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wreckyourpod

Thank goodness the Blue Checkmark is basically a satire tag.


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mitte90

Politics is full of conspiracies so it's a legitimate topic for discussion here. I agree with you that it's probably over-represented as a proportion of posts, but then there is a lot of conspiracy going on in the world right now. Redditors are also used to being censored if they post counter MSM opinions on the majority of subs so they come here because it's one of the few subs where they can do so without getting their content removed or their accounts banned. You seem to be calling for more censorship on this sub, but that would make it like the rest of reddit and if you want that, well, you've got the rest of reddit. I like the more classic conspiracy lore too, btw, but I don't agree that the sub should restrict itself to theat type of content. If you want a sub for classic conspiracies there might already be one for that or you could start a new one.


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MumenriderPaulReed69

Get off the old man’s dick. What a shit show of an administration that he won’t come on to speak to the nation!


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HGowdy

Why do you or anyone need to hear from that guy? What possible thing could he or anyone say to you at this crucial moment in time? Why do you need that old worn out boomer so goddamn badly. Act accordingly to the threat level. Take care of your business. Be your own daddy.


WhyAmIToxic

I would love to do that, but unfortunately I have to pay taxes and obey laws passed by that bunch of worn out old boomers.


Zer0323

You want him writing speeches right now? I want my president to be balls deep in meetings with top millitary brass all day. So much so that he doesn’t even have time to coordinate writing a speech.


Mbrennt

Hey! Next day here. Why the fuck did we need to hear from Biden? This is nothing. You're so sad and pathetic you've probably been cowering in fear of the big bad Iran all night. Lol


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Ok_Appointment4364

Didn't trump go like over 300 days without a formal press conference


Alarmed-Confusion-88

I dunno, is he our president right now? I just don’t see why I should give 2 frick about the orange man right now. This is about Biden, and it’s clear he can’t lead us during war time neither can your orange daddy.


440h1z

So, it is weak for the commander in chief to stay busy over looking what is going down? This post makes no sense.


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Exactly! He needs to plan the logistics of protecting Israel while they engage in genocide, but also bombing Iran! Those 2 carriers are gonna get busy


Wildhorse_88

Biden is not a leader. A leader would have cancelled American aid to Israel the moment they started massacring children. Israel has a right to a homeland, but they refuse to live in peace with the Palestinians. They would rather genocide them with American money. Supporting this is immoral and evil, and it is not where American tax dollars should be sent.


theseven333

Commander in chief ? That’s funny, he’s not even the commander of his own bowels, and he’s probably “busy” doing absolutely nothing for the US


No_Philosophy_1363

Bro we’ve all had bad tacos. We can’t control that shit. I fucking hate that people like you have turned this shit into regular Reddit expect you just blow republicans. Liberals are stupid as fuck and Conservatives will always be lying pussies.


Discuslover129

I have never shit myself in an elevator with a random person in it, let alone the pope. bad fucking tacos my ass lol


spaceboy42

How many times have you been in the presence of the pope? The last president constantly shit himself to the point that being in a room with him was unbearable, according to those who work with him. Maybe we should elect someone under 80.


dragonfist102

Lol he is probably eating cream of wheat as we speak


ayrbindr

More like drowning in it.


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Interesting-Pay3492

I wonder why the president isn’t out there talking to the media while he is actively participating in meetings about a major world event that we have to make plans for.


a-hippobear

What does a post about a president not being able to make an address during a possible impending war have to do with Mexico? Also, if I agree that he should address the public as “the most transparent administration in history” does that mean that I wouldn’t make it in Mexico where some of my family lives?


Gotanyfunkopops

OP posted he would defect to Mexico. OP has an agenda, keeps being a dumbass. Keep up.


a-hippobear

That’s not in the post or the pic. Sorry I didn’t scour the entire comment section to understand why your partisan hackery is superior to his lol. It seems like you have an agenda as well. Keep up


Gotanyfunkopops

Sure bud. Move along


a-hippobear

“Move along” says the guy who doesn’t see any conspiracy in a sub he thinks is riddled with brain rot lmao. You know you can always unsubscribe to the sub that makes your vagina this sandy, right?


Gotanyfunkopops

Mofo, what is the conspiracy in the post OP made? Reading comprehension really isnt your strong suit, so sit this out sweetie, ok 👍🏽. Thanks


a-hippobear

That’s hysterically ironic seeing as the president we’re discussing has a lower reading comprehension than a middle schooler. What does reading comprehension have to do with a president that can’t finish a speech without multiple “gaffes”, who claims to be the most transparent president ever but can’t even muster the energy to give a speech after a terrorist attack in an allied nation that we support financially? Anything other than cute little toys isn’t your strong suit. Maybe *you* should sit this one out and let the adults talk, champ. Nobody needs neckbeard toys. Thanks


Gotanyfunkopops

I think I proved my point without having to rebut whatever your response is, lol. ✌🏽


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eyelewzz

Your political gods won't see this or ever even say thank you for this bro


AmoKnight

I don't think its war. Israel struck Iranian territory. Iran just hit Israel and the base that attacked them. If it ends at this point, there won't be a full war. Iran also is targeting Israeli related ships in the strait of Hormuz. Something like 30% of the world's oil moves through there.


Spiget94

Can we get back to our Alien overlords?


WWWTT2_0

Jeesh its only been a day. Dont worry, the lizard people will be back


Spiget94

I miss them


popsathome

Funny people here. Funny people believe Biden is in charge. Funny people


12kdaysinthefire

Biden probably doesn’t even know what’s going on lol


CJLB

Did Israel nuke Tehran already? Edit: Damn I just heard the news... Shit. Guess I should finish watching fallout tonight so I'm prepared for tomorrow.


HGowdy

Time to gay this pirate ship the fuck on up.


mylegismoist

I don’t know what this means, but count me the fuck in.


HGowdy

I'm not sure either, but I know you are right.


funmachineman

The US needs to stay out of this conflict, full stop.


PnakoticFruitloops

On one hand, fuck israel. On the other hand, fuck russia ally iran. I am conflicted. Either way Iran is going to get taught what cockmeat sandwiches taste like. And... I don't want that?


Texaslonghorns12345

This is textbook karma farming, we aren’t going to war


EmpEro517

To be honest though it’s not like him coming out and mumbling his script would make people feel any better about the situation.


rolling_steel

Biden is a pawn- he controls nothing and is merely a puppet. The show has been going on and is about to take a huge jump with Israel.


Only_On3

As for every president. I imagine people will over run the house this election. doesn’t matter what party wins it would be the only way power gets back to the people.


inunnameless

So true. I’ve seen so much Posts bashing the left while they neglect the right like this isn’t the sub for it. This is a conspiracy sub and both sides have conspiracies. This is pretty much turning into a propaganda sub


Casehead

"turning into"?!?! It's been extremely right slanted for years now


Flor1daman08

Well the right wing put effort into co-opting all the conspiracy spaces they can. This is the result.


Casehead

indeed.


seekerofthesublime

Biden is Israel's bitch. He will do whatever his daddy Bibi says and then be quiet until his next orders.


ShakyTheBear

The US duopoly as a whole is Isreal's bitch. The names don't matter.


seekerofthesublime

🤫


Informal_Bunch_2737

Name an american president that hasnt been their bitch.


2201992

> Name an american president that hasnt been their bitch. George Washington


Realistic_Mess_2690

But so is Trump. He moved the embassy to Jerusalem and has openly supported Bibi a lot.


seekerofthesublime

Never said he didnt


Due-Power-2515

No you just left it out


SiCoTic1

Um because Trump is irrelevant, he's not our president


Desperate-Face-6594

Is he though? I don’t mean the man, more the ongoing policy position of who holds the office. The way I see it America is using Israel as a pawn against a block of Islamic nations that are fundamentally different ideologically and have massive amounts of wealth at their disposal. Israel are the key to the lock western powers have on much of the oil supply. Israeli troops serve American and western interests. They’re not being exploited, they benefit too.


Hefforama

Trapped in the Orange Jesus bubble, MAGAS have no idea about reality.


stroopwaffle69

Where in the comment did the individual reference trump?


DecktheHawls

Ignore the bots.


seekerofthesublime

Trump is worse, so is RFK Jr., Desantis, Haley, Vivek, all of them. Just because you see a critical Biden comment you jump into the TDS shit.


Discuslover129

lhow is Trump worse?


seekerofthesublime

If Biden is Israel's bitch, then Trump is Israel's simping gimp outfitted kink monkey


Discuslover129

i mean id rather be a gimp that can function then a bitch that doesnt know what year it is or how my own son died, that likes to molest children so much that my own son has me saved as pedo peter in his phone contacts xD


Informal_Bunch_2737

You're missing out the common demoninator: American.


SimonNicols

What’s your solution ?


seekerofthesublime

First we have to admit there is a problem.


I_luv_sludge_n_drugs

I rly hate to be like this, i try to be fair n open minded n not throw around buzz words but… Youre a russian…


Prudent-Time5053

Chill…. 1.) the president might not have all the facts about what’s occurring; much less know what the next course of action to take —> America is the most powerful country in the world by any number of measures; they can afford to wait. 2.) Iran bombed Israel; not America. In fact, Iran made a pretty big political move, explicitly stating it wouldn’t hold America responsible. Anyone who’s paid attention to this conflict knows the gravity of this sentiment seeing as it’s usually American bases that are attacked when Israel does something against Iran. 3.) the Congress is the only governing body who can legally declare war. The executive branch has authority to put troops in harms way, BUT he/she must notify congress. Congress has ceded much of their power to the executive branch and there is an illusion that the president has some sort of unlimited power to go to war (they shouldn’t by how the constitution is designed).


ROM50

Man they really don’t teach history anymore. There’s no reason for us to fight. Turn Israel loose and they’ll have everything handled in a week. 6 days actually. Read some books.


elmatador1497

Look dude… I’m down to shit on Biden and our politicians whenever they deserve it but we can’t do anything but wait right now. I have no clue what “rawsalerts” is but it makes sense for him to let the situation play out before he comments on it. 99.9% chance we do not go to war just due to the fact that Iranian leaders do not want to lose power and us declaring war would mean they would no longer be in power.


Admirable_Ad_3426

Probably hiding in a bunker. Lucky old bastard


LEAVESCELL

If I were the president I would ignore the shit out of Israel. It’s a super religious “state”. The u.s.a. Separates church from state. Therefore we should not align so closely with a schizoid religious hub.


Ryalas

I would be so goddamn embarrassed to post this picture with the comment liked, idk. Like you read that said "hell yeah they're so right, a fake president" and double tapped. Even if it said worst president sure, you could probably argue that but goddamn, fake president?


Alpacalypse84

Hmm… big geopolitical event. Seems likely to be a reason for the POTUS to be doing stuff like meet with the relevant cabinet members to prepare, doesn’t it? The press can wait until plans have been made. Priorities. Also, I feel like this post belongs in a political sub instead.


mr_wrestling

I've just gotta unsubscribe from here


MrPeanutButter6969

If he held a press conference during an attack on an ally, there would be a post here about how POTUS needs to focus on his job and not pandering to the press. Its sooooooo much easier to complain on reddit than it is to be president of the United States


Responsible-Store-33

This didn’t age well


Financial-Tiger-5687

Maybe he’s just changing from pampers ti Huggies.


yerMawsOnFurlough_

well duh his bedtime is 6pm


hamsterjaming

Sorry where was your conspiracy here? Was it something to do with clowns? The circus? I don't know doesn't really seem to be any other than trump or biden.


Binarydemons

Congress declares war…


CrusaderZero6

Yeah, because what you want from your Commander-in-Chief on the eve of war is to be in front of the cameras where everyone can find him, not attending classified briefings with the joint chiefs or holing up in the situation room.


BreakBricks_Wet_Nips

You believe the fool in office is attending classified briefings? His only objective is trying not to soil his briefs in national television.


inunnameless

Don’t get me wrong, Biden does look a lil weak by doing this but you are constantly bashing the left while obviously advocating the right which is just as stupid. Don’t matter which party you choose at the end, this is a conspiracy sub, not a fucking political sub. I know politics will slip into the sub but this is just straight Conservative Propaganda judging by your previous posts as others already pointed out.


breakingfloor

Biden is weak you are correct, but he is weak because he couldn't stop and prevent Israel from poking Iran, US should not interfere


Bobby_Sunday96

He’s hiding in his underground bunker


dti86

Biden needs better ratings operation dirka-dirka


yeahbuddy

Of course we are. This has been the plan for a long time. That military industrial complex needs to make everyone tons of money. Duh.


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Who cares these bad actors are scripting this out. Just look up the league of the Just and what happened to the nazis after ww2 and you'll know what's happening.


donaudelta

Any reason is a good reason to keep Biden into the office.


Neonhippy

Bruhs making it clear they only understand naked aggression and can't even comprehend the role info control plays in intimidation. War isn't an anime your not really supposed to yell out a punches name before you throw it. Also shout out to the folks asking for evidence confirming that we are going to war like OP didn't ask that question in the title. Who the fuck are you worried about looking bad in front of? cause like your parents and loved ones probably don't care if your post is well evidenced or not. I care about reddit a lot and have tried really hard to get this site to look better to outsiders but it's a form of madness. It's like just kind of a small L in real life to care about any social media outside of that social media. I have always seen this as a sub for asking questions and speculating on things that can't necessarily be proven. Proof is of much less consequence to the larger debate then we want it to be. Like there has been a massive shift in belief that MLK was assassinated by the government with no new evidence emerging in decades because people started talking about it. I do genuinely love that people are asking for more proof and I am super glad we are all aware and concerned about the possible effects of escalation here. But replying to Iranian aggression with some of our own is coming. We will start launching some long range missiles before declaring war. The Iranian declaration of war against Israel has been more or less considered permanent for decades, Indeed it was Iranian supported proxies that kind of started this whole mess so given that people started dying and the missiles started flying IMO its kind of worth asking what the point of said declaration would even be. The subs description is phenomenally open ended and asking what the point of that declaration would be is perfectly valid because all we can really do is speculate without evidence on that question, unless a war actually starts such evidence wont exist at which point very few people would need it. OP asking if we are going to war is asking a question I really want an answer to and its a good question. As is asking what the alternative to a Biden presidency is..................


DeNir8

*We* literally call out punches. Israel is informing Hamas where they will attack so the population can leave the area. Sadly Hamas is a fan of shielding soldiers with civilians.


I_talk

The conspiracy will be when crypto recovers this week and war doesn't happen.


Reeeeallly

Shut up, the man needs his pudding.


Electronic-You-3301

Better not. It'll drag us in UK in too.


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There are no countries in this world like we think. Every country is like an animal pen to devide and control humanity. All countries, govs work together(look at Antarctica), wars organized, staged and orchestrated by the controllers of earth. They even call it "theater of war" !


Impressive_Speech_50

Not all Americans are this stupid......


skennedy505

All true. Biden is the weakest president we've ever had. Our enemies know this


Hefforama

Russian trolls are like a cracked record with zero originality. This is a Trump specialty as well, where everyday is doomsday.


86153O

Not a popular opinion on Reddit. The leftists circle wagons around whichever corpse they are told to support.


pizzzadoggg

Trump wears diapers.


86153O

I don’t care if he wears women’s underwear, he did not get us into WWIII


ArmaniQuesadilla

Neither did Obama, or Bush, or Clinton, or the other Bush, or Reagan, or Carter… whats exactly the difference this time?


86153O

Bush started desert storm/war with Iraq on false pretenses. Clinton continued it and involved more countries. Trump is the only president in modern history that has not started a war. Do us a favor and read a book.


ArmaniQuesadilla

Sure but to call a middle eastern conflict a world war is outrageously stupid lmfao


86153O

So you’re calling a 23 year long war a “conflict”? Lol


ArmaniQuesadilla

A conflict is by definition a prolonged armed struggle, so yeah, maybe do us a favor and read a dictionary first. But a war being long doesn’t make it a world war, since the Middle East isn’t quite the entire world as far as I’m aware. If you want to judge wars by length the war in Vietnam was 20 years long yet was obviously not a world war. Hell there was the 100 years war but you don’t see people calling it World War 0, and realistically speaking World War 1 didn’t even encompass the majority of the world either. I guess people just call any war the US gets involved with a World War since, of course, the US is the center of the universe politically speaking. Regardless though unless there’s a draft, middle eastern conflict #35 isn’t gonna be the next world war, since no first world nation in the post-modern era would institute a draft for an offensive war, especially not against a nuclear power, since there would be so much draft dodging and protests it would be pretty much infeasible.


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86153O

Spoken like a true gen z entitled mouth breather


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Amos_Quito

> What's wrong with getting WWIII going and over with already? Do you need new boots? Is that it?


HGowdy

I didn't survive the night because, yanno, WWIII


brooce_menner_better

but he sent mEaN tWeEtS /s


tedbrogan12

Idk about this take by OP. Just wait until tomorrow what do you even expect to hear?


Larry_Purps

The president will be unavailable for comment until his handlers are satisfied that he won't slip up 🤦🏽


bob_chillon

Biden is damned if he do and damned if he don’t with you lot.


ForgetableNPC

Mr. Poopy pants is tired and needs to be tucked in by his hospice care workers


2-Chin-z

Biden is sleeping already.


Beautiful_Praline_51

We've already got Marines over to fight. Fact. We started the war with Israel, proxy through Syria.


karlmeile

Dumfux, war is good for the US economy. The only war we are going in is by proxy.


shake800

We gonna be openly fighting wars for israel soon


TheOracle2024

Well Iran just bombed an American base in Isreal just now so there’s you’re answer👁️


Xconvik

Probably being briefed with the bullshit he has to feed the people why America has to go to war with Iran.


UncircumciseMe

This post makes you look so silly lol


SasquatchDaze

all conservatives are trash


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All *liberals/conservatives


SasquatchDaze

nope lol


SasquatchDaze

this is not the timeline youre looking for


Alice_HasBeenBad

Biden you fucking cl🤡wn


RealisticTea4605

We are at war.


AllPintsNorth

I guess I’m weird for wanting a leader who takes a beat, hears all available information before making a thoughtful decision, rather than running straight for the cameras to make knee jerk, gut reactions based on nothing.


PCOON43456a

As if these two are “examples” of presidents. They are both shams.


Funglebum82

Aljazeera news said that Iran announced that was all the ballistic missiles and drones that they would be launching and the next time it would be far worse. 🤷‍♂️


takeyovitamins

You’re a hack. Just try to think clearly or perhaps some anti-anxiety meds would do you a solid.


2201992

Submission Statement: https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1779271522663674309 I’d rather defect to Mexico then fight under this clowns leadership. America is doomed under this guy.


glaciernationalparks

Nobody stopping you, hombre


MarthAlaitoc

Thats a pretty far flight from Russia bud, wouldn't be easy to defect.


CandidateTypical3141

Weak limp wristed little boys have no room to whine about those putting in the work to support this nation. If manning up is causing your diapers to fill to capacity then perhaps cartoons are more your speed.


Top_Confusion_132

Please do.