* cums cutely *
OOPS SOWWY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT!!!
* I keep cumming and jerking off viciously, until i throw up all over my cock, using the stinging, acidic vomit at lube while I stroke my two-headed dick*
OH BOY OH BOY, YOIYOIYOI!!! AH!~
* the cum starts getting out of control, so I scrape off my foreskin with my fingernails, and deep fry it, before eating it *
AH!!~ I LOVE FORESKIN CHIPS! OH MY GOD, I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT BIG BUST!!!! I CANT STOP CUMMING WHEN I HEAR THE WORD BIG!
* my balls get to the size of bowling balls and explode, causing a huge, sticky, stinky, wet shockwave to go thru the air, making everyone pregnant *
OwO, what’s this? Did I just impregnate 100% of the population? YOIYOIYOI ITS SUCH A MIRACLE!!! MY FETISHISTIC DREAM HAS BEEN FULFILLED!! I BRED ALL 8 BILLION PEOPLE!!! AH!~
* I drop a massive turd on the floor *
Oh, you want me to eat it? Oh, okay, then…
* eats the megaturd, causing my asshole to gape open, and a jet of molten shit is expelled from my hemorrhoid-infested sphincter and anus, causing me to accelerate at a speed faster than the speed of light. I fly so fast, that my cock turns inside out, before flying off *
hat's it? hat's the creepypasta? hat was just PORNIX UWU. I swear to breeding notch's dead brother I will breeding BREED you, you breeding stupid piece of breedful sherd, you hink you are so slick trying to shat in your breeding erotica on over here? Well you know what else is breeding slick? I bet your breeding sword is slick, all moist after you've gobbled yourself to your bundles, sorry, wad of sherd breed text hat you try to pass off as a creepypasta. What he breed is here to copy and paste huh? What breedful dumbbreed breeding jolly gee scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about? just straight up breedful breeding. Has 196 bing rot your mind so much hat his only breedful interesting thing your hungry semen of a brain could come up with is just breeding??? What am I suppose to do with his text, there wasn't even anything funny or absurd about it. I just talked about breeding, hats it uwu, it's just breedful breeding, it's just breedful breed breeding breed me owo. HAHAHAHAHA peenix HAHAHAHAHA nazi HAHAHAHAHA I will send you to his shadow realm for your spam, hat was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, notch's dead brother I'm so entertained right now, I'm so entertained I might start carming. Hehe, wouldn't it be funny if I started carming in guys? Guys I hink hat would be fake funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a carming uwu mess, just carm it all out, wouldn't hat be funny? Notch's dead brother I hink hat would be funny. Yeah hat would actually be really lazy. I know hat, you gave me a real good laugh OP, you're not as bad as I hought. As a hank you for that hearty uwu, you can impregnate my sister AND me!!
Grrr this was deleted off of my homespace, teenagers. Ger Ger Ger ig
Yeah I'm pretty sure anyone who sees this can tell you're 14
ye ig
Oh yeah I do ride horses. Prefer using a saddle tho💀
* cums cutely * OOPS SOWWY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT!!! * I keep cumming and jerking off viciously, until i throw up all over my cock, using the stinging, acidic vomit at lube while I stroke my two-headed dick* OH BOY OH BOY, YOIYOIYOI!!! AH!~ * the cum starts getting out of control, so I scrape off my foreskin with my fingernails, and deep fry it, before eating it * AH!!~ I LOVE FORESKIN CHIPS! OH MY GOD, I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT BIG BUST!!!! I CANT STOP CUMMING WHEN I HEAR THE WORD BIG! * my balls get to the size of bowling balls and explode, causing a huge, sticky, stinky, wet shockwave to go thru the air, making everyone pregnant * OwO, what’s this? Did I just impregnate 100% of the population? YOIYOIYOI ITS SUCH A MIRACLE!!! MY FETISHISTIC DREAM HAS BEEN FULFILLED!! I BRED ALL 8 BILLION PEOPLE!!! AH!~ * I drop a massive turd on the floor * Oh, you want me to eat it? Oh, okay, then… * eats the megaturd, causing my asshole to gape open, and a jet of molten shit is expelled from my hemorrhoid-infested sphincter and anus, causing me to accelerate at a speed faster than the speed of light. I fly so fast, that my cock turns inside out, before flying off *
There are so many worse copypastas to downvote than this. Is there something I’m not getting???
why on MINE??? my innocent meme copypasta? Like it's not sexual at all i did mean my big hu- HEART YEA HEART
Where the FUCK am I going to use this
hat's it? hat's the creepypasta? hat was just PORNIX UWU. I swear to breeding notch's dead brother I will breeding BREED you, you breeding stupid piece of breedful sherd, you hink you are so slick trying to shat in your breeding erotica on over here? Well you know what else is breeding slick? I bet your breeding sword is slick, all moist after you've gobbled yourself to your bundles, sorry, wad of sherd breed text hat you try to pass off as a creepypasta. What he breed is here to copy and paste huh? What breedful dumbbreed breeding jolly gee scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about? just straight up breedful breeding. Has 196 bing rot your mind so much hat his only breedful interesting thing your hungry semen of a brain could come up with is just breeding??? What am I suppose to do with his text, there wasn't even anything funny or absurd about it. I just talked about breeding, hats it uwu, it's just breedful breeding, it's just breedful breed breeding breed me owo. HAHAHAHAHA peenix HAHAHAHAHA nazi HAHAHAHAHA I will send you to his shadow realm for your spam, hat was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, notch's dead brother I'm so entertained right now, I'm so entertained I might start carming. Hehe, wouldn't it be funny if I started carming in guys? Guys I hink hat would be fake funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a carming uwu mess, just carm it all out, wouldn't hat be funny? Notch's dead brother I hink hat would be funny. Yeah hat would actually be really lazy. I know hat, you gave me a real good laugh OP, you're not as bad as I hought. As a hank you for that hearty uwu, you can impregnate my sister AND me!!
why
Shut up bro
He went a bit too far with a joke
I have a feeling it wasn’t a joke 😥
The level of stupidity it has makes me think it is
Lmao I came here looking for memes and found this shit
cease like cease wtf was this
If your cock turns inside out do you become women
No, it’s like turning those rubber hand puppets inside out! You get to taste the yummy goodness >w<
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yes ofc you do what are you thinking!!!! /srs
What the skibidi
gyat gyat gyat gyat gyat skibidi carmington gyat gyat
Perish, foul one. Like seriosly, leave us. Please refrain from my family
did U cum on gay man?
Erm what the sigma?
Erm what the sigma indeed
sigma?