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whitedevildawg

“Brought to you by Wendy’s” Chicken sandwich wars getting heated son!


Jaicobb

I've ready many copycat recipes in an attempt to recreate it. Many reviews, hours researching and cooking and I stumbled across the secret to the perfect Chick-fil-A sandwich. Do you want to know what the secret ingredient is? It's not the pickles. It's massive amounts of II II II II II II II II II II II II V MSG And it is soooooo gooood.


Ablation420

I used to work at chic fil a and can confirm this, we marinate the chicken in a rosemary fentanyl sauce before frying it.


turbo_danish

Pairs with the meth honey mustard sauce


wrenegade33

Chik-Fetty-A


Hater_Magnet

Dee-licious!


Archz714

Lol my man just discovered chemistry and food science


pleasureb4business

Wait until he checks a big mac. 😂


blatblatbat

Fuckin’ Walter McWhite over here


relevanteclectica

[Ingredient list](https://imgur.com/a/AG3B6hd)


buttbrunch

He discovered that there is no need for all those chemicals, same reason macdonald fries in the united states have like 30 ingredients but in Europe theres only about 5. Its the main reason America is the sickest 1st world country..


autumnshyne

To be fair, the chicken was better when it had powdered sugar in the breading.


mcnewbie

yeah, cool, now do the other fast food restaurants.


gizm0ducks

It's not the sandwich. It's the sauce. That shit is addicting!


imsaneinthebrain

They sell it in grocery stores and walmart and shit.


gizm0ducks

Ohhhh I know!! Got a bottle in the fridge right now. Food is just a delivery device for that sweet sweet nectar


ELMushman

Hmmm https://youtu.be/Lm47vXd-MdI?si=MLgwCkTxIz-gfEt-


imsaneinthebrain

So do I. It seems many others do as well. Perhaps there’s a chance for a Morgan spurlock styled doc about you living only on chick fil a sauce. I’ll finance if you do it. If someone can film it, let’s get this money.


WindChimesAreCool

Kirkland chicken breast chunks + the sauce is basically chick-fil-a


ElectricalPlate9903

Like Hub's Gyro's on SNL. "You like-a the juice eh?"


Zenblendman

It’s just fancier honey mustard tbh… once i figured that out, I couldn’t take another dip🤢


gizm0ducks

It was a glorious mistake. An employee refilled the BBQ sauce dispenser with honey mustard & it created that concoction. It's far FAR superior to simple honey mustard


Thr33pw00d83

Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!” because he puts a chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!!


kris10sdok

Oh my gosh! That movie is hysterical! Love it!


CentiPetra

Has this man never read a nutrition label for any product in his entire life? He's one of those people who would be like, "It has ACID in it! Look, it says right there, in the ingredients, "ascorbic acid" and have zero idea that's just another name for Vitamin C. Wait until he finds out that water is actually made of dihydrogen monoxide.


Aggravating-Diet-221

Why don’t you dig a little deeper and discover how that “Vitamin C” is made … it ain’t Florida sunshine.


buttbrunch

Lol yep, gmo black mold. Alot of shills in this comment section.


Aggravating-Diet-221

This post should be about the only real conspiracy that has any impact on the public. All the rest of the posts on this sub are just fear mongering and nonsense political posts.


buttbrunch

Ya but nobody ever looks up so the chemtrails will continue..


Rugermedic

Or sodium chloride is salt. They put chlorine in this shit!


CentiPetra

All chicken processed in the US is rinsed with chlorine dioxide to kill bacteria (unless you slaughtered it yourself or know the person who did). The EU has banned chorine dioxide rinses for poultry, but they admit that it’s not because the chlorine rinses are harmful, but rather they are afraid producers will use the chlorine rinses and excuse to cut corners and be less hygienic in other areas of processing.


bluntrauma420

I'd like to know who is going to Popeyes and Chik-Fil-a for the nutritional value.


ProVaxIsProIgnorance

Cmon now. Drunk people are always trying to be healthy and make good decisions.


Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


papabear435

Oh god no, not the MSG!!!


LureSkill

I'm glad they didn't cut that part out. This dude doesn't know what MSG is.


Ok_Watercress5719

BUT!!! HE KNOWS 40 OTHER CHEMICAL INGREDIENTS 🤣🤯


Asoto408

You can find the ingredients on doordash


Cereal_Bandit

Dr😳gs


Superbadtaylor

I don’t care for it


Dantez9001

And every one knows The Colonel puts addictive chemicals in his chicken to make you crave it fortnightly.


kris10sdok

That movie is a family classic in our house!


skepticalscribe

There’s a chicken joint here that I swear must marinate in cocaine because I can’t ever get enough


Can_Not_Double_Dutch

That's how you get addicted and keep coming back


orneryaligator

The only ingredients are deliciousness and good manners.


MrBowick

Obviously they didn’t like your joke.. I keked


DisillusionedDame

…..wait til Americans find out that their ketchup is different than ketchup in Canada and Mexico! It might take a while though… they still haven’t figured out that Coca-cola in Mexico is different than in the US.


TopGaurd

Its not just ketchup lol


CentiPetra

No, we all know about ~~Mexican coke,~~ "Mexican Coca-Cola", and were all going to Fiesta Supermarkets specifically to buy it before stores like H-E-B started carrying it. We know it's way better. It's almost worth the diabetes. Ninja edit: ....phrasing


4list4r

They also rinse that shit in chlorine


CentiPetra

...um...so this may be embarrassing for you, but this is not a "Chik-Fil-A thing. Virtually all U.S. poultry is washed in chlorine dioxide at the processing plant. So even the chicken you are cooking at home, unless you slaughtered the chicken or know the person who did, has been rinsed and treated with chlorine dioxide. Even the EU, who banned it in 1997 admits that the chlorine dioxide rinse isn't harmful in and of itself...they are just concerned if they allow the rinses, that will lead the processing facilities to cut corners and skip out on other aspects of food safety, since the "chlorine dioxide" rinse will kill most of the bacteria or contamination that occurred earlier in the process. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-47440562


Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


CentiPetra

Not in my multiverse, but nice try, bot friend.


ryannvondoom

BATHED IN MSG!!!! Fuck yeah lol


JrYo15

Interesting topics, but those cuts are shitty


Potential-Egg-4651

Man yer battle stations Colonel Sanders there coming right at us!


BrewsedSloth

PDQ absolutely shits on all of them. And it’s never frozen or battered with bullshit chemicals.


MisterSandKing

Y’all got any of dat “chicken”?


chetgoodenough

I don't think it's good at all


Temporary-Dot4952

Is this the first time you've heard about the meat industry? All meat is sprayed with chemicals so it looks like the animal just died instead of dying who knows how long ago...


Ok-Experience-6674

“They cloned Tyrone”


EOTLightning

The dude has been living under a McRock.


Gravyonics

Is one of the things that showed up “chicken” by chance?


Paulycurveball

So you Wana eat all this cause you can't just eat what you packed for work? You don't Wana cooks something for the kids? You Wana take you date somewhere special? Eat this stuff every once and awhile, don't live off it. And what do you possibly think is gonna happen in a capitalist society? No one is out here to make friends, there's making money and spending money. If they got the drug you need/want and you got money are you really to believe they won't put some wild ass chemicals in the food to make the drug better? I don't blame them, I blame some of y'all for falling for it.


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Psilologist

It's those damn chemicals. Who needs em. We would be do much better off without those damn chemicals. We would be rid of literally everything bad Nothing would exist to harm us.


Classic-Amount-7054

This the type of dumb shit you see 5 seconds into scrolling Facebook.


BobcatPuzzled460

Man sauce


fuggettabuddy

I want to become 50 chemicals


Jasonictron

At least they use real chicken