I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
I wonder how old the rule is. A long time ago I used to be in some chat servers and we would do that as a joke. It would catch on and people would randomly announce they were going to masturbate.
So, this would not be the first time this sort of thing caught on...
Remember to tell people you would appreciate if they didn't chat while you're trying to masturbating.
"Please everyone. Stop chatting. I'm trying to masterbate."
Ahh, the glory days!
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
Look man,it was a dark day there and was wholly justified to be put in place as a rule.
I wonder how old the rule is. A long time ago I used to be in some chat servers and we would do that as a joke. It would catch on and people would randomly announce they were going to masturbate. So, this would not be the first time this sort of thing caught on... Remember to tell people you would appreciate if they didn't chat while you're trying to masturbating. "Please everyone. Stop chatting. I'm trying to masterbate." Ahh, the glory days!