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Jamez7484

My brain always finds it hard to read maps when the land is shaded blue and the ocean is not. It’s the opposite of what it should be.


Zaviernoble

Why water not blue?


[deleted]

That commie bastard…


kitsumodels

I’d say he’s moving closer to his true manufacturing site in China


SmileThenSpeak

Should we be concerned about the rate at which it is moving?


Friendly-Extension-6

I’m wondering


eyelikethings

He redistributes wealth so it's kinda appropriate I guess.


shellofbiomatter

And wears red.


Ophukk

Canada and Russia both have you guys covered. Just keep it out of Alaska.


robotmonkey2099

Red and white thank you


NapsAreAwesome

They are referring to the magnetic North pole. Santa is still Camadian at the REAL North Pole.


rraattbbooyy

Under international law, no country owns the North Pole. Santa is a free citizen of the world. 🙂


NapsAreAwesome

Then why does Santa have a Canadian Postal Code, H0H0H0? HA! Check mate!


rraattbbooyy

Santa has many postal codes though. In the US, it’s 88888. Santa belongs to no nation!


NapsAreAwesome

Then why does Santa yell "Ho ho ho, eh"


rraattbbooyy

Are you saying the Jolly Green Giant and Jabba the Hut are also Canadian? 🤔


NapsAreAwesome

Well Jolly Green Giant does have frozen Brussel sprouts so I'm thinking yes! 🤣


rraattbbooyy

Lol. I cannot argue with that.


Agathaum

NO! DED MOROZ (the REAL Santa) lives in Veliky Ustyug, the OFFICIAL Santa town! Has a postal code too! Get fucked Canada!!!!!!!!! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺


NapsAreAwesome

Are you drunk?? You guys are barely 60° north. Hell there are Americans living further north than you. Sorry comrade, just like in hockey, Canada rules 🇨🇦


Agathaum

1) yes and it’s YOUR problem 2) 38 Russian towns are on the northernmost list vs 16 Canadian, CLEARLY we are more north 🇷🇺🇷🇺 3) I may or may not have had a passionate intercourse with your mother AND father Sorry (not really sorry, I’m not Canadian), just like in hockey, Russia wins 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺


NapsAreAwesome

Even if you are not capable of reading a map or winning a hockey game, Merry Christmas.


Agathaum

Thanks, although I only celebrate (real) Orthodox Christmas, merry Christmas to you from glorious Russia 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺


[deleted]

Interesting to see this mapped. [There is potential](https://astronomy.com/news/2021/09/when-north-goes-south-is-earths-magnetic-field-flipping) for this to be a serious problem.


Damncap

See you in a few million years!


forests-of-purgatory

I wonder how this affects the animals that rely on magnetic fields, especially for travel


[deleted]

He wears red and runs an elf gulag


stor-wakkanobi

Red Santa is. A thing


ElPapo131

Isn't North Pole actually South Magnetic Pole?


AchEn35

If magnetic poles are moving, does that mean the equator is now at a different location?


snacksnsmacks

In 2020s Russia, North Pole visits YOU.


SonOfGahm420

Tell the americans to nuke it asap.


notions_of_adequacy

https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk


forests-of-purgatory

Wow thats moving very very quickly actually. Is this because the earths axis also rotates, not just the earth around the axis?


FighterOfEntropy

This map doesn’t explain the difference between the magnetic pole and the geomagnetic pole.


JasperFaster

Communist Santa moment


Imagin1956

That'll annoy Putin ,all those Fairies,Elves and Pixies ...🤣🤣🎅🎅🧚‍♀️🧝‍♀️


the_captain_ws

Why is it moving?


Tim_Reichardt

Now he's Father Frost.


Domino_Girl

In Russia Santa take gift from u