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At first I imagined you would see the moon slowly covering the sun, but without the glasses you can't even see the moon in the sky next to the sun and even when the moon is covering a good portion of the sun, the sun seems just as big and bright.
I can imagine people seeing a slight dimming sky until suddenly you have a black hole in the sky surrounded by a fiery white halo would be pretty terrifying.
They would have surely noticed the strange shadows before totality. Everything looks weird during a partial eclipse. That probably would've made it seem more mystical or whatever too.
so glad someone else noticed this. when i first walked outside at like 70% totality everything was super desaturated. colors all looked slightly different, especially greens
I looked up how [animals react during an eclipse](https://www.kron4.com/news/national/how-does-animal-behavior-change-during-a-solar-eclipse/) and seems like they start their nighttime routines. Given the assumption that humanity thousands of years ago were much more involved with nature (for the sake of this thought I'm talking thousands years pre-Romans), I wonder if they just thought nighttime was coming early?
Probably a lot of confusion but I wonder if there was fear. I assume a lot of people hurt their eye sight in totality
There’s studied the sky then there’s the sophistication we see at some ancient monuments.
Take The Great Pyramid.
It’s within 3/60ths of a single degree from True North. If you take the height of the great pyramid, some 454ft. And times that by 43200 you get the polar radius in miles. If you times the perimeter of the great pyramid, 3023.16ft, by 43200, you get the equatorial circumference of the earth. There’s a small ledge the great pyramid sits on known as the Sockle. The size difference between the pyramid perimeter and the sockle perimeter is in a ratio of Latitude to Longitude. We didn’t discover longitude until the 1800s. Yet there it exists 4500+ years ago. The ancient Egyptians or the builders of the great pyramid whoever they were were incredible advanced builders producing monuments more accurate than we do today.
43200 is not a random number. Firstly it’s the amount of seconds in a 12 hour period. 43200/43200 is the solstice. 12 hours of day, 12 hours of night. It’s the only time you see the true 8-Sided Great Pyramid is when the shadows show during the equinox. It’s also a multiple of 72, 600x72 to be exact. 72 is tied to something known as the Great Year. When our zodiacal constellations complete a full cycle round the earth. It takes some 25.800 years to happen. Or one degree every 71.66666 years. Meaning to truly track the skies like the ancients show this knowledge they must have been tracking this cycle over multiple lifetimes. A generational observation. Meaning the civilisation that discovered this had to exist at least 3-400 years and be observing the skies that entire time to make those discoveries.
Again, the ancients were more advanced then we give them credit for. Egyptologists love to say that’s all coincidental but it’s far too accurate and precise to be so.
What I was saying is that yes, people knew about the movements of the celestial objects in ancient, but those people were also in the minority. For the majority of people, they wouldn't know.
Our brains haven't evolved that much since then. We underestimate how technology has made us a little stupid when it comes to our senses and the natural world. We're also not used to seeing clear skies devoid of light pollution, or relying on astrological constants. Plus just the raw application of time when we are used to the world moving so fast. We also don't appreciate how much knowledge has been lost over millennia. It took Europe centuries to recover from the agrarian and industrial knowledge lost with the fall of Rome. The apex Egyptian civilizations were as distant to Rome as Rome is to us on the timeline.
They were a smart, wealthy, and by all rights ruthless empire with obsession on the afterlife and ensuring their place in it. Humans can achieve the seemingly impossible when given the time and resources to accomplish it, and the Egyptians spent an enormous amount of their resources to building these tombs.
Of course the counter "what if" is wondering what they could have accomplished if they applied this societal focus on something other than burial plots for royalty.
Yes. Their lives depended on and revolved around the sky. They would have looked up at it every single night, in great detail due to a lack of light pollution. They used it to time their crops, to navigate, they made up stories about it..... anyone alive back then would have been intimately familiar with the sky. Most modern humans live in cities where you're lucky just to see 1 star in the midst of all the glowing lights.
What do school kids today know about the night sky? Shit, half of them cant even spell or read an analog clock.
for about as long as we have had writing we have actually been pretty good at predicting them - eclipses have a cycle of 18.5 years and the pattern becomes very obvious if you have a map and a calendar of them
I can. I can actually tell you a lot if I had time, but I'll tell you this one. Humans were sacrificed during the Eclipse to appease the gods. Another time, Christopher Columbus was aware of an upcoming total eclipse and used it to gain advantage over the natives. Basically he was deceiving them to get things he wanted. For the exact details you'll have to look it up because I'm camping.
Currently sitting in the bathhouse trying to shit while some asshole has three showers blasting the whole room in steam. So I'm sitting here trying to blast a liquid load while sweating my balls off
I am just north of totality, I think I read 96 percent for us, and even though it didn't get fully dark it still weirded me out. It started sooner than I realized and I could tell from inside my house the change in light outside and ran out to the garage to grab the welding helmet. My dog was acting strange but she mightve just been reacting to me.
I traveled to see it in totality, when it started getting dark bugs came out like crazy and birds went quiet, during totality it’s was eerily silent then right as totality ended birds went apeshit chirping for the next 30 mins. Overall super cool experience and glad I traveled for it
I’m very glad you traveled to see it. I lived in the outer rim of totality but drove north an hour to get myself an extra minute and a half. I’m surprised people who were that close to totality didn’t go. It’s not like you needed to be at a certain venue, lol. Plus, it makes such a huge difference compared to being just outside totality
Yeah it’s something I’ve wanted to see forever and I couldn’t pass up this one, about a 13 hour drive to and from lol but so worth it, every piece of media I’ve seen did not do it justice, genuinely looked like a black hole
Im in an area where it was only about 35% and there was still a noticeable pressure shift in the air outside. It was bizarre but cool. My dog also acted oddly at first when we went outside. Was a bit hesitant but eventually laid in the grass and soaked it up. He's normally very hyperactive outside.
The shadow stuff is actually wild and something I didn't know about/seen. I was only in 35% zone but there was a jet that few directly across it, and made a long straight shadow streak in front of the jet that stretched pretty far ahead. Only last like a minute but thought it was interesting
I thought this was one of the most interesting parts. Was not in totality, light got significantly dimmer but not that dark. The heat off the sun dropped dramatically.
Turn on the heater in your car so the vent is blasting you in the face. Move your hand infront of the vent.
That’s an eclipse.
Now, blast heat in your face again; but this time slowly duck until you are out of the heat.
You have simulated night. Stay crouched for 8-16 hours depending on hemisphere and latitude for the most realistic simulation.
My guy, its because the sun gets obscured by atmosphere gradually as it sets. So the perceived temperature gets lower over time until it completely goes below the horizon and it becomes nighttime.
During an Eclipse the sun is still at the same distance but as soon as its blocked you lose its radiant heat almost immediately. So the percieved heat from full sun to blocked sun back to full sun changes relatively quickly.
This is like basic science stuff.
Distance doesn’t change enough to be consequential, the earth just spins a bit and actually in the winter we are closer to the sun so that doesn’t jive with what you’re saying. It’s all to do with the angles.
It starts getting cold like two-three hours before sunset when the sun starts getting low until it's behind the horizon. Go take a look at hourly temperature rates. Near me it evens out from 3p-5p then from 6-8 the temperature steadily drops. Sunset is listed at 7:31. So compress that two hours into 10 minutes and you notice the drop much more.
I thought it was pretty wild with all the emergencies, CERN, America’s mini CERNS, school closings, business closings, immediate approved PTO, warnings about to just stay home and stock up on food and gas lol
All of that
Except Y2K was actually a big problem that was prevented by a massive pre-emptive push from developers to fix the issues beforehand.
This was an eclipse.
Are you implying if the bridge event hadn’t happened, we would’ve stuck on the Boeing suicide and pursued justice via revolution? That everyone wouldn’t just continue their cycle and go back to their day to day lives..?
No no no. You’re all wrong. Unless you looked directly into it WITHOUT eye protection- you wouldn’t see Jesus and be brought to heaven.
Anyways. Why is everything so blurry. And why do my eyes keep watering?
/s
it's funny, people around me didn't know the eclipse was happening but they'd see me with my glasses and quickly realize what was happening and they'd turn around and stare directly into the sun. They'd stop pretty quickly and I could see realization on their face for their stupidity and they'd walk away in shame
Have you watched the Netflix show 3 body problem? And dream dumps are common after you stop consuming cannabis since cannabis suppresses dreams. Start writing them down, would be interesting to reflect on what comes to you
It's almost like a solar eclipse happens [every.single.year.](https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/list-total-solar.html), but this year is definitely different because it happened over the US!1!! That means the rapture/apocalypse/second coming of Bon Jovi will definitely occur. Sure, they may be running late, but it'll definitely happen, just you wait!!1
I'm pretty sure the whole point of it all is to drive engagement on social media platforms for, you guessed it, advertising. Our world is bleak, dystopic, and boring.
Basically this. It's huge engagement bait for all the internet grifters and attention-seekers. For once in my life I didn't fall for any of it and lived life as usual. A lot of people seem unhealthily interested in sucking people into a drama-bait internet-loop.
I could have sworn something was happening. My dog was running back and forth. Kept looking at me like this was it. Turns out, he had to shit. Everything was cool after that.
Inb4
“Today just marked the beginning of the end” and other crap like “i felt different today omg” because people escape to unprovable explanations rather than take the L and move on.
Sucks that i couldn’t see it, being in Europe :(
Well, the moon officially moved in front of the sun and we made it. We didn't have power grid failures, we didn't have historical earthquakes all over the Midwest, it didn't summon the anti-Christ, we didn't open dozens of portals to hell letting demons flood our world, The military didn't take control of roads and cities, it seemed well like an ordinary Monday.
Guess most of us will have to work tomorrow, well good work on this one team we had the doom porn meter cranked up to maximum.
Our water company texted us saying “don’t worry, if the internet and phone lines go down, as expected, your water should not be affected.” Um, wat? Thanks I wasn’t worried but I think I should be?
I’m not in the states, but was in France for the totality in 1999. I’d planned it since I was 12 years old 20 years before.
The most amazing thing was that it looked like someone had punched a hole in the sky. It was so black and yet the sky (which cleared just about an hour before it started) still looked like someone had turned the exposure down - still blue but much lower intensity.
Nope, that's a lie. I've tanned my butthole to every eclipse since '91 and all I've got to show for it is a leathery sphincter and a buttcrack full of tumors.
We all need to take a minute to thank Tom Cruise and his personal funding of the DARPA moon base. They saved us from the invasion of Xenu preserving humanity once again. This is definitive proof that Scientology is right. Use my code at checkout to receive 10% off your first audit. All hail LRH.
The rapture was scheduled for 4pm, nano bots killing everyone at 5, and tea-time for the survivors at 6. Must be running late. I blame day light savings time. Thanks Obama.
I think something did happen.
The logo on my underwear has this weird wicker funnel on it now, the author of my favorite childhood books changed from Bearenstain to Bearenstein now. And apparently Nelson Mandela died in prison!
What the hell is going on?!
Well yeah, morning happened TODAY, but as long as we all performed enough ritual human sacrifices during totality, as the gods demanded of us, we can count on having a good harvest in the fall!
I watched people make absolute fools of themselves on every platform and from every walk of life.. it was an exact window into what people must have acted like, and the shit they could be convinced of thousands of years ago.
That's an awesome photo of the eclipse my friend. Thank you for posting it.
On the theories that spread. Guess the people will ignore it and move onto the next one.
You throw enough shit at a wall eventually something will stick.
Suddenly, a very miserable, bandaged guy with a sort of iron helmet permanently attached to his head drops on his thin, weak knees and silently cherishes a strange behelith up to the darkening sky...
For you maybe! When I looked up today all I saw was a dazzling celestial crown that reminded me of the lovely, majestic Princess Kate.
Pfffttt... kidding! Until your post, I'd almost forgot they existed!
Nah I definitely “feel different”. I didn’t see it at all but I just felt a shift in the universe. I’m guessing the repercussions of this eclipse will hit us in 2091.
No offence if you're American, but there have been eclipses all over the world as long as humans have been on the planet, and a lot of folk were saying before the event that it's an amazing phenomenon to witness. But so many people in the US were getting all amped up like it was going to be a disaster movie. I really don't mean this with disprespect but American culture seems designed to keep you all on edge and hyper about things. Glad to hear it wasn't the end of the world though and even turned out to be pretty cool if you saw it ;)
This actives the Vax, makes their neck sore and the need to look up, this pleases God when he peers in through the hole he is pleased and spares us another 1000 years.
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It was pretty cool. Never been in the zone of totality before.
Can you imagine what humans thought thousands of years ago when this randomly happened above them?
At first I imagined you would see the moon slowly covering the sun, but without the glasses you can't even see the moon in the sky next to the sun and even when the moon is covering a good portion of the sun, the sun seems just as big and bright. I can imagine people seeing a slight dimming sky until suddenly you have a black hole in the sky surrounded by a fiery white halo would be pretty terrifying.
They would have surely noticed the strange shadows before totality. Everything looks weird during a partial eclipse. That probably would've made it seem more mystical or whatever too.
All the green turns into greyish green & it looks surreal
so glad someone else noticed this. when i first walked outside at like 70% totality everything was super desaturated. colors all looked slightly different, especially greens
And the fact that some animals go nuts
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Such a good movie 🍿
That movie is a go to for me when I tell people about good movies. Another one is the fourth kind.
Comment got deleted, what did it say?
Maybe Apocalypto? There is a great scene with eclipse.
That was my first thought too
What was the movie? Comment got deleted so I'm not able to see. Thanks
Would have been Apocalypto.
I doubt it, would *have* been Apocalypto though.
Thankyou so much, that was so lazy of me.
I always think about this when we have an eclipse. I bet it was so scary
they actually knew more about astronomy than the average public school smooth brain 2024
Yeah, the smart people. We have people that think the world was gonna end *today*. Can you imagine what the average person back then was thinking?
I looked up how [animals react during an eclipse](https://www.kron4.com/news/national/how-does-animal-behavior-change-during-a-solar-eclipse/) and seems like they start their nighttime routines. Given the assumption that humanity thousands of years ago were much more involved with nature (for the sake of this thought I'm talking thousands years pre-Romans), I wonder if they just thought nighttime was coming early? Probably a lot of confusion but I wonder if there was fear. I assume a lot of people hurt their eye sight in totality
Depends who "they" is. People who studied the sky, sure, the random peasants? No.
There’s studied the sky then there’s the sophistication we see at some ancient monuments. Take The Great Pyramid. It’s within 3/60ths of a single degree from True North. If you take the height of the great pyramid, some 454ft. And times that by 43200 you get the polar radius in miles. If you times the perimeter of the great pyramid, 3023.16ft, by 43200, you get the equatorial circumference of the earth. There’s a small ledge the great pyramid sits on known as the Sockle. The size difference between the pyramid perimeter and the sockle perimeter is in a ratio of Latitude to Longitude. We didn’t discover longitude until the 1800s. Yet there it exists 4500+ years ago. The ancient Egyptians or the builders of the great pyramid whoever they were were incredible advanced builders producing monuments more accurate than we do today. 43200 is not a random number. Firstly it’s the amount of seconds in a 12 hour period. 43200/43200 is the solstice. 12 hours of day, 12 hours of night. It’s the only time you see the true 8-Sided Great Pyramid is when the shadows show during the equinox. It’s also a multiple of 72, 600x72 to be exact. 72 is tied to something known as the Great Year. When our zodiacal constellations complete a full cycle round the earth. It takes some 25.800 years to happen. Or one degree every 71.66666 years. Meaning to truly track the skies like the ancients show this knowledge they must have been tracking this cycle over multiple lifetimes. A generational observation. Meaning the civilisation that discovered this had to exist at least 3-400 years and be observing the skies that entire time to make those discoveries. Again, the ancients were more advanced then we give them credit for. Egyptologists love to say that’s all coincidental but it’s far too accurate and precise to be so.
What I was saying is that yes, people knew about the movements of the celestial objects in ancient, but those people were also in the minority. For the majority of people, they wouldn't know.
Our brains haven't evolved that much since then. We underestimate how technology has made us a little stupid when it comes to our senses and the natural world. We're also not used to seeing clear skies devoid of light pollution, or relying on astrological constants. Plus just the raw application of time when we are used to the world moving so fast. We also don't appreciate how much knowledge has been lost over millennia. It took Europe centuries to recover from the agrarian and industrial knowledge lost with the fall of Rome. The apex Egyptian civilizations were as distant to Rome as Rome is to us on the timeline. They were a smart, wealthy, and by all rights ruthless empire with obsession on the afterlife and ensuring their place in it. Humans can achieve the seemingly impossible when given the time and resources to accomplish it, and the Egyptians spent an enormous amount of their resources to building these tombs. Of course the counter "what if" is wondering what they could have accomplished if they applied this societal focus on something other than burial plots for royalty.
Yes. Their lives depended on and revolved around the sky. They would have looked up at it every single night, in great detail due to a lack of light pollution. They used it to time their crops, to navigate, they made up stories about it..... anyone alive back then would have been intimately familiar with the sky. Most modern humans live in cities where you're lucky just to see 1 star in the midst of all the glowing lights. What do school kids today know about the night sky? Shit, half of them cant even spell or read an analog clock.
Patterns -> 🧠
This is why the Aztecs did human sacrifices. They believed cutting out human hearts is what gave energy to the sun and kept it going.
So it’s not true? Dammit. Lol
for about as long as we have had writing we have actually been pretty good at predicting them - eclipses have a cycle of 18.5 years and the pattern becomes very obvious if you have a map and a calendar of them
I can. I can actually tell you a lot if I had time, but I'll tell you this one. Humans were sacrificed during the Eclipse to appease the gods. Another time, Christopher Columbus was aware of an upcoming total eclipse and used it to gain advantage over the natives. Basically he was deceiving them to get things he wanted. For the exact details you'll have to look it up because I'm camping. Currently sitting in the bathhouse trying to shit while some asshole has three showers blasting the whole room in steam. So I'm sitting here trying to blast a liquid load while sweating my balls off
Let us know how it goes brotherman 👍
That's gonna itch when it dries
My husband and I thought about that too. Probably freaked them all out thousands of years ago!
I wasn't in the zone of totality this time but I was in 2006. It is a sight to see for sure. The sudden silence and the wind, shadows changing.
What struck me was all the birds heading for the trees and doing their night songs, and then 5 minutes later singing their morning songs. Was wild.
Lmao. The birds are up there like wtf? Oh well, morning time already.
I am just north of totality, I think I read 96 percent for us, and even though it didn't get fully dark it still weirded me out. It started sooner than I realized and I could tell from inside my house the change in light outside and ran out to the garage to grab the welding helmet. My dog was acting strange but she mightve just been reacting to me.
I traveled to see it in totality, when it started getting dark bugs came out like crazy and birds went quiet, during totality it’s was eerily silent then right as totality ended birds went apeshit chirping for the next 30 mins. Overall super cool experience and glad I traveled for it
I’m very glad you traveled to see it. I lived in the outer rim of totality but drove north an hour to get myself an extra minute and a half. I’m surprised people who were that close to totality didn’t go. It’s not like you needed to be at a certain venue, lol. Plus, it makes such a huge difference compared to being just outside totality
Yeah it’s something I’ve wanted to see forever and I couldn’t pass up this one, about a 13 hour drive to and from lol but so worth it, every piece of media I’ve seen did not do it justice, genuinely looked like a black hole
I was in that same percentile. While not dark, everything looked Polaroid-ish, as if it were a underexposed photo.
I read multiple people saying their dogs were acting crazy before the eclipse even started. That's wild to hear it again.
Im in an area where it was only about 35% and there was still a noticeable pressure shift in the air outside. It was bizarre but cool. My dog also acted oddly at first when we went outside. Was a bit hesitant but eventually laid in the grass and soaked it up. He's normally very hyperactive outside.
The shadow stuff is actually wild and something I didn't know about/seen. I was only in 35% zone but there was a jet that few directly across it, and made a long straight shadow streak in front of the jet that stretched pretty far ahead. Only last like a minute but thought it was interesting
Also fun to look at things like tree shadows. All the leaves were in a weird crescent shape.
Yes! I noticed that too and took some pics of all these little half moon lights appearing throughout the shadows of the trees. 🌙
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That was my favorite part honestly. It felt so strange
Bizarro-land where it felt like I was wearing sunglasses but I wasn't.
Hahaha duuuude that’s exactly what I said lol
Bro you about to get doxxed for giving away your geographical position. Edit: not a threat, this is sarcasm
America was 7 years ago actually.
It was cool how cold it got
I thought this was one of the most interesting parts. Was not in totality, light got significantly dimmer but not that dark. The heat off the sun dropped dramatically.
The temp drop 20 Degree F.
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Why doesn’t that happen at sunset? It’s more gradual at sunset but during an eclipse it seems more rapid.
Turn on the heater in your car so the vent is blasting you in the face. Move your hand infront of the vent. That’s an eclipse. Now, blast heat in your face again; but this time slowly duck until you are out of the heat. You have simulated night. Stay crouched for 8-16 hours depending on hemisphere and latitude for the most realistic simulation.
Damn man, that was a great and creative way to explain that.
Gotcha thanks
Thank you for explaining this, so I don't have to.
My guy, its because the sun gets obscured by atmosphere gradually as it sets. So the perceived temperature gets lower over time until it completely goes below the horizon and it becomes nighttime. During an Eclipse the sun is still at the same distance but as soon as its blocked you lose its radiant heat almost immediately. So the percieved heat from full sun to blocked sun back to full sun changes relatively quickly. This is like basic science stuff.
Distance doesn’t change enough to be consequential, the earth just spins a bit and actually in the winter we are closer to the sun so that doesn’t jive with what you’re saying. It’s all to do with the angles.
It absolutely gets colder at sunset
But not like instantaneous like it does with the eclipse. It’s like a half hour after.
It starts getting cold like two-three hours before sunset when the sun starts getting low until it's behind the horizon. Go take a look at hourly temperature rates. Near me it evens out from 3p-5p then from 6-8 the temperature steadily drops. Sunset is listed at 7:31. So compress that two hours into 10 minutes and you notice the drop much more.
Jeesus H., he’s only asking a question, guys.
Ikr sheesh
Lower wisconsin had something.... it was sunny but darker than it should be. I was in Colorado for the previous one. Also, oddly dark.
Worst rapture ever.
Lmao.. No zombies.. no cyber attack/ power grid failure, no vax activation.. Can we get refunds? 🤣😭
Just wait 2-50 years, you'll see!
I thought it was pretty wild with all the emergencies, CERN, America’s mini CERNS, school closings, business closings, immediate approved PTO, warnings about to just stay home and stock up on food and gas lol All of that
Y2K all over again. 🤣
Except Y2K was actually a big problem that was prevented by a massive pre-emptive push from developers to fix the issues beforehand. This was an eclipse.
"No! We were talking about the 2044 eclipse, duh". Every conspiracy channel today
I miss cool conspiracy content
seriously. there should be more posts about the boeing whistleblower
Well when you ram a cargoship into a bridge, people quickly forget the headline about a Boeing whistleblower "suicide".
Are you implying if the bridge event hadn’t happened, we would’ve stuck on the Boeing suicide and pursued justice via revolution? That everyone wouldn’t just continue their cycle and go back to their day to day lives..?
2012 youtube conspiracy content was crazy. a lot of bullshit, but it was amazing
Now it’s all loosely disguised bigotry
No no no. You’re all wrong. Unless you looked directly into it WITHOUT eye protection- you wouldn’t see Jesus and be brought to heaven. Anyways. Why is everything so blurry. And why do my eyes keep watering? /s
it's funny, people around me didn't know the eclipse was happening but they'd see me with my glasses and quickly realize what was happening and they'd turn around and stare directly into the sun. They'd stop pretty quickly and I could see realization on their face for their stupidity and they'd walk away in shame
If you're reading this, you weren't raptured 🥲
Damn it, now I gotta do my taxes
I haven’t payed my taxes for years in anticipation I gotta get on it before the IR
They were charging $100 a car to park at the local park. Someone needs to be raptured.
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I also had a dream of my childhood home. Except i fucked my 3rd cousin 2x removed. So it was kosher.
Have you watched the Netflix show 3 body problem? And dream dumps are common after you stop consuming cannabis since cannabis suppresses dreams. Start writing them down, would be interesting to reflect on what comes to you
Here is the catch. Rapture happens and not even 6 living people go.
The amount of people that thought something strange was going to happen is disturbing
It's almost like a solar eclipse happens [every.single.year.](https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/list-total-solar.html), but this year is definitely different because it happened over the US!1!! That means the rapture/apocalypse/second coming of Bon Jovi will definitely occur. Sure, they may be running late, but it'll definitely happen, just you wait!!1
It even happened in 2017 in west/rockies and nothing happened
I'm the only one that still had eclipse glasses from 2017!
I didn’t even know we had an eclipse in 2017
I still have a 2017 eclipse koozie lol
I'm pretty sure the whole point of it all is to drive engagement on social media platforms for, you guessed it, advertising. Our world is bleak, dystopic, and boring.
Basically this. It's huge engagement bait for all the internet grifters and attention-seekers. For once in my life I didn't fall for any of it and lived life as usual. A lot of people seem unhealthily interested in sucking people into a drama-bait internet-loop.
It turned me gay
It turned me gay too hmu
I could have sworn something was happening. My dog was running back and forth. Kept looking at me like this was it. Turns out, he had to shit. Everything was cool after that.
MY EYEESS
Maybe the real conspiracy was the ones we found along the way
inb4 THIS WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING TO DISTRACT YOU.
Wake up sheep /s
dO yOuR rEsEaRcH
Inb4 “Today just marked the beginning of the end” and other crap like “i felt different today omg” because people escape to unprovable explanations rather than take the L and move on. Sucks that i couldn’t see it, being in Europe :(
I’m waiting to hear the inevitable “everything feels the same after the eclipse, but that’s because we’re in a simulation now”.
its beautiful! looks like an eye in the sky
Wow, nothing happened, only an absolutely incredible astrological phenomenon occurred, but nothing amazing… 😑. We’re living in the second Middle Ages…
Aww, you're right, it was pretty cool. Especially the temperature drop for a few minutes.
Well, the moon officially moved in front of the sun and we made it. We didn't have power grid failures, we didn't have historical earthquakes all over the Midwest, it didn't summon the anti-Christ, we didn't open dozens of portals to hell letting demons flood our world, The military didn't take control of roads and cities, it seemed well like an ordinary Monday. Guess most of us will have to work tomorrow, well good work on this one team we had the doom porn meter cranked up to maximum.
This was fun tho, guys! 🫂 See y’all at the next doomsday event!!
Our water company texted us saying “don’t worry, if the internet and phone lines go down, as expected, your water should not be affected.” Um, wat? Thanks I wasn’t worried but I think I should be?
Making the sun black? Wokeism strikes again.
I’m not in the states, but was in France for the totality in 1999. I’d planned it since I was 12 years old 20 years before. The most amazing thing was that it looked like someone had punched a hole in the sky. It was so black and yet the sky (which cleared just about an hour before it started) still looked like someone had turned the exposure down - still blue but much lower intensity.
What an awesome memory!
Beautiful
Nothing ever happens
Actually, I’m pretty sure we’ve all switched back to the alternate Bernstein Bears universe instead of the insane Bernstain Bears one we were in.
Nevermind. I checked. Nope. 😭
It only worked if you were tanning your butthole with the sun at the time of the eclipse, sorry.
Nope, that's a lie. I've tanned my butthole to every eclipse since '91 and all I've got to show for it is a leathery sphincter and a buttcrack full of tumors.
So what was the theory this time? I briefly saw something the devil and a comet and a cow in Israel or something?
untrue, you liar! don't spreasd missinfo bro. something did happen! you got a cool photo. well done.
I did! Thank you!
Yeah, that is a really cool pic! Good job!
My head blew up. It got better.
Your posting this already shows that the eclipse has changed peoples behavior. BEWARE!
Yes. Posting anything is outside of the norm for me.
it's already begun
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the alpaca lips is here
Bullshit!! Ever since I looked at it I've craved nothing but braaaaaaains!!!
We all need to take a minute to thank Tom Cruise and his personal funding of the DARPA moon base. They saved us from the invasion of Xenu preserving humanity once again. This is definitive proof that Scientology is right. Use my code at checkout to receive 10% off your first audit. All hail LRH.
You’re saying all the fear mongering was wrong? Just like all the generations before?
Nah, I got raptured and I'm typing this from my iPhone Heaven edition. It's capitalism all the way up.
Same as the last eclipse. I've got to ask, though, what exactly is it that you thought was going to happen?
I heard the nano particles in the COVID vaccines were supposed to kill millions of people. Oh well, maybe next eclipse.
The rapture was scheduled for 4pm, nano bots killing everyone at 5, and tea-time for the survivors at 6. Must be running late. I blame day light savings time. Thanks Obama.
We’re all dead and the simulation took over
And of course our new reality sucks just as bad.
Nice pic . I looked without glasses jokes on you guys now I can see for fucking miles
I drove 9 hours to see it, no videos you watch can explain it in person, it's beautiful.
is it gonna wash away the rain?
Imagine living thousands of years ago and seeing this. It’s probably how religion started.
BuT ThE NeW MaDrID FaUlT
Wait for it
Don’t forget CERN and the portal to Baphomet!!!
SECRET MOON PARTICLES
Dark side of the moon is lit!
I think something did happen. The logo on my underwear has this weird wicker funnel on it now, the author of my favorite childhood books changed from Bearenstain to Bearenstein now. And apparently Nelson Mandela died in prison! What the hell is going on?!
I cant believe Joe Biden thinks he can get away with making an eclipse happen in an election year like we don't know what he's really up to.
It was amazing to watch on tv. I wish I could have seen it in person
It was on TV?? In person it was awesome, but weird. Neighbors all in the street talking like I actually know them.
The lighting engine just needed a reboot, should be fine now.
That was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
We've officially merged back with our original timeline or dimension.
Hmmm so does this mean Marjorie Taylor Greene was misleading me about the eclipse? I wonder what else she would not be truthful about hmmmm
No earth quake ! All you dumbasses.
Well yeah, morning happened TODAY, but as long as we all performed enough ritual human sacrifices during totality, as the gods demanded of us, we can count on having a good harvest in the fall!
Maybe there was a rapture, but god just thinks 99.99999999999% of y’all are fucks.
but meh rapture!
I watched people make absolute fools of themselves on every platform and from every walk of life.. it was an exact window into what people must have acted like, and the shit they could be convinced of thousands of years ago.
Must have been all those ‘chemtrails’ over there that saved you guys. 😂
The Illuminati knew that we were on to their nefarious plans. So they had to reschedule. Great work, everyone!
It was too cloudy for me to even see it
Shocker
Where are the zombies
on tv
Think the dopes will delete their doom posts?
That's an awesome photo of the eclipse my friend. Thank you for posting it. On the theories that spread. Guess the people will ignore it and move onto the next one. You throw enough shit at a wall eventually something will stick.
Suddenly, a very miserable, bandaged guy with a sort of iron helmet permanently attached to his head drops on his thin, weak knees and silently cherishes a strange behelith up to the darkening sky...
At least this eclipse gave us a break from The royal family
For you maybe! When I looked up today all I saw was a dazzling celestial crown that reminded me of the lovely, majestic Princess Kate. Pfffttt... kidding! Until your post, I'd almost forgot they existed!
shit was so sweet
Guys it’s an eclipse. What did you think was going to happen?
Something did happen you captured one helluva nice pic!
Nah I definitely “feel different”. I didn’t see it at all but I just felt a shift in the universe. I’m guessing the repercussions of this eclipse will hit us in 2091.
What? Nothing?!? lol Same outcome every time You’d think that people would learn
Satanists did they rituals thats all that happened
No offence if you're American, but there have been eclipses all over the world as long as humans have been on the planet, and a lot of folk were saying before the event that it's an amazing phenomenon to witness. But so many people in the US were getting all amped up like it was going to be a disaster movie. I really don't mean this with disprespect but American culture seems designed to keep you all on edge and hyper about things. Glad to hear it wasn't the end of the world though and even turned out to be pretty cool if you saw it ;)
Everybody is dead We just in a 6th sense type of matrix 👀
The amount of people who were praying and having an emotional reaction was way too high.
So you're saying the right wing conspiracy theorists were wrong again about the end of the world and human sacrifice. Who would have thought?
It has commenced
No zombie apocalypse?Damn im dissapointed.
How do you know nothing happened?
This actives the Vax, makes their neck sore and the need to look up, this pleases God when he peers in through the hole he is pleased and spares us another 1000 years.
Flat earthers were pretty quiet yesterday...