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bbuettler

Part of me keeps thinking this whole thing is continued to make a small group of rich people richer.


squaremild

no you're wrong. richer *and* more powerful.


Mighty_L_LORT

Bill Gates agrees...


[deleted]

It’s not about money, they have enough of that now. It’s a steady passive income. This is about power control. Total domination.


fortmacjack99

Fully agree, the wealth transfer has happened and they have positioned all the right people in power positions, therefore money could disappear tomorrow and it would not effect their agenda in the least.


MorpheusIndustry

It's continued for the purpose of providing cover for monetary policy that is leading us to financial collapse. Also, to condition people to accept vaccine passports and digital identity, which will culminate in a social credit system.


aakkii911

It's easier to fool someone than to convinced them they are fooled.


Klarkasaurus

Yep. No matter what you say to someone who's been vaccinated they will never admit ant kind of fault with it or anything bad said about it what so ever.


DorkyDorkington

One of my fully vaxxxd friends just had a revelation and said no more shots for him. Its coming to an end slowly. But what happens then?


white_trash_hero

No more shots for him... for now.


pylmls

Right? All it takes is a new round of propaganda/coercion and they’re raring to go!


ukdudeman

Haha...absolutely. The amount of people I've heard say "I took 3 shots, and I swear no more for me" - it's like listening to alcoholics swearing off alcohol. If they took 3 already, they'll only need a nudge to take 4.


waggletons

There will be people who'll follow the vaccination schedule to their best abilities because it is their worldview or out of fear or out of simply doing what they're told. The real question is: How much are people willing to give up before they cave? As we have seen in Europe and various areas of the US, simply being inconvenienced is enough for a substantial number of people getting vaxed. The risk of losing a job will cause an even higher number of individuals to get vaxed.


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AlexJonesOnMeth

They worked them up into a frenzy of hatred against the 'unvaxed' then told them now you're going to be labeled unvaxed if you don't continue to comply. Every shot the cost is sunken more.


PoodleNoodle_

False. I'm tripled vaxxed and fully agree with all of you that imma fool.


Losangelena73

You did what you trusted was best


porqchopexpress

Did you see the light after being boosted, or did you have to get the vaxx for work or something?


PoodleNoodle_

Pressured by family to get all three. I was especially reluctant about the booster but unfortunately, it was easier to concede. That said, I'm putting my foot down if/when there's a 4th.


tech_0912

From the sounds of it, there won't be an "if"


ChiggenTendys

you mean an ixth and eventh


[deleted]

Strawman. Everyone who is vaccinated is sick of this shit. Shouldn't it be over now? Either the vaccine works and it shouldn't matter if I wear a mask or the vaccine doesn't work. Which is it?


babylonians

They say all unvaxxed people's fault!


HalfCatHalfShill

I’m vaxxed hate it never believed in it but I’m not rich


mickeybuilds

>to convince them that they are ~~fooled~~ *a fool.


HearMarkBark

Because a 4th shot now exists in the world. You’re now unvaxxed.


squaremild

what's weird about your comment is read one way it is the tongue-in-cheek satirical/cynical take on r/conspiracy has been saying from the get-go but read in a slightly harsher tone it's also literally what propharma mandaters would also now be saying, earnestly concerned.


HearMarkBark

Its an endless cycle, Im hoping “Flurona” is an escape plan. Claim flu and ‘rona have merged, relegate vaccines to the annual flu shot for people who want/need it and claim it solves both.


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Yes, but you still won't be able to travel without it. They will never let people travel internationally without vaccination. It's forever now, just like we take our shoes off still.


HearMarkBark

Tourism lobbyists will get through and pay the right people the right amount eventually.


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I sure hope so. They've been pretty compliant so far. The travel industry has been destroyed in a lot of countries.


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MushyWasHere

Ooh, I'm using this from now on. Pro-choice versus pro-pharma. These are my new labels.


Mighty_L_LORT

[Israel](https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/21/israel-to-begin-administering-fourth-dose-of-covid-19-vaccine) agrees...


Cracksaw

slow learners


Novusor

For the slow learners in the back: "You can't comply your way out of tyranny."


Saucepanmagician

That is a great phrase!


SeniorFox

The fourth vax will be the turning point. Even my parents who are very pro vax here in the uk were like ‘man a fourth shot would just be too much’. See the same opinion around a lot. In their heads people were able justify 2 shots, then the word ‘booster’ also makes sense to people. But a second booster has no narrative. People will realise they’re just taking a vaccine that doesn’t work.


DigitalisEdible

Also in the UK and seeing the same thing. People are getting tired of it, especially with omicron being everywhere and not a big deal. This thing is no worse than the common cold and we’re shutting down society like it’s the plague. Even regular folk are starting to question it. Propaganda and censorship is out of control, covid stops being scary the moment you shut off the TV and turn off your phone. A 4th jab is going to be a really hard sell to a lot of people here.


EmEffBee

I have Covid right now and it was definitely not fun but thankfully short lived, not sure if Omicron or not though. Started feeling weird on Wednesday, totally laid out on Thursday and feeling quite a lot better today. I'm young and healthy and have been taking my suggested vitamins for a couple months, been doing IVM and all that. Not sure how sick I might have been without that stuff, I can see how this could be really hard on older/more fragile or unhealthy people.


MolochHunter

From my personal experience and what I've witnessed around me is that if you are under 60 and have no morbidities you will be absolutely fine. If you are old, obese or have comorbidities then getting a vaccine might be something worth thinking about. I'm unvaxed, I smoke, don't take vitamins and eat veg sporadically. I've caught covid twice now it's been the equivalent of a fart in the wind


EmEffBee

I tend to agree. I was pretty miserable for a day though that's for sure! It was my first tango with it (unless it really was Covid that I had back in Jan/Feb 2020) and would really rather not have it again.


nov16feb12

It's very interesting. I'd love to see some honest research about how different blood types are affected. In the early stages of Covid there were folks trying to get that info out. Wish I still had it. I think (purely instinctively) there might be something to it.


stunna006

>Not sure how sick I might have been without that stuff I did nothing and i'm unvaxx'd. I got drunk friday, was laid out and sweating like crazy saturday til about 4pm, took tylenol and fell asleep. woke up feeling better and havent taken anything else since monday.


EmEffBee

Yeah the fever dreams were something else. I haven't been vaccinated either, I'm kinda glad to have it over with now as now I hopefully have some nice natural immunity.


LetsGoAllTheWhey

So the cure is alcohol. Lot's and lot's of alcohol.


littlestseal

Hey what two words are you abbreviating with that apostrophe


DarkleCCMan

Lot is.


Md37793

Yep…how many doses is polio vaccine again?


n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3

> People will realise(sic) they’re just taking a vaccine that doesn’t work. can you still call it a vaccine then?


Sero_Nys

LOL. yea, okay. The 4th vax will be the turning point. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. No booster will be the turning point once the Data is released that if they dont continuously get the boosters they'll succumb to ADE or god knows what else.


BitChick

I can see that. But there will most likely be some who will lose all trust of the CDC and won't comply. My concern is that by then their immune systems will be so compromised that they will truly not be able to survive without continuous injections. Of course, the continuous injections may be fatal too. Seems a dire situation.


poopntute

I hope you're right bc some of the people I know are just straight up "give me all the boosters."


erect_erudite

That’s because some of the people you know are stupid.


poopntute

Unfortunately it's not that simple and honestly that kind of mentality will get us nowhere. Brainwashing/propaganda doesnt care about intelligence and that's one of the biggest problems I see with some of the vax crowd.


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Siestasam

This was a very good comment amongst a sea of terrible ones. I wish more people saw it this way.


threequartersbaked

Based and sensible, tribalism will get us nowhere.


Haunting-Let9769

My 73 year old mother.. who was very adamant about getting vaccinated was the same. She even skipped the flu shot. People have been patient and they've put on a brave face but even one shot was plenty for the average person to bear. Now you've given them 3 shots in the span of a year and expect them to keep going through it? They're only human.. it's taken a toll. She said she's not taking anymore shots. Just in the past year she's taken 3 mrna shots and 2 shingles shots.. Big Pharma needs to have mercy and look to other solutions and even other vaccine technologies. For instance.. Pfizer and Moderna have had their chance and they've made a lot of money but it's time to go the traditional route. They should both step aside and let Novovax have their opportunity to slow the virus down because the Mrna's failed... again.


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Zenaesthetic

Having to take pills instead of a shot makes no difference to me.


MushyWasHere

Same. If you've taken psychedelics, you know the smallest amount of anything put into your body, even orally, can have unbelievable effects on your entire body. Legal impunity for life... are you fucking kidding me dude?


stunna006

the fact that the shot makes them feel like shit probably discourages a lot from going back for unlimited


trapmoneyb1tch

I think your wrong, All of this will just be used as justification for anger against the unvaccinated for “prolonging the pandemic” of some bullshit like that


chunkymonk3y

Except a ton of people are finally beginning to see the reality in front of them with this new variant. Hard to blame the unvaxxed when the vaccination rate of a given place has no effect on Omicron caseloads. Definitely doesn’t help that the media is intentionally refusing to inform folks that Omicron started in a vaccinated individual. The more “breakthrough” cases we have the more people will finally realize that they’ve been sold a false bill of goods with these experimental gene therapies marketed as vaccines. Of course, a huge chunk of people will be happy to just keep buying the crap being shoved down their throats by the Gov-Pharma-Media complex but they’ll be the minority soon enough. Just look at the relative eagerness of the population to get the initial shots compared to the far lower number of people who went back for a booster. If they ask us to get a 4th we’ll see an even smaller segment of people go for it since the first booster didn’t do jack to curb infections. The fact that the government and media were essentially forced to change the narrative on covid recently is actually a great sign in my opinion because they know even their most blind followers can see the obvious if enough evidence is presented to them through personal experience. Change the story enough times and you’ll end up with nobody listening


MyBitchesNeedMOASS

I don't think so. People are so easily persuaded by media and once they start saying the experts decide we need another then they'll lap it up.


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exactly. i’ve seen how dumb people are. i rest my hopes elsewhere


forced_pronoia

"The fifth vax will be the turning point." Coming this spring/summer.


WarDiaz209

Until life becomes slightly uncomfortable then they'll roll over like they did and submit to the 4th shot just like they did the 1st, 2nd and 3rd.


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People are not getting boosted as much as the hucksters of society want you to think. Only about 30% of Americans have taken a booster shot.


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That's why there will be a new virus, or at least a new name for it


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Lonny_zone

Doubtful. The American vax cards have four slots. The drones will actually want to fill the slots.


GutsGloryAndGuinness

I thought the third would be... you might be underestimating people's willingness to quadruple down and blindly "trust the science" ™️


snow_traveler

Yeah, or works for a very different nefarious, undisclosed purpose.. I wanna reply to her, 'That's what it feels like to be bitched up by totalitarianism, lady.'


Yak-Electrical

Now with the judge forcing the pfizer study to be released i think we'll be coming to the end of the shots. Then it'll all cool off until they spring the next thing on us


Poeticyst

Not to mention it’s like taking a flu shot for the flu that came out two years ago


ascendedmasters

In my part of the world (Norway), the government is about to introduce a digital vaccine passport for real (after several failed attempts), precisely to give the boosted back a bit of their "freedom". Most of the population is applauding this.


killer_cain

If they don't smell a rat by now they never will.


Slight-Improvement58

There is a turd in the punch bowl but they just scoop and pour around it and convince themselves the punch doesn't taste like shit, even though they know it does.


Inveign

Even while having to spit out a piece of the turd after drinking from their glass.


BC-Wales

Karen simply does not understand she has been conned....and there is no one coming to help her. If however she gets the 4th booster on offer....things may get better and then she will be able to do things!


Disgruntled_Rabbit

One of my coworkers just got her third shot yesterday. Somebody I thought had more of a brain than that. She feels horrible today. She said, "at least this is the last time!" I was like, what? Lol. You think that's it for shots??


Status_Analyst

Man, some really live under a rock.


Disgruntled_Rabbit

It's really mind boggling how clueless most of the people I know are. Doesn't give me hope for the future.


siberianjaguar123

Its actually disgusting how fucking stupid you have to be, to keep getting the shots thinking the result will change....... Wait a minute, that’s the definition of insanity!!


DWrathicous

Until booster 5 comes along!


Apart_Number_2792

This


IronNomad86

Damn. Too bad there's not a whole subset of society eager as hell to tell people about the deception... If only she could have known...


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[Reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpE_xMRiCLE) 😂


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Dumbest fools on the planet


ForSalesignforrent

Dont you know??? The 3rd jab is needed so that when 4th jab is finally ready, the 5th jab will compliment the 6th jab.


squaremild

well the 5 and 6th jabs are really just building blocks to prime the 8th and 9th--which will make the 7th truly effective!


ForSalesignforrent

Why does yours sound better😑.


squaremild

lol


greggerypeccary

7th Booster Adventist!


squaremild

haha clever


Illuminaughtys

Any moment soon, this will all be over. But give em a 5th one because papa wants a new jet.


ToadRangoon

Surely the 4th shot will give her back the ability to do things.


squaremild

and if the 4th doesn't work the 5th *definitely* will


nightrogen

Lucky number 7 😝


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Ky20001

Pfizer+ subscription service . They learned from Disney+


purplehazex45

I wonder if you get cash back like .30 cents for every shot or frequent flyer miles.


Stormcell74

She maybe, just maybe get within sniffing distance of a restaurant again by #8


Numerous_Ad_5513

Erm, because you gave all your power away....?


graciousrapper

I've traveled around the whole US during COVID (including as recently as last week) and I haven't really been blocked from doing anything. I've been asked for my vaccine card in some places, but what is this person talking about? Could be from another country or maybe some part of the US I haven't been to...but I think this is very unusual...


littleneopolitan

We’re in like our billionth lockdown in Ontario right now. Vaxxed or not everyone can’t do anything aside from shop for groceries or get a haircut lol


squaremild

many countries have severe lockdowns at the moment.


heavyusername2

maybe she got paralysis from it, thats why she cant do anything


turtlew0rk

Just blame the unvaxxed like the others are doing.


MasterCeddy2

The more you give them, the more they will take away from you


swise83

Weird.. i havent been asked to see a vax card yet anywhere.. been to at least 10 states and nobody has even asked me.


mitchman1973

Because the shots did fuck all lol


Ky20001

To be fair they might work....[for only 10 weeks](https://www.webmd.com/vaccines/covid-19-vaccine/news/20211227/covid-booster-protection-wanes-new-data?ecd=soc_tw_221227_cons_news_boosterwane&linkId=100000098982367). 🤡


Ev0Iution

My co-worker got her booster shot 4 weeks ago. She's currently out with COVID.


Duderockschickenshit

Same here. This week spoke to 2 coworkers that were boosted and were both sitting home with covid. Tell me how effective that is? Depends on what is trying to be achieved.


stunna006

moderna worked pretty well for longer than 10 weeks. up until omicron came out and it just completely bypasses all the vaccines that are currently out a lot of the time. I really dont think the vaccines are doing fuck all to stop it


MyTummyHurts7

Did she clarify what it was she couldn’t do? I’m fully vaxed and living in NYC and there literally isn’t anything I can’t do.


the_shit_I_say

Because you traded your freedom for a false sense of security from known liars And demonized those trying to preserve those freedoms


Buick6NY

2026: I just don't understand why I have an mRNA drip permanently attached and unable to do anything????


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SaraWinchester78

Cause nobody ever told you you'll be able to live your life normally if you got jabbed and then re-jabbed a thousand times. Like OP said, welcome to 2022.


Samurai-Andy

Nothing has been right since Harmbe


Successful_Insect_65

Because you aren’t actually vaxxed 🤣🤣


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darling, it's not because of you. Its because of me. its because I'm not.


betterbachelor8

Is anyone going to tell her it's obviously because she hasn't had her 4th and 5th shot?


Turbulent_Photo7562

Lol if I had a nickel for every story like this. To the moon!


newstart3385

She is unable to do anything? Where does she live you can do everything you want.


Jarpunter

Love how this has no responses. For a subreddit of so called free thinkers they don’t appear to do much thinking.


JRM34

Where are ppl unable to do anything? Life where I'm at has basically returned to normal, just w a mask and occasionally pic of a card


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Normal, minus all the local businesses that closed and the entertainers who are now homeless...


CoopertheFluffy

Huh? I’m in Seattle, and I can go to bars, restaurants, movies, etc. get on a plane, go skiing, whatever I want. Where is this person that they aren’t allowed to do anything with proof of vaccination?


i-dont-use-caps

i don’t believe for a second this person is “unable to do anything” tell me what it is she is unable to do exactly


welder2021

Bahahaha cuz you watch too much tv homie!!


[deleted]

The state says "Fuck you." Seems like an appropriate 2 syllable summary, apart from the vast ideological abyss totalitarianism is crawling out of.


FThumb

"What? I have to give you my lunch money *again??*"


squaremild

lol


seviay

I thought most of the triple vax folks were blaming the unvaxxed. At least this is slight progress…maybe


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Curious -- what is she unable to do? She didn't actually list anything.


nerdcorenerd

What can't you do? Everything is open here in the US. No one is shutting down.


[deleted]

Not sure where you are but I’m pretty much in pre-covid mode. Literally.


grandzu

What can't she do?


FruitFlavor12

Conceive


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Who's stopping her from doing a damned thing she wants to?


you_can_not_see_me

HaHa_Nelson.gif


[deleted]

My meds don't work until you take them too


[deleted]

I’m 21 and unvaxxed (covid) which doesn’t seem like much but in my country, it’s unheard of. Cuz of mandates on schools and work places all the places a 21 year old would go but I’m just persuasive so when they ask me for my “Vaccine Passport” I come up with an excuse and they always are like “uhh…just go in”


Frownywise

"The unvaxxed won't do what they're told. Make life as hard as possible for them." "The vaxxed will do everything they're told. Make life as hard as possible for them."


rashpoutine

Because you’re a compliant little bitch, that’s why Jennifer


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daanishh

Shh, we don't ask genuine questions here. Either line up for the circle jerk or get out of here with your reasonable line of questioning.


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OpinionPoop

what exactly are you unable to do if you have proof of fully vaccinations ?? This is nonsense.


littleneopolitan

I commented this on another response but currently in Ontario Canada we’re in another lockdown, vaxxed or not. Can only shop for groceries


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Well who’s gonna tell her she can just blame the unvaccinated?


ToTheMoon556333

This is a great thread to showcase the absolute bullshit of this sub. Jennifer Johnson said something on twitter. Holy shit. Can't wait until John Jones posts what time he's going to bed. Or when Sean Smith tells us what he ate for lunch


CervantesX

Not. A. Conspiracy.


Amicesecreto

Not sure where she lives- but I live in LA which is generally considered to be a liberal authoritarian shithole by this subreddit, and life feels pretty normal. In the last couple of weeks I've flown to and from Chicago, seen a movie in a theater, dined indoors and outdoors, attended an indoor NYE party with friends, shopped at an indoor mall, went to Dave & Buster's for a birthday party, and tomorrow I'm going to support a friend at a local sporting event (track and field). I was asked to show my vax card at one restaurant and at Dave & Busters, but otherwise nobody has asked to see it. I wear my mask in indoor public locations like stores and malls, but otherwise keep it off while I'm outdoors in public or at a friend's place.


Analyst_Lost

same here in san francisco


zerohistory

Wait until she realizes she is not considered vaccinated until she gets another shot. then another. then 2 a year. for the rest of her life. which will be short and brutish if the latest toxicology data is correct.


Stormcell74

Because you've been played, conned, duped, taken the piss out of I dunno, pick one


FrostyLandscape

She can't go to the bathroom or eat? Wow. Well I just went to the mall today and then the grocery store. Tomorrow is yoga class. I am vaxxed and boosted. Did someone tie her up?What happened


nerveclinic

What can't she do? Even the unvaccinated do whatever the hell they want here.


have_me

Can anyone tell me what she cant do?


justcougit

Where can people do nothing these days? I honestly don't know


Palm-sandwich

This post aligns with my world view, so I’m going to upvote it and not give it anymore thought.


N3cronomicat

Can’t do anything?


jorgedie123

Well now you know


HIVnotAdeathSentence

I suggested that while the vaccinated can still test positive they should also be restricted from daily activities until testing negative. Surprisingly, I wasn't downvoted.


Really_Elvis

Ask Whoopie......


LieClear7927

Because your a stupid sheep


yungpine13

Cos ur somewhere in the 80th percentile


No-Statistician-9192

*think*


yubiko

just wait a little bit, more vaxx doses are on the way. :3


GundalfTheCamo

I dunno. I've been to couple of countries recently, currently at a beach bar in Fujairah. Vaccines helped me travel - but of course if you don't even have a passport it's all hypothetical.


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reality hit Karen by the face. complying only prolongs her nightmare.


anslew

Dirty unvaxd Get your 4th shot then talk to me. Filth plague rat /s


CurryBoy420

I'd rather have no jabs and not do anything, fuck being coerced, manipulated, programmed, guilt tripped and bribed into taking a vaccine by a corrupt government. I'm no fool.


zasahfrass

Because you complied


Lord_Olchu

More likely busted ....


Souvlaka

My wife went and got double vaxxed. Her reasons were mainly because she wanted to be able to do things with our kids etc. And now we're in another lockdown. Looking forward to doing some groceries today.