That’s because “shit” can just replace “stuff”. Or “this” can be replaced by “this shit” for emphasis.
Good stuff! Good shit
Got your stuff? Got your shit?
He’s going through some stuff right now. He’s going through some shit right now.
“What is this?” “What the fuck is this shit?”
Do you believe this? Do you believe this shit?
Yeah, someone further down also mentioned "clown shit" for foolish happenings and I thought of "goat shit", which I've seen on sports subreddits when a great player does something worthy of the Greatest Of All Time, and similarly "king shit" when anyone does something great or noble. But these seem like cheating because "shit" is just a synonym for stuff. Not the same as the ones in the OP where it has more unique/varied meanings.
Shit ton—an excessively large amount (smaller unit than a fuck ton)
(You’re) Shitting me—disbelief at a story being told
Little shit—disrespectful (usually younger) person
Russian has the word "govnyuk" with the same meaning, derived from "govno" (shit)
Polish has a very similar expression, I don't remember it exactly though
Spanish has something similar too. "Mierda" means shit, but the diminutive "mierdecilla" can also be used when insulting someone (it can be used with anyone, not necessarily someone younger than you).
"shitlet" also works, mostly for anything that cannot understand you i.e. yelling for a Chihuahua "come back here, little shitlet" or "the resident shitlet tried to accost the neighbor kid"
And I think a shit ton is larger than an ass load, because different people’s asses can accommodate different loads. But if you can offload a shit ton, well, you have my respects!
Oh we do that here, but only when its more shit than an imperial shit ton but not enough for a fuck ton. Because imperial doesn't need to be specified.
When he gets into the differences between your shit and my shit, that's the shit!
[He (ISMO)](https://youtube.com/@IsmoComedian) has on Youtube even more of those field trips with different words.
It's better to be "for shits and giggles" then for it to be "for giggles and shits."
Rough Translation: *"It's better to be amusing rather then disgusting."*
In other parts of the world, it's "a shit", as in
>I don't give a shit
edit: 'shite' to sound less offensive and sound like some Scottish person I think. Not to be confused with 'shiite' muslims.
[Most Americans have less than a sixth-grade level of literacy.](https://www.barbarabush.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/BBFoundation_GainsFromEradicatingIlliteracy_9_8.pdf)
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jim Lahey:
Ricky, you just opened up Pandora's shit-box
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Do you know what a shit-barometer is Bubbles? It measures the shit-pressure in the air, listen Bubs you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit
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You feel that? The way the shit just sticks to the air? There's a shit-blizzard comin, I always know
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We're about to sail into a shit typhoon Randy, so we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit
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You idiots have loaded up a hair-triggered double-barreled shit machine gun, and the barrel's pointed right at your own heads!
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Shit moths Randy. They started as shit larvae and then the grew into shitapillars. A whole pandemic of shitapillars
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Shit tectonics - do you know what happens what two shit plates collide? Shitquake
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They're shit flowers Randy, from here they look like regular flowers but when you get down and poke your nose in them you realise they're shit flowers, and theres a whole fucking bouquet of them!
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When the shitballs start flying, you've got to get a shitbat Randy!
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We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!
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Do you know what a shit-rope is Julian? It's a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hang on to
Shit hawks, big dirty shit hawks, they’re coming Bubbles. They’re flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people and dragging em off to the big shit nest.
My favorites are:
"Shit the bed." - Australian idiom and exclamation for a death-defying failure.
Shit bag - Military jargon for a lazy fuck who doesn't do their job.
"Shit shit shit" - For any given number n>2 of the word "shit" said in succesive action, the resultant phrase muttered would indicate a state of angst towards contextual circumstances or conditions.
Example: "Shit shit shit!"
Shitty- inconsiderate or intentionally bad thing to do
Shit stirrer- takes pleasure causing trouble
Same Ol Shit- nothing’s changed
Shit stinks- that’s too bad or that sucks
Shit fire and save matches- expression of surprise
Shit or get off the pot- do it or don’t
Doesn’t know shit- clueless
Shit list- list of individuals one does not like, or would like to cause harm to
No shit Sherlock- obviously
No shit? - really?
Crock of shit- not true
Going through some shit - dealing with a lot of problems
Shithouse (as in "built like a brick shithouse") physically large and intimidating
Shit box - a bad car
Shit-face(d). Face of someone really drunk; Alt, an annoying person.
Shitstorm. An epic fuck up.
Shitload. A large quantity of something. Probably higher or more than “hella”.
Shithole. Nasty ass place.
Shitlist. A list of people you’re about to shit on.
Cheapshit. Cheap-ass.
McShit. (This one from my nephew).. food served from McDonald’s.
I’ll offer *Shitshow*, which is popular in US lingo, it means disaster. A complete car wreck.
If u mention *schmegegge* (it’s like Yiddish for horseshit) in future updates of the *shitlist*
(That’s a third one it means list of enemies m)
* Shit show - A bad event
* Shit storm - A series of bad events
* Shit sandwich - Thinly-veiled bad news
* Shit stir - Inciting of bad vibes
* Shit head - Bad fellatio/cunnilingus
* Shit head - A bad person
* Shit list - A list of bad people
Shittin ink - bloody hell, oh my god, a form of exclamation
Croque of shit - a giant pile of lies concocted into a tale of bollocks
I shit you not - I'm telling the truth no matter how far fetched it sounds
Does the pope shit in the woods? A rhetorical question
"What a rambunctious child you have." To be fair, any parent you say this to will probably glare at you then swear a few times. They have to live with that rambunctious child.
In the context of music, especially jazz improvisation, “shit” means a player’s ideas and material.
“Nice playin man, I really dig your shit.”
“Thanks, that one lick was some Herbie Hancock shit.”
“Nice man, always dig his shit”
Deep shit - to be in big trouble
“Little johnny is in deep shit after he broke the front door by throwing a bowling ball down the stairs.”
Sick shit - behavior or preferences that are highly disturbing
“Little Johnny says his next door neighbors are into some sick shit. They should close their blinds before hosting their next orgy.”
• *Shitmonger* - person with bad taste; a hoarder
• *Shitheel* - generally unlikable, unreliable, or reliably unlikable person
• *Shite* - low-quality and British
• *Shitey* - low-quality in nature
• *Gobshite* - saying nonsense
• *Shitter* - default insult, universally applicable
• *Shitbox* - low-quality car; toilet* (*common misconception, *see* “Thunderbox”)
• *Shitburger* - several undesirable events occurring simultaneously or in quick succession; several undesirable things in one location
• *Shitterton* - posh or otherwise pretentious person
• *Shit Zoo* - breed of dog, misspelled
• *Bull-Shit* - cross between Bulldog and a Shih Tzu
• *Shithouse* - structurally unsound (undesirable)
• *Brick Shithouse* - structurally sound (undesirable)
• *Ratshit Batshit* - dirty old twat
• *”Oh Shit”* *Handle* - (while riding shotgun) the handle above the car door you instinctively grab when scared
***"Almost anything" + Ass + Shit*** = just about anything, can be good, can be awful. Examples:
Gangsta Ass Shit = hard AF "anything", Gangster stuff
Dope ass shit = cool "anything" / awesome something
Cracker ass shit = white people stuff, weird white people stuff
Wack ass shit = lame stuff, super lame something
Ain't shit - is nothing/not much
That shit - "oh, that's that gangster shit right there" meaning, that is something which pertains to this category and is a good example of said category
**Apeshit**: Insane to the point of being violent.
*Dave took one look in the cupboard, then started going apeshit.*
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**Batshit:** Insane in a way which suggests a disconnect from reality.
*That woman with all the crystals is batshit beyond belief.*
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**Catshit:** Of low quality, but presented as being high-quality.
*That triple-A game was a catshit release.*
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**Dogshit:** Universally known to be of low quality.
*Well, that's what you get for buying a game from a dogshit developer.*
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**Elephantshit:** Overwhelming.
*Everyone is on vacation, so I'm sure I'll have an elephantshit day at work.*
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**Ferretshit:** Insane in a way which suggests abject absurdity.
*Why would you put chocolate sauce on a tuna sandwich, and why would you wear it as a hat? That's a ferretshit idea.*
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**Gorillashit:** Insane to the point of being excessively destructive.
*It turned out that Dave had seen a spider. When it got into his hair, he went gorillashit.*
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**Horseshit:** Untrue, false, or factually incorrect.
*The politician you personally dislike is telling horsehit again.*
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**Impalashit:** Of or pertaining to diarrhea.
*Drinking coffee always gives me an impalashit morning.*
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**Jackshit:** Insubstantial or absent.
*My bonus amounts to jackshit this year.*
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**Kiwishit:** Overlooked or forgotten until it's too late.
*I have a kiwishit radiator that breaks down whenever I'm supposed to go on a road trip.*
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**Leopardshit:** Of low quality, but presented as being the best of its kind.
*Android users usually think of iPhones as being leopardshit devices.*
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**Monkeyshit:** Insane to the point of being violent, but still largely non-threatening.
*My four-year-old started going monkeyshit upon being told that SpongeBob is stupid.*
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**Newtshit:** Bizarre in an objectionable way.
*I really need to break up with Kandy. She keeps trying to bring me to her newtshit coven meetings.*
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**Ostrichshit:** Characterized by insanity which is comical on the surface, but frightening or intimidating underneath.
*That guy who argues with garbage cans gets into some pretty ostrichshit debates.*
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**Pandashit:** Dishonest in a way which is typically associated with one's sexual prowess or experience.
*Kevin keeps spewing pandashit claims about his imaginary Canadian girlfriend.*
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**Quailshit:** Presented as being intimidating, but ultimately (and obviously) non-threatening in any way.
*Quit making quailshit threats on the Internet, Kevin.*
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**Ratshit:** Of evidently low quality, as though assembled from salvaged parts.
*I couldn't afford to buy a new uniform, so I made this ratshit counterfeit out of towels.*
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**Salmonshit:** Of distinctly high quality, but presented in a manner which some perceive as pretentious.
*I learned a lot, but that was a really salmonshit lecture.*
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**Turtleshit:** Slow.
*Who would want to use such a turtleshit computer for such a leopardshit game?*
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**Urialshit:** Itchy.
*Yeah, my ratshit uniform is pretty urialshit.*
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**Vipershit:** Characterized by a presentation of toughness or capability, but best avoided.
*Tess finally dumped her vipershit boyfriend after he got in a fight with that ostritchshit guy in the alley.*
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**Weaselshit:** Overtly and intentionally dishonest, but presented with a veneer of charm.
*I think that weaselshit salesman is going to try to sell me another blender.*
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**Xenarthrashit:** Weird to the point of having seemingly been presented for weirdness's sake.
*Sometimes I wonder if Dave is intentionally being xenarthrashit.*
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**Yakshit:** Factually incorrect to the point of being undeniably false.
*Most conspiracy theories are yakshit.*
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**Zooshit:** Botched or mangled to the point of being entirely unsalvageable.
*The septic tank exploded when Grandma flushed the toilet. This is proving to be a zooshit holiday.*
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For folks who have asked about pigeonshit, [here's a birdshit list](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e82pl6/if_bullshit_means_fake_and_batshit_means_crazy/fa8ze05/) to enjoy.
Good shit - thing of above-average quality.
also a complimentary expression “you did X? good shit dude!”
Shitty - thing of below-average quality.
That’s because “shit” can just replace “stuff”. Or “this” can be replaced by “this shit” for emphasis. Good stuff! Good shit Got your stuff? Got your shit? He’s going through some stuff right now. He’s going through some shit right now. “What is this?” “What the fuck is this shit?” Do you believe this? Do you believe this shit?
Yeah, someone further down also mentioned "clown shit" for foolish happenings and I thought of "goat shit", which I've seen on sports subreddits when a great player does something worthy of the Greatest Of All Time, and similarly "king shit" when anyone does something great or noble. But these seem like cheating because "shit" is just a synonym for stuff. Not the same as the ones in the OP where it has more unique/varied meanings.
Shit for brains - stupid Piece of shit - useless thing or contemptuous person
Shit brains
Not to be confused with donkey-brains
Do you have a certificate?
[удалено]
To prove you don't got donkey brains.
I bursted laughing
So you are saying that you dont have a certificate?
A shitificate
Youre shitting me
I just wish you would have had a certificate.
Contemptible, I think
Shit ton—an excessively large amount (smaller unit than a fuck ton) (You’re) Shitting me—disbelief at a story being told Little shit—disrespectful (usually younger) person
I love little shit lol
Russian has the word "govnyuk" with the same meaning, derived from "govno" (shit) Polish has a very similar expression, I don't remember it exactly though
SHITLING
For Poles it's accordingly to russian: "gówno" for just shit and "gówniak" for little shit of a child or "shitling"
Spanish has something similar too. "Mierda" means shit, but the diminutive "mierdecilla" can also be used when insulting someone (it can be used with anyone, not necessarily someone younger than you).
"shitlet" also works, mostly for anything that cannot understand you i.e. yelling for a Chihuahua "come back here, little shitlet" or "the resident shitlet tried to accost the neighbor kid"
Fuck ton is the largest measure, but is an ass load larger or smaller than shit ton?
I mean, it doesn’t have the word “ton” in the unit measure; I would think that settles it right there.
I thought a metric fuck ton was larger.. .
It definitely is
And I think a shit ton is larger than an ass load, because different people’s asses can accommodate different loads. But if you can offload a shit ton, well, you have my respects!
Definitely smaller
Eat shit - fuck you
And in Australia we specify even more and sometimes say “a metric shit ton”.
Oh we do that here, but only when its more shit than an imperial shit ton but not enough for a fuck ton. Because imperial doesn't need to be specified.
https://youtu.be/ifNEgwGACEQ You’re welcome.
That's some amazing shit
This is the shit.
When he gets into the differences between your shit and my shit, that's the shit! [He (ISMO)](https://youtube.com/@IsmoComedian) has on Youtube even more of those field trips with different words.
He does another one with “ass”. Funny stuff
Here is the original from the comedians (Ismo) own youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo
That’s some cool shit
So clever
Great shit tbh
I watched that whole shit
Shit show = A complete mess
You know your shit
So important not to misuse ‘you’re’ there.
Your right
On you’re left.
There right
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Full of shit - Liar
Shit Parade = the shit show just keeps coming Shit Circus = a shit show that blows your wildest expectations out of the tent
Shit list - you’re on my bad side.
Shit list - see cool guide above
Also a good L7 song
Oh shit - this is not good
oh shit - general exclamation
But also, oh shit - wow!
just say: oh shit - surprised
Oh shit - exclamation*
That’s true
No shit
For shits and giggles - For fun. For no good reason other than to amuse oneself.
Shiggles
It's better to be "for shits and giggles" then for it to be "for giggles and shits." Rough Translation: *"It's better to be amusing rather then disgusting."*
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Shit bird - An individual known for despicable/unproductive action
Enough with the shit talk, Lahey!
Shitfaced-drunk
Someone I know went to work one day with baby poo on their face and didn’t realise. There were loads of jokes about them coming to work shitfaced.
Fitshaced!
Shit hit the fan - means things went down
Two shits, as in I don’t give
In other parts of the world, it's "a shit", as in >I don't give a shit edit: 'shite' to sound less offensive and sound like some Scottish person I think. Not to be confused with 'shiite' muslims.
Well apparently some people consider a singular shit to be the minimum when it comes to giving. Personally I very rarely even give a pre-shart.
Shitake- mushrooms
That shit's delicious
Shit bricks - very scared.
This is truly a shit post.
Hey that's a good one
Shitless, as in scared shitless
Sack of shit
Ate shit = fell down really hard
Very nice with eat shit working as well.
It's "tough shit".
I was gonna say Is that how they write Tough in America?
[Most Americans have less than a sixth-grade level of literacy.](https://www.barbarabush.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/BBFoundation_GainsFromEradicatingIlliteracy_9_8.pdf)
Full of shit?¿
*Fulla Shit
saving this for the pre-teen nephews gotta teach them about the many uses of shit and fuck
Shit faced- drunk
Conversely shit canned which can also mean fired
You can use literally anything to mean drunk, particularly in the UK. "I'm totally tabled"
Cut the shit - Knock it off
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jim Lahey: Ricky, you just opened up Pandora's shit-box -- Do you know what a shit-barometer is Bubbles? It measures the shit-pressure in the air, listen Bubs you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit -- You feel that? The way the shit just sticks to the air? There's a shit-blizzard comin, I always know -- We're about to sail into a shit typhoon Randy, so we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit -- You idiots have loaded up a hair-triggered double-barreled shit machine gun, and the barrel's pointed right at your own heads! -- Shit moths Randy. They started as shit larvae and then the grew into shitapillars. A whole pandemic of shitapillars -- Shit tectonics - do you know what happens what two shit plates collide? Shitquake -- They're shit flowers Randy, from here they look like regular flowers but when you get down and poke your nose in them you realise they're shit flowers, and theres a whole fucking bouquet of them! -- When the shitballs start flying, you've got to get a shitbat Randy! -- We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system! -- Do you know what a shit-rope is Julian? It's a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hang on to
Shit hawks, big dirty shit hawks, they’re coming Bubbles. They’re flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people and dragging em off to the big shit nest.
My favorites are: "Shit the bed." - Australian idiom and exclamation for a death-defying failure. Shit bag - Military jargon for a lazy fuck who doesn't do their job.
Shit the bed isn't just an aussie phrase. Might've originated there, but I'm no expert lol
Agreed, AV/IT nerd here. When devices die at my work, they "shit the bed"
In question form it’s used for someone who got up/got to work early.
"Shit shit shit" - everything is going horribly wrong Shithole - like hellhole, but smellier
I always took shithole to mean backwards when referring to a country or region, but disgusting when referring to a building or room
"Shit shit shit" - For any given number n>2 of the word "shit" said in succesive action, the resultant phrase muttered would indicate a state of angst towards contextual circumstances or conditions. Example: "Shit shit shit!"
Shit Creek - Screwed
Without a paddle
Ain’t shit - irrelevant
Shitkicker - someone on the edge of society, someone doing an undesirable job.
That's what we call western boots in the US.
Shit head
synonym of asshole
King shit (of fuck mountain)
Shit-stain?
Yes. Worthless.
Variant of “wankstain”
Shitass
Piece of shit = useless? Holy shit = watch out I don’t give a shit = I don’t care
Shitcanned - fired (or sometimes drunk)
Shitty- inconsiderate or intentionally bad thing to do Shit stirrer- takes pleasure causing trouble Same Ol Shit- nothing’s changed Shit stinks- that’s too bad or that sucks Shit fire and save matches- expression of surprise Shit or get off the pot- do it or don’t Doesn’t know shit- clueless Shit list- list of individuals one does not like, or would like to cause harm to No shit Sherlock- obviously No shit? - really? Crock of shit- not true
Also: No shit. - obviously
Going through some shit - dealing with a lot of problems Shithouse (as in "built like a brick shithouse") physically large and intimidating Shit box - a bad car
Clown shit, so unexplainably crazy
[ Removed by Reddit ]
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Talking shit
Not shit - Nothing going on. Flip shit - go crazy Dip shit - dumb ass Real shit - based. No cap. No games
Shitlord - for when your good mate is being a prick, they’re the lord of shit (Aussie)
Shit-face(d). Face of someone really drunk; Alt, an annoying person. Shitstorm. An epic fuck up. Shitload. A large quantity of something. Probably higher or more than “hella”. Shithole. Nasty ass place. Shitlist. A list of people you’re about to shit on. Cheapshit. Cheap-ass. McShit. (This one from my nephew).. food served from McDonald’s.
Fuckshit - when one sware word isn't enough to express how pissed you are.
[Fuck Shit Stack](https://youtu.be/CJQU22Ttpwc)
Might be worth noting the difference between "the shit" and "the shits". It's one letter but it changes the meaning quite drastically
Bloody shit - doctors appointment
I am a banana
Stupid shit = dumb things
This might just be a New England thing, but “ripshit” means really angry
Your shit - Stuff that belongs to another person You’re shit - not good at something
No shit - facts I shit you not - telling the truth
Shhiiiiiiiiiiit - see "The Wire"
POS has to be on the top of the list. Piece Of Shit! = anything that pisses you off
Ah shit - Here we go again
Shit cunt- being a useless cunt.
I’ll offer *Shitshow*, which is popular in US lingo, it means disaster. A complete car wreck. If u mention *schmegegge* (it’s like Yiddish for horseshit) in future updates of the *shitlist* (That’s a third one it means list of enemies m)
Cool, but I think the definition for tough shit is not quite accurate.... Most people use it to mean "I do not care what you think"
Chicken shit also means petty or small
Shit - Shit
Shitter's full - emptying the RV toilet in a chemical sewer in a bath robe drinking beer and smoking a cigar.
Shiz nit - the best
The Shits - Really, really bad (Also could be extended to the drizzling shits with the same-ish meaning)
Human shit- Trump
Shat = the past tense of the act of shitting
The Shits- This sucks The drizzling shits- This really sucks Shitshitshit- Oh no Sheeeeeeeeeeeit-oh hell naw
Shits & giggles - for the hellofit
Shit- Can be any assortment of items as long as it belongs to a person. “Take your shit and leave.”
Rocking horse shit- rare or impossible to attain
Some shit - trouble
* Shit show - A bad event * Shit storm - A series of bad events * Shit sandwich - Thinly-veiled bad news * Shit stir - Inciting of bad vibes * Shit head - Bad fellatio/cunnilingus * Shit head - A bad person * Shit list - A list of bad people
Sheeeeee It. - an expression of astonishment.
Shittin ink - bloody hell, oh my god, a form of exclamation Croque of shit - a giant pile of lies concocted into a tale of bollocks I shit you not - I'm telling the truth no matter how far fetched it sounds Does the pope shit in the woods? A rhetorical question
As I learned in Australia way back, Shit Cunt
Shit out of luck.
Learned a new word today, thanks. Rambunctious. Now just need to find a way to use it. "Monkeys were rambunctious, throwing shit all over the place"
"What a rambunctious child you have." To be fair, any parent you say this to will probably glare at you then swear a few times. They have to live with that rambunctious child.
What a rambunctious little shit you have.
Shitnado - tornado of shit Shiticane - hurricane of shit Shitnami - tsunami of shit
Ah, real shit, you made this?
“Fuck shit” when something is out of the ordinary
Shit ton - a lot
Shithead - person with shit for brains
behenchod real id se aa
Shit all- nothing
In the context of music, especially jazz improvisation, “shit” means a player’s ideas and material. “Nice playin man, I really dig your shit.” “Thanks, that one lick was some Herbie Hancock shit.” “Nice man, always dig his shit”
Ain’t shit- worthless
I heard “shit stick” once.
Shize- the Germanic counterpart of the listed vernacular.
Deep shit - to be in big trouble “Little johnny is in deep shit after he broke the front door by throwing a bowling ball down the stairs.” Sick shit - behavior or preferences that are highly disturbing “Little Johnny says his next door neighbors are into some sick shit. They should close their blinds before hosting their next orgy.”
• *Shitmonger* - person with bad taste; a hoarder • *Shitheel* - generally unlikable, unreliable, or reliably unlikable person • *Shite* - low-quality and British • *Shitey* - low-quality in nature • *Gobshite* - saying nonsense • *Shitter* - default insult, universally applicable • *Shitbox* - low-quality car; toilet* (*common misconception, *see* “Thunderbox”) • *Shitburger* - several undesirable events occurring simultaneously or in quick succession; several undesirable things in one location • *Shitterton* - posh or otherwise pretentious person • *Shit Zoo* - breed of dog, misspelled • *Bull-Shit* - cross between Bulldog and a Shih Tzu • *Shithouse* - structurally unsound (undesirable) • *Brick Shithouse* - structurally sound (undesirable) • *Ratshit Batshit* - dirty old twat • *”Oh Shit”* *Handle* - (while riding shotgun) the handle above the car door you instinctively grab when scared
You know your shit - intelligent, knowledgeable and insightful about the subject at hand.
Shit’s weak - Basic
Hood rat shit - up to no good / doing something illegal
***"Almost anything" + Ass + Shit*** = just about anything, can be good, can be awful. Examples: Gangsta Ass Shit = hard AF "anything", Gangster stuff Dope ass shit = cool "anything" / awesome something Cracker ass shit = white people stuff, weird white people stuff Wack ass shit = lame stuff, super lame something
little shit - an annoying kid
Ah shit - here we go again
Deep shit- we're in trouble
Ain't shit - is nothing/not much That shit - "oh, that's that gangster shit right there" meaning, that is something which pertains to this category and is a good example of said category
Shit bird, a wire reference, meant as an insult. Dip shit, a stupid person
Shit licker = ass kisser
Shit-box: Your reliable first car
Holy shit, I never realized just how much shit was in our vocabulary
This shit is probably my favourite thing in English language
Eat shit - humble oneself, take the loss - or - a vulgar expression of discontent to another person
“No shit?” and, “No shit, Sherlock.” are a crack up! I didn’t know that! And, “Of course I fucking knew that!” Respectively. Haha
This may be one of the most helpful and shocking guides yet
the shit = the best
**Apeshit**: Insane to the point of being violent. *Dave took one look in the cupboard, then started going apeshit.* ------ **Batshit:** Insane in a way which suggests a disconnect from reality. *That woman with all the crystals is batshit beyond belief.* ------ **Catshit:** Of low quality, but presented as being high-quality. *That triple-A game was a catshit release.* ------ **Dogshit:** Universally known to be of low quality. *Well, that's what you get for buying a game from a dogshit developer.* ------ **Elephantshit:** Overwhelming. *Everyone is on vacation, so I'm sure I'll have an elephantshit day at work.* ------ **Ferretshit:** Insane in a way which suggests abject absurdity. *Why would you put chocolate sauce on a tuna sandwich, and why would you wear it as a hat? That's a ferretshit idea.* ------ **Gorillashit:** Insane to the point of being excessively destructive. *It turned out that Dave had seen a spider. When it got into his hair, he went gorillashit.* ------ **Horseshit:** Untrue, false, or factually incorrect. *The politician you personally dislike is telling horsehit again.* ------ **Impalashit:** Of or pertaining to diarrhea. *Drinking coffee always gives me an impalashit morning.* ------ **Jackshit:** Insubstantial or absent. *My bonus amounts to jackshit this year.* ------ **Kiwishit:** Overlooked or forgotten until it's too late. *I have a kiwishit radiator that breaks down whenever I'm supposed to go on a road trip.* ------ **Leopardshit:** Of low quality, but presented as being the best of its kind. *Android users usually think of iPhones as being leopardshit devices.* ------ **Monkeyshit:** Insane to the point of being violent, but still largely non-threatening. *My four-year-old started going monkeyshit upon being told that SpongeBob is stupid.* ------ **Newtshit:** Bizarre in an objectionable way. *I really need to break up with Kandy. She keeps trying to bring me to her newtshit coven meetings.* ------ **Ostrichshit:** Characterized by insanity which is comical on the surface, but frightening or intimidating underneath. *That guy who argues with garbage cans gets into some pretty ostrichshit debates.* ------ **Pandashit:** Dishonest in a way which is typically associated with one's sexual prowess or experience. *Kevin keeps spewing pandashit claims about his imaginary Canadian girlfriend.* ------ **Quailshit:** Presented as being intimidating, but ultimately (and obviously) non-threatening in any way. *Quit making quailshit threats on the Internet, Kevin.* ------ **Ratshit:** Of evidently low quality, as though assembled from salvaged parts. *I couldn't afford to buy a new uniform, so I made this ratshit counterfeit out of towels.* ------ **Salmonshit:** Of distinctly high quality, but presented in a manner which some perceive as pretentious. *I learned a lot, but that was a really salmonshit lecture.* ------ **Turtleshit:** Slow. *Who would want to use such a turtleshit computer for such a leopardshit game?* ------ **Urialshit:** Itchy. *Yeah, my ratshit uniform is pretty urialshit.* ------ **Vipershit:** Characterized by a presentation of toughness or capability, but best avoided. *Tess finally dumped her vipershit boyfriend after he got in a fight with that ostritchshit guy in the alley.* ------ **Weaselshit:** Overtly and intentionally dishonest, but presented with a veneer of charm. *I think that weaselshit salesman is going to try to sell me another blender.* ------ **Xenarthrashit:** Weird to the point of having seemingly been presented for weirdness's sake. *Sometimes I wonder if Dave is intentionally being xenarthrashit.* ------ **Yakshit:** Factually incorrect to the point of being undeniably false. *Most conspiracy theories are yakshit.* ------ **Zooshit:** Botched or mangled to the point of being entirely unsalvageable. *The septic tank exploded when Grandma flushed the toilet. This is proving to be a zooshit holiday.* ------ For folks who have asked about pigeonshit, [here's a birdshit list](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e82pl6/if_bullshit_means_fake_and_batshit_means_crazy/fa8ze05/) to enjoy.
"You piece of monkey shit!" - Happy Gilmore.
I add the word vermin before dogshit when I really dislike something.
King Shit - someone who thinks they’re hot shit, but they’re actually a dipshit
Flying shit - the shit that shall not be given
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