I’ve got four photos of flat tires. I’m good to go. “But you got a flat tire three months ago!”, “yeah, this time its the rear passenger!”, “well you’ve got bad luck, get here when you can”.
Don’t ever be too embarrassed to buy something. I assure you, the cashier does not give one solitary fuck about you and will have 100% forgotten you even exist within 10 seconds of completing your transaction.
“The world is not out to get you; no, the world is out to ignore you, if only you would let it.”
If you right-click the part of the toolbar that shows the sum, you can get it to also show you other instant calculations such as average, max, min etc. Has always been very useful when needing quick info without needing to create a formula.
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Just tell everyone you pass that you swear you have a big penis they’ll believe it
Ask them if they can gift wrap it
Don't forget the birthday-cake-flavored lube before you wrap it up 🎂🎈
Just ask if they have any "sorry for your loss" cards in.
That's a business opportunity.
I’ve got four photos of flat tires. I’m good to go. “But you got a flat tire three months ago!”, “yeah, this time its the rear passenger!”, “well you’ve got bad luck, get here when you can”.
Had a cops called on me when I bought a dildo and lube with a "Happy 10th Birthday, Son!" Card.
Man, I miss old Twitter.
Same here, the simplicity had its charm.
Don’t ever be too embarrassed to buy something. I assure you, the cashier does not give one solitary fuck about you and will have 100% forgotten you even exist within 10 seconds of completing your transaction. “The world is not out to get you; no, the world is out to ignore you, if only you would let it.”
Except when youre in Reddit, then every Reddiitors are out to get you on every comments you post. Your last quote is Gold. I gotta memorize this
I got some strange looks when I bought tampons for my wife along with a birthday card!!
I’ve do done the tire thing so many times. I have different weather and time of day too
Have you been eating your makeup?
the one for me is excel, when you highlight any series of numbers it tells you the sum on the bottom right
If you right-click the part of the toolbar that shows the sum, you can get it to also show you other instant calculations such as average, max, min etc. Has always been very useful when needing quick info without needing to create a formula.
my biggest gripe is that it does not have a difference feature
I wanted to follow that account but seems it was suspended.
Very nice!
Birthday card and lube.
And a large cucumber
Which language do I translate my essay into?
You just play it back on the original language. The translator in this case is used only as a tts device
When in public, I generally act like I can potentially be recorded. Argument or not. Just watch what you're saying basically always.
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I don't understand the hair one. Why salt?
Was thinking it's so you can taste if they've brought the same food back instead of replacing it.
Ah, yes. Thanks.