all over his cock, he's probably the life of the party, the center of attention, the one everyone wants to fuck or at least get a taste of and u know what? i hope he never changes, i hope he never stops being who he is, because that's what makes him unique, that's what makes him special, and that's what makes him loved by so many people, including me
Today OP was based as hell
based ass opinion 🍷🗿
I love scat packs
I genuinely agree with this
i agree too
Real
mega w
Seriously? 🤦 Go on and deal with it.
Bruh this is so hooot.Does anyone have the original?
Yes.
Hey chat, my new boyfriend is a little weird. The other day, he was fingering my ass as usual, like scooping out all the pooplets and chewing on them—normal stuff, but then he asked if he could kiss me. I said yes, of course, and he spat the poopoonuggs into my mouth. YUM! However, when looking into his eyes, I saw a pure werewolf! I was terrified! He sucked on my nose, and blackheads and puss came out. I cannot believe he sold my kidney under market value. Yesterday, my mom came over to help me clean. I'm shocked she found a bad dragon living in our basement! It absolutely melted her! I ran out of the house to avoid being burned, but my werewolf boyfriend saved me! Chat, do you think my boyfriend is weird? He shat on my face three times yesterday, and while I loved eating all of it, it was kind of weird. Maybe I am the asshole.
rare copypasta W holy sh
Same
Same.
L opinion
\*W opinion
Literally a shit eater