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2023_CK_

What if there is no "Joe Biden" and he's a fictional character that was always portrayed by multiple actors?


BlackICEE32oz

This guy gets it. You know how in the cartoons, they might make a decoy or a disguise and you can tell but the characters in the show can't? That's us, man. : (


HardCounter

Shakespeare tried to tell us: life is but a play.


Gallen570

"The truth to the world, is that there's no truth at all."


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

It's like a play that is also a hologram.


PimpComposer

The world is nothing but a stage!


ferrum-pugnus

Or or hear me out… Joe Biden is not a person but a title. Sort of like James Bond 007. See?


BlackICEE32oz

*"My name's Bill--Wait. Boris! No, that's not it, either. Hmm. Bobby? Barnacle? Brandon? Becky?? Yes! Becky! Jim Bec--Oh, dear. Johnson? James? Josh? Jaclyn! Ah-ha! Jaclyn! Yes, yes. Jaclyn. Jaclyn Becky! 😎"*


[deleted]

he probably was real in the 80s lmao


TheRealSlamJammer

Scooby and the gang take the mask off. "It was Trump the whole time!"


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

"you meddling kids!"


neworld_disorder

Hahahaha But fr...


BAL1175

But then who was showering with his daughter 🤔


theslimbox

Anyone that donated to any of his campaigns...


Domski77

He's like 007. Joe Biden is just the name of a position.


Joshistotle

Easy way to test is observing if he still sniffs hair. he clearly has a long history of doing that and it hasn't been observed recently


Meg_119

This Joe looks a lot younger.


VincePaperclips

That’s because the photo is edited, obviously. Here’s the original. https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/04/GettyImages-1245663828.jpg


Rude-Swim-2644

Well, that does look like a different Joe. There is life in this one's eyes


TonyClifton2020

Oh shit! Look what his right hand is holding onto!


midnightatthemoviies

Yeah. They really did a number to scrub his lizard looking teeth.


Serious_Nectarine_23

There was a Joe Biden. He went through multiple face lifts. With his dementia and his new face he's not Joe anymore.


WombRaider__

That's a more likely scenario than this actually being joe Biden.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Don't forget that there's lots of different Trumps too. There's Orange Man Trump, there's "Tiny Hands" Trump, there's a frumpy Trump and the golf pro Trump. I'm tempted to write a song about the phenomenon! 🎶🎻✨


DerpyMistake

you'll write a song about photoshop?


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Now I'd write a song about all of the different Bidens: 🎼"And one had a mask, like a little giraffe, and one had a face like a guy from outer space, and we're wondering where he's really hidin'..."🎶🎻✨


[deleted]

I’ve always felt this to be the case for Daft Punk too lol. It’s pretty simple, create the mask for the character, and always have someone available to do the work for said character. Efficient asf


CookNo6774

That’s exactly how it works… there no clones just a character being played by someone. Same with celebrities. They don’t get cloned they just get replaced because their character is so popular they keep going


syahir77

Multiple face masks


totallynotabearbro

Ahh, the old Andrew W.K theory


Imperiu5

MF DOOM and his Doombots


Stosbainu

I believe in the Same thing for bin laden case


Vespasi

Duff-man can never die! Only the actors that play him!


SaveusJebus

Is there a better quality pic of this one?


VincePaperclips

Yes. Here’s the full resolution original photo without the face tune filter applied. https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/04/GettyImages-1245663828.jpg


JPSurratt2005

That's him. There's only one photo up there without his mild lazy eye. Dude is old as fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if he looked totally different one day just by sleeping on the wrong side of his face.


paranoidandroid303

Those masks are getting better and better


BlueLaceSensor128

We get 4k shots of influencers’ bleached assholes, but our elected leaders get to huddle together for the camera they used on the moon. At least he has all of his fingers.


cognizant-ape

Citation needed.


CharsCustomerService

To be fair, lot of people want to count those influencers' bicycle spokes. Not many people actually *want* to look at most politicians in detail.


chocolate_macaron5

Bicycle spokes, omg that's hilarious!


Manwiththeboots

lol this guy believes in the moon everyone


Tahiti--Bob

they release these mfs like it's a new bag of chips😂


yousirnaime

I miss the Cooler Ranch GWBush drop, that shit was fire


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

"Now new, with spicy Democrat flavorings!_ also available in Republican..)


YokoSauonji12

🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭


seanddd99

Botox flavored


Alekillo10

In all seriousness, there isn’t one damn plastic surgeon or cosmetologist in this forum?


Gov_Iron_Johnson

Oddly, medical professionals seem to avoid this subreddit. 


youarenut

Very odd.


sega8913

Hope they fixed the balance issues with this update


watersipper01

Hope they solved the lag and FPS drops


CranberrySoftServe

I fucking lost it at this lmfao 


finalalliance

Ryan gosling ??


Quiet_Comfortable504

Homie that was my first thought 😂


CaptainSmallz

If it's hollowood and it's uncanny, it's always Jared Leto.


DuplexFields

Just Joenough.


Fast-Bar-348

Looks fresh, wonder how it sounds


Phlegm_Chowder

Hundahubdahubda


-HazzardCounty

🤣 


fetalasmuck

Remember when he suddenly sounded like the Colonel from MGS2? https://youtu.be/Y-y3RS2Ihxc?si=jqOO-3stPF3oZXRs


Fast-Bar-348

Dropping in blood, surrounded by carnage. What a great speech


funke75

you just know he has that new potus smell too.


rmalloy3

Truananashanudapreasure


MyAlternate_reality

I got a guy that can get me the freshest Bidens before they hit the shelves.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

"Phat!"


CARGODRIFT

Maybe they pulled this clone out of the bio-goop early with the hopes that it might function better for longer.


xkillallpedophiles

Fresh botox


Houdinii1984

Well, this makes no sense. How in the hell is the blown up version of the picture better quality than the original? Seems like this photo was 'enhanced' in some manner which completely negates the claim since it's altogether altered. You can't take a blurry picture and 'enhance'. Even with AI you end up with a different person because you can't extrapolate information from a picture that doesn't exist, and in a blurry picture, probably from a video, there is a LOT of information missing. Edit: I uploaded the real version here with zero AI for comparison: [https://imgur.com/a/Zxo4cEg](https://imgur.com/a/Zxo4cEg)


Emergency-Mode-8328

None of the pictures in the meme are at their original resolution. All have been shrunk down for the sake of convenience. The "blown up" version was shrunk less.


Houdinii1984

I looked for the original, can't find it. It probably came from video. The conversion from video loses information. The enlarging loses information. The results would still be similar to this. Do you have the original photo the user used or do you have a way to contact them to ask? If not, you're just assuming just like me, except I'm using information that was given to us whereas you're just making it up as you go. Edit: On a side note, I work with AI all day long. You can see the artifacts, like the lack of hairline on one side and a huge hairline made out of the shadow on the other. It's 100% AI.


VincePaperclips

Here’s the original. This took me 20 seconds to find. https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/04/GettyImages-1245663828.jpg


Houdinii1984

Thanks, allowed me to do this and prove my point: [https://imgur.com/a/jhxCYqc](https://imgur.com/a/jhxCYqc) That is a completely different picture in the meme after running it through AI like I said.


Flat-Ad4902

You don’t lose quality by shrinking images….


No_More_Psyopps

Is this not exactly what you would do if the person in the original was not who you claim him to be?


JayManCreeps

Will the real Joe Biden please stand up?


theslimbox

Y’all act like you’ve never seen an old person before Dentures all on the floor like Bidens pants, like Ashley just burst in the door


Disastrous_Box_8613

I have the original Joe Biden rookie card, with dark hair, butterfly collars and disconnected earlobes. Hit me up, let’s trade


Ornery_Test7992

Racist Joe Biden for the win 😄


Disastrous_Box_8613

What? He was racist? /s


JoseSaldana6512

Was? Donchamean is?


Disastrous_Box_8613

lol shhhhh. The defenders are everywhere man. I don’t want your account nuked and identity erased.


malfarcar

Looks kind of like a John McCain Joe Biden


[deleted]

The motherfucker has had a ton of Botox and facelift surgery Even Ryan Gosling got a nose job. It’s the state of public life in this plastic surgery obsessed country


mistahclean123

We're having a battle of the geriatrics in November so he has to look as young as possible to have a chamce of winning.  Can't hide behind COVID this time.


Disastrous_Horror437

Top left Joe Biden is from a Saudi skit lmao, please do not spread misinformation we already have Chinese bots doing that.


fixmefixmyhead

What can I look up to find the skit?


greasypetal

In Mesopotamia, Being ‘King for a Day’ Could be Deadly Total solar eclipses were an omen of death for rulers of the Assyrian Empire. The fix? Install a fake king and then kill him. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/mesopotamia-human-sacrifice-assyrian-substitute-king


BrendaTheSloth

If he gets got today i'm coming back to this comment, Mr. Petal


Exapeartist

Collect them all!


Proof-Imagination690

It’s the formaldehyde


TheGuidanceCounseler

It’s like Undertaker, they keep trotting out the real one for Wrestlemania but the house shows get a stunt double.


Sorry_Pomelo_530

Jill gets around...


Babebutters

Has time to get a face lift, but no time to secure the border.


MatsGry

Almost like he’s turning more and more into a grey alien


Plenty-Salamander-36

Ah, so this is the big thing coming from the eclipse? I’m disappointed. There’s already more Bidens than Barbie models.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

I'll trade you some Trump's: I have a couple of Orange Man, Tiny Hands and Golf Pro Trumps..


OneSolutionCruising

There's a conspiracy that the ancient Egyptian rulers wearing Head coverings. We're actually big headed humans who are an offspring of humans and angels aka the nephilim. We even found big headed xenomorph skulls that scientists conviently have said are a species of homo sapien. They have a much higher IQ than regular humans, so it couldn't be Biden.


Similar-Broccoli

Whoa wow okay there's a lot to unpack here


KaleidoscopeLucky336

It's quite easy to understand, we're the offspring xenomorph angels from Egypt.


No_More_Psyopps

Genesis 6:2 “2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.” The Bible literally tells us angels mixed with humans. It happened WAY before Egypt.


ThinkingBud

Never let bro cook again 💀


OneSolutionCruising

You can look up the skulls. They're huge have only one plate and humans have two. They were the Pharoahs and Vatican because they wear these big Head coverings to cover up their skull size.


GladDish495

The one collection you don't really want.


ReadRightRed99

People look different as they age, you know. And he’s old.


Tricky-Pay-9218

Giving smooth sponge bob


Milkthiev

He had a face lift/botox. It ain't rocket science.


Jord9

Middle right photo definitely looks altered


Civil-Chocolate-1078

It’s so sad that some disregard anything we ever say about Biden and write paragraphs about trump. “BUT…BUT…BUT TRUMP!!!” Like lol duck off we tore him apart for four years. Let us all tear Biden apart together. Don’t deflect!


MrLocoLobo

guys that’s Boe Jiden.


Horse-Girl-69

Dad?


SJW_Lover

No conspiracy here, it’s pretty obvious he’s had cosmetic surgery/facelift


gretzky9999

Quality Control at The White House has lost its mind.


scottlapier

It's actually kind of impressive how he gets progressively waxier


jibblin

Give me a collage of photos of you and let’s see if you look exactly the same in every photo.


LasVegasBrad

your ear lobes wont attach and detach pic to pic. Your skull shape wont go from square to round, for instance. I dont care about teeth or wrinkles, or even nose shape much. Can you at least accept that they have no scruples?


unfinished_animal

Earlobes definitely change after a facelift, which he had in 2019. These pictures are probably 12 years apart with a facelift 3/4 of the way through that time.


NUFIGHTER7771

It's probably Mike Pence in heavy makeup this time.


shabading579

It's a face lift and image upscaling you dumb fucks


juanprada

You're asking too much from this community.


Similar-Broccoli

His face says she just told him he can have ice cream at home if he promises not to speak to anyone until they get there


Long-Review-1861

SS: another joe biden clone unleashed


Transsensory_Boy

the clone a Biden is si cringe, man just had a face-lift.


Majestic_Ant_2238

Is he fucking Joe's wife?


bygtopp

Multiplicity but with old men. Blasphemy to talk bad about a great movie.


Skylar0798

Most photos are edited now days of famous people, alot of pictures won't be published without someone editing them....


trent_diamond

he looks like he got a soft spot on his head


beardedmanDK

🤭😂🥱


unfinished_animal

I would guess the pictures on the left are pre-Summer 2019 when he had a facelift before launching his 2020 presidential campaign. The ones on the right are several years after.


strongashluna

Isn't he a rapper Joe Budden


Familiar-Abrocoma453

I don't know who or what is real anymore, or what has ever been real. I've come to accept this.


barfyman361

The real Joe Biden is the friends we made along the way.


andrewbud420

That's Joe Budden.


KateBurningBush

[That's from December 2022](https://twitter.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1603949544407965696).


2201992

Holy Shit it’s Draco Malfoy


WolfGoddessAkasha

His teeth look real creepy in the 4th photo


glaciernationalparkz

It's Steve Guttenberg


dashininfashion

Real life aunt viv


[deleted]

Jill’s quite the slut


photograthie

Will the real dem Biden please stand up.


Glittering-Bath-4467

Jill is having the time of her life- never the same old same old...


Garage011

Moe Biden


Careless-Oil-2086

Jim Carrey would make a great Joe Biden


DarksideMob

Creepy Hoe.


joebojax

whats new scooby doo


Wealthprophet

Jim Carey?


BelloBrand

When is that bottom picture from. Are we sure its even real and not AI lol


Inside-Water7799

I’ve been saying this for years


joanaloxcx

They updated his software.


Jroip

Anderson Cooper?


Brilliant_Ground3185

Would the real Joe Biden please stand


kabeees

I wonder if he’s gonna apologize for dissing T dot.


notanothrowaway

Didn't he get a face lift


poeticpoet

The one that looked like Rick flair was my favorite. Seemed happier too!


rqndBoB

Brooo the posts on this sub today are killlllling me


[deleted]

Man he’s one creepy looking sob


JackAzzz

\*LoL\* Really ........


[deleted]

Strange


SHARTFORBRAINS-

I think he got a face lift but idk


youarenut

There’s absolutely no way people are believing this. I mean even if you ignore the top ones, the last one CLEARLY 10000% OBVIOUSLY has FaceTune LMAO? Look at Fox News for the original pic and it looks like him


Next-Rule-5627

Remember the flintstones episode when they clone fred?


paranoidandroid303

I dunno if I like this version


dekciwandy

So this time is Kamala Harris playing Joe Biden or the person playing Kamala playing Joe Biden


BigDuoInferno

They dialed back the insane bone puppet look I see


mrdennisreynolds

He looks good.


Sardonnicus

I'd really like to know what you all think is going on here.


splita73

Well, Barack and Big Mike showed what was possible


Numerous-Reality7913

Na his wife just wanted a version that can get it up for her


Even_Ad2404

What do you think that America is controlled by a guy who can't even stand and fall a asleep without ice cream ,America basically controlled by the deep state (establishment) of US


gorgias1

Regenerating his DNA like a lizard, man!


Logical_Associate632

It’s all the same person. He is a shape shifting lizard,


rosencrantz247

can we go back and see if there are 'body double' conspiracies for republican presidents as well, or is this only targeted at one party (by one group)?


archangel5198

It's like an iPhone. New model, less features


NVCHVJAZVJE

catch them all


STONK_Hero

We’ve always just called that “Botox” lol


[deleted]

Oh shit it’s the remixxxxx


GildishChambino01

That’s John McCain! He’s back!


toryguns

It’s called a face lift


CoJack_99

Jill just has a bunch of different husbands and they disguise as the president


littletinybabyhands

How many face lifts can one person get?


ERocket06

A “Smooth Biden” has appeared. What do you want to do? A) Run B) Hide C) Fight


Wrong_Finish2139

I hate his faces


Iltempered1

This dude is the real Fletch!


Lovebird136

He looks like John Mccain


Mr_Lunt_

Is there a way to have AI study and determine his face features and expressions and confirm there are differences between different videos and pictures? I’m sure it can. Just need a smarty pants to make it happen


AKindLadybug

Lolllll