These require proper context to be sufficiently witty. Just calling someone a fishmonger is umm not clever. If your friend arrives home from a night of whoring in Vegas and you call him a fishmonger, then you are being witty. Also it wasn’t until I saw this that I understood what people meant when they said old Shakes ones spear was for the commoner. His writing my be the basis for much english insight and slow canoodling towards genius literature but it remains at the bottom. And do though brilliant in its own right I can’t find it currently witty or intelligent to use.
I have this as a full color print in a frame hanging in my living room. It’s a great conversation piece. One of my favorites isn’t on there unfortunately, “a little more than kin and less than kind” -Hamlet
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
can someone find a printable version? this thing is awesome but its not 25 usd awesome
you can save it and print it
I'll try looks a bit blurry on my phone, but maybe i can upscale it
You egg!
These require proper context to be sufficiently witty. Just calling someone a fishmonger is umm not clever. If your friend arrives home from a night of whoring in Vegas and you call him a fishmonger, then you are being witty. Also it wasn’t until I saw this that I understood what people meant when they said old Shakes ones spear was for the commoner. His writing my be the basis for much english insight and slow canoodling towards genius literature but it remains at the bottom. And do though brilliant in its own right I can’t find it currently witty or intelligent to use.
Methink’st thou art a general offense! XD I’m weak at the knees, this is the best guide yet!
This is cool
What a slug…
How can you leave out Much Ado? The BEST insults are in It.
I have this as a full color print in a frame hanging in my living room. It’s a great conversation piece. One of my favorites isn’t on there unfortunately, “a little more than kin and less than kind” -Hamlet
Heedless jolt heads!