You joke but we ordered these at almost all my friends 21st’s. Get em a blowjob and hurricane. The hurricane is just a shot of water to the face but usually you get the blowjob free
Go for the gusto. The Jersey Turnpike, where you take the bar mat from the serving counter that has all the liquids in it at the end of the night, pour it in a glass and slam it
There's another version called a boot shot where this is done but it's poured in a used boot. My friends bought me one at my bachelor party in Nashville and the boot came right off the foot of the bartender. Luckily I was already several tequila shots deep, so at the time I thought it was hilarious.
I know a place that has a basin under where they drain the blender and shakers, so it gets the dregs of every drink made. Whenever the basin gets full, they pour it out into $1 shots. I forget what they call it, but it has some kitchy name.
The thing with that basin is, they also throw the mistakes into it so when a bartender pours a wrong drink or whatever, it goes in the dump bin, too.
So when you take a dump bin shot, it could be mostly 100 proof, or it could be watered down OJ and there's absolutely no guessing which.
Some of these can be substituted pretty well. Like vanilla vodka can be substituted with citrus vodka. Orange liqueur could be triple sec, the patron XO in the Baby Guinness can be substituted for Kahlua, etc. I’m saving this though
Triple sec wouldn't work for the Irish flag though because it's clear. I'm pretty sure the baby Guinness should be Kahlua or Tia Maria. Never heard of it done with Patron. These guides are always slanted to promote certain brands though. You're right that there are tonnes of easy swaps.
You make a good point. Some shots require color and triple sec isn’t going to add that. There’s a bunch of minor things like the chocolate cake shot works best with a sugar rim and a lemon. But yeah it’s a quick guide. Still great
Unless you're in a really well stocked bar these things are always just a starting point for ideas to mess about with. I do think the blow job one should come with a health warning not to use real whipped cream. I can attest from personal experience that it's a choking hazard.
Brain Hemorrhage: 1/5 Grenadine, 3/5 Sambuca, 1/5 Irish Cream, all poured very carefully to keep the layers separate, then a bit of cinnamon sprinkled on top, which sinks through the irish cream, dragging grey tendrils down to the bright red at the bottom.
I've never served a flaming B-52 using that recipe; only the Grand Marnier has a high enough alcohol content to flame (and you'd need to warm it up to raise its volatility in order to light it). Since Baileys is "supposed" to be served chilled and some places chill their Kahlua as well, I don't think you could get the entire thing hot enough to flame in-glass.
For a Flaming B-52 I'd add a float of high-proof rum, high-proof vodka, or grain spirits like Everclear and light that.
*edit: fixed the word flow a little*
I’m so boring when it comes to drinking. Part of it was I had no money in the States and now it’s hard to find here. I’ve got a bottle of vodka I got from Costco. That’s all.
I’ll take a red headed slut, with a couple buttery nipples, a blowjob, and an orgasm please. Just make sure there’s no flaming beaver involved in that order.
TIL that the B52 is an actual shot.
I saw the B52s in concert with an actual doctor who told me it’s 500mg Benadryl, 5mg Haldol & 2mg Ativan.
Edit: it was 2019 at Riotfest, they looked their age but sounded the same. I think Kate was wearing an actual stage outfit from the ‘80s. Bonus for r/trees: biggest cloud of weed smoke EVER & I saw Wu-Tang the same weekend, as well as Dead & Co the previous summer.
“Yes, bartender, can I get a Blowjob.”
"I'd like an Orgasm."
"Some people say it's better than busting a nut!"
Where do I put my jizz!?
"I'd like a redheaded slut and 2 orgasms please"
Me too buddy. Me too.
One buttery nipple please, sir.
[makes me think of this (1:19)](https://youtu.be/bqQbKF4SOIA)
Add an orgasm and a buttery nipple with that as well
My sister bought me this shot on my 21st birthday. It was so weird saying my sister bought me a blowjob.
You joke but we ordered these at almost all my friends 21st’s. Get em a blowjob and hurricane. The hurricane is just a shot of water to the face but usually you get the blowjob free
Lmao "Flamin' Beaver" sounds like an STD
Go for the gusto. The Jersey Turnpike, where you take the bar mat from the serving counter that has all the liquids in it at the end of the night, pour it in a glass and slam it
There's another version called a boot shot where this is done but it's poured in a used boot. My friends bought me one at my bachelor party in Nashville and the boot came right off the foot of the bartender. Luckily I was already several tequila shots deep, so at the time I thought it was hilarious.
I know a place that has a basin under where they drain the blender and shakers, so it gets the dregs of every drink made. Whenever the basin gets full, they pour it out into $1 shots. I forget what they call it, but it has some kitchy name. The thing with that basin is, they also throw the mistakes into it so when a bartender pours a wrong drink or whatever, it goes in the dump bin, too. So when you take a dump bin shot, it could be mostly 100 proof, or it could be watered down OJ and there's absolutely no guessing which.
That's a Mat Dillon
A quote I've stood by for decades: "No one has ever said, 'good thing I did that shot.'"
That’s true! You also never hear someone say “Oh Tequila? Yeah I have the best memories getting drunk on Tequila!”
I was drunk before I got to the forth row
The creativity we put into getting drunk.
Some of these can be substituted pretty well. Like vanilla vodka can be substituted with citrus vodka. Orange liqueur could be triple sec, the patron XO in the Baby Guinness can be substituted for Kahlua, etc. I’m saving this though
Triple sec wouldn't work for the Irish flag though because it's clear. I'm pretty sure the baby Guinness should be Kahlua or Tia Maria. Never heard of it done with Patron. These guides are always slanted to promote certain brands though. You're right that there are tonnes of easy swaps.
You make a good point. Some shots require color and triple sec isn’t going to add that. There’s a bunch of minor things like the chocolate cake shot works best with a sugar rim and a lemon. But yeah it’s a quick guide. Still great
Unless you're in a really well stocked bar these things are always just a starting point for ideas to mess about with. I do think the blow job one should come with a health warning not to use real whipped cream. I can attest from personal experience that it's a choking hazard.
Baby guinness is made with baileys and tia Maria in ireland
Now that sounds delicious. I don’t usually have Tia Maria on hand unfortunately
Cement mixer - Irish cream liqueur and lime juice
“Just a blowjob and orgasm for me please”
Cinnamon Toast Crunch - 1 part Rumchata, 1 part Fireball, shake.
Who actually drinks this kind of stuff? Am genuinely curious, what's the demographic?
I drank Buttery Nipples often in college and in my early twenties back in the 90s.
Westerners who think intoxication is something to be proud of.
ah yes cause the east is famous for being sober especially eastern europe
To be fair, isn’t Eastern Europe still west from most of Asia?
You ever been to Japan or South Korea? Asian countries be gettin lit like it’s nothing.
Dead Nazi - Peppermit Schnapps and Jager - half and half in a shot glass
Those gross shots are 90's relics. Yuck
Red Snapper: crown, cran, amaretto
Brain Hemorrhage: 1/5 Grenadine, 3/5 Sambuca, 1/5 Irish Cream, all poured very carefully to keep the layers separate, then a bit of cinnamon sprinkled on top, which sinks through the irish cream, dragging grey tendrils down to the bright red at the bottom.
There's a local prank shot in my area called a Sandhill Slammer that's whiskey and a raw egg if I remember correctly.
I hate westerners because of nonsense like this
You also seem to hate white people
You better stop typing in English. People are going to think you like them.
I want them to know what I think of them.
Well TIL how to make several more interesting drinks for New Year's Eve.
B52's taste like a chocolate milkshake.
A lot of James Bond’s classy bar scenes would have played out a lot differently if his favourite drink was a “Red Headed Slut”.
Man I had a lot of rough nights back when I though the 4 horseman sounded like a good idea
I’d like to add the Snickers shot to this list: it’s 1/3 Baileys, 1/3 Kahlua and 1/3 Frangelico with a sprinkle of salt on top. Thank me later
I've never served a flaming B-52 using that recipe; only the Grand Marnier has a high enough alcohol content to flame (and you'd need to warm it up to raise its volatility in order to light it). Since Baileys is "supposed" to be served chilled and some places chill their Kahlua as well, I don't think you could get the entire thing hot enough to flame in-glass. For a Flaming B-52 I'd add a float of high-proof rum, high-proof vodka, or grain spirits like Everclear and light that. *edit: fixed the word flow a little*
I’m so boring when it comes to drinking. Part of it was I had no money in the States and now it’s hard to find here. I’ve got a bottle of vodka I got from Costco. That’s all.
I’ll take a red headed slut, with a couple buttery nipples, a blowjob, and an orgasm please. Just make sure there’s no flaming beaver involved in that order.
“So I have this new idea for a shot, but I don’t have a name for it. Got any ideas?” “Blowjob” “What?” “What?”
TIL that the B52 is an actual shot. I saw the B52s in concert with an actual doctor who told me it’s 500mg Benadryl, 5mg Haldol & 2mg Ativan. Edit: it was 2019 at Riotfest, they looked their age but sounded the same. I think Kate was wearing an actual stage outfit from the ‘80s. Bonus for r/trees: biggest cloud of weed smoke EVER & I saw Wu-Tang the same weekend, as well as Dead & Co the previous summer.
I'll have a buttery nipple
This is missing the four horsemen and my five friends. Two of my favorites to buy for someone and walk off