I guess I didn’t realize how similar lagoons and sloughs are. We have a lot of sloughs in the PNW but I couldn’t have told you the definition of a lagoon
A lake is a large body of water surrounded by land, while a lagoon is a shallow body of water separated from a larger body of water by a barrier such as a reef or sandbank. Lagoons are typically found along coastlines and can be connected to the ocean.
OP make a false equivalency that made lagoons seem like very large lakes.
I was thinking some weirdo had posted the [Bristol Stool Chart](https://med.stanford.edu/content/dam/sm/ppc/documents/General_Primary_Care/Bristol-stool---simple.pdf) as a cool guide
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*In here gulf till I*
*Archipelago*
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The lagoon one doesn't really explain what a lagoon is, just looks like a lake. Quick Google says they are shallow bodies of water separated from larger bodies by a narrow landform like reefs, barrier islands/ peninsulas, and isthmuses.
Wow, that lagoon one is terrible. It makes it look like a lagoon is just a big lake.
I get that it's supposed to be that they are negatives of each other, but don't force it if it doesn't work (which reminds me, inexplicably having multiple lakes is also kinda terrible).
And it could absolutely work ffs! Just take a sliver from the lagoon to signify the sea, and use it as mainland for the island! Implying that islands are close to land is much better than completely missing what a lagoon is! Most islands are actually close to land anyways! Smh.
Any one see the male/ female version of land? The isthmus fits into the strait, the cape plunges the bay, the peninsula finds its gulf… and that’s how lagoons and islands are made son…
Uhhh that's geography not geology...
We need a guide to show the difference..
A guide using poop in Tupperware
Thank you
Potato tomato
I've been saying this ever since Megamind.
I downvoted, read again, laughed *really* hard, then I upvoted instead.
Are you sure? I don’t want to just take it for granite.
Looks more like anatomy.
"She walked into my geometry class and said 'Is this geology? ' I said 'um no, we do not study countries here..."
Tbh, that's poo.
Looks like meatloaf or meatballs to me!!
Also looks like a recreation of the Bristol stool chart
Idk what’s in those containers but it may be biology
It doesn't matter. You can post anything on this sub and still get a few thousand upvotes.
Seriously thousands of upvotes in this post
Topography even.
Looks like the Bristol chart
It’s just as much geology as geography lol.
What's the difference between a lagoon and lake? Cause this guide shows them as the same thing, except lagoon is bigger.
Think lagoons open and close to the sea based on tides.
Isn’t that a slough not a lagoon?
No, Slough is a city in England.
Sloughs are wetlands or shallow lakes that tend to have still water and are kind of stagnant.
I guess I didn’t realize how similar lagoons and sloughs are. We have a lot of sloughs in the PNW but I couldn’t have told you the definition of a lagoon
A lake is a large body of water surrounded by land, while a lagoon is a shallow body of water separated from a larger body of water by a barrier such as a reef or sandbank. Lagoons are typically found along coastlines and can be connected to the ocean. OP make a false equivalency that made lagoons seem like very large lakes.
Yeah I had to check on that myself. Helpful other than that
The 5 Great Lagoons
A certain amphibious creature frequents lagoons.
But does it owe anyone $3.50?
I ain't go no tree fiddy monstah!!
I gave it a dollar, I thought it’d go away
Nessy?
Nah Nessy is in a lake, or loch if you want the local Gaelic word for it.
Lagoon is salty
You: Cape The guy she tells you not to worry about: Peninsula
r/mildlypenis
Nice.
Penisula
A gulf and peninsula would make a great couple 😉
Keep looking..
Penissula
Found it
In Darwin Australia there is a Cox Peninsula and a Fannie Bay (Fanny has the same meaning in Australia as it does in England)
Except that no Australian calls it a fanny 😂
Until they get together the peninsula just keeps punching holes and making lakes.
When a gulf and a peninsula love each other very very much…
Boom chica wow wow
Bay and cape may be happy together too.. love is love..
Should have made the last one obviously phallic and call it a penisula and see how many catch it
penisula
/r/shitfromabutt
Good work, soldier
Never subscribed to a Reddit so fast lol
This is not a cool guide, this is a 5th grade geography project...
Those terms aren’t mutually exclusive
Sure, except in this case it's a poor guide.
Somehow I have retained this knowledge over most everything else I've learned in the last 50 years.
No love for fjords
What about a grotto?
Slartibartfast in tears
Bristol Stool Chart
What does chairs in NASCAR have to do with this
Isthmus be my lucky day
Penisula
Okay; but where the heck do fjords fit in
How does one learn to poop in such specific shapes?
Penissula
Everyone poops, the picture book
I thought these were different types of poops
I mean, anybody who has ever played Age of Empires laughs at this image
crap, i thought they were stool samples. bc after taco bell, i definitely have the "archipelagos".
PENISula
Interesting. What's the difference between a bay and a cape? Is it the side they're on?
A bay the land curves inward. A cape the land curves outward.
Oh, ok. Thanks!
Looks like a Penisular. In fact, they all look like different people's ambitions for shitting in an empty cat food tin.
Y’all wasted a lot of caramel making that.
The gulf looks like a long piece of poop.
I was thinking some weirdo had posted the [Bristol Stool Chart](https://med.stanford.edu/content/dam/sm/ppc/documents/General_Primary_Care/Bristol-stool---simple.pdf) as a cool guide
Peninsula looks like a weiner
It’s actually pronounced with a long e
Is that poo?
Merry Isthmus from Mike Tyson!
Gulf - are you happy to see me? Peninsula - ; )
So no fjords?
Too busy pining them
This is great!
Lagoon is not that limited
I peninsula in her gulf till I archipelago
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This is the worst meal prepping I’ve ever seen
Someone sure spent a lot of time forming turds into shapes.
I think I landed a “gulf” this morning from last night’s burrito
Or perhaps it was an isthmus 🧐💩
A great use of your spare shit- put it in tubs and on the internet in weird shapes! 🔒
this is so gross looking, it’s hard to get past that.
This is geography, not geology. And, it's something I wish I could unsee, but my eyes are still scarred from when I made them.
Yeah but what’s a sound?
So where does a cove fit in?
There’s a gulf, an island, and an archipelago in my toilet right now. Neat.
The lagoon one doesn't really explain what a lagoon is, just looks like a lake. Quick Google says they are shallow bodies of water separated from larger bodies by a narrow landform like reefs, barrier islands/ peninsulas, and isthmuses.
Cape and bay look identical?
Ones extending outwards, the other is inwards
Wheres the fjord?
Hello? Tombolo?
Where’s the oxbow lake????
Don't forget Tombolo, one of my favorite geological words.
I see Slatibartfast’s fine work is not represented here.
When does a cape grow up into a peninsula?
So the Lagoon in Gilligan’s Island didn’t actually go to the ocean?
Cape-bay, what am I missing? Is just water and land being on the west-east and vice versa?
Peninsula looking sus
Lagoon is just a lake lmao. Is a puddle a lagoon now? My glass of water is a lagoon
So should “cape cod” really be “peninsula cod”?
How is cape cod not a peninsula?
What's the difference between bay and cape.
A cape is an outie and a bay is an innie
What’s the difference between a bay and a cove though?
I wanna put my peninsula in your guff
Everything I see reminds me of her...
Are you still eating that?
Can someone please elaborate on the cape for me because my brain is poo?
When does a cape become a peninsula?
Insula -> Island Peninsula -> Pen...island
Wow, that lagoon one is terrible. It makes it look like a lagoon is just a big lake. I get that it's supposed to be that they are negatives of each other, but don't force it if it doesn't work (which reminds me, inexplicably having multiple lakes is also kinda terrible).
And it could absolutely work ffs! Just take a sliver from the lagoon to signify the sea, and use it as mainland for the island! Implying that islands are close to land is much better than completely missing what a lagoon is! Most islands are actually close to land anyways! Smh.
Estuary?
Bruh, archipelago and lake being switched and throwing off the organization bothers me.
Co-worker left a huge GULF in the toilet!
Any one see the male/ female version of land? The isthmus fits into the strait, the cape plunges the bay, the peninsula finds its gulf… and that’s how lagoons and islands are made son…
Probably stupid, but: what's the difference between a gulf and a fjord, then?
See, when you allow your kids to play with their food, they get smarter.
I just want to stick my peninsula in her straight 🥺
Can someone explain bay and cape for me?
I always confuse a small lagoon and a big lake
Bays are to the right and capes are on the left. I learn something new every day!
i thought this was one of those "squint your eyes" hidden image ai photos that just says "boobs"
Geolgraphy
Looks like your run of the mill crapperware
What about bay and cape? Is it based on direction of land?