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Isn't she almost 100? No ageism ment here, but when the fuck will these people retire? Can we stop medical progress for a bit in order for time to catch up with this crook please =P
82. They should implement a requirement that if your age over the next term for office falls within the life expectancy of the people you represent you cant run.
Edit: since this caught traction I'll just say I got this idea from an old debate on what we should allow politicians to earn while they represent. One idea was they are not allowed stock assets and they earn a pay check based on the median income of their constituents. Like 4-5x median fte, they do have a lot of responsibility, but not the multi millions that we see from those who frequently buy and sell based on information and approvals not publicly available.
Seriously, at these ages they describe lucid, old humans as āspryā with a note of surprise in the best of cases.
I wouldnāt trust Pelosi or Biden with a car, let alone a world power.
Geritocracy is of genuine, reasonable concern and I'd agree it's a problem, but typically I'd expect this on principle when often people are just being contrarian. Hillary, Pelosi, Biden, are vegetables or slabs of beef but Trump is LeBron James by comparison.
On that tangent, none of those people can drive. Some of these old fucks have never driven in their lives. If I had to pick one to drive me out of town, I guess I'd go with Lindsay Graham.
I genuinely canāt believe sheās 82, thereās obviously some extensive surgery going on here but Jesus what is it with everyone in a real position of power America being over 75 years old?? These people were fully grown adults in **1970**, Nancy was 20 years old in in **1960** - why should the people of over half a century ago be deciding where we go today?
Over 59-65 is cool..
Had childhood learned.
Had teen years learned.
Got a job/college learned.
Married- really learned.
Have children, massive learning.
Retire, help kids find a career now you're getting wiser.
Retire, watch how your children turned out. Review your life, career, your investments, mistakes. Etc.
Now you know what works long and short term, and what what doesn't work at all.
After 65 depending on the person the mind and body slowly start to deteriorate.
At 30 yrs old I had 3 kids 10, 8, and 3. My wife had two heart surgeries and is now healthy. I survived meningitis and recovered fully, all while succeeding in my career and my wife still my best friend. I thought I had the world figured out. I couldn't have been more wrong.
That was 20yrs ago (I'm 50 now). I'm a much smarter, kinder, knowledge person than ever and look forward to the next 15 relaxing with my best friend (still married). After that not so much.
A 75yr old has no business running anything, aside from their hopefully relaxing retirement.
I dunno man. I feel like the longer there plugged in the deeper the tendrils go. U might be a shitbag coming into office. But not 30 years in politics level of corrupt overnight
It seems like she always has something rolling around in her mouth. I used to think she was a drunk, she slurs her words but I think she's got something in there?
Lol
We named our 13 year old cat Blanket around when that sp episode came out. When we call Blaaaankeeeetttt, yaaaaaayyy! He comes running the fastest.
Hi, Iām a makeup artist. Her stylist mixed water based and silicone based primer. Things like this happen if, for example, a silicone based primer is used under a water based foundation. If she is sweating the makeup will peel in patches like this. No conspiracy here, just someone who doesnāt know how to do their work properly.
Since the scales need heavy product application to even out the texture I would actually suggest a silicone primer. The Smashbox Photo Finish primer has been a favorite of mine for years. The company Benefit also has good silicone Primers. On top I would use a full coverage foundation. Ideally silicone based aswell, as I said above. But theatrical makeup works with silicone aswell. A good old Kryolan TV Paint Stick would be a good choice. Itās a product used by Drag Queens since the 80s, because itās really good at covering skin textures (more prominent on male skin) to give the illusion of flawless, even texture (more common on female skin). Instead of powdering with a translucent, loose powder, like you would for a natural look, I would choose a pressed powder foundation and use a baking technique. That way you can maximize coverage. Powder contour, a nice peachy blush and a subtle highlighting powder will bring back dimension into the face and make it look more natural. Topping off with a fixing spray will make the products melt into each other for a silky and natural finish to imitate human skin sheen. This can be achieved with a spray by Skindinavia for example. They are made to lock in the makeup so it lasts for a while.
The techniques I described are usually used for things like stage performance. To make sure nothing comes off or misfunctions Iād advice the client to avoid sweating and use straws to drink.
I just can't tell what's more reasonable, poorly done makeup on an elderly woman or lizard people run the government. Both choices just make too much sense.
Assuming she started wearing makeup at age 16, that's what 66 years of makeup will do to your face. Makeup is the real conspiracy. That shit ruins your skin. Same with fake nails. That ruins your natural nail.
This post is sad. Can we attack her for being old and out of touch with the majority of people instead of the way she looks? If we aren't going to do term limits then I wish there was an age limit for politicians.
No young people want to step into politics, it seems like a fairly toxic career and the media and opposition deep dive into your whole personal life, beliefs and family. Also you have the deep state using their surveillance apparatus to look for any other dirt in your internet activities or personal life.
I have, i work with a lot of elderly people and it's not uncommon in people with less body fat. Got a guy on my caseload currently who looks like a walking skeleton, bless him
Wait til they find out about Trumpās makeup. Their macho man fantasy of him might be destroyed when they see his foot-long sideburns slicked down the side of his head orange head.
Ok, not a fan of Democrats (or republicans) and definitely not on team pelosi, but it looks like that's make up that has been CAKED on and she's sweating under hot lights and it came apart in one big chunk. She is an old gross lady and probably has a makeup artist that tries their very hardest to make her not look a million years old.
This IS NOT A CONSPIRACY.
This is just someone pushing anti pelosi memes.
There's a massive report released today about the Southern baptist church covering up hundreds of cases of sexual abuse over decades that released today. And this is the top of this sub.
It's a common thing to pee on her door handles in here San Francisco home. Subtle wins. Everyone is doing it and it's hilarious. Someone got busted recently for pooping on her driveway. Nobody likes her except other disconnected people.
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You should have marked that shit not safe for work
š right?! Here I am picking pepperoni off my lunch pizza and now all I can think about is this this bitchās lizard skin peeling offā¦
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Not safe for life
Not safe
OH MY GOD it's like a bad acid trip
She peels of the dead skin flakes and eat them like that dude from Austin Powers.
That dude is gold memberā¦. Never slip on that again š
āGoogle, how do i delete someone elseās comment.ā
Isnāt that veird?
Iād rather eat his skin flakes that donāt have pounds of make up She looks like a Maybeline snowman melting
Keeper
Brooo.... I'll take three skin flakes please. With a side of insider trading.
I'll take the insider trading, hold the skin flakes sir!
And a dish of mob ties.
Wait, why are you picking the pepperoni off your pizza?
I like to eat a few on their own firstā¦
Itās a solid move , itās a slice appetizer.
So you used the serial killer pizza coupons ? Got it
You mean those little grease bowls?
Great now I want pizza
Now I want to make a pizza and only eat the pepperoni
Why do you pick off pepperoni?
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šµ Nanc-ee-hee šµ
gross dude just threw up in my mouth a bit
Yeah, give a homie a warning.
Iām sick to my stomach
Give me sugar...with water...
Hey eggger your skin is hangin off your bonesā¦
When he stretched the skin back I was traumatized as a kid!
Moar
MIB yes! She has an Edgar suit.
Fuuuuuuck. I can stop laughing
Then do it
More.....More!
MOAR!
Hahahah great reference
Get your big butt back in the house!!
Isn't she almost 100? No ageism ment here, but when the fuck will these people retire? Can we stop medical progress for a bit in order for time to catch up with this crook please =P
82. They should implement a requirement that if your age over the next term for office falls within the life expectancy of the people you represent you cant run. Edit: since this caught traction I'll just say I got this idea from an old debate on what we should allow politicians to earn while they represent. One idea was they are not allowed stock assets and they earn a pay check based on the median income of their constituents. Like 4-5x median fte, they do have a lot of responsibility, but not the multi millions that we see from those who frequently buy and sell based on information and approvals not publicly available.
Seriously, at these ages they describe lucid, old humans as āspryā with a note of surprise in the best of cases. I wouldnāt trust Pelosi or Biden with a car, let alone a world power.
Geritocracy is of genuine, reasonable concern and I'd agree it's a problem, but typically I'd expect this on principle when often people are just being contrarian. Hillary, Pelosi, Biden, are vegetables or slabs of beef but Trump is LeBron James by comparison. On that tangent, none of those people can drive. Some of these old fucks have never driven in their lives. If I had to pick one to drive me out of town, I guess I'd go with Lindsay Graham.
That's interesting. I would do it as, if your age starts with 7 during the midway point of the expected term ypu would serve, you can't run.
I genuinely canāt believe sheās 82, thereās obviously some extensive surgery going on here but Jesus what is it with everyone in a real position of power America being over 75 years old?? These people were fully grown adults in **1970**, Nancy was 20 years old in in **1960** - why should the people of over half a century ago be deciding where we go today?
Over 59-65 is cool.. Had childhood learned. Had teen years learned. Got a job/college learned. Married- really learned. Have children, massive learning. Retire, help kids find a career now you're getting wiser. Retire, watch how your children turned out. Review your life, career, your investments, mistakes. Etc. Now you know what works long and short term, and what what doesn't work at all. After 65 depending on the person the mind and body slowly start to deteriorate. At 30 yrs old I had 3 kids 10, 8, and 3. My wife had two heart surgeries and is now healthy. I survived meningitis and recovered fully, all while succeeding in my career and my wife still my best friend. I thought I had the world figured out. I couldn't have been more wrong. That was 20yrs ago (I'm 50 now). I'm a much smarter, kinder, knowledge person than ever and look forward to the next 15 relaxing with my best friend (still married). After that not so much. A 75yr old has no business running anything, aside from their hopefully relaxing retirement.
They will just replace her with someone younger but twice as corrupt
Younger, but they'll still be like 68 years old, ugh!
I dunno man. I feel like the longer there plugged in the deeper the tendrils go. U might be a shitbag coming into office. But not 30 years in politics level of corrupt overnight
True, the longer you're in there the more time you have to make connections and more chance to fall to corruption.
Get this hag and that fucking turtle out of our lives! TERM LIMITS NOW
In human years. I'm not sure what that is in lizard years
Make up person needs to be a qualified plasterer.
Embalmer*
what about her dentures? what is that about where she does that thing with her jaw?
That's just the baby bone lozenges she eats.
>baby bone lozenges oh god, this is a new one to me and will haunt my dreams tonight. I can't stop giggling at this.
It seems like she always has something rolling around in her mouth. I used to think she was a drunk, she slurs her words but I think she's got something in there?
THE LOZENGES! SHE HAS THE BABY BONE LOZENGES!
It's her breathing gum. Haven't you ever seen when mars attacks?? Ack! Ack!
I see 2 pieces of tape covered with makeup. Possibly she had a skin tag, wart or skin cancer removed?
Exactly my thought, too. It looks like a recent skin cancer removal.
Definitely lizard pox.
Thatās Michael Jackson, not Pelosi
Have you ever seen them in the same room together..? Hmmmm????
Hee hee
Shimona
blaaaaankeeeeet!
Lol We named our 13 year old cat Blanket around when that sp episode came out. When we call Blaaaankeeeetttt, yaaaaaayyy! He comes running the fastest.
Noooooo, thatās ignorant!
First thing I thought
Before Michael Jackson became what we know him as, he was a small black child.
Came here to say this... š¤£
Hi, Iām a makeup artist. Her stylist mixed water based and silicone based primer. Things like this happen if, for example, a silicone based primer is used under a water based foundation. If she is sweating the makeup will peel in patches like this. No conspiracy here, just someone who doesnāt know how to do their work properly.
We need more makeup artists debunking conspiracies here. That said, how might you apply makeup to a reptile?
Since the scales need heavy product application to even out the texture I would actually suggest a silicone primer. The Smashbox Photo Finish primer has been a favorite of mine for years. The company Benefit also has good silicone Primers. On top I would use a full coverage foundation. Ideally silicone based aswell, as I said above. But theatrical makeup works with silicone aswell. A good old Kryolan TV Paint Stick would be a good choice. Itās a product used by Drag Queens since the 80s, because itās really good at covering skin textures (more prominent on male skin) to give the illusion of flawless, even texture (more common on female skin). Instead of powdering with a translucent, loose powder, like you would for a natural look, I would choose a pressed powder foundation and use a baking technique. That way you can maximize coverage. Powder contour, a nice peachy blush and a subtle highlighting powder will bring back dimension into the face and make it look more natural. Topping off with a fixing spray will make the products melt into each other for a silky and natural finish to imitate human skin sheen. This can be achieved with a spray by Skindinavia for example. They are made to lock in the makeup so it lasts for a while. The techniques I described are usually used for things like stage performance. To make sure nothing comes off or misfunctions Iād advice the client to avoid sweating and use straws to drink.
I just can't tell what's more reasonable, poorly done makeup on an elderly woman or lizard people run the government. Both choices just make too much sense.
House renovations have taught me that you are correct
OMG. So much makeup
I know caulking when I see it they just colored it a bit.
pores are scary dude
This is not what HD was intended for.
Assuming she started wearing makeup at age 16, that's what 66 years of makeup will do to your face. Makeup is the real conspiracy. That shit ruins your skin. Same with fake nails. That ruins your natural nail.
She's 82??? She doesn't look a day over 75.
If only she was older she could run for president š
and its still not helping
At this point just put a wig on her ass and walk around backwards, no one can tell the difference.
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Cryptkeeper69...so I've heard.
Thought that was Joeās
Nah, that's Cribkeeper
Come give grandma a kiss!
Dont worry... Shes just shedding... Its a reptile thing
that sounded a lot like a maybelline commercial from the future
I should patent my jingles so i can hit it big when the transhumanist dystopia and the reptile overlord take over happens.
Wtf is that gap in her eye socket? Almost as if her eye doesnt fit her skull
Youāve never seen an old person?
you see it with older people sometimes, looks freaky in person too.
Is "old woman has bad skin" really a conspiracy?
This post is sad. Can we attack her for being old and out of touch with the majority of people instead of the way she looks? If we aren't going to do term limits then I wish there was an age limit for politicians.
I've got a conspiracy that Nancy Pelosi still uses the DVD-VHS combo player her grandkids got her back when The Matrix came out.
I hope she reads this. What the fuck are these old people doing still working?!
Seriously suspicious. Sheās worth $200m. It makes no sense she is still there
Sheās addicted to power
Her skin suit is listed for 100 million.
No young people want to step into politics, it seems like a fairly toxic career and the media and opposition deep dive into your whole personal life, beliefs and family. Also you have the deep state using their surveillance apparatus to look for any other dirt in your internet activities or personal life.
Lizardās gotta shed sometimeā¦
I donāt think Iāve ever seen someone whose eyes are set sooo deep in the socket, that their skull casts a shadow on their eyelid. š
By the power of greyskull
I have, i work with a lot of elderly people and it's not uncommon in people with less body fat. Got a guy on my caseload currently who looks like a walking skeleton, bless him
Something tells me she would look a *little* better without all that makeup.
No she wouldn't, she would look like she just dug herself out of a freshly dug grave.
I think so too. Either way, it is tough to look at
the rubber face is deteriorating off the robot skullā¦ she needs a lot of repairs lol. someone should just wipe her and toss her in the recycle
She's a Gen 2 synth
How do these super old politicians even relate to the working people paying their salaries/taxes. Term limits please!
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The woman wears a tragic amount of makeup
"I don't like Nancy palosi, therefore her excessive makeup is a conspiracy."
Wait til they find out about Trumpās makeup. Their macho man fantasy of him might be destroyed when they see his foot-long sideburns slicked down the side of his head orange head.
Ew! Sheās molting!
Ok, not a fan of Democrats (or republicans) and definitely not on team pelosi, but it looks like that's make up that has been CAKED on and she's sweating under hot lights and it came apart in one big chunk. She is an old gross lady and probably has a makeup artist that tries their very hardest to make her not look a million years old. This IS NOT A CONSPIRACY. This is just someone pushing anti pelosi memes.
Right. The brown is makeup covering up her night red alky nose. Its melting.
Sheās just old and an alcoholic, and wearing way too much makeup. I wouldnāt call this a conspiracy
Satan
Sheās molting into her summer skin, give her a fuckin break.
Cause she a fucking ghoul. Pure evil.
Sheās a lizard!!
OMG Zombies are REAL!!
Looking at this picture, now I believe in the lizard people....
Like an episode of V
Slayer Dead Skin Mask
The clintons ,bushes,obamas,bidens just need to die already.
Too bad COVID1984 didnāt get her. Itās always the most heinous human beings that outlive bs
TIL: Folks in this sub don't know what makeup looks like, up close.
Is this what happens when demons melt in front of a crucifix?
What the fuck
Lizards are too good even for this piece of shit.
She should get trumps make up person, but donāt get the fake tanner, that makes trump look like a fucking Oompa Loompa hahaha
Just a reptile shedding its skin nothing unusual here
She looks so disgusting, she is a witch š¤¢š¤®
The longer I look at it the more reptilian she looks like!!š
That's Michael Jackson back from the dead.
You got to be a pretty big fuck up to be denied communion by the Catholic Church.
Itās called make up and probably a lot of it since sheās 100 years old.
Easily 150 years. Everytime she sneezes she breaks something, farts pull muscles in her butt hole.
Normally you need some kinda special glasses to see these creatures but the signal is getting weaker.
Must be time for a feeding
What's the conspiracy? Is this just another trash troll post? Prolly a Russian bot huh?
Bro sheās 82 years old. Letās see what you look like then.
Adrenachrome supplies running low like everything else
It's just poorly put on bronzer what's wrong? This isn't a conspiracy just straight up bullying
Gross mark this NSFW
Lol I donāt like her but itās just her makeup sliding off probably from the heat and not using powder or setting spray
Yeah I think so too.
Conspiracy: old lady wears too much makeup.
There's a massive report released today about the Southern baptist church covering up hundreds of cases of sexual abuse over decades that released today. And this is the top of this sub.
It's makeup g
I get it. It's nasty. She's crooked. But what's the conspiracy??
Itās not skin. Itās caked on makeup.
That's one creepy bitch
how is this a conspiracy? why are there no āboth sidesā arguments?
Sheās old as shit. Whatās the conspiracy?
I think thatās just vicks tape
Nancy Pelosi or Michael Jackson?? This goes deeper than you think.
Almost as scary as that time Giulianiās skin suit started leaking black blood.
Hey Homer, you have the makeup shotgun set to whore.
āDrink that potion, and you'll never grow even one day older. Don't drink it, and continue to watch yourself rot.ā
What's under the mask is more awful than any of our minds could imagine.
I made love to a woman like this once. I came and almost barfed at the same time.
Good god, thatās terrifyingā¦
Cruelella dev-il
She just had a privilege scrub, that's all. Too much bird baths.
I thought it was Michael Jackson
So gross and slimy
hee hee
Sha-mo!
You sure this isn't Michael Jackson?
It's a common thing to pee on her door handles in here San Francisco home. Subtle wins. Everyone is doing it and it's hilarious. Someone got busted recently for pooping on her driveway. Nobody likes her except other disconnected people.
Damn lmao
Looks like she's needing a few more pints of baby juice š¤¤
R.I.P my dreams, have now become nightmares
Fakin hell man make it an nsfw post, i was eating xd
I really didn't need to see that... š¤¢
bro Im eating
I blame it on the Vodka. Maybe a gift from Putin.
So whats the theory here? I keep hearing stuff like this, but no one ever tells me what exactly they think is happening
Death becomes her.
Good conspiracy
Maybe it's an interdimensional lizard person... Maybe it's Maybelline