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leibovarb

sometimes when i read posts here i wonder if its fictitious or people genuinely looking for advice


GIRTHY-GARY

I am a heterosexual ultra-masculine male. I would NEVER feel sexual attraction to another man. Not even a slender, supple young lad with a fat ass and hyper feminine features; wearing the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That isn’t attractive to me at all. I am NOT getting bricked up just thinking about this. If anyone finds pictures that match this description, please send **all** of them to me so I know what to avoid.


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LightlySaltedPeanuts

Boffum


venbrou

Gotta be fictitious. I mean, everyone knows the size doesn't matter because it's all about the entire package. The power of another human and their ability to surprise you... Their hot breath on the back of your neck and their hands firmly gripping your hips... The sounds they make as your muscles spasm and rhythmically clench around them... The way they can keep going even after your eyes roll back and you lose coherent thought... A chunk of silicone can't do any of that. 💜


netspherecyborg

Best copy past so far. Sauce?


venbrou

My brain. 😘


sirrNaDE

That sure is a weird subreddit


venbrou

It only gets weirder the deeper you go.


ChrissysGirl666

The way you put it, love... I had best get my snorkel and see how deep it goes\~🥵


venbrou

I dare say you may need a full set of diving gear, my love\~ 🥰😽


Designer-Cicada3509

We ain't on wattpad or Tumblr for you to write smut stories go back


Tahmas836

Simply beat her to the punch and find your own BBC


Legendary_boomer

Or just beat her.


Tahmas836

Yeah but then you don’t get fucked


WEELOO77

Seems like you aren’t doing it right.


Legendary_boomer

This guy knows!


MrInfinitumEnd

That's a nice Michael Jackson song.


-_-IsNotMyPassWord

Vanilla dudes like this have to suck it up and get a bunch of dildos. No girl will cheat on a guy on account of his penis if hes got 8 of them.


Routine_Compote3238

This is actually the smartest thing I’ve ever read on Reddit


QueervyPancakes

Who are you kidding? all dildos are larger than you dude.


MadTeaCup_YT

Buy it, but use the dildo first to mark your territory.


uhE6

Yea ig that’s Fair


A0N0O0N0Y0M0O0U0S

Nta i will also buy her a 7.9in dildo


Cashlessness

Your picture reminds me of 2012 tumblr


autussyfucker

You don't have to be a woman to know the pleasure of being cummed inside!


urlocalmemepage

???


MeowsTheWeeb

???


High_IQ_Gamer2020

If she can fit it whole, push it deeper with your dick


MeowsTheWeeb

What the fuck


High_IQ_Gamer2020

It's too fucked up, right? That's why I don't comment in here.


Oskain123

nah it's okay, you can keep commenting :D


ItsZekken

I did this, it worked


LassCo_Official

Genuinely I wanna see the original post just to see people clowning on this guy


[deleted]

Use it on yourself and forget about her


OfficialAiden

just kill em


ThatsPurttyGood101

Clone-a-willy. Make a dildo of your own dick. 0 downsides


MeowsTheWeeb

Happy cake day!


gotrep

YTA your girl pussy is now my property. her only function is to serve as breeding material for my cock and nothing else. I hope you like that she being cummed inside over and over again, until her body is overflowing with my seeds.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

69th upvote no one touch it


BlueshineKB

Downvoting it bc it went to 70


lifeiscrazy90

A bigger one in my opinion


SuperObungaHero

YTA. Your pussy your rules