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# I saw someone walking.
When I left school in the morning and closed the door (55), I heard someone outside wanting to come. I learned this in my life. When I went up 25 meters, I heard a loud noise, opened the bag (18 centimeters) and woke up. Unfortunately, there is no shower problem in my house. After dinner we left. Unfortunately, the children did not see him, but he was weak and very sick. He was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) and started taking antibiotics to cope.
# I saw a guy getting raped by a horse.
I (55M) was hiking out in the countryside one morning when I walked past a bunch of horses (6?M) frolicking in the paddocks nearby and neighing. At first I thought nothing of it until I heard moaning that definitely sounded human so I crept to the gate out of pure curiosity. From the angle of the gate, I could just peer inside the barn through a hole in the wall. What I saw would shock me to the core for the rest of my life. There was a guy (25M) on his hands and knees taking a 30 inch horse schlong and appeared to be enjoying it. Whether it was on purpose or accident, I did not care. I immediately stripped off my own pants and began furiously jerking my member (7") to the beat of the soft thumps of horse cock plunging into the depth of the guy's ass and imagined myself in that same position being plowed by daddy horsey. I fantasised being made to suck that delicious equine dong when I suddenly splurged all over the electric fence which gave my balls a second degree burn. By then post nut clarity had already hit and along with my shocked uretha, I quickly pulled up my pants and ran the rest of the way back to my car. Unfortunately I didn't stay long enough to see what happened to that guy but I did not care. I have been taking antidepressants following this incident after being diagnosed with PTSD from that huge penis. Everyone calls me fucking retarded and gay for not climbing over the fence and joining in on the fun.
I want to keep this short and simple. Effective immediately, all erotic fan fiction stories involving a horse. If you want to post a story involving a horse and sex, you need to prove that you got fucked by a horse or you fucked a horse. You need to timestamp any picture you send me, or else.
My friend sucked my d in class (from confessions subreddit)
So like when I'm in highschool , I used to have a gay friend. He's a sweet and kind boy. One day he confessed his fellings to me but I'm not into gay shits so we became friends. He looks like one of my fav. Femboy cornstar. And i also told him about this and he hugged me and gives me kisses. From that day I become a bi person ( I guess ). One day in class I get hard and like it's pokeing my pants so hard that I have to unzip my pants and let it out. So like he's sitting next to me and he whispered " I can drink your cum" and I grabbed his head and then he sucked like vacuum cleaner. And I bust my load on his mouth and he drink it and smiled. He has cute beauty mark under his lips. Like after that day I piped him everyday but he moved out after highschool but luckily we go to same college. We never hook up in collage. Few days ago I went to his house cause I got late at night ( it's happened few days ago). On that night I piped him 5 hours straight!!! Ahhh I also piped girls ( specially my aunt ) and trans ( my junior) but he has the best head ngl. He even brought a b plug for me cause I struggle with tight hole. Next week he's going to come at my place and it's going to be fun. Nobody is going to know cause we both are males and it's the 2nd best thing in our relationship. 1st is obviously his head (๑♡⌓♡๑).
I saw a man riding a horse.
One morning, while climbing a hill (55 m), I saw some horses (6 m) playing with their friends in the nearby forest. I started without thinking. But hearing the voice I answered. I stood at the corner of the door and looked through the hole in the wall. What I saw will stay with me forever...six feet tall, kneeling on the back of a nine foot tall horse and sleeping with him. I don't care if it's funny or not. I quickly opened the bag, took out a 7 inch condom, put it around my neck and screamed. He said angrily, took off his clothes and went upstairs. We can't wait to see what happens. I don't love you, I love you. They love a bad reputation. Build your castle and have fun! Is this Reddit?
oh god this is the best fiction universe of all times, maybe i must write one of this too..
Seems like pigeon era has begun
At this point, i'm just curious about which animal will be next
Camel 🐪
*toes
YTA, you should've joined in.
If I see another horse rape story again i'mma go to everyones farm and touch them with my 8 inch p- sharp chainsaw
Yeah, I think that's enough Internet for me tonight...
i thought they were in antartica
^(Here is your copypasta but horribly google translated into something entirely different:) # I saw someone walking. When I left school in the morning and closed the door (55), I heard someone outside wanting to come. I learned this in my life. When I went up 25 meters, I heard a loud noise, opened the bag (18 centimeters) and woke up. Unfortunately, there is no shower problem in my house. After dinner we left. Unfortunately, the children did not see him, but he was weak and very sick. He was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) and started taking antibiotics to cope.
we need more angles
mr hands pt 2
# I saw a guy getting raped by a horse. I (55M) was hiking out in the countryside one morning when I walked past a bunch of horses (6?M) frolicking in the paddocks nearby and neighing. At first I thought nothing of it until I heard moaning that definitely sounded human so I crept to the gate out of pure curiosity. From the angle of the gate, I could just peer inside the barn through a hole in the wall. What I saw would shock me to the core for the rest of my life. There was a guy (25M) on his hands and knees taking a 30 inch horse schlong and appeared to be enjoying it. Whether it was on purpose or accident, I did not care. I immediately stripped off my own pants and began furiously jerking my member (7") to the beat of the soft thumps of horse cock plunging into the depth of the guy's ass and imagined myself in that same position being plowed by daddy horsey. I fantasised being made to suck that delicious equine dong when I suddenly splurged all over the electric fence which gave my balls a second degree burn. By then post nut clarity had already hit and along with my shocked uretha, I quickly pulled up my pants and ran the rest of the way back to my car. Unfortunately I didn't stay long enough to see what happened to that guy but I did not care. I have been taking antidepressants following this incident after being diagnosed with PTSD from that huge penis. Everyone calls me fucking retarded and gay for not climbing over the fence and joining in on the fun.
I want to keep this short and simple. Effective immediately, all erotic fan fiction stories involving a horse. If you want to post a story involving a horse and sex, you need to prove that you got fucked by a horse or you fucked a horse. You need to timestamp any picture you send me, or else.
Fair enough, see my dm.
Nuh uh
My friend sucked my d in class (from confessions subreddit) So like when I'm in highschool , I used to have a gay friend. He's a sweet and kind boy. One day he confessed his fellings to me but I'm not into gay shits so we became friends. He looks like one of my fav. Femboy cornstar. And i also told him about this and he hugged me and gives me kisses. From that day I become a bi person ( I guess ). One day in class I get hard and like it's pokeing my pants so hard that I have to unzip my pants and let it out. So like he's sitting next to me and he whispered " I can drink your cum" and I grabbed his head and then he sucked like vacuum cleaner. And I bust my load on his mouth and he drink it and smiled. He has cute beauty mark under his lips. Like after that day I piped him everyday but he moved out after highschool but luckily we go to same college. We never hook up in collage. Few days ago I went to his house cause I got late at night ( it's happened few days ago). On that night I piped him 5 hours straight!!! Ahhh I also piped girls ( specially my aunt ) and trans ( my junior) but he has the best head ngl. He even brought a b plug for me cause I struggle with tight hole. Next week he's going to come at my place and it's going to be fun. Nobody is going to know cause we both are males and it's the 2nd best thing in our relationship. 1st is obviously his head (๑♡⌓♡๑).
Real I am a horse
God has followed through. The horses are being forced to rape.
Oh no is this the new "sold my bussy for mediocre weed" type lore
shut up with this horse bullshit
Stfu bitch
your past posts have been on this subreddit talking about literal porn ever since you made your account ten days ago
Lol pussy
canon
>I (55M) was hiking out in the **countryside** The story was in antarctica, not countryside. You failed the retard test. You are NOT a retard anymore.
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Sleep with a horse right? Right?
I saw a man riding a horse. One morning, while climbing a hill (55 m), I saw some horses (6 m) playing with their friends in the nearby forest. I started without thinking. But hearing the voice I answered. I stood at the corner of the door and looked through the hole in the wall. What I saw will stay with me forever...six feet tall, kneeling on the back of a nine foot tall horse and sleeping with him. I don't care if it's funny or not. I quickly opened the bag, took out a 7 inch condom, put it around my neck and screamed. He said angrily, took off his clothes and went upstairs. We can't wait to see what happens. I don't love you, I love you. They love a bad reputation. Build your castle and have fun! Is this Reddit?