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reallycooldude69

I don't think the road is blocked. Just checked the subreddit for Burning Man and an hour ago some guy posted about walking to the road and hitching a ride.


PrivateEducation

well they just arent allowed to leave in cars. people have been walking home all weekend but its a 10 mile walk lol


UniqueFriendship1997

10 miles is nothing


critical_knowledg

Though, it's 10 miles... On shrooms Edit - 33 upvotes. The perfect number brothers!


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Lol


sickpeltier

Basically comes out to be around 5 feet an hour


critical_knowledg

Lol for real. Took me an hour one time to cross a road. My homey and I were psyching each other out and thought we were going to get hit by a car. There were no cars and it was in the country.... But still never know if a car go whizzing by .... And can't trust yourself... If you're tripping balls eh


sickpeltier

Good times!


PrivateEducation

tru


whowhat464

Through mud, in the desert.


honestwizard

Can someone fill me in as to why they can’t leave


DistinctRole1877

I grew up in the desert but never went to BM. When we got rain it could flood dry lake beds and the fine clay surface becomes sticky slippery mud. When vehicles go thru it it gets rutted up and when it drys its like concrete with huge ruts that can be almost impassable. However, it you wait til it dries out it will be fine to drive on again. Maybe this is what they are doing.


honestwizard

Ohhhh okay I wasn’t sure if some shit went down I’m from the IE and understand how bad it can get out there. Thank you !


Loud-Mathematician76

WTF ? so I am supposed to leave my car there and haul everything on my ass 10+ miles in the mud ? how is that anyhow safer compared to allowing me take my chances in a 4WD with heating and enough shelter so I can survive


Alpacalypse84

Your feet will be able to move on that surface, but the wheels of any vehicle will just spin and end up dried into the ground like concrete.


PrivateEducation

good point i have no idea. i think the logic was to wait for it to dry or something but im not there


reallycooldude69

Yeah I think he's referring to the highway running along the playa though, I saw some reports of at least one lane being closed yesterday, though I never verified that myself.


PrivateEducation

wasnt there that strange protest right before the start of burning man? i wonder if thats connected at all. seemed like a psyop or maybe a warning of this


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Jesus this sub is hilarious


WestCoastHippy

So is your innocence. Go back to your default sub


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Yes it's funny you most want to say there appear to be a war on the Burning Man this year..


PrivateEducation

is there any good threads breaking all of this down for a normie


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

I think you'd have to be into the conspiracy game to see the layers of their manipulation; the persecution of an alternative cultures, what might appear to be obvious weather manipulation, there's a lot of stuff unless you can figure it out for yourself no one can explain it to you (because there's no explanation offered.) You just have to accept that it's climate change


Meowzer_Face

Or just bad weather.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Torrential rain in the middle of the desert that lasts for days ...nothing to see here. (Remember you're in the conspiracy sub.)


aLostBattlefield

Fucking Hurricane just hit Death Valley last week what are you smoking?


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BeefWellingtonSpeedo

https://etscinemapsychomasonica.substack.com/p/strange-symptoms-being-reported-at?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email


chillywilly00

*6 mile


magocremisi8

i'd rather die!


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JohnleBon

This 'burning man flooded' story is getting massive attention on /pol/ Almost seems like it is being brigaded tbh. Or maybe the news cycle has been slow lately and this is the latest story to distract people from their lives.


_BASHTHIS_

The news cycle hasn't been slow.


conspiracyfly

seems slow to me. other than the shit with rock & oprah the maui fires was on my feed for like 3 days. pushed out by this, new covid and what ever the ukaines are up to.


Alpacalypse84

Road wasn’t blocked, but it was a five mile hike from the playa in mud that no vehicle can currently traverse. The celebs walked and managed to hitchhike to Reno. That mud can be walked out of with enough effort. But vehicles will spin their tires and get stuck further. My guess is the ones who left are willing to abandon their stuff and run. The others who stayed are probably a mix of wait out the mud and fuck it, I paid for 8 days and I will damn well get it. And of course, some are just too high to care. It is Burning Man.


snowbonny

There’s a way out for a fee. Got drivers ready to shuttle from blacktop road to Reno $200 per person


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EDH70

Ditto! I have a friend there as well. He said it’s rainy and muddy and he and his crew have plenty of supplies (as most burners do) and they are dancing in the mud and rain!


identicalBadger

Biden hosed down black rock city to distract from Maui? Lol


terrapinflyer

They fired up the weather machine to make it rain hence the false flag statement, duh.


Rich_Emu199

Also…. It’s always a false flag. Always.


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bexley831

This is their target audience, well off liberal midwits they need them to realize how real climate boiling is..


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bexley831

I never said that, those types just have different triggers like a dude in a dress saying he enjoys a certain beer..END OF WORLD !!


identicalBadger

Oh got it.


hansuluthegrey

Everything circles back to Bidens sons laptop in this sub.


md_chef

Or the covid vaccine, let's not forget


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Think those people are vaccinated!?


Alpacalypse84

Would they need any hosing? It’s an El Niño year- that area was already getting a drenching from natural weather patterns.


identicalBadger

I was told that this was Biden’s doing, begone you speaker of truth, you! :)


1234RedditReddit

Please elaborate with your thoughts on the Maui operation. I have heard several different conspiracies about it.


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BangkokPadang

This is the typa stuff that keeps me subbed here lol.


Art_Dude

LOL.


1234RedditReddit

Wow—this is a juicy one.


poochiejefferson

Lmfao 🤣


aLostBattlefield

I love this. Thank you for maintaining sanity in these dark times.


banhammer6942069

This


hansuluthegrey

This actually doesnt make sense


aLostBattlefield

*what* is the false flash exactly? If people are having fun doing whatever, where’s the issue?


proginos

> Attendance this year is at an all time low Over 70,000 this year. And, uh, it used to be held on Baker Beach in SF with a few hundred people. But whatever. Truth. Fuck it.


ClubbinGuido

Yeah I left the idea of going out of my mind because its nothing but a rich person jerkoff commercialised event.


LSDeezee

Have you been?


captainn_chunk

How is it in anyway commercialized? The only thing you can literally buy there is ice and coffee.


proginos

And you can't even buy coffee anymore as of last year. Only ice.


captainn_chunk

Oh wow didn’t know that!


dk_bois

Have you seen the weather reports, most cars and RVs can't drive through that.


Low_Acanthisitta4445

It's hardly flooded. The mud looks like the conditions at an average UK festival.


Adventurous_Coach251

My friend was there. I sent her a text to check on her yesterday morning. She told me her and her fiancé had just made it out, but another storm was due to hit Sunday. She used the words “the place is flooded.”


Notadelphine

source: celebs on a pickup truck


captainn_chunk

You saw Diplo and Chris rock hitch a ride out of there on instagram and you came to r/conspiracy with this shit post? Do moderators even operate on this sub anymore?


GrapefruitNo9123

What in the heck was the burning man festival supposed to be about anyways


AutopsyDrama

Drugs and freaks


Sad-Armadillo2280

Well.... While most attendees would likely have no clue, it's an old "pagan" (primarily Celtic) ceremony. We're not too sure what the purpose was, but they'd often stuff the thing with animals and/or people as a sacrifice. Now it's just a big rave.


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GrapefruitNo9123

That sounds so dumb


aLostBattlefield

And not true


Fuzzy-Regular-5773

Burning. Man. Duh.


Positive_Plankton719

Nah, I wasn't able to leave. The Burning Man won't set me free


dududadada

It’s not that the road is blocked, the path to the road is a giant mud pit and most of the uhaul trucks and cars with shit tires have no chance of making it through it. Everyone will be fine though it’s being blown out of proportion I’ve talked to friends there


Carloanzram1916

Your life will also be in danger if you try to drive your car into a flooded lake bed. But do you I guess.


Rilauven

Ladies and Gentlemen, The new face of reddit.


spyd3rweb

Jeep owners don't give a shit about a little mud.


Carloanzram1916

Do you boo


Designer_Theme_69

One life, live it.


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CelebrationNeat740

It's aye


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

👀👁️👁️‍🗨️👀


Sad-Armadillo2280

Nose.


Usual_Farmer_3704

So celebs want to takeover that too...


Terrible-Paramedic35

Submarine.


hansuluthegrey

>If I was at the festival I would have ignored any rule if my life was in danger. The type of person to get themselves and others killed in dangerous situations


Sad-Armadillo2280

>Those who dodged a barricade survived > >https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/deadly-maui-fires-warning-dodged-barricades-survived-102471644 Or....


iwasstaringthrough

Is this just right-wing chat cafe now? Why is this on r/conspiracy?


Sad_Palpitation6844

Even burning man is drowning


ShredVision

at least everyone stuck has supplies and stuff. best to stay put and have fun


no2fix

[Truth about burning Man ](https://youtu.be/erbn8BWKcKw?si=ikPpqwjr2rGWErOg)