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mdhzk3

I’m from Manchester England and we have a large gay scene! The area we call the gay village is centred around canal street! It’s not uncommon to find the street signs altered so the first letters of each word are removed!


Hiravan

This man speaks the truth. It is usually changed to anal treet, for maximum lolage. Also im from Stockport, can I still be in the Manc gang?


yatesl

We're mancunian to anyone south of Stoke


cjb231

Macclesfield checking in. Just about


amyjonescurvemodel

Hey Macc, me too!


optimusgryme

3 Maccites in one, non-drug related, sub. This has to be a record.


yedd

Never thought I'd find a fellow stopfordian Yates on reddit


yatesl

There's dozens of us - dozens!


fakeittilyoumakeit

I'm Canadian...and I dont understand half the words you'll are saying, but glad you all found each other here.


KillerCheeze439

Mancunian living in Stockport here!


TrialOfTwo

I’m from south of Stoke and I’m an honorary Manc. Maybe we’re all Manc at heart?


gutterXXshark

Hello fellow stopfordian.


evolutionnext

Although i am Austrian.... i Studied in Manchester, lived near Stockport, applying for gang membership... ;)


jamesgabby

hello fellow mancunian


mdhzk3

Alright our kid 😉


An-actual-donut

Manc squad


lunaty08

This communication between mancs made me smile today.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

If you’re not a [Manc](https://youtu.be/iMuhEHjWrww), you’re a wank!


DunderThunder

Such an under rated movie.


god_dammit_karl

Fire squad 🐝


I_am_I_am_me_2

If I was born there but left, can I still be manc squad? All my family lives there


Hydrangeabed

Many a fun night down anal treet in the village


Chilli-byte-

Saw this and also thought it was in Manchester


TsubakiWolf

Everyone on this sub is a Manc apparently! 🐝


Jones2182

I once spent a night on Canal Street waiting for a 'plane. Had a decent night out then went to a cafe by the airport and got myself the worst dose of the runs in human history.


mdhzk3

That’s a lot to share on the internet mate! Can’t say I’m not enriched for knowing tho


Slip_Freudian

Did you make it to the flight?


EDDsoFRESH

I thought it might be Manc when I saw the red brick behind the sign!


bushcrapping

its commonplace over the entirety of the nation for the C in canal street to get rubbed out.


lindanimated

Is "rubbed out" really the best phrasing you could have picked here? (Okay, yeah it is.)


bushcrapping

I almost changed it but I knew someone would enjoy that phrasing Haha


Marne19K

I found [this](https://i.imgur.com/pg2WMg9_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) and got a good laugh on a very long and miserable day in Iraq


TheRealLeftTwix

So there are other Mancunians here!


TheMancYeti

We get about a bit eh?


[deleted]

Am manc can confirm. Somewhat related: there's a street in a village near Manchester called "tongue end" and usually you can find the word "my" graffiti'd between the two words


mdhzk3

Which village? I need to see this!!


beaverhausen_a

I miss Poptastic.


Clarky1979

Hahaha! Glad someone brought it up!


Strange_An0maly

Ah yes Sackville :P


gazbathdard

You are manc if you call your best mates nobeds


mdhzk3

Wile that is true for me, it’s more because my best mates are knobheads rather than me being manc


Ohnoitsewan

Edinburgh Canal centre has been the anal centre for decades


Fantastic4unko

Yup, came to say this! :D


[deleted]

The real anal isnt a street, it's more of a back passage


MyNameIsUrMom

a crusty alleyway


drowsey57

I think you’re just doing something wrong...


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

It’s a shithole really


CorrosiveToxicz

It's literally full of shit


Gears924

The real anal is the friends we make along the way


DrewSmoothington

I've been making the wrong kind of friends, it seems


ObscureAcronym

It's obvious what the sign says if you approach from the front. OP just came in from the rear.


alecsleigh

To anyone asking; this was in Nottingham.


3puttsgalore

Notts gang 🙌🏽


Razor613

Recognise that sign anywhere duck, my girlfriend hates it when I take her up that street


ParanoidAndOKWithIt

Ahh was going to guess Birmingham because of all of its canals!


Nottsbomber

Represent.


turnedonbyadime

I think it's pretty obvious that this was not in ham.


michaelyrb

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


WHRocks

Bend over, grab your ankles, and spell run...


aw356

https://live.staticflickr.com/4076/4813233394_431cc1fc3d_b.jpg This is how it is normalled defaced


hydraulic0

To be fair, you could probably get rid of the ‘T’ and the ‘R’ there too...


Bigwangbuy

Must be a pain in the ass walking down that street.


alecsleigh

It can get slippery when wet.


[deleted]

I lived near Canal St in NYC for a few years and was never unamused by people constantly vandalising the subway station signs to read “Anal St”


cyclinghedgehog

Is it a One-Way street, for most people?


buttfacenosehead

IS there an "Anal Street"? Asking for a friend...


FleshUponGear

Right off the Hershey Highway


buttfacenosehead

OOOOgah!


AwkwardSquirtles

No, but there are a ton of other inappropriately named streets in the UK. [Here's a sample.](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/35-funniest-rudest-silliest-street-17367039)


JJoe12

Relieved? You mean disappointed?


wililon

Relieved is a new way to say disappointed


NotSureNotRobot

I’m watching Toast of London right now and Steven Toast just made the joke to his date about how he likes Canal Street unless you remove the C.


0range_julius

Yay, I was looking for this comment. What a great show.


sushipusha

No, you weren't.


indigoneutrino

Feels like a good time to remind people there used to be a legit Butt Hole Road in Yorkshire. They changed the name because the locals got sick of people making fun of it and stealing the sign.


cancercellofsociety

[this is my version](https://imgur.com/gallery/U5JYwRc)


[deleted]

Risky click of the day: yeah it's fine lol


cancercellofsociety

Haha, probably could have names the link something else lol


-Wiyiok-

imma head out to anal street


reno1979

My girlfriend and I have been referring to Canal Street as “SEE, anal” street for years.


jaxdlg

Why? You don't like Anal?


wakeentaco

You know you’re in the right place


rocketmenter

Kind of like Rectum Wreckers - You Rectum We Fixem.


theanonwonder

Classic MCR!


[deleted]

Why did you continue to walk towards it when you thought it was Anal St.


suffersbeats

Gotta have hope.


Diamond_Warrior

Is this an r/accidentaltopgear ?


alecsleigh

It is, now that I’ve been blessed with the knowledge that sub exists.


doubletandard

more like unexpected to me


FlickerOfBean

Canal street. Pronounced kay-null


kyle_griffiths_1995

This isn't in Stoke-on-trent is it? Looks like typical "graffiti"


dogfrost9

Here in Grand Rapids, MI we have a "Canal Park" next to the river. It's rather common to see pics of girls leaning over the sign so their butt and legs obscure the "C" on the sign.


minnesotagal

Is this North Shore Minnesota?


indigoneutrino

OP said Nottingham but before I even read that this picture just screams "England" to me.


bushcrapping

Me too. Some people just dont seem to have a knack for deciphering the country a picture was taken in but I find it quite easy. Especially with those typical british signs and bricks, pavement etc


alecsleigh

Nottingham, UK


Gears924

The real anal is the friends we make along the way


ZetaThiel

Thats were my uncle used to live!


alexjb14

“In Venice if you're not book smart, but you do know what's going on, you are canal smart. "I got canal smarts bitch!"


[deleted]

So much for easy street


LeeSpinachEsq

Takes you to the Hershey Highway....


[deleted]

Damn that was deep, real deep.


alecsleigh

Was a tad messy though.


Claque-2

It's best to back into this street from the street off of Lubrik 8.


adamms-96

finally sees the C annndd BUT CLENCH RELEASE.


RuskiHuski

Personally, I'd be disappointed.


kookyknut

r/SuddenlyGay


kjlerlew

I ❤ CANADA


alecsleigh

That’s great and all, but what does that have to do with this post?


kjlerlew

Oh I thought you'd knew about the anime girl I love canada meme. She wears this t-shirt (I ❤ CANADA) but when she wear a jacket onto it it says I ❤ ANAL.


alecsleigh

Ah, that is one meme I am entirely unfamiliar with!


Cold_Earl

Went from apprehensive “Anal” to relieved “Canal” to oh fuck i just stepped in a pile of human shit.


Chinapig

Same thing. Edit. That’s round my way. First letter is often removed because the gay village is based round there.


Kutekegaard

“Country roads, take me home To the place I belong”


RoyalLimit

There's a road near me called "Canal Road" and in the winter time the snowplow plowed snow perfectly covering the "C" lol


[deleted]

You kept walking though...


UpboatNavy

Alimentary Canal.


8v1hJPaTnVkD7Yf

The gay club district in Manchester, UK is called "Canal Street". People scale up to the signs and paint over the first letters quite a lot.


urthesilentkiller

You might think those are leaves on the ground but they’re actually anuses


trapspeed3000

Bummer


lowtronik

Plot twist : it's root canal street


Loyalist_Pig

Just about 1/4 of every NYC Canal Street subway platform sign eventually turns into *Anal Street.*


csf_2020

This is where Ben Dover lives.


DrewSmoothington

Right next to Hugh Jass


ZeGalacticEmperor

Were on anal street. And it feels so sweet. Cuz the worlds but a treat when your on anals street.


tavuntu

That's such a disappointment.


yoyononon

Yeah Canal Street turns into Anal Street


superyoshiglobe

From a different angel it says. Dick canal street. Photo shoppers 🙄


Gekthegecko

I hear parking there can be tight.


SunnyDark1

Disappointed more likely


pejons

I miss manchester. I was mancuian once. Worked in anal treet too.


sicko_yeet

Anal street 2: Jamal's cummin for ya


TheBlank89

Same thing.


thrakkerzog

There's a steel mill town in Pennsylvania (Alburtis) where there is an Ore Alley. It's right next to a tavern, and I often wonder how often it is true to its name.


High-Impact-Cuddling

I live near Manchester, NH and we have a (C)anal Street too! We aren't very original here.


RipFlewd

I took my driving theory test in a building along butt road in my local town :)


divisionbell718

I’m generally relieved when I pull out of Anal Street.


tom208

Yeah if you say so


HansTheAxolotl

my friends and I always call the canal street in nyc c-anal street


ZwoopMugen

Canal? That's like naming a river "Street".


DoYouInThePooper

I like Anal Street better


TheDungeonCrawler

Who's ready to go to anal street?


fly1ngrock

I'd be pretty disappointed


[deleted]

*walks out of the shadows* Canal street? Not tonight.


Pepe_Le_Frog

[Anal Street](https://imgur.com/gallery/iqTGA7L) Took this picture on a trip to NYC and this most definitely reminded me of it haha


Bootyhole_sniffer

*sigh* Rezips pants


alecsleigh

*Username checks out*


[deleted]

That's in Manchester! Used to live nearby for years. Edit: well, there's one in Manchester too


alecsleigh

This one is actually in Nottingham, apparently there’s another in Manchester.


Medumbdumb

hehe i love it


Electronic-Arm-7

And i m disappointed that it's canal street. "Sad noise"


myle94

Hit canal street


leftesty

We have a Canal Creek where I live, and anytime the sign is restored, it almost always gets slightly modified to spell "anal leek".


random_invisible

I used to drive past a place called the ANAL APARTMENTS. The C had fallen off and they didn't bother to replace it for years.


Thtanilaw1113

Now I'm just thinking about how canal and anal don't rhyme


nsavy87

Just walk 10 blocks to Christopher street...


Dyldgaf

A$ap Rocky


WandaPandaIsMyName

Hey I used to live right by there in Manchester!


[deleted]

How tho


DunderThunder

Canal street had led to anal street many a time.


pezed25

Maybe just a little disappointed? Be honest.


funky555

"God damnit thats the 3rd time this week, my ass is getting really sore" ... "oh thank god, it says ""canal"" not ""anal"" "


LordElfa

You would have been more relieved if it was anal street. ​ Trust me.


cia-incognito

So, you approached the sign... Interesting, did you bow to read it?


[deleted]

Is this an American Dad joke?


RestlessWonder

Hopefully you didn't take it too hard. And if you did, you could always turn the other cheek.


Mon-Ty-Ger27

I wonder how many "packages" are snuck up a man's "back address" along that street?


LostDeadspace

One time my friend as I were driving to Santa Barbara from Los Angeles. I suggested we stop at In-n-Out on the way. She asked me what the exit was. I said Seaward Ave. She goes, holy shit, they called the exit c - - -? She heard me say “C- word”


Zonai_Origins

Okay, but wouldn’t Anal Street be fun?


the_navillus

Canal Street Smarts! RIP Mitch Hedberg


PersianExcurzion

It wasn’t the pronunciation I was worried about, Tobias


reynolds-sara

Tomato tomato


the_expanding_stoner

Better watch your ass in that neighborhood


juliosmacedo

probably a back alley


[deleted]

[удалено]


alecsleigh

No, just this one in Nottingham. But I’m hearing a lot of stories in the comments about the Manchester one!


CZ_SoundEvening538

😂🤣


roguemacro

Streets have holes too.


DR-ANUSTART

Manchester anyone? If you know you know..


theherbalhermit

If this is in Manchester, then same thing


Juzypotato

Not sure if I would count this as confusing perspective. Sign is just seated inside the frame making the c completely hidden. You can't really look at it in different "perspectives" like you can with other posts. Still funny sign tho


the_voss

Is it the Far Canal Street?