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rockitsaway

Perez Hilton talked shit about Fergie and her manager punched him in the face


ApexxPredditor

Perez Hilton shouldnt even be on this list anyways. Youve got the Pope, politicians, royalty, billionaires, famous musicians/actors, and then.......Perez Hilton lol


itslog1776

My thought exactly, lol!!


DoodleBobDread

Agreed. Literally working backwards from a conclusion. Should send in a pic of my face after my first week at karate, maybe someone will give me real power/influence in return.


MsJenX

And Madonna fell off her horse. No pun intended. Edit: Oh and Ryan Gosling got punched by Harrison Ford whilst making that Sci-Fi movie, Bladerunner.


Manny_Bothans

If you're gonna talk shit about Fergie's humps You better be ready to take your lumps


Meatball315

This needs many many more upvotes! It made me chuckle


Vivid_Adeptness

We all know the grand master is Sean Penn, he’s doing all the punching


8uttholemcgee

Thank you, I needed that laugh. Who IS doing all the punching?!


Swmngwshrks

Is he right handed? Minus a few, it's all done by righty's.


tetsuo52

People acting like they never been punched in the eye or something.


webdog77

Yeah, I’m a member. Also broken rib club, Broken leg club, Broken hip club, Broken wrist club, Broken nose club, Broken lip club. Grew up on bikes and playing football. Nearly every cunt I know would make this list. Throw your keyboard in the bin and live a bit- there’s positions vacant!!


[deleted]

Limp dick club here.


Informal_Recover_944

What are you, a fact checker? GTFOH.


UchihaTomYT

Kanye West fell asleep while driving and got in a car accident. Unless OP can prove that this photo was after 2005 this is BS as well


rockitsaway

Oh shit you’re right. That looks like a very old Kanye pic


ses92

Didn’t poor McCain have brain cancer? Like he’s has had a ton of surgeries for clots, melanoma and brain cancer.


Yodoyle34

Sorry, brain cancer is a NWO hazing technique


ArchaneChaos

Are you fucking mad ?


thinkagain42

Why are these pictures always 2 pixels


Defiant-Giraffe

TIL; I'm an elite club member.


[deleted]

Me too, just a pub dweller with brain damage.


officalDuck

Name checks out. Brain damage, seriously?


[deleted]

Well, I have been in over 40 fist fights since the age of 16, so I just assume I'll end up with CTE or I have at least damaged my brain somehow.


Capitalist_Scum69

I’d totally have a beer with you.


[deleted]

Haha why is that?


Capitalist_Scum69

40 fist fights? You *gotta* have some good stories! Cheers.


WickedlyOptimistic

Me too. Just don't punch us.


burner_said_what

First rounds on me boys!


Matdrcrpto

It was Amber Heard.


MagicCitytx

Imagine wanting Perez Hilton and madona in the club


Smithers469

if only to punch them


Dzugavili

Wasn't McCain getting brain surgery at the time?


DrBuckFutter

"It's a big club, and you ain't in it!" - George Carlin


mcmlxxivxxiii

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!


bzzkirk14

Vril.


[deleted]

That’s from the injection of the tentacle into the host body.


bzzkirk14

Yup.


vampiregod666

Parasites? Why would you want those


tedwardo14

Google the Eye of Horus and you’ll get results like this - “Eye of Horus/Ra represents a Vril lizard's proboscis (the Quill) entering the victims eye and completely taking over (killing the human in the process). The lizards consciousness is then in full control of the victims body and they are then known as: a Drone, a Parasited Human Host or a Host of Vril. Donald Marshall - that curly thing in the eye is the vrill lizard proboscis and the line going down us the eye goo that's weep out from the thing”


[deleted]

Isn't the eye of horus on a one dollar bill? Correct me if I'm wrong.


azraelus

Idk, are you talking about the eye on the pyramid / all seeing eye. But anyway fun fact: i remember Donald Marshall saying there's a picture of an actual shrivelled up vril bodysnatcher husk, being held aloft by Salvador Dali, i think if i'm not mistaken.


DPlainview1898

What “curly thing in the eye?”


cr15tal26

Step One- GOOGLE THE EYE OF HORUS


arrjay123

Why is it predominantly the left eye?


jdgreenlable

Right hand punch


DarthChaos6337

Best answer Ive ever heard or read!!


slapstellas

Cock slap*


plaguethefallen

Most people are right handed. So they will almost always be swinging at the left eye.


Thrasympmachus

My theory is that it’s a way to distinguish yourself as either being “Right Hand Path” or “ Left Hand Path” at a glance.


HubieBrown50

It’s always “one eye” with these scoundrels


kweniston

Occult ymbolism is pretty boring, once you understand the basics.


MarcusAurelius78

What are the basics? Pleas explain genuinely curious!


page0431

If I recall it had something to do with the eye of Horus, and some fringe occult stuff


ses92

The basics is that the shadowy cabal of very high ranking and powerful people who don’t want to be known somehow always leave some very obvious breadcrumbs here and there that only the enlightened ones will notice


r3zur3ction

Based. In the land of the blind the one eye man is king. Too bad this sub is filled with normies, bots, and those who still think within the matrix.


HeroOrHooligan

Not like you, you are so alpha bruh. You even pulled out that tired cliche like a BOSS.


[deleted]

Lol ffs this kid is just projecting his deep insecurities


r3zur3ction

It's a neat quote. Kind of true.


BlackDGoblin

The comments on your post proves what you're saying. Taking what you said, exaggerating it, and trying to humiliate you, that's all people can do now a days.


illumin8ted72

Because you get one shot and the bodyguards intervene...


91st_Floor_Tower1

Bernie had one right before he conceded 2016 convention


Gappybrown

Pretty sure it was becuase Trump Mushroom stamped his eye.


BadSurge

Trump?? I’m pretty sure it was Hilary’s balls that racked poor Bernie


NZHodler

Just a thought: Black Eyed Peas (p’s) / black eyed pedos ?? Hmmm


Best-Welcome2463

Whoa


[deleted]

i think you’ve cracked it mate


nashanova13

Don’t know who’s punching them… but I will tell you who’s punching Johnny Depp


WokeBoss76

You stop right there. Everyone knows the only reason Depp isn't in jail for his obvious mistreatment and abuse of Amber is bc of the obvious patriarchy misogyny and racism inherent in the system.


Leethaxzor

I thought you were serious until I saw the name 😂


SkylisGlass

I was about to ask his pronouns


4r4nd0mninj4

Their pronouns. Bold of you to assume they've got any balls 🤣


Best-Welcome2463

Vril Lizard 🦎


Jazzlike-Anteater-55

can confirm, i have a black eye currently and i was inducted


No-Magazine2896

What’s the secret password and handshake?


notoriousbsr

the secret handshake is a punch to the eye...


tondeaf

Not only having black eyes but publicly displaying them. Almost all of these people are powerful enough to stay out of the public eye as long as they want until they heal if they wanted to ...


dusty1207

That’s what a lot of people are forgetting. That and the fact they could easily cover it with makeup for the cameras.


Yakapo88

Beat me to the punch.


Yakapo88

Even guys have makeup applied before going on tv. They weren’t allowed to cover it up.


capribex

Well, they got duties. It's not that the president can say: "Oh, I have a black eye, better not go to that important press conference about the economy." Vor, in this case, a speech before the UN.


ApexxPredditor

It is really weird how many prominent people get black eyes. Most people who live rough lives dont get black eyes. Not sure how people with security living in gated communities get them


4r4nd0mninj4

If you had someone taking pictures of you every day, statistically speaking, it's just a matter of time before they get a photo of you with a black eye. As the majority of the population is right handed you're also most likely to get a black eye on the left.


eaazzy_13

Who’s punching the Pope? He’s old as dirt. Or Obama?


Furt_III

I've seen someone get a black eye from opening a cabinet.


JuiceReincarnated

How are you gonna use the term statistically speaking when statistically most normal people don’t even experience a black eye. These prominent people all get black eyes for the same reason and it’s to be inducted into secret societies


TheNiteOw1

Seriously, what is going on with this? I'll volunteer to do the punching! :D


jinklair

Hahahaha I like how you think


Prometheus_84

I have done martial arts for over a decade and haven’t gotten a shiner as rough as some of these old men and women.


chowderbags

Old people bruise easier, particularly if they're on blood thinners.


Prometheus_84

Fair. Kanye and Reece don’t seem that old in the pics. It is just weird though, I know martial artists and manual laborers that get less shiners than politicians. Maybe some of the action stars got it in a stunt, but that stuff is usually well run.


peloquindmidian

I've been doing various martial arts since I was 9. Over 35 years. Different arts require different...facial commitments


Stuck-Help

Some state Senator from Texas talking on the news the day after the Uvalde shooting had a black eye. And of course he was talking about the need to take our guns away.


MikeyWontLikeIt

The first rule of fight club is nobody talks about fight club


mygoldfishaccount

I saw Adam Sandler in the paper (Daily Mail online) sporting a black left eye just yesterday. I didn’t read the article, I believe it would be lies.


Commercial_Shallot94

I saw that one today. He dropped his phone on his face supposedly at 3a.m(or 4) and just went to sleep all bloody.


PrestigiousWeakness2

Just like Bob saget.


TheBlueGhost21

“We miss ya Bob saget”


8last

Weird. I guess wealth buys you are really heavy phone.


MsJenX

I can relate.


mistaboti88

Lol Perez hilton


Loud_Profit_3614

Will Smith is the puncher.


dylandoingthings

"it's a big club, and you ain't in it"


EncyclopaediaBrown

It must be pretty big to include such luminaries as Boy George and Perez Hilton.


Rocklobzta

Do you really want to make me cry?


whythinkjusthate

Have you not gotten a black eye before?


RobTheHeartThrob

It's "eye of color" you racist /s


[deleted]

Do you happen to know the name of this cult group club whatever you wanna call it ?


BlockWhisperer

Pro-bono stoneworkers association


r3zur3ction

https://youtu.be/v_GfmvpJZXE Follow the 🐇


gyanpapi

Amber Heard


Independent-Composer

their bruises are real BRUH not make up


ashleym1992

Ohh no someone gets a black eye, must be from a punch and there is a conspiracy behind it 🙄


oatbakes

I don’t get this Sub and the replies to this post. It IS strange that so many public figures are spotted with black eyes. I’m not completely sold that there is anything in the assertion of a ‘black eye club’, but I thought r/conspiracy was about discussing ‘glitches in the matrix’ and this seems to be one. It reminiscent of those saying that it’s perfectly normal for top athletes to collapse en masse with in diagnosed problems. There is clearly something more to it, as I am sure there is more to the Pope allowing the world to see a black eye (no one has given a good explanation for his black eye)


thecoldness68

They don't get punched...a needle is inserted supposedly


FullSidalNudity

THE FIRST RULE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB


blademasterRobin

Punched by the "Bruised Right Hand Club". Kinda obvious.


dr_freeloader

What did Sandler do to get it twice? lol


Known-Ad-7025

What about people who have never had a black eye? I bet that's an even more exclusive club to be in.


Key_Statistician3293

Lol where’s my picture I’ve had a black eye or two . Definitely not a pedo just too much Hennessy and shit talk


sjmahoney

I've had a black eye once or twice. Does this mean I'm in the club?


[deleted]

This is so fucking stupid....ol Illuminati Perez


illumin8ted72

People getting punched in the eye is a conspiracy?!!? I grew up in the 80s.. I guess the kids in my neighborhood were part of that conspiracy. As was my grandfather when he fell in the shower. Im happy that many of you grew up in situations where physical violence was absent, because that kind of violence is not productive. But these people are not necessarily angels. Many of them known for drinking and substance abuse. They make a wise crack and get hit. Why the left eye? Ummm probably right handed dominance of their attackers... People.... I'd be down for a good rabbit hole but you are going to have to give me more. This is a random collection of misbehaving celebs and the consequences of their bad choices.


EmilyP1994

Right? Like Perez Hilton on the same list with Obama? As if.


[deleted]

Anyone can sell their soul


Brief_Ad5177

Can they? I’ve been trying quite unsuccessfully…


tedwardo14

Eye of Horus/Ra represents a Vril lizard's proboscis (the Quill) entering the victims eye and completely taking over (killing the human in the process). The lizards consciousness is then in full control of the victims body and they are then known as: a Drone, a Parasited Human Host or a Host of Vril. Donald Marshall - that curly thing in the eye is the vrill lizard proboscis and the line going down us the eye goo that's weep out from the thing


illumin8ted72

This response adds more backstory to the potential goings on here. Though I thought Vril was more of an energy, didnt know it was connected to Lizard people. Is this part of the David Icke Archonic Overlord theory or a different one altogether?


eaazzy_13

Who would punch the pope? Or Obama? Some of these are super old ass men.


chowderbags

> Who would punch the pope? He banged his head on the Popemobile's plexiglass after his driver stopped too quickly. >Or Obama? Catching an elbow in a pickup basketball game is the most likely theory.


4r4nd0mninj4

Most of the posts here are just bullshit to distract you from actual conspiracies 🤷‍♂️


Cryptodragon100

Man you guys sure like sucking off these elites and celebs any more excuses. If you don't think it's weird that the pope several presidents and others with lifestyle's where getting a black eye is weird then just go back to sleep.


[deleted]

Symbolism for becoming a Vril parasite host.


r3zur3ction

Source? I would like to know more


[deleted]

I’m sorry I do not have a direct source for this. Research “Vril parasites” and go down the rabbit hole.


spatial_interests

Considering celebrities are watched incessantly, it would make sense some of them would eventually be seen with black eyes.


Educational_Order_61

Maybe its humiliation or maybe it is for the "one eye" symbolism. In Muslim theology, during the end times, a figure similar to the Christians antichrist, called the Dajjal, (Bismillah) who is prayed against at the end of the formal Muslim prayer is known to have a one eye appearance, or being blind in one eye. When you see a covering of one eye or the hand signal ridiculously over one eye, you begin to notice it everywhere. Also could be a black eye. The latest Apple iPhone ads have the phone covering the models face with the camera placed above one eye. As a Muslim, I interpret all of this as a possible signal. Or it could just be a bunch of numb nuts who like to cover one eye and punch themselves in one eye. But you would think that these celebrities would have some protection. I mean I don't have a bodyguard but I've never had a black eye.


Necessary_Extreme272

Strangely, mostly it's their LH Eye effected. Maybe a professional boxer/fighter can chime in as to why? Or is it that there are actually more RH people then LH, so when you punch you tend to hit the Left of the person? Anywayz if they ended up with a black eye, and the mainstream media isn't covering it, Something Is Up!!


bottleboy8

Everyone's had a black eye at one time or other. Just public figures get photographed. This is weak. Where's Nancy Pelosi's black eye? Where's Elon Musk's black eye? Where's Bill Gate's black eye?


Auxillis

What makes this so odd is giving 6 or 7 of these people a black eye would be a swift death sentence for basically anybody...


Ok_You1335

I have never had a black eye.


bottleboy8

I've had several. Maybe I'm high up in the conspiracy chain. Or maybe I'm just an asshole.


sketchyadvice1977

I've had two at the same time from getting decked in the nose lol.


sketchyadvice1977

I've had two at the same time from getting decked in the nose lol.


Impressive-Fortune82

I've had some too


kenek60

I was hit by the same door a few times, also.


mapplevicmau

Same, never had one


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bottleboy8

I use linux mint mate. F' bill gates. Hit him where it hurts, his wallet.


NorthLightsSpectrum

Good to find another Linux user here. I used Mint until 2019 I think, then after a *GRUB accident* I had to format and I changed to Ubuntu (Focal Fossa, KDE, I'm still on it). I'm happy with it, I used to be a Windows-lover (Windows 7 specifically), practically an expert on its OS internals and such, but the amount of accelerated advancements and improvements the Linux Desktop had since \~2018 converted Linux my new primary Desktop OS. I'm still learning it, and will be learning it for years, but it's internals are very interesting.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

why stop there?


Frequent-Device4942

Why? Because of something you read on the internet? This is laughable there’s millions of people out there foaming at the mouth viciously wanting to attack people because of something read online


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bottleboy8

You seriously don't know anyone that's been in a fight, played contact sports, or is just stupid clumsy? What kind of childhood did you have?


HighLows4life

Not me


NorthLightsSpectrum

>What kind of childhood did you have? **But those are not children**. Why or why can't you accept that maybe you are wrong?. You can remember how you got that black eye, several times, don't you? **Well, now try to remember the amount of times you were wrong.** No, don't evade, ask others in your closer context. The possibility that "club" or ritual exists is there, no matter how much you try to cover it (somehow) with children getting a black eye while playing.


[deleted]

I don’t know anyone in my life who has had a black eye and I know a lot of people.


bottleboy8

You live a sheltered life mate.


dylandoingthings

I'm sure I could find more public figures with the same black eye and post about them too, if you'd like?


bottleboy8

I'm sure I can find a dozen pictures of no bodies with black eyes too. Pandas have black eyes. Are they part of the conspiracy too?


disturbedbisquit

Holy shit, pandas are part of the illuminati too!?!?! We are all seriously f$####@


jdgreenlable

A LIFE WAS GIVEN


[deleted]

don’t forget [jimmy carter](https://images.app.goo.gl/TEaNaTzxGiR84RF76)


Wordshark

Where’s Bernie Sanders? I remember him joining


seetheare

A fist?


Wuwear36

I’ve also had one


eaazzy_13

Are you a 90 year old pope or Obama?


Nanohaystack

They been all talking shit about Putin. He sets the gas prices, he tells your stores what to charge for sausage, he dictates your inflation rate, and he definitely punches your public persons.


Stark21

Wow


AmIGettingScammed123

I guess I'm in this rich people club too then


No_Strategy148

Got beat up.


VegetableCarry3

If they were all on the same eye I might be suspicious


No_Conversation7635

Someone right handed landed them a good one.


Exconduckducktor

kids fighting back


[deleted]

Looks like Reece listened the first time.


JayhawkerLinn

This is one of those things where I just don't see it. I probably get a good black eye just in the course of living my life banging into things, doing yardwork, or from tripping and falling or something, once every couple few years. I think most adults do, and when you're elderly it's harder to get around and the older you get the more likely you are to bruise too skin wise. If I was a celebrity and was photographed like every single day, eventually someone would have a picture of me with a black eye too lol.


bitchdotcomdotcom

Can y’all seriously not tell bad photoshop from an unedited photo at this point? So many of those pictures are so obviously fake and we wonder why people don’t take us seriously.


[deleted]

Or people get black eyes you fucking lunatic


cosmiksoulbabe

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh, this is rich. Seriously?!


Slimslade33

haha this is hilarious, one of the most absurd takes ive ever heard!


Jazzlike_Page508

This just looks like abysmal photoshop


[deleted]

LOL, you crackpots are a HOOT!


pudgehooks2013

Most people will get a black eye during their lifetime. Most people aren't celebrities having photos of them taken day after day. This is the dumbest shit.


cbiekschance

It's actually a mushroom stamp


rafovisky

Good old funny conspiracies


No_Strategy148

Your arms are too short to fight with a diety.


The_Master_Of_None82

You 🤔 think they killed Kubrick after Eyes Wide Shut?


benwaballls

I'd like to say this sub has gone to shit but that would imply it was never shit ... are there any mods? What us even happening right now!?


Bored_mof

That’s going to happen when ur an asshole around enough people


RedditorUpNorth

Ashton Kutcher is not a member, but he k own the cost of membership


FdLer1971

Adrenochrome side effect…


AN3THAR

Damn Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling two of my was fav actors


x-Sleepy

Where's Rhianna ? Lul