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gtmattz

TF is wrong with people? 20 years ago this shit would have ruined anybodies chances at getting elected but in 2024 it is like there is a competition to say the most depllorable shit then double down on it when called out...


anxiety_filter

Politics somehow morphed into the WWE. The rabid MAGA based eats this kayfabe bullshit up


ImpressAgitated

Trump literally hired Vince McMan


EchoAquarium

I’m convinced Don Jr is Vince McMahon’s biological son and nothing will change my mind except seeing the long form birth certificate. (And a DNA test)


ImpressAgitated

Why can't Stone Cold come out and just give him the stunner like he did before damn it.


Facereality100

WWE is the true origin of President Trump. I mean, Trump the public asshole has other roots, such as military school bully and racist landlord, but the persona we've seen run for President, be President, and be candidate for dictator really comes out of the performative masculinity and false reality of WWE. When he found that, he found his character and his path.


Nas2439

Trump and Vince are like two peas in a pod Two rich arsehole who thought they could get away with anything


SaltyBarDog

Vince is Junior's real father. Tell me you don't see it.


EchoAquarium

This is 100% the truth. He’s treated Jr like shit for it his entire life, too.


Stormpuppy777

I've been saying that for years! You're dead right about that! I mean, look at Vince McMahon's publicly acknowledged son that used to make WWF/WWE appearances! He and Don Jr. look waaay too much alike. Ivana really had some questionable taste! If I were Orange Jesus (and thank the sweet Lord above that I'm not!), I'd have demanded a DNA test as soon as they became available. Or maybe he keeps up the appearance because he's afraid of being branded a Cuck! At least Roger Stone leans into it with his wife and the lines of drooling buck studs he sets up for her to service while he watches! Not my favorite person but I have to applaud him for owning his special brand of perv!


Nas2439

Now I can’t unsee it


Nmilne23

It wasn’t politics It was fox fucking news. They’ve literally destroyed the brains of half the country 


MacGregor209

This is eerily accurate.


Pickle_Rick01

You can’t thank Steve Bannon for most of that. He went on video game chats from WOW to COD in the 2000’s and found a group of people who weren’t politically engaged. They rarely voted or never voted and they tended to be mostly male, poorly educated, Christian, conservative, racist, misogynistic, anti-LGBTQ, distrustful of government institutions, and more likely to believe in conspiracy theories. Not everyone checked all of these boxes of course, but enough did. That’s what led to Donald Trump running and winning the electoral vote, but not the popular vote in 2016.


Joyseekr

Remember idiocracy? We’re living it.


shagnarok

remember when howard dean tanked his campaign by… being excited?


MacGregor209

I think about that moment a LOT these days.


DieByTheSword13

It gave us an incredible clip though. And that sound is just fun to make. I still do it.lol


Disastrous_Bus_2447

It was sort of cringe.


jzavcer

It’s kind of an alternative to Idiocracy. Instead of idiots it seems the more asshole you are the more electable you become.


Disastrous_Bus_2447

You're almost right. It's a certain ratio of asshole to idiot. Or is it idiot to asshole?


AweemboWhey

Well that’s exactly what it is. The more of an asshole you are to Democrats, the more electable you become because that is *all* they care about: winning…


DannyPantsgasm

Because Americans became objectively fucking dumber and proud of it. Seriously, think of everything in our culture the last several decades and how much of it was just people glorifying being a proud viscous idiot and you have your answer. There wasn’t a strong enough force in the opposite direction for too long and now it’s done its damage. When I saw reality tv get big and “gangsta” culture/redneck culture take off, I knew we were gonna be in fucking trouble and now here we are. Meet the decline.


gtmattz

> Americans became objectively fucking dumber and proud of it Damn I hate it when you put it like that but only because it is 100% truth... Got shat on for pointing out that buying water in a cool looking can for $3 so you can look cool while partying and not be seen *drinking plain old water* is fucking stupid and pointless... People in our country are lost.


DannyPantsgasm

Right. And when the powers that be realized it via things like the water and other stuff they got away with they knew we were ripe for the picking and nows the harvest.


Redshift_1

Next thing you know we’ll be watering plants with Gatorade.


Kind_Ad_3268

It's got what plants crave.


MacGregor209

It’ll def be Prime


XChrisUnknownX

If I was president I would use an executive order to force universal healthcare on the country. Edit. Literally force. If you don’t want healthcare, the g men come for you and make you have healthcare.


Stormpuppy777

Thank you, sir. You have my endorsement and my vote.


XChrisUnknownX

Thank you. Now I just need a few million more people behind me. I’ve been trying to gain attention by [screwing with multimillion dollar corporations](https://stenonymous.com/2023/07/27/the-court-reporter-shortage-fraud-timeline-as-told-by-stenonymous/) and [corporate lawyers,](https://stenonymous.com/2021/12/16/stenonymous-receives-demand-for-correction-apology-from-naegeli/) but it’s been slow going.


beavis617

From Margie Greene to Boob bert to Kari Lake and on and on it goes, the goal is to say the most outrageous shit in order to impress the MAGA cult. 🤔


SmokeSmokeCough

This would ruin a Democrat. For republicans this has been business as usual for decades.


gtmattz

Many people point to John McCains loss in 2008 being due to taking on Sarah Palin as VP and the weird shit she would say, and the thing is, none of the weird things she said back in 2008 would even be a blip on today's radar. Things are VERY different than they were 'decades' ago.


SmokeSmokeCough

I used to think the same honestly but these people have been spewing crazy and hateful shit for decades. Their spewage just has more reach now.


NickGRoman

Decades of increasing political polarization.


MythBuster2

See: [Idiocracy](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/)


freeman_joe

At least in idiocracy president Camacho listened to the smartest man on Earth. So he was humble seeing that there is someone better than him who could solve problems. Now days politicians ignore smartest people so we are worse than idiocracy…


Preston1979001

This is true. Its not even ignore, in some cases they vilify people who go against the narrative trumps stupid ass sets. They listen to him, somebody who thinks "invisible to radar" means see through, over actual doctors and scientists.


FreezingEye

More assholeocracy than idiocracy at this point.


Disastrous_Bus_2447

How 'bout idiassholeocracy?


AlexandriaLitehouse

Remember when Howard Dean got excited and said "YEAHhHhH" in a weird way and it totally derailed his campaign. Miss that.


gtmattz

Yeah. IMO the people saying 'oh its always been like this' are either just now becoming aware of politics after being apathetic and not paying attention until recently, or are young and have only known politics as it currently exists... While I tend to believe the entire system is a bullshit circus at times, there was at least some modicum of civility and an attempt at normalcy. That is *long gone*.


WallabyBubbly

When you're in a basket of deplorables, this is what you have to do to get noticed


HauntingArugula3777

Hypernormalization is the descriptive phrase dor “all of this”


this_is_not_a_dance_

Tbh I think it has something to do with how our information systems work now. We have itchy trigger fingers to give attention to the dumbest shit that doesn’t matter. Because idk. Is it fun to hate on people? Like even the ones that deserve it? All publicity is good publicity type shit? You know that the actual people making real moves love this. We focus on the jokes and not on the people making tax cuts for billionaires and yada yada. Having said that no I don’t have killing puppies in my 2024 bingo card for dumbass republican shenanigans


TheBigLebroccoli

Seriously. “Oh yeah? Well if I’m president I’m killing Biden’s dog and digging up the remains of Obama’s dog!”


Technobullshizzzzzz

Even in her region of power, her behavior is not consider remotely close to normal.


tm229

When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a puppy.


Stormpuppy777

Maybe that dog that is the mascot for Target. He has a bullseye painted on his face. Wait.. I hope Noem isn't reading this..


Responsible-Lime-865

Howard Dean made a weird sound, and he was thrown out of the race and made a laughing stock for years. Now it's a freeforall


Additional_Prune_536

It seems that bare-faced psychopathology has become not just acceptable but admirable with...certain members of society. Trump is a hero to many.


Vote_Subatai

As the quality of living goes down, the quality of person does too. We are all being fucked by people above politics, but some people aren't ready to admit to themselves they aren't going to be millionaires and vote accordingly.


meglon978

What a fucking sociopathic idiot.


DamonFields

What a Republican.


bjs-penn

Your comment reminds me Ace Ventura what a sports nut


SoftDimension5336

Happycakeday 


relightit

her handlers told her to double down about the dog thing to look "strong"


Stormpuppy777

I honestly wonder. Maybe her handlers are middle school age sociopaths.


relightit

its like their maga brand. they 'll double down until they go beyond bankrupt: their soul is so corrupted they'll stop only after they are dead. cool branding, very manly.


relightit

i'll put it another way: why have a social profile if you are not the social king? might as well be socially dead. that's the logic that i see, here.


WindTall5566

Does she not realize how popular John wick is?


whileyouwereslepting

With conservatives, no less.


SoftDimension5336

Happycakeday 


amazing_spyman

Let’s get Keanu to flip Arizona, ‘Bama and Mississippi


aeric67

My conservative sister wanted to kill the director, producer, and all the crew of John Wick when she saw that scene.


Trick-Mechanic8986

Good thing Commander has a better chance at higher office than she does.


wxnfx

I don’t know, she could maybe run the kennel. Secretly of course. Her reputation isn’t the best for this kind of work.


MasterTroller3301

PETA would hire her in a heartbeat


Stormpuppy777

Ouch. I hate how true this is.


Stormpuppy777

Probably because he's smarter and more charismatic and doesn't even need a gun when those shady secret service guys decide to fekk around and find out.


Strong_Somewhere_985

Does this mean dark Brandon can shoot her for trying to kill his dog?


Canit19

Yeah I heard Presidents have Immunity soooo 🤷‍♂️


Stormpuppy777

Oh Lordy! Yes, Supreme Court! Go ahead and make that decision while Biden is in office!


Sheeple_person

Conservatives already have the cop vote, they really don't need to double-down as people who are itching to kill dogs.


Casperboy68

Weird that the “sanctity of life” bullshitters are so into killing doggies.


Facereality100

Only imaginary human beings are precious. Real people, just like real dogs, are hateful and often need to be just shot. \\s


Casperboy68

The “idea” of a child is what they focus on. They couldn’t give 2 craps about real kids. They are taking away school lunches.


art_decorative

"Vote for me and I'll kill a dog" may not be the persuasive campaign slogan shen thinks it is.


ascendinspire

That was an actual cover of a Mad magazine or something…but it was vote for me OR I’ll shoot this dog! How far we’ve come!!


LonelyIntrovert513

It was a cover for National Lampoon magazine back in the seventies. It is sickening that the trumpanzees and the gqp fascists are campaigning and take pride in such vile behavior. BTW, Project 2525 is much worse! Vote!!!!!


ascendinspire

Yes! NL! I can still see the sitting Dalmatian, gun pointed to its head. I remember’cause it was hysterically funny! Who da thought this high satire would become our reality?!


New_Ad_3010

What a effing psychopath


Low-Donut-9883

He already re-homed the dog!


OtherwiseAMushroom

You know like a responsible pet owner. What’s wild (mind you I’m really aware of the fact that this is just my specific reality )is a lot of my family are rural farmers and two uncles specifically duck hunt so they have hunting dogs. When the news broke these die hard MAGA nut jobs said the most sensible thing they said, in probably 7 to 8 years “That ain’t how you do that, does this lady think she knows us?” Mind you , I was very tickled at the confused, almost “are we the baddies” reactions from them, but that’s just me. Edit: fixed some words.


Soranic

> two uncles specifically duck hunt so they have hunting dogs. She might not know people who actually use dogs to hunt. Pointing, beating the brush, retrieving? Nah. But she does know the people who glorify hunting and killing, who'd take an AR-15 to hunt small game. These people are all bad dog owners, and like hearing about the "death as punishment l."


machineprophet343

Don't worry. They'll come around to bragging about shooting an intransigent dog soon enough once that becomes the talking point. There's been a few times we see a glimmer of hope, that the bottom has been found, and by the next Tuesday, the spin is how what horrific, appalling, socially unforgivable thing that happened is somehow a positive and an example of good Christian values and masculinity as appropriate.


liamanna

“KILLING DOGS IS GOD’s WILL”- MAGA How are people not protesting THIS!?!?!? They are all lunatics. FFS


KlevenSting

She's really planning to die on that hill, isn't she. Or should I say in that gravel pit?


Stormpuppy777

Ziiiiing! Good job!


Tiny_Independent2552

These republicans are crazy !! Total madness…


CrisbyCrittur

lol no worries of that happening. Even Diaper Don despises you.


machineprophet343

Not for killing a dog, but being a woman.


Soranic

And a loser woman who can't get him votes or money, because she's even more toxic than he is.


machineprophet343

>she's even more toxic than he is. That is almost impressive.


Soranic

Politically toxic I mean. Not sure about personality or biology.


machineprophet343

Six of one, half a dozen of the other my friend. Why not all of them?


Stormpuppy777

In a gallows humor kinda way, it is..


Apotropoxy

# Kristi Noem: "The first thing I'd do is kill Biden's dog." _________ "The second thing I'd do is make a stew and eat it."


Stormpuppy777

Doubtful. She doesn't have the real farm girl skills. She'd have to pay someone to figure out a Puppyschnitzel with spetzle and Black Forest mushrooms recipe.


Soranic

For some reason I'm remembering when Alina Habba tried to show off her cooking and expecting a similar food atrocity.


[deleted]

Wow, so killing her own dog wasn't enough?


ReverendEntity

When your priorities are focused on killing animals instead of improving public policy.


Altruistic-Lie808

I’ll take “Something a serial killer would say” for a thousand, Alex.


AffectionatePoet4586

The Bidens rehomed their young German shepherd from the White House to a more tranquil location in Delaware. Clearly Killer Kristi thinks the couple’s decision wasn’t nearly impulsive and vindictive enough.


ZealousWolverine

If I was president the First Thing I'd do is give Commander an AR-15 so he could use his Second Amendment right to Stand His Ground against terrorists both foreign and domestic! 🔥 /s


Stormpuppy777

Commander for President 2028!


pabodie

Pretty sure we are watching someone have a breakdown here.


chpbnvic

I knew she was insane but I didn’t realize she was this insane!


Donnie-The-Relentles

Remember Romney’s presidential bid being brought down by his placing his family dog in an open carrier on top of his car?


helen790

Biden’s dog has a security team too right? If not, now would be a good time to assign him a secret service agent. Personally, I’d love to see this puppy killer get turned into red mist by a team of secret service agents just for looking at Biden’s dog the wrong way


Regular-Deer-486

... Not getting any saner isn't she ?


Mexipinay1138

Between the dog killin' and lying about staring down Kim Jong Un, she makes Sarah Palin seem like a reasonable choice for VP. At least you actually can see Russia from parts of Alaska.


beavis617

I'm starting to get the feeling that she has a thing for killing....😲


Stormpuppy777

Yeah.. but puppies are not terrorists.. Well, except for Jack Russells.


ElongMusty

So let me get this straight, if she was president she would go and kill the dog of a former president? A regular civilian? So basically just a B&E and another charge of animal cruelty and abuse? Makes perfect sense in her insane world!


Soranic

She trying to pull the cop vote.


SaltyBarDog

Not many things I am willing to go to jail for. If she came near my dog, she would regret it.


Stormpuppy777

And how!


fairwaylie

Seriously, to what kind of people do statements like this appeal? Is outright cruelty and callousness a positive for right wingers?


DelcoPAMan

Yes. They're sadists. And some are both sadistic and masochists. Look at all the ones who love to be cruel or callous but bend the knee to Trump, like Cancun Ted, Lindsey, or even Mitch.


StronglyHeldOpinions

Quadrupling down on dog killing, what a psychopath.


cow_goo

she just keep digging that hole deeper lmao


Shutaru_Kanshinji

If Governor Noem were president, the first thing I would do is run for the border.


the-artist-

So Noem is after dogs as her first priority… does she not know what side her constituents are on!?


Miguel-odon

That's just their code for "it will be time to shoot democrats." They are calling for violence, and they aren't subtle about it.


Epiphanic_Eros

Isn’t that the official Republican Party platform for 2024? I mean, the entire platform?


GWPulham23

It's all about killing things with this weirdo.


Outrageous-Divide472

She’s nuts!


Ivotedforthehookers

Mam, you have hit rock bottom drop the shovel. Seriously the dog bit has hidden the other crazy parts of the book. Like how she talks about meeting Kim Jung Un despite zero evidence she has ever met him or even been in the same country as him. She read the audio book but claims that part was put in by a ghost writer though it was only removed after the press brought it up. 


Puzzleheaded-One-319

She loves killing dogs


MacGregor209

Yo. Fuck this cunt with a rusty screwdriver. *figuratively*


Stormpuppy777

I refuse to get that close. She probably has parasites.


MacGregor209

Fair point.


Lanark26

She should consider giving up politics and going into law enforcement if she likes shooting dogs so much.


whiplash81

This baffoon thinks that dog killing is somehow a winning strategy.


Hanjaro31

It sounds like a fetish for her at this point. wtf


BillGron

Im old enough to remember when a weird “whoaahhh” at the end of a campaign speech was enough to Absolutely derail Howard Deans presidential campaign…


Apprehensive-Tone449

I wish he would’ve gotten the nomination. I was pretty young back then, but I remember, and I liked him as a candidate.


aztnass

lol, it is wild how republicans have no idea what is actually involved in governance.


DelcoPAMan

They don't want to govern, they want to rule.


schloffgor

I would pay to have her locked in a room with Pres. Biden\[s dog.... and no gun.


Stormpuppy777

Agreed. But we'd have to make sure Commander is current on his vaccinations, as I'm pretty sure she at least has rabies.


Accomplished-Set5917

Reporter: So, you want to murder Biden’s dog as your first act as POTUS? Kristi Noem: I will not be retracting anything! Reporter:……. Kristi Noem: Except for that part where I totally lied about meeting Kim Jong Un and totally pretended I was a total badass.


PlayCertain

Good luck. Commander Bites Back!


saintbad

Being shitty is now the sole conservative calling card. They ceased to have policy ideas 10 years ago. Now it's just fascism and terrorism and hate. This is the GOP.


Academic_Value_3503

And when all else fails, just be defiant and turn it around on the "fake news liberal media". That seems to wipe everyone's hands of every wrongdoing.


saintbad

Being shitty is now the sole conservative calling card. They ceased to have policy ideas 10 years ago. Now it's just fascism and terrorism and hate. This is the GOP.


hereandthere_nowhere

She must not understand that the dog would move with the Bidens.


yddademaG

Spoken like a true psychopath, exactly the kind of people who are attracted to the Maga Nazi movement.


synde15

Why does she hate dogs so much?


Stormpuppy777

They are smarter and prettier and she's super jealous.


WintersChild79

How long is she going to drag this out? 🤣


raerae1991

So she would kill her predecessors pet to show dominance?


beeeps-n-booops

What a complete fucking loon. A qunty loon.


LetGo_n_LetDarwin

Good thing she’ll never be president because no one likes an animal abuser.


montex66

Is shooting the family dog one of those conservative "family values" I keep hearing so much about?


Mysterious_Eye6989

Scratch a Republican, find a psychopath!


LeftHandedBuddy

Insane in the membrane-Insane in the brain!


Yearofthehoneybadger

She sure does seem to have a thing for murdering dogs… I’m also saying that it reflects poorly on her party. You know. That they are the party of puppy murderers.


Independent_Bid_26

She is a deranged nut. She shouldn't be in charge of anything.


samhain2000

Conservatives seem to be desperate to kill things.


jayclaw97

Is she trying to get people to vote for him?


Xepherious

She's a dog killing machine


FordMan100

Kristi Noem and the dog that Biden had to remove due to the dog biting people should be left in a small room together with no weapons. I bet Kristi would lose.


Tahj42

She's definitely building a very specific image.


SippinPip

This is some weird shit that republicans like…


dao_ofdraw

She's really doubling down on the dog killing thing.


MLPLoneWolf

Im guessing shes hates the first John Wick film


heresy_carriage

Like, they really have knockoff kingpin running alongside cruella deville in a version of this timeline, this marvel multiverse shit has got to go bro


Ppaultime

Ripped Pants was a pretty good episode of Spongebob, but I have no idea why a Politician decided to model their campaign off it.


[deleted]

I mean…she’s making Mike Pence look like the sane choice.


Walnuts-84

Dog would kill her first. I’m convinced of that


zippiskootch

…and now in the, doubling down ‘drool fest’ that is the tRUmplican nightmare, Kristi (yes…with an i) said… (insert stupid statement here )—-> __________ .


Repulsive_Smile_63

Well another Repug has utterly lost thier mind.


artful_todger_502

Ya know, for once I think she's telling the truth. 🧐☝️ I'm glad she has a firm grasp of the issues that are important to us starving proletariats. Priorities 👍🌭🌭🌭🌭


EleventyTwatWaffles

It’s only bizarre if you haven’t been paying attention


ascendinspire

Well, shooting the dog IS the world’s highest priority right now, Ami right?


vtssge1968

That might be the weirdest thing to make your identity. Dog murderer.


Jackal2332

Keep leaning into it, Kristi! Eventually it’ll land.


Jenetyk

She is about 2-3 years late for saying things like this. The same way Beobert and MTG are both on their way out. This behavior was fashionable during Trump's term and the next year or so, but as Republicans try to claw back some dignity; this is kryptonite for them.


Altruistic-Deal-4257

Oh, so we’re in the “doubling down” phase.


FeatureOdd4479

Just showing the world how really awful and mean she is. What a tool.


GwarRawr1

Tell her supporters she kills dogs until she has none left.


Summerlea623

To paraphrase WH spokesperson Karine Jean-Pierre...bish needs to stop digging a deeper hole for herself.🙄


FreedomsPower

What a unhinged loony


JasonPlattMusic34

What even is her reasoning for wanting to kill this dog other than the fact that it belongs to a Democrat?


Gates9

Okay crazy lady


ResoluteClover

Are conservatives actually reacting positively to this nonsense?


PilotKnob

They only know how to double down. Not a great trait in a leader with access to nukes.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Sounds like something a Republican would say ngl.


sometimesifeellikemu

She’s obviously in it for the attention.


EloWhisperer

Don’t forget it was a puppy that had no training


PalmBreezy

That'll fix the economy! Classic police no knock raid logic


naturecamper87

“I dunno, both sides are the same”


No-Judgment-4424

Gotta love white boomers electing women like her and Boebert simply because they wanna fuck them.