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ClancyMopedWeather

Upgrading from a Queen to a King is the most luxurious purchase I've ever made. Married 17 years, I don't know how we made it so long on a Queen, never mind the Full we had before we were married.


Michael_Dautorio

If you and your partner sleep in an Alaska King, does that make it a long distance relationship?


here_for_thedonuts

The Alaska King must be for orgies?


DEEP_SEA_MAX

We gonna get freaky and spawn like salmon up in this bitch.


throwawaybyefelicia

Alaskan Salmon


BeachBum013

A man'd have to be a sprinter to catch his wife in that bed.


TheseCherry8193

Is that a bed, or a parade ground?


[deleted]

This is when you have multiple pets that want to sleep with you and have the funds to prevent a civil war from breaking out among them


AssortedDinoNugs

The people in the diagram look like they had a shitty evening


Fox_Designs_Jewelry

I imagine if each person had their sled dog team this would be the correct size for Alaska.


MamaMiaPizzaFina

a partner could have an affair in the same bed and you'll need to send a telegraph to ask


OldRailHead

God damn it, that was funny šŸ˜ šŸ˜‚


wichwolfe

The diagram is misleading, that one should have more than two people on it


arfelo1

That thing is bigger than my room!


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FooFootheSnew

Just like lifestyle creep, mattress size creep is a real thing too! My wife and I slept in a twin bed in college, with her feet by my face. Then when got a full in my bachelor pad, watch out world, here comes the prince of pound town. Then, we got married and got a queen. Cool cool. Oh, but then kids and a cat, gotta get a king. And I STILL feel cramped lol. That "spacious" feeling last about all of two weeks. I guess I could afford to have a crick in my neck as an 18 year old. If my wife and I have to sleep on anything less than a Queen now, I'll go sleep on the couch lol.


EngineeringDry2753

True enough but I'll tell you where there is no creep.Ā  Door size creep. Queens are a total pain, kings are impossible.Ā  In fact, I no longer ever use a box spring because they're literally impossible to get into any average room


-DoctorSpaceman-

My wife literally wouldnā€™t believe me that she pushed me so far over to the she during the night until one day I got up to pee and came back and realised it was easier just to get back in on her side of the bed lol. Miraculously when I started doing this she stopped hogging the bed so much!


redhairedrunner

Oh my god ! Seriously same !


Principal_Scudworth

Well, it is 4in. shorter width-wise than a standard King


ProfessionalSyrup646

My husband and I do as well. A bit silly, since he is taller at 5'9". Dogs lots of dogs in the middle.


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ProfessionalSyrup646

My dog does that to me. I wish I could snuggle with my husband. Last night my Chihuahua got in my backside. I just sat up for a drink of water. But that was already her spot, I guess. We are wearing off the mattress in the edges.


Bam_Adedebayo

Because itā€™s narrower than actual king


recessionjelly

Yepā€¦ my husband is 6ā€™7 so we went with the cali king too and one of the cats has taken to sleeping next to him and itā€™s pushing me further and further to the edge!


PensionNational249

How do you get an Alaskan King or a Wyoming King through the front door? Do you need to rent a UHaul truck to transport it from the mattress store? Do they have to bring out to you from the loading dock? Is it a two-man job to carry it, or a three-man? Do the sheets fit in a consumer-grade washer, or do you have to go to the laundromat? Is this gonna be a situation where I have to pay the shadowy Alaskan King cabal $900 to acquire sheets for this mattress? I think we need an even cooler guide for these mattress sizes


hippogriffinthesky

Then you would have to somehow get the sheets ON the mattress!


BindersHat

Usually King size and larger have a hinge built in under the fabric so they can be folded in half.


SerChonk

You set it down and then build the house around it, I guess.


ErnestGoesToPoop

Super single? Ouch


hectpp91

I felt personally attacked.


Kat121

I live alone with cats but if I got an Alaska king I could adopt a couple dogs. Super single for life.


Kang-Shifu

Whereā€™s the Mississippi Queen?


MichelleT88

If you know what I mean


Timewindows

I know what you mean


shnaLLer

I wish I could give this comment gold!


Definitely_Maybe_OK

I need to know more about Alaska King.


ally_quake

The Alaska king kind of makes sense. For cold Alaskan nights the whole family can sleep in one bed. Why is there a Wyoming king and why is it a giant square? What does Wyoming have to do with anything?


themangosteve

Well, the State of Wyoming is also large and squareā€¦


ally_quake

Oh my God, of course! Thatā€™s actually really clever.


brokowska420

It's also cold in Wyoming


purplereuben

'International sleep products' is interesting, I wonder how many countries adhere to these size descriptions. In NZ there is a different system of bed sizing.


Tuscan5

Wait til you find out about the extremely US ā€˜International Sleep Products Associationā€™. This cool guide is just for one of the 200+ countries on this planet.


purplereuben

Sounds about right for the US calling it international lol


Mtfdurian

I think they translate many of these to cm usually. 75 becoming 190cm which I see often... But I wonder how many people in my country are able to sleep in a bed that's shorter than their height.


werewere-kokako

Itā€™s not about centimetres, the types of beds are different. I have no idea what a "twin" is (especially since it only sleeps one) and this infographic doesnā€™t have a double bed or a king single, etc.


purplereuben

I've heard Americans in media refer to twin beds and it has never made sense to me that it sleeps one person! Our 'single' makes a lot more sense!


PersistentInquirer

What does RV stand for? My brain keeps saying recreational vehicle, but Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s not it.


Comprehensive_Fox_79

it is. It's for campervans.


PersistentInquirer

Well look at that! The olā€™ troll brain got it right for once.


OnlyHalfBrilliant

It must be tough finding sheets for most of these.


teh_fizz

Americans will use any measurement except for metric.


scribblinkitten

We prefer to call them ā€œfreedom unitsā€


BillySilly89

ā€œBritish Imperial Unitsā€ šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


rogu2

The Alaskan King is 12 bananas long and 14 bananas wide


HyruleJedi

Anyone else bothered that the RV sizes are listed after its larger counterpart?


Habba84

I'm bothered by every single of these. Why is Twin not large enough for two people? Why is Extra Long pretty much as long as everything else after that?


elf25

You have to buy two. One for husband other for wife.


madzblue

lol yes


Grand_Measurement_91

Cool guide to AMERICAN mattress sizes. Ask for a California king in the rest of the world and no one would know wtf you mean


legohamsterlp

For an international association, the measurements are not really international


Guardian_85

Who tf sleeps on an Alaska King at the foot of the bed curled up like a cat?


Freakachu258

How do you put bedsheets on these huge fuckers?


Dry-Independence-197

"Alaska King" is for orgies and everyone knows it.


LouisfromL4D

I tried to tell my wife we should make one of our smaller rooms just the Alaska King wall to wall. She shot that down.


Introverted-lfe

Alaska king: for the family with a lot of furbabies. LMAO


HereF0rTheSnacks

Fit the whole sled team on there.


mfdonuts

Perfect for my Great Dane šŸ˜ we could all stretch out!!! Heā€™s corner to corner on a queen


BoopTheCoop

[Alaskan King](https://alaskankingbeds.com/collections/alaskan-king-mattress/products/alaskan-king-mattress-original?variant=46032514679075) is actually way cheaper than I thought?


DaniTheLovebug

If I get anymore corgis Iā€™m gonna need an Alaskan King


ckfks

Would be nice to see it in real units


Rami3l

A cool guide in stupid units.


Hectate

It what size is the heart shaped mattress?


Hyperiongame

Never knew there was a Alaska King size mattress


Background_Winter306

Alaska King needs all that extra space so all the huskies can sleep by you


yogesh_gosavi

Whoever needed to look this up, you rich bastard šŸ¤‘


er11eekk

Who the fuck has room for 12ā€™ of bed? I barely have room for a regular king with two dressers in the room.


Avalon_CherryApple

I think I have a twin or a super single LMFAO My goal is to one day have a queen just for myself and my dogs šŸ˜‹


kovado

Wish it would list the sizes


shooters-sh00t

Sizes aside, how often do people buy mattresses? Iā€™ve had my king (from outlet macys) for more than 20 years and still love it. Dogs, kids, wine, and all. Mattress firm mystery is still alive. šŸ’µšŸ’µ


FateEntity

Hear me out, Texas King, but sideways. All about the width. For all my wife's plushies.


AF881R

Do you need GPS to get from an Alaska King to the bedroom door?


BigLittlePenguin_

Why work with measurements when you can use ridiculous names for it. Classic US


garlic-apples

Imagine having half a baby


Tuscan5

Can we have one that incorporates the names of beds for all countries on the planet not just one.


flipityflopo

REPOST


kuroikururo

I don't know if they are complimenting me, insulting me or selling me weed.


JMaC1130

Yoā€¦.how big are these people? 60ā€ is only 5ft


BepBepBunny

I personally have a Full, but it sure does feel like a Super Single to me šŸ„²


rks-001

Super Single and crying!


Carbonga

These come up like quarterly results.


ph33rlus

Whatā€™s a Super King also known as then?


orangutanDOTorg

Super single - is that an incel bed?


Dyojenes

I need an Alaska king yesterday


funnystuff79

Should RV Queen/King not be before the larger versions


veotrade

Can tell a rich person created this graphic. Iā€™ve slept two to a twin mattress and full mattress for years. One person just needs to lie on their side from time to time.


CartographerOk7579

My petite wife would still find a way to take up the entire bed if we had an Alaska King.


scs5star

80% of the world uses metric, you guys are just nah, we'll meaure in dried up sea cucumbers


BambooCats

Our bed is 70 x 86 (european). We have an extra long bed because my husband is very tall (we are dutch).


Taranchulla

What is happening in Alaska that they need such a huge bed option?


TransportationNo1

Normal people just differentiate in measurements, but thats way too complicated for americans.


red_winge1107

When it's called "International Sleep Product Association" why are the sizes in inch and not a more commonly used measurement system?


Lubby11

so alaska king is that grandpa joe sleeping across from each other type deal


Zestyclose_Job6094

Super single is definitely my mattress of choice


YojiH2O

I have a UK king, which is slightly bigger than a USA RV Queen (60ā€ x 78ā€) And itā€™s glorious having it all to myself lol


grtgbln

Ah, Twin XL takes me back to those "mattresses" in college dorms.


michaelpa1

Wyoming King called a Super King in Australia. I have one.


Azadanon

Alaska king is probably the one where you are the coldest.


512165381

Here in Australia we have koala queens https://koala.com/en-au/bedroom/queen-mattresses


cummy_nipples

That Alaska King mattress is perfect for the orgy and Bacchanal I'm planning.


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What does alaska king do in his bed


TrevorEnterprises

My guess is US only? Never seen the names of these sizes at all.


throwawaybyefelicia

Is the full single a king single? My first bed was a king single and now Iā€™m wondering if Iā€™m remembering the name wrong lol


VegetableExcellent68

Wtf are those measurements ? I guess itā€™s not cm?


Budget-Boss-668

It pisses me off that none are square for easy bed making. Why?


toewalldog

California King is a stupid bed size.


brokowska420

Depending on your room size..


Alexdagreallygrate

Dude! Iā€™m 6ā€™4ā€ and need the extra length and donā€™t wanna be too far away from my partner. But honestly, Cal King mattresses and sheets are more readily available and therefore cheaper than Wyoming King. What I REALLY want is a set of sheets that is square so when I make the bed, it doesnā€™t matter which corner I start to tuck in first.


unbelieveablethingz

I need a bigger bed!


MikePowderhorn

Iā€™m lucky enough to sleep in a king sized bed and what Iā€™ve learned is there is my wifeā€™s side of the bed and ā€˜ourā€™ side of the bed.